KNOCKNAGOW, OR THE HOMES OF TIPPERARY BY CHARLES J. KICKHAM AUTHOR OF "SALLY CAVANAGH," "FOR THE OLD LAND," ETC. "Yet meet him in his cabin rude, Or dancing with his dark-haired Mary, You'd swear they knew no other mood, But mirth and love in Tipperary." -- THOMAS DAVIS. DEDICATION I dedicate this Book ABOUT THE HOMES OF TIPPERARY TO MY LITTLE NIECES, ANNIE AND JOSIE, WITH MANY REGRETS AND APOLOGIES THAT IN SPITE OF ALL THEIR ENTREATIES I WAS OBLIGED TO "LET POOR NORAH LAHY DIE." C. J. K. CONTENTS. Bibliographic note & acknowledgements TITLE PAGE & DEDICATION INTRODUCTION. By MATTHEW RUSSELL, S.J. CHAPTER I. MR. HENRY LOWE BECOMES THE GUEST OF HIS UNCLE'S PRINCIPAL TENANT. CHAPTER II. "MY ELDEST DAUGHTER, SIR." CHAPTER III. MAT THE THRASHER. CHAPTER IV. THE TRACKS IN THE SNOW. CHAPTER V. THE DOCTOR MAKES HIMSELF COMFORTABLE. CHAPTER VI. THE STATION -- BARNEY BRODHERICK'S PENANCE -- MRS. SLATTERY CREATES A SENSATION CHAPTER VII. NORAH LAHY, -- THE OLD LINNET'S SONG. CHAPTER VIII. HONOR LAHY'S GOOD LUCK. CHAPTER IX. BILLY HEFFERNAN AND HIS FLUTE. CHAPTER X. "A LITTLE NOURISHMENT." CHAPTER XI. FATHER HANNIGAN'S SERMON. CHAPTER XII. MATRIMONY AND "MARRIAGE MONEY." -- THE WIDOW'S LAST WISH. CHAPTER XIII. THE DOCTOR IN A FIX. CHAPTER XIV. MOUNT TEMPE AND ITS MASTER. CHAPTER XV. A DAY'S SHOOTING LOST. CHAPTER XVI. AN UNINVITED VISITOR. CHAPTER XVII. LORY. CHAPTER XVIII. MISS LLOYD'S FOIBLES. CHAPTER XIX. WILL SIR GARRETT RENEW THE LEASE? CHAPTER XX. MR. LOWE GETS A LETTER OF WARNING. CHAPTER XXI. FIVE SHILLINGS WORTH OF DANCE. CHAPTER XXII. THE BLUE BODY-COAT WITH GILT BUTTONS -- ABSENCE OF MIND. "AULD LANG SYNE." CHAPTER XXIII. MAT DONOVAN AT HOME. CHAPTER XXIV. "GOD BE WITH YE!" CHAPTER XXV. PHIL LAHY IN THE BOSOM OF HIS FAMILY. CHAPTER XXVI. A BRIDEGROOM WHO COULDN'T DESCRIBE HIS BRIDE. CHAPTER XXVII. THE JAY. CHAPTER XXVIII. BARNEY WINS A BET, AND LOSES MUCH PRECIOUS TIME. CHAPTER XXIX. THE HAULING HOME. -- "IS NORAH LAHY STRONG?" CHAPTER XXX. NED BROPHY'S WEDDING CHAPTER XXXI. MR. LLOYD DOES WHAT IRISH LANDLORDS SELDOM DO. CHAPTER XXXII. AN OLD CROPPY'S NOTIONS OF SECURITY OF TENURE. CHAPTER XXXIII. BILLY HEFFERNAN'S TRIUMPH. CHAPTER XXXIV. LONELY CHAPTER XXXV. ON THE ROAD TO THE BIG TOWN WITH THE CLOUD OVER IT. CHAPTER XXXVI. HOME TO KNOCKNAGOW. -- A TENANT AT WILL. CHAPTER XXXVII. DISCONTENT AND RESIGNATION CHAPTER XXXVIII. ARE YOU IN LOVE, MARY?" CHAPTER XXXIX. THE HOOK-NOSED STEED. CHAPTER XL. THE DRAGOON'S PRESENT. -- THE BEAUTY RACE. CHAPTER XLI. MISS KATHLEEN HANLY THINKS IT ADVISABLE TO BE "DOING SOMETHING." CHAPTER XLII. A HAUNTED FARM. CHAPTER XLIII. TOM HOGAN BOASTS THAT HE NEVER FIRED A SHOT. CHAPTER XLIV. HUGH KEARNEY THINKS HE WILL GET HIS FISHING-ROD REPAIRED. CHAPTER XLV. TOM CUDDEHY BIDS HIS OLD SWEETHEART GOOD-BYE. CHAPTER XLVI. "MAT DONOVAN IS KILLED!" CHAPTER XLVII. BILLY HEFFERNAN WONDERS WHAT IS "COMING OVER" NORAH. CHAPTER XLVIII. THE "DEAD PAST" AND THE "LIVING PRESENT." -- MRS. DONOVAN'S SAD FACE. CHAPTER XLIX. IN THE LONESOME MOOR -- MEDITATING MURDER -- DARBY RUADH THINKS HIMSELF BADLY USED -- TOM HOGAN HAS AN ARGUMENT AGAINST PHIL LAHY. CHAPTER L. TOM CUDDEHY FEELS "SOMEWAY QUARE." -- A GLANCE BACKWARDS TO CLEAR UP THE MYSTERY OF THE TRACKS IN THE SNOW. CHAPTER LI. MAT DONOVAN IN TRAMORE. -- MRS. KEARNEY AND HER "OWN CAR." -- THE "COULIN." CHAPTER LII. THE BULL-BAIT. -- THE CARRICK-MAN AND HIS DOG "TRUE-BOY." -- LORY PUNISHES BERESFORD PENDER, AND RIDES HOME BEHIND MR. BOB LLOYD, ON THE GREY HUNTER. -- MISS LLOYD INVOLUNTARILY SITS DOWN. CHAPTER LIII. THE HURLING IN THE KILN-FIELD -- CAPTAIN FRENCH THROWS THE SLEDGE AGAINST MAT THE THRASHER -- BARNEY IN TROUBLE. -- FATHER M'MAHON'S "PROUD WALK." CHAPTER LIV. BOB LLOYD IN DANGER. -- MAT DONOVAN'S OPINION OF "DESAVING" PEOPLE IN THE WAY OF COURTSHIP. CHAPTER LV. BILLY HEFFERNAN MAKES DR. KIELY A PRESENT, "AS A FRIEND OF PHIL LAHY'S." CHAPTER LVI. THE WHITE JACKET. CHAPTER LVII. A GREAT EVENT. -- TOMMY LAHY'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS. -- ARTHUR O'CONNOR. CHAPTER LVIII. FATHER CARROLL'S HOARDINGS. CHAPTER LIX. ANOTHER EVENTFUL DAY. -- "MAGNIFICENT TIPPERARY." CHAPTER LX. BURGLARY AND ROBBERY.--MAT DONOVAN A PRISONER. -- BARNEY DISAPPEARS -- MR. SOMERFIELD AND ATTORNEY HANLY APPLY FOR LEASES, AND OLD ISAAC DREADS THE CONSEQUENCES. CHAPTER LXI. BARNEY IS CAPTURED -- HIS ACCOUNT OF HIMSELF -- MAT THE THRASHER IN CLONMEL JAIL, AND THE BIG DRUM SILENT. CHAPTER LXII. SAD NEWS FROM BALLINACLASH. CHAPTER LXIII. EJECTED. -- THE BAILIFFS IN THE OLD COTTAGE. -- BILLY HEFFERNAN PLAYS "AULD LANG SYNE" AGAIN, AND THE OLD LINNET SINGS IN THE MOONLIGHT. CHAPTER LXIV. A CONSPIRACY. -- THE "COULIN. " -- MISS LLOYD WANTS TO KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. -- VISIONS OF HAPPY DAYS. CHAPTER LXV. MAT DONOVAN FOLLOWS GRACE'S ADVICE; BUT BESSY MORRIS IS GONE. -- HONOR AND PHIL LAHY IN THEIR NEW HOME. CHAPTER LXVI. ONLY A WOMAN'S HAIR. -- MORE WEDDINGS THAN ONE -- A HEART AS "BIG AS SLIEVENAMON." -- BEAUTIFUL IRELAND. -- THE SORT OF A WIFE THAT BARNEY GOT. CHAPTER LXVII. GOOD-BYE. -- THE OLD ROOM. -- MRS. HEFFERNAN'S TROUBLES. "MAGNIFICENT TIPPERARY." -- A GLEAM OF SUNSHINE. -- BUT KNOCKNAGOW IS GONE! INTRODUCTION. KNOCKNAGOW has been out of print for a considerable time, and very many eager inquiries have been made for it. It now reappears in a new and cheap edition, which may be usefully introduced by a brief account of its Author. The secondary title which he gave to his tale was -- "The Homes of Tipperary." His own home was one of them. Charles Joseph Kickham was born in the year 1825, at Mullinahone, a small town of the County Tipperary. The Anner flows past the town, and Slievenamon rises not far away -- the river and the mountain which figure often in his writings. His father, John Kickham, had a large drapery establishment in that place, and was widely respected for his intelligence and probity. His mother, Anne O'Mahony, was a pious and charitable woman, whom he lovingly described in the earliest of his stories, "Sally Cavanagh; or, Untenanted Graves." His uncle, Father Roger Kickham, was a zealous member of the Vincentian Order; and another uncle, whose name he bore, was a priest in the Archdiocese of Cashel. But the Author of KNOCKNAGOW was probably called after his grandfather, Charles Kickham. In his youth he was greatly influenced by The Nation of Davis and Duffy; and, like his kinsman, John O'Mahony, he took an active part in the '48 movement. He was the leading spirit in the Confederate Club, in Mullinahone, which he was chiefly instrumental in forming; and after the failure of the rising at Ballingarry, which was not far from his home, be was forced to hide himself for a time. A little later, while still a very young man, he worked earnestly in the Tenant Right League, hoping against hope that something would be done to keep the people at home. When that failed, he lost faith in legal agitation. In persevering in a political career, and devoting his life to what he believed to be the service of his country. Charles Kickham showed not a little of that iron will which enabled Henry Fawcett to achieve distinction as a public man, in spite of tremendous difficulties of a similar character. The Englishman, on the threshold of manhood, was totally deprived of sight by an accident in a shooting party; yet in spite of this misfortune (the more distressing because his father's hand fired the shot), Fawcett contrived to work on, to ride, to skate, to fish, to become a successful University professor, an active and influential Member of Parliament, and a most efficient Postmaster-General. Young Kickham's accident was not so tragical in its cause, nor so destructive in its effects, at least in one respect. One day, while he was drying a flask of damp gunpowder, it exploded, injuring permanently not only his sight, but his hearing. This was not (as we have seen stated in print) in his sixteenth year, but two or three years earlier. Both sight and hearing grew duller, and his frame less robust, as time went on; and the hardships of his prison life greatly increased these infirmities. For it was to a prison that his political career conducted him He was one of the writers in The Irish People, the organ of the Fenian movement. Of course, there was an informer working in the very office of the newspaper. Kickham was arrested in November, 1865. He was tried in the court-house of Green Street, Dublin, on the 5th of January, 1866. He was found guilty, and Judge Keogh, after expressing his sympathy for the prisoner, and respect for his intellectual attainments, sentenced him to penal servitude for fourteen years. His attorney announced the sentence to him through his ear-trumpet. He heard it with a smile. As he was led away to his cell, something on the ground attracted his notice, and he picked it up. It was a little paper picture of the Blessed Virgin, and he kissed it reverently. "I was accustomed to have the likeness of the Mother of God morning and evening before my eyes since I was a child," he said to the warder. Will you ask the governor if I may keep this?" *[see note at end] In prison he showed great patience and fortitude. His health, already impaired, soon gave way, but he bore up bravely. He felt deeply his sister's death in the first year of his prison life. The sister of his associate, Mr. John O'Leary, asked in after years, did he pray much while there? He answered that he said exactly the same prayers as when he was out in the world. From the solitary confinement of Pentonville he was removed to the invalid prison at Woking. Once he was set to knit stockings. The warder pointed out that he was not making much progress in this novel art. "I have time enough to learn in fourteen years," he replied. What proficiency he had attained we do not know when this particular study was interrupted. His wretched health, helped no doubt by his blameless character and gentle demeanour, shortened very considerably his term of imprisonment. He was released in March, 1869. To somebody who asked what he had missed most in gaol, he replied, "Children, and women, and fires." He was very fond of little children, and knew how to win their hearts, "It delighted him," says one of his best friends," when the little ones tried to talk to him on their fingers; and he was most patient in teaching them, taking particular care not to allow them to speak incorrectly. Children who loved him, were playing about his feet in the sunshine when the stroke of paralysis came upon him at the last." There was much of what is best in woman and in child in his nature; and it was impossible, says another devoted young friend, to know him well without feeling that he was trustful, and kindly, and sympathetic as a woman. His slender hand was fashioned like a woman's, too. There was a great deal of silky grey hair in curls about his head, which was finely shaped and he was very tall. These last phrases are taken from a writer, who, in her affectionate obituary, speaks thus of the tale which we are now introducing anew to the public:- "No writer has produced more faithful pictures of Irish country life than Charles Kickham. For no other writer possessed a mind quicker to see, or wider to hold the best feelings of our people; none other owned head or hand more obedient to the highest impulses of the Celtic character, and his memory was filled with the traditions of our land and race. 'Knocknagow' illustrates many sides of his own personality and of his ready humour, which was never cynical. In this book, as in nearly all he wrote, tears and laughter are close together. "'Knocknagow' had always been my favourite Irish story, and when an opportunity of meeting its Author came, it was an event in my life. I remember giving him the sort of information he must have had from hundreds of persons -- of what a pleasure his stories and songs were, and how dear to me and my friends were Grace Kiely, and Mary Kearney, and poor Norah Lahy, whom, in spite of his niece's entreaties, he had to let die. He bore the infliction good-humouredly and talked about his heroines as if they had just gone out for a walk." Besides the present novel and "Sally Cavanagh," and some shorter tales, Mr. Kickham left behind him a full length novel, which was published last year, in a cheap form, under the title of "For the Old Land." His knowledge and love of the Irish character in many different phases are shown in every page of this tale, and fun and pathos are very skilfully intermingled. Charles Kickham's poems are very few and short, those at least which be gave to print. Very many of our readers must be familiar with the pathetic little ballad about the Irish peasant girl who "lived beside the Anner, at the foot of Slievenamon." Also, "Rory of the Hills" and "Patrick Sheehan" have taken a great hold on the people. This Introduction has now, perhaps, served its purpose by letting the reader know something before hand about this book and its Author. With the addition of a few names and dates learned from his kinswoman, the Sister of Mercy who helped to make his death bed as holy as his life had been innocent, our sketch, as it has acknowledged more than once, has followed the published recollections of Miss Ellen O'Leary and Miss Rose Kavanagh. To the personal description cited from the latter, we may join that given by the former lady. "In person, Charles Kickham was tall and strongly built. He walked like a sailor, swaying from side to side. He had a fine picturesque head, on which the wavy brown hair, of late years thickly streaked with grey, grew in soft curls; a large forehead, keen, piercing eyes, which had a strange power of reading one's very thoughts, and a rough skin, somewhat scarred by that terrible powder accident. The expression of his face when in repose was striking -- a face you'd love to look upon: earnest, thoughtful, rather sad, and so good. In conversation he showed wonderful powers of observation, an intuitive insight into character. His talk, when in good spirits, was very pleasant. He had a great fund of quiet humour, and would describe a scene or a character with a few well-painted strokes. Though gentle and kind in disposition, he could be a good hater as well as a fervent lover." Charles Joseph Kickham died at Blackrock, near Dublin on the 22nd of August, 1882. His body was brought home to the Tipperary graveyard where his father, and mother, and sister, and many kinsfolk were buried. In the Dublin Exhibition of 1864, he had lingered long before a painting, "the Head of a Cow," by one of the Old Masters, not on account of any subtle genius be discovered in it, but "because it was so like an old cow in Mullinahone." A quaint trait of the affectionate, home-loving nature which made it fitting that his grave should be where his cradle had been -- "beside the Anner, at the foot of Slievenamon." MATTHEW RUSSELL, S.J. Dublin, 27th Feb., 1887. Note: This touching incident probably comes from Kickham himself, for we take it from an affectionate memorial written "before the first bloom of daisies was dead upon his grave," by the young lady whose kindness soothed his last years and his last hours, Miss Rose Kavanagh. She recalls a "parallel passage" in his life, when almost the last use his tongue made of language after the fatal blow came, was to say aloud the Rosary of the Blessed Virgin. CHAPTER I. MR. HENRY LOWE BECOMES THE GUEST OF HIS UNCLE'S PRINCIPAL TENANT. IT is Christmas Day. Mr. Henry Lowe has just opened his eyes, and is debating with himself whether it is the grey dawn, or only the light of the young moon he sees struggling through the two round holes in the window shutters of his room. He has slept soundly, as well he might, after a journey the day before of some eighty miles on the outside of the mailcoach, from the metropolis to the town of --; supplemented by an additional drive of a dozen miles in his host's gig to his present not uncomfortable quarters. The young gentleman knows little of Ireland from personal experience, having spent most of his life in what is sometimes oddly enough called "the sister country." Mr. Henry Lowe is at present the guest of his uncle's principal tenant, Mr. Maurice Kearney. The visit was partly the result of accident and partly a stroke of policy on the part of the young man's mother. Her brother, Sir Garrett Butler, owned -- at least nominally -- extensive landed property in the South of Ireland; and the prudent mother was trying to induce him to give her son the agency. And Mr. Kearney having gone to Dublin to see the landlord about the renewal of his lease, it was agreed that the young gentleman -- whom we intend to introduce to the reader when be gets out of bed -- should accompany him, on his return home, and spend some weeks among his uncle's Tipperary tenants. And so we find Mr. Henry Lowe half buried in down, this clear Christmas morning, in the best bedroom of Ballinaclash Cottage -- for so Maurice Kearney's commodious, if not handsome, residence is called. He had just settled the question with which his mind had been occupied for some ten minutes back, in favour of the moon, and was relapsing into slumber, when it suddenly occurred to him -- That he was a land agent in embryo. That he was at that moment in the midst of a district not unknown to fame in connection with "agrarian outrages;" and That his room was on the ground floor. This train of thought gave the holes in the window-shutters a new interest in his eyes. He was beginning to succeed pretty well in calling up a vision of a blunderbuss loaded to the muzzle with slugs, and two tall figures in frieze coats and knee breeches, with crape over their faces, when a tremendous report -- as if the blunderbuss had gone off and burst -- made him start to a sitting posture. A second bang, if possible more stunning than the first, caused Mr. Henry Lowe to execute a jump -- or rather to put forth a degree of muscular action which, under more favour able circumstances, would have resulted in that gymnastic feat; but which, owing to his position and the non-elasticity of a feather- bed, must be pronounced a failure. The repetition of the sound a third, and a fourth, and a fifth time, was followed by as many vigorous but -- whether we have regard to a "high" or a "long jump" -- abortive efforts on the part of Mr. Henry Lowe. At this stage of the proceedings the bedroom door was opened, and Mr. Kearney entered with a lighted candle in his hand. He held the light above his head, and looked considerably astonished when his guest was revealed to him, performing, as he thought, the identical African dance which the Reverend Edward Wright, the missioner, had been describing to him a few days before. The gentlemen regarded each other with looks of mutual surprise and inquiry. But Mr. Kearney, divining the cause of his guest's perturbation, said, apologetically: "I'm sorry they're after disturbing you." "Wha -- what is it?" gasped Mr. Lowe, who maintained his sitting position and his scared look. "The drum," replied his host, in a self-satisfied way, as if further explanation would be altogether superfluous." I came in to tell you not to mind it." "Oh! -- a drum," the young gentleman repeated, somewhat reassured, but evidently still bewildered. "Yes, there it is again. But what drum? What does it mean?" "The Knocknagow Drum," was the reply. "They always meet at the Bush. But don't stir. They'll shortly be off, and you can have a good sleep before breakfast is ready." "Knocknagow! The Bush! What o'clock is it?" "Not six yet. We're going to seven o'clock Mass. We'll be back to breakfast at nine. So stay where you are, snug and warm, till I call you." Am I to understand the whole family are going to prayers?" the visitor inquired; not at all relishing the idea of being left alone in the house. "Yes; we always go to early Mass on Christmas Day." "Would there be any objection to my going with you?" "Not the least. But the morning is very cold; hard frost." "Well, but I'd like to witness as many of the customs of the country as possible." "Very well. Please yourself. I'll send up Wattletoes with hot water to you." He laid the candlestick on the dressing-table, and Mr. Lowe soon heard him shouting to Wattletoes to bring hot water to the gentleman in the "middle room." The gentleman in the middle room lay back upon his pillow, and surveyed the bearer of the hot water with some curiosity. The first thing that struck him was, that it would be impossible to say whether this individual were old or young or middle-aged. He was low-sized and stooped somewhat. But his face, though shrivelled and puckered in an extraordinary manner, was the face of a withered boy, rather than of an old man. He wore an old frock coat, which evidently reached to the knees of the original owner, but nearly touched the heels of its present possessor. The legs of his trousers, which were as much out of proportion as the other garment, were rolled up, and formed thick circular pads half-way between his knees and his ankles. Before Mr. Lowe could proceed further with his inspection, this odd-looking figure was disappearing through the door. "What is your name?" he asked. The grotesque figure stopped suddenly in the doorway, and, wheeling round, with his hand to his forehead, he answered with a grimace, of which it would be vain to attempt a description: "Barney, sir -- Barney Brodherick." "Not Wattletoes," thought the young gentleman, as he pulled the blankets tightly over his shoulder. "I wonder who the devil is Wattletoes! Have I much time to dress?" he asked aloud. "Lots uv time, sir. On'y if you don't hurry you'll be too late." "Lots of time," Mr. Lowe repeated; "but I'll be too late if I don't hurry." Before he could ask for an explanation of this somewhat contradictory piece of information. Barney vanished, scratching his head and muttering something about "the boots," as if he felt himself in a difficulty. Mr. Lowe had nearly completed his toilet when Barney returned with his boots, followed by Mr. Kearney, whip in hand, and wrapped in a frieze great-coat. The master had evidently been "pitching into" the man for Barney explained as he placed the visitor's boots on the floor: "Blur-an-agers, have sinse, sir -- have sinse." "Have sense yourself -- and that's what you'll never have, you ninny-hammer" retorted the master, in an apparently angry tone. "He was told," he continued, turning to his guest, "to bring blacking from Kilthubber yesterday; and they desired him to get Martindale's blacking. When they found they had no blacking, and asked him why he didn't bring it -- 'I tried every house,' he says, 'from Gallowshilt to Quarryhole, and the devil a Martin Dale could I find," Though no trace of a smile could be detected in Maurice Kearney's ruddy face while he spoke, his repeating Barney's explanation of the non-appearance of the blacking, twice over, showed that he enjoyed it in his own way. When they stood within the glow of the blazing wood fire in the parlour, the host again advised his guest to remain within doors till the family had returned from Mass. But the young gentleman repeated his desire to accompany them. The roll of the drum -- the performer evidently using less force than when he so startled the stranger a while ago -- accompanied by the shrill but not unpleasing music of half-a-dozen fifes, signified that the procession -- which consisted of nearly the whole population of Knocknagow -- had set out for Kilthubber. Mr. Kearney and his guest were soon seated in the gig in which they had arrived the night before, and slowly following the crowd along the snow-covered road, It was too dark to see much either of the country or the people, and Maurice Kearney could do little more to amuse the stranger than to point out the direction in which some objects of interest would be visible in the daylight. But, even with the light they had, Mr. Lowe could not help being struck with the fine outline of the mountain range in front of them. The far-famed Knocknagow drum shook the windows of the old town of Kilthubber, as the procession marched through the principal street to the chapel, at the gate of which the music suddenly ceased. Barney Brodherick was in waiting to take the horse to the hotel, and Mr. Lowe was conducted by his host up the gallery stairs and soon found himself in a front pew, next a lady who, he rightly conjectured, was his host's eldest daughter, but to whom he had not yet been introduced, owing to the lateness of the hour when he arrived at the cottage the night before, and to the fact that Miss Kearney was on her way to church before he left his room in the morning. Never having been in a Catholic place of worship during divine service before, he looked around him with some curiosity, not unmingled with a sense of awe. The altar was brilliant with innumerable tapers and tastefully decorated with flowers and ever- greens. Three branches, suspended by long chains from the ceiling, gave light to the congregation that filled the spacious aisle, while candles in sconces attached to the pillars and round the walls enabled the occupants of the pews in the gallery to read their prayer books. The tinkle of a small bell called back his attention to the altar, and he saw that during his survey of the church, the priest, accompanied by a number of boys in white surplices, had moved from the sacristy and now stood bowing with clasped hands in front of the altar. As he ascended the carpeted steps the organ pealed out solemnly; and in spite of his prejudices, the ceremony and the evidently earnest devotion of the worshippers impressed Mr. Lowe with a respect for their form of religion which he never had felt before. This feeling, however, was giving place to a sense of weariness, when he was startled by the suddenness with which the people rose from their knees and pressed forward towards the altar. He looked down with astonishment upon the swaying sea of upturned faces till it settled into stillness as the clergyman turned to address the congregation. A peculiar ring in the preacher's sweetly-modulated tones at once attracted the stranger's attention. Having read the text, he replaced the book on its stand, and, leaning back against the altar, commenced his sermon. At first his words came slowly and hesitatingly. But as he warmed with his subject he moved about, now to the right, now to the left, and sometimes straight forward to the verge of the altar-step, which formed the platform upon which he stood -- pouring forth what seemed to the unaccustomed ears of Mr. Lowe a torrent of barbaric eloquence, which rose into a kind o gorgeous sublimity, or melted into pathos, sometimes homely, sometimes fancifully poetical. Such language Mr. Lowe would have thought ill-suited to such a crowd as he now looked down upon, if he had not witnessed the effect it produced. And he was surprised to find that it was the figurative passages that moved the people most. For instance, when the preacher depicted the Virgin wandering through the streets of Bethlehem, seeking for shelter and finding every door closed against her, and proceeded: "The snow falls; the cold winds blow -- and the Lily of Heaven is withered," a cry burst from the congregation, and the sobs were so loud and, frequent that the preacher was obliged to pause till the emotion he had called forth had subsided. The sermon was short and withal practical; for while it comforted the poor, it impressed upon the rich the duty of alleviating their sufferings. And as the clock struck eight, the Knocknagow drum told such of the inhabitants of Kilthubber as had not yet left their beds that first Mass was over and the congregation were on their way homeward. CHAPTER II. "MY ELDEST DAUGHTER, SIR." MR. LOWE judged from the hearty "I wish you a merry Christmas, sir," which greeted his host so frequently on the way homeward, that Mr. Kearney was on excellent terms with his neighbours. They did not wait for the procession; and, after a brisk drive of twenty minutes, the young gentle man again found himself in front of the crackling wood fire. While looking out on the snow- covered landscape, his attention was attracted by the extraordinary gait of a person approaching the house, swinging his legs and arms about in a manner impossible to be described. As he came nearer, the size and shape of the feet were particularly noticeable. And as the figure was passing the window, the fact flashed upon Mr. Henry Lowe, as if by inspiration, that after all Barney Brodherick was Wattletoes. He had the curiosity to raise one of the windows to see what Barney meant by stopping suddenly opposite the hall-door, and holding out his hand with a coaxing wink of his little grey eyes. Maurice Kearney's youngest son, a fat, innocent-looking boy, stood, with his shoulder leaning against the jamb of the door, picking the raisins out of a great slice of plum-cake. "I'll bring you to hunt the wran," said Barney. "I can go with Tom Maher," the boy replied. "I'll give you a ride on Bobby," Barney continued, in a still more insinuating voice. But the boy continued picking the raisins out of his plum- cake. "Be gob, Mr. Willie, I'll -- I'll show you a thrish's nist!" exclaimed Barney, in a sort of stage whisper. The boy looked from the cake to the tempter, and hesitated. "With five young wans in it," continued Barney, pressing the advantage he saw he had gained," feathered an' all -- ready to fly." This was too much. The thrush's nest carried the day; and Barney was in the act of taking a bite out of the plum-cake as he repassed the parlour window on his way round to the kitchen. But the promise of a thrush's nest, with five young ones in it, on a Christmas morning in our latitude, impressed Mr. Lowe with a high opinion of Barney Brodherick's powers as a diplomatist. "Come, Mr. Lowe," said his host, as he placed a chair for him at the breakfast table, "you ought to have a good appetite by this time. I'm sorry you would not take some thing before you went out this morning." "Oh, thank you," he replied, "but I'm all the better able to do justice to your viands now." As the young gentleman was sitting down, Mrs. Kearney's portly figure caught his eye in the doorway. She at once walked up to him, holding out her hand, and apologised for not having been prepared to receive him properly on his arrival "But indeed," she added, "we had not the least notion that any one was coming. Why did you not write to say that Mr. Lowe would be with you?" she asked, turning to her husband. "Where was the use of writing, when I knew I'd be home myself before the letter," was the reply, in a rather brusque manner, which was peculiar to Maurice Kearney. "The time," said Mr. Lowe, "is very unusual for such a visit; but you know I am a homeless wanderer at present." "My eldest daughter, sir," said Mr. Kearney, waving his hand towards the door, near which the young lady had stopped hesitatingly for a moment. Mrs. Kearney took her portly person out of the way; and her face beamed with pride and fondness as she surveyed the lovely girl, who, after curtseying gracefully, advanced, and, with a half-bashful smile, gave her hand to her father's guest. The young gentleman was taken completely by surprise. He had felt some curiosity to know what sort was the face hidden by the thick veil next him in the chapel. He thought it would be rather a pleasant discovery to find that the face was a handsome one; and was quite prepared for a blooming country girl in the person of his burly host's daughter. But the lady who now stood before him would have arrested his attention anywhere. She was tall, though not of the tallest. The driven snow was not whiter than her neck and brow. A faint blush at that moment tinged her usually pale cheek, which, together with a pair of ripe, rosy lips, and eyes of heavenly blue, imparted a warmth to what otherwise might be considered the marble coldness of her almost too ideal beauty. Mr. Henry Lowe, for once in his life, felt at a loss for something to say; but the entrance of two young girls spared him the necessity of making a speech. The taller of the two moved timidly behind her father's chair without venturing even to glance at the stranger; while the other surveyed him from head to foot, and then turned to Miss Kearney with a look of surprise if not reproach. Miss Kearney under stood the look, and said with a smile: "Mr. Lowe, let me introduce you to my friend, Miss Grace Kiely." "Miss Grace Kiely," said the little lady, drawing herself up to her full height, and bowing with great dignity. She was moving away, with an air of studied gravity, when Mr. Kearney said: "Come, Grace, sit here near me. 'Tis a long time since you and I had a talk together." Her face lighted up at once, and, forgetting all her womanly dignity, she ran with child-like glee to the chair which he had drawn close to his own. She resumed her serious look again; but her keen sense of the ludicrous was too much for it, and one of Maurice Kearney's characteristic observations had even the effect of making our dignified young lady laugh into her cup, and spill so much of the tea that Mrs. Kearney insisted upon filling her cup again. "How did you like the sermon, Mr. Lowe?" Miss Kearney asked. "It was so unlike anything I ever heard before," he replied, "that I really cannot venture to give an opinion. But he certainly moved his hearers as I have never seen an audience moved by a preacher. Some passages were quite poetical; and these, I was surprised to find, produced the greatest effect. It is very strange." I believe," said Miss Kearney, "we Irish are a poetical people." "I particularly admired that passage," Grace observed, with her serious look, "beginning, 'From the ripple of the rill to the rolling of the ocean; from the lily of the valley to the cedar on the mountain.' That passage was very beautiful." "Yes, I remember that," said Mr. Lowe, with a nod and a smile, which so flattered Miss Grace's vanity that she could only preserve her look of gravity by dropping her eyelids and almost frowning. But, in spite of her efforts, a glance shot from the corner of her eye which plainly showed how gratified she was. "She could preach the whole sermon to you," said Mr. Kearney, in his emphatic way. And then, after a pause, he added, still more emphatically: "I'd rather have her in the house than a piper." This was too much for Grace; and Miss Kearney and her mother joined in her ringing laugh, while Mr. Lowe looked quite as much puzzled as amused, as he turned full round and stared at his host, apparently expecting some explanation of this extraordinary testimony to Miss Grace's powers of pleasing. Mr. Kearney, however, rubbed his whiskers, contemplatively, to all seeming quite unconscious of their mirth, and added, with a jerk of his head: "Wait till you hear her play 'The Foxhunter's Jig.' Miss Butler is a fine girl," he observed, abruptly changing the subject. All eyes were turned upon Mr. Lowe, and he felt called upon to say something. So he said: "Indeed yes, a very fine girl." But the young gentleman felt that a certain opinion which he had always held regarding the respective merits of black and blue eyes, was considerably modified during the past half-hour. "She plays the harp," said Mr. Kearney confidently to Grace, who nodded, and evinced by her look that the concerns of great people possessed a great interest for her. "And the guitar," he added. "Though the devil a much I'd give for that, only for the singing. She has a fine voice, "he remarked, turning to Mr. Lowe. "Does Miss Kiely sing?" "She does, she does," his host replied, rather impatiently. "But I'm talking of your cousin, Miss Butler." "Oh, she sings very well," said Mr. Lowe. "I never heard 'Savourneen Dheelish' or the 'Coulin' played better. She brought the tears to my eyes." "She is quite an enthusiast about Irish music," said Mr. Lowe. "Kind father for her," put in Mrs. Kearney. "He and my Uncle Dan used to spend whole days and nights together playing Irish airs. My Uncle Dan played the fid -- violin," said Mrs. Kearney, correcting herself, for she liked to call things by their grandest names, Particularly when they happened to be connected with her Uncle Dan, or, indeed, with any of the great O'Carrol's of Ballydunmore. "Mr. Butler," she continued, "used to play the flute. He made some beautiful songs about Annie Cleary before they were married. He was not Sir Garrett then, for it was in Sir Thomas's time. My Uncle Dan, too, had a great turn for poetry, and he used to help Mr. Butler to arrange the music for the songs. 'Twas my Uncle Dan," she added, turning to her husband, as if she were imparting a piece of information he had never heard before, "'twas my Uncle Dan that translated the 'Coravoth ' into English." "I know, I know," said her husband, rubbing the side of his head uneasily -- knowing from sad experience that when his portly better half once set off upon her hobby it was no easy matter to pull her up. "My Uncle Dan," she proceeded, "was the most talented of the family, though the Counsellor had the name." Mrs. Kearney closed her lips after uttering the word Counsellor, and then opened them with a kind of smack, followed by a gentle sigh, as she bent her head languidly to one side, and rested her folded hands upon her knees. Her husband rubbed his head more and more frantically; for these were infallible signs that the good lady was settling down steadily to her work. But fortunately Mr. Lowe, whose curiosity was really excited, averted the threatened infliction. "Did Sir Garrett," he asked, "really make verses?" "Oh, yes," Mrs. Kearney replied; "'Father Ned's sweet Niece,' and 'Over the Hills,' and several others," "I knew his marriage was a romantic business," said Mr. Lowe. "But I was not aware that my uncle was a poet. He was greatly blamed by his family, but Sir Thomas's conduct was quite unjustifiable. There was nothing so extraordinary in such a marriage, after all." While Mr. Lowe was speaking, a robin flew round the room, and dashed itself against the window. Miss Kearney leaning back in her chair and shading her eyes from the light with her hand, looked up at the bird as it fluttered against the glass. And the picture thus presented had, we suspect, something to do with Mr. Henry Lowe's inability to see anything extraordinary in his uncle's marriage. She stood up to let the robin escape, and her father and Mr. Lowe also left the breakfast table. The latter, with an air of easy good breeding, put back the bolt and drew up the window; while the graceful girl gently took the robin in her hand, and, after looking for a moment into the bold, bright little eyes with a smile that made Mr. Henry Lowe swear mentally that eyes of bird or man never beheld anything more lovely, let him fly out into the sun shine. "As ready as he is to come in," she said, as she followed the released prisoner with a melancholy gaze, which in the difference her companion thought was even more killing than the smile it succeeded -- "as ready as he is to come in, he is always impatient to get away. I believe no bird loves liberty so well." "If you could set all your captives free as easily it would be well." "I'd wish to do so -- that is, if I had made any, of which I am unconscious." She felt conscious, however, of the young gentleman's disposition to be more openly complimentary than she thought quite agreeable, and to divert his attention to some thing else, she said: "I fear you will find our neighbourhood very dull. But my brothers will be home to-day, and I hope they may be able to find some amusement for you." This speech was calculated to have the very opposite effect of what she intended; but her father unintentionally came to her relief. "You have good snipe shooting in the bog," he said abruptly, "and if we have a thaw, the hounds will be out." "I am most anxious," said Mr. Lowe, "to have a day with the Tipperary hounds." "I can mount you well," said Mr. Kearney. "Come and I'll show him to you. Tell Wattletoes," he continued, turning to the servant who had come in to replenish the fire, "to lead out Mr. Hugh's horse." "He's gone to hunt the wren, sir," she replied. Mr. Lowe saved Barney from a storm of abuse by remarking that as often as he had heard of hunting the wren he had never seen it. "Let us walk over toward the fort," said his host, "and you'll see enough of it." "We'll go too, Mary," exclaimed Grace, leaping from the sofa upon which she had been reclining in a graceful attitude, and in what she persuaded herself was a dreamily sentimental mood. Miss Kearney held up her hand warningly, but her father turned round before he had reached the door and said: "Yes, Grace, let you and Mary come with us." "Of course you will come too, Ellie," said Miss Kearney to her young sister, who was reading a book near the fire, and apparently afraid of attracting attention. "Oh, no," she replied with a start, "mamma will want me." CHAPTER III. MAT THE THRASHER. AS the party approached the avenue gate, on their way to the fort, a tax-cart was seen coming from the direction of the village. "Oh! 'tis Richard," Grace exclaimed; "I'm so glad." She evinced her joy by a series of little bounds as she took Miss Kearney's arm and tried to hurry her forward. But her companion's pace was too slow for her impatience. and she ran on alone. "She is a very interesting child," said Mr. Lowe. "She would not thank you for calling her a child," said Miss Kearney, with a smile. "I should scarcely have called her a child a moment ago," he replied, "for she talked and even looked like a very sensible woman. Perhaps she is older than she seems? "No; she is a child in years. But she really astonishes me sometimes." "Who are the gentlemen?" he added, as the tax-cart stopped. "My brothers." Grace pulled open one side of the heavy gate with all her might; but as she was about exerting her strength with the other, she suddenly let go her hold, and ran out on the road. The taller of the two occupants of the tax-cart reached her his hand, and she was standing between his knees in an instant. They drove on; and Miss Kearney said, in reply to her companion's look of surprise: "They are going round to the back gate. Grace will bring them out immediately, you may be sure." "Is she a relative of yours?" he asked. "Her mother's sister is married to an uncle of mine," she replied. "Her father, Doctor Kiely, is a very eminent physician, and a man of distinguished talent." "Oh, I believe I have heard of him. Is he not one of your great agitators?" "Yes; I suppose you would call him an agitator. He does not try to conceal his patriotism; and yet, strange to say, he is the favourite doctor of nearly all the great families of the county, and he has ever so many public appointments. Grace would say, 'quite a monopoly of them,'" she added, smiling her angelic smile -- as much at her own homely phrase as at the more learned one her little friend would have used. "That tells well for the liberality of the aristocracy." "Perhaps it tells as well for the high character and skill of Dr. Kiely." "About what age is he?" Mr. Lowe asked. "I believe about fifty," she replied. "He is the finest looking man I ever saw." "Has he a large family? "No; two daughters. The eldest is a very beautiful girl; but Grace is her father's idol." "Has he no son?" "Yes; he has a son." There was a kind of hesitation in her manner of replying to his last question that caused Mr. Lowe to look inquiringly at her. But their conversation was interrupted by a tall, brawny peasant, who stopped, as he was passing the gate, to talk to Mr. Kearney. The peasant's name was Donovan, but he was universally known as Mat the Thrasher. He excelled in all kinds of work as a farm labourer, and never met his match at wielding a flail. As a consequence, he was in great request among farmers from October to March; and, indeed, during all the year round -- for Mat could turn a hand almost to anything, from soleing a pair of brogues to roofing and thatching a barn. His superiority as a ploughman was never questioned. As a proof of his skill in this line, we may mention that when Maurice Kearney was about running what in Ireland is called a "ditch" through the centre of the "kiln field," the difficulty presented itself -- how to make the fence perfectly straight. And, as a matter of course, Mat Donovan was immediately sent for. "Now," said Mat, after looking at the ground, "where do you want to run it?" "From this bush," his employer replied, laying his walking- stick on a whitethorn bush in the fence, "to the ash-tree at the left- hand side of the gap," pointing to a tree at the opposite side of the field, "In a straight line," he added, looking at Mat as if the problem were worthy to be grappled with even by his genius. Mat walked away without uttering a word, leaving Mr. Kearney and the half-dozen workmen, who, leaning on their spades, were waiting the order to begin at the construction of the new ditch, altogether unable to conjecture how he intended to proceed; but with unshaken faith in his ultimate success. Mat walked leisurely back to the "gurteen" where he had been at work, and was soon seen coming through the gap near the ash-tree with his plough and horses. With one huge hand he leant on the handle of the plough, thereby lifting the irons, so as that they might glide over the ground without cutting through it, till he came to the ash-tree. Facing his horses towards the whitethorn bush at the opposite end of the field, he fixed his eye steadily on that object. Mr. Kearney and the workmen heard his "Yo-up!" to the horses, and on he came, nearer and nearer, slow but sure, till they could catch the air of the song which he commenced to chant with as great solemnity of look and intonation as if its accurate rendering were a necessary condition of the success of his undertaking. They soon had the benefit even of the words, and as Mat pulled the horses to one side as their breasts touched the whitethorn bush, he continued while he reined them in: -- "Oh, had I the lamp of Aladdin. And had I his geni also. I'd rather live poor on the mountain, With coleen dhas cruiteen amo." "There it is for you," he exclaimed, as he folded his arms, after flinging down the reins, "as straight as the split in a peeler's pole." Mr. Kearney thrust his thumbs into the arm-holes of his waistcoat, and looked intensely solemn, which was his way of expressing extreme delight. The workmen looked at one another and shook their heads in silent admiration -- Jim Dunn, as he flung his coat against "the belly of the ditch," declaring in a decided tone, as if there could be no possible question of the fact, "that nothin' could bate him." And Tom Maher, after spitting first in one fist and then in the other (if we may be pardoned for chronicling such a proceeding), firmly clutched his spade with both hands, and eyeing his hero from head to foot, devoutly wished "bad luck to the mother that'd begrudge him her daughter. "By which Tom merely meant to express in a general way his belief that Mat the Thrasher was good enough for any woman's daughter, and intended no allusion to any particular mother or daughter. But the flush that reddened the honest face of the ploughman, and a certain softening of his grey eyes, told plainly enough that Tom Maher had unconsciously touched a sensitive chord in the heart of big Mat Donovan. Some readers may, perhaps, require an explanation of Mat's allusion to "the split in a peeler's poll." The fact is, that respectable "force," now known as the Royal Irish Constabulary, have always been noted for the extreme care bestowed by them on the hair of their heads. At the time of which we write, a "crease" down the back of the head was one of the distinguishing marks of a policeman in country districts where "swells" were scarce. And to such a pitch of perfection had the "force" attained in the matter of this crease, that Mat the Thrasher could find nothing in art or nature capable of conveying a just idea of the straightness of the line he had marked out for Maurice Kearney's new ditch but "the split in a peeler's poll." We have thought this explanation necessary, lest the split in the poll should be mistaken for a split in the skull -- a thing which our good-natured friend never once thought of. The "new ditch" is to this day the admiration of all beholders. To be sure, it never was and never will be the slightest earthly use -- a fact of which Hugh tried to convince his father before this whim was put into execution. But Maurice Kearney was headstrong, and would have his way in such matters. The new ditch narrowly escaped being a furze ditch -- or what in other parts of the country would be called a whin hedge -- by a characteristic blunder of Wattletoes, who was sent by his master to sow the seed of the "unprofitably gay" shrub. In due time a drill of turnips appeared along the top of the new ditch; while Hugh Kearney was astonished one fine morning to find a promising crop of furze in the very middle of his "purple-tops." Miss Kearney wished Mat a happy Christmas. "I wish you the same, and a great many of them, Miss," he replied, looking towards her for a moment, and then turned to resume the conversation with her father. "He is a magnificent specimen of the Irish peasant," said Mr. Lowe to Miss Kearney. "Let us wait till you hear him talk," said she. "You will be sure to hear something out of the common from Mat the Thrasher, as we call him." Mat, it appeared, wanted to know if Mr. Kearney would sell him "a couple of barrels of the Swedes." "No," replied the latter;" I won't sell any turnips. I'll want all I have; and more. But I thought you had a good crop of potatoes. I never saw finer." "They turned out bad," said Mat, "Were those the potatoes behind your house, Mat? Miss Kearney asked." Nelly pointed them out to me one day, and asked me did I ever see a flower-garden so blooming." "The very same, Miss, "Mat replied, with a sorrowful shake of the head." I never laid my eyes on such desavers." "I suppose they were blighted," said Miss Kearney. "No then, Miss," he replied, with a reproachful sadness in his look and voice." Every stalk uv 'em would make a rafter for a house the first of November. But put the best man in the parish to dig 'em after, and a duck 'ud swally all he'd be able to turn out from morning till night." The idea of a potato-stalk making a rafter for a house made Miss Kearney smile' in spite of herself; but the duck swallowing all the potatoes a man could dig in a day, forced her to laugh outright. To make amends for what she considered her ill-timed mirth, she said to her father I think, sir, you might give Mat the turnips he requires." "Do you want to have the whole parish coming for turnips?" exclaimed her father in no amiable tone. "Sure you can refuse the next person that comes.' "Very well," said he, with a resigned look and a shrug of the shoulder, as if there were no help for it. Mat Donovan expressed his thanks; but in a manner that showed he was pretty sure his request would have been granted in any case. He strode up the hill with an easy, swinging gait; and as he carried a huge stick in his hand and turned in the direction of the fort, Miss Kearney remarked that he was going to join the "wren boys." She should have known better, however, than use the words "wren boys" in the sense she did. They are only called wren boys who carry the wren in a holly bush decorated with ribbons from house to house on St. Stephen's Day; and many who hunt the wren do not join in this part of the proceedings. We may remark also that though the "king of all birds" is said and sung to be "caught in the furze" on St. Stephen's Day, he is invariably "caught," and often ruthlessly slain, too, on Christmas Day. Mr. Lowe was beginning to feel quite at home with his fair companion -- whom we shall call by her Christian name, Mary, in future -- and on seeing her brothers coming through the lawn toward them, asked her to tell him something about them. "Well," she replied, "my eldest brother, Hugh, lives at home and attends to the farm with my father. Richard is a surgeon; he has a great wish to go to Australia, but my father and mother are opposed to it." Richard and Grace came on merrily together; while Hugh walked thoughtfully, if not moodily, behind them. He was about the middle height, broad-shouldered and strongly built. His hair and beard were black as night, and his complexion so dark that strangers sometimes asked if he had been a sailor, or had lived under a tropical sun. His dress of grey tweed betokened the farmer; but a heavy gold watch chain seemed to indicate that he was not indifferent to display. He was not popular like his father; but the respect with which he treated even the humblest day-labourer, and a certain quiet independence in his bearing towards the gentry of his neighbourhood, won for him the esteem of all classes. On the whole, Hugh Kearney was looked upon as something of a puzzle by his friends. And latterly his sister Mary, who loved him above all her brothers, used to feel uneasy at the thought that he was not happy. Richard was a contrast to Hugh in almost every respect. He was tall, slender, fair-skinned, light-haired, gay, thought less, and talkative. Maurice Kearney introduced his sons to Mr. Lowe -- "Sir Garrett's nephew," and as Grace had told them all about that gentleman, and his intention of spending some days with them, Richard and he were on excellent terms immediately and had all the talk to themselves till they came up with the wren-hunters. Mr. Lowe was astonished to see an excited crowd of men and boys armed with sticks, and running along on either side of a thick, briery fence, beating it closely, and occasionally aiming furious blows at he knew not what. After a while, however, he caught a glimpse of the tiny object of their pursuit, as, escaping from a shower of blows, it flitted some ten yards along the fence, and disappeared from view among the brambles. The crowd, among whom Mat the Thrasher and Wattletoes were conspicuous, rushed after; and as they poked their sticks into the withered grass and beat the bushes, the poor little wren was seen creeping through the hedge, and the blows rained so thick and fast about it that its escape seemed miraculous. It did escape, however, and after a short flight had just found shelter in a low sloe-bush, when Mat the Thrasher leaped forward, and with a blow that crashed through the bush as if a forest-tree had fallen upon it, seemed beyond all doubt to have annihilated his kingship. Grace, who could only see the ludicrous side of the scene, laughed till she had to catch at Mary's cloak for support, while Mary turned away with an exclamation of pain. But though she kept her head turned away to avoid seeing the little mutilated representation of the protomartyr, even she was forced to laugh when the huge Thrasher shouted -- "I struck her! I struck her! and knocked my hat full of feathers out of her!" After a minute of complete silence, during which all eyes, except Mary's, were fixed upon the sloe-bush, a scream of delight from Grace surprised her into looking round. When, lot there was the wren, safe and sound, high up in the air! instead of taking refuge in the briery fence it changed its tactics altogether, and flew right across the field into a quarry overgrown with brambles, followed by all its pursuers except Mat the Thrasher, whose look of amazement, as he stared with open mouth after the wren, elicited another peal of laughter from Grace, in which Mary and the young men could not help joining. Mat, however, looked at them as if to his mind it was no laughing matter, and requested some person or persons unknown to "let him alone after that." Then, after pondering deeply for a moment, with his eyes fixed on the ground, he walked slowly away; as if, in spite of Jim Dunn's assertion to the contrary, he bad met some thing to "bate him" at last. It is very ridiculous," said Mr. Lowe, "to see grown men in pursuit of a little wren, and as much carried away by the excitement of the chase as if it were -- " "A big hare," said Mary, with an arch look that surprised Grace, and even her brother -- for archness, particularly in the presence of a stranger, was not in Mary's way. "Well," said Mr. Lowe, who was a little posed by the remark, "I believe hunting the wren is not the only kind of hunting that could easily be made to appear ridiculous." A couple of pointers that had kept close to Hugh's heels since he left the house suggested the subject of shooting; and Mary was relieved from the task of talking -- for it often was a task to her -- during their walk back to the cottage. CHAPTER IV. THE TRACKS IN THE SNOW. THE window of Mary's room faced the west, and she was fond of sitting there in the evening. It was a curious little bower, up in the pointed roof of the oldest part of the cottage -- which had been added to at different periods, and presented the appearance of a promiscuous collection of odds and ends of houses, not one of which bore the slightest resemblance to any of the rest. The window was the only one in the ivy-covered gable, and looked into a little enclosure, half garden and half shrubbery. Mary sat near the window, looking at the fast-sinking sun, while Grace stood opposite the loo king-glass arranging her hair. "Ah, Mary," she said, with a sigh, "that's the elegant young man." "Who?" "Mr. Lowe." "Is he, indeed? Then I suppose Richard is to be discarded?" "Oh, Richard is quite an Adonis. But, then, Mr. Lowe has such an air -- he is so aristocratic. He seems to admire you," she continued. "But that's of course. They all admire a b-e-a-u-t-y." Miss Grace dwelt upon the word with a curl of the lip, as if she had the most sovereign con tempt for beauty. At the same time she stood upon her toes and surveyed herself in the glass from every possible point of view. "Do you think yourself handsome, Grace? "Well, between you and me, Mary. I do. Though not in the usual way, perhaps." "You mean 'handsome is that handsome does?'" "Not at all! I was not thinking of that stupid old proverb. But there is Adonis in the garden, and -- what shall we call the other? -- Apollo." Mary looked round and saw her brothers and Mr. Lowe in the garden. And what will you call Hugh?" she asked. "Oh, Nabuchodonosor, if you like -- or, Finn Macool," replied Grace, laughing. "I really don't know what to make of him. He seems to be always trying to calculate how many thorns in an acre of furze." Richard here called to his sister, saying: Can you tell us anything about the tracks in the snow? We are puzzled by them? "No," Mary replied, opening the window, and looking down with surprise. "The puzzle is," said Richard. "that there are no tracks coming towards the house The person must have jumped from your window." "Do you think anything has been stolen?" she asked. "The tracks," he replied, "are those of slight high-heeled boots, such as gentlemen wear," "I don't know on earth how to account for it," said Mary. "And he must have been well acquainted with the place," Richard continued;" for he faced straight to the stile behind the laurels: and no stranger would have done that," Mary's face flushed crimson; but: to her great relief her brothers and Mr. Lowe were looking towards the laurels and did not observe her. They followed the footprints out on the road near "The Bush" -- where the lads and lasses of Knocknagow were wont to assemble -- and here all trace of them was lost in the trampled snow. The three young men returned to the house through the farmyard, Mr. Lowe having expressed a wish to see the horse of which his host had spoken in the morning. "Really, Mary," said Grace, "it is like that one of the Melodies -- Weep for the hour When to Eveleen's bower The lord of the valley with false vows came: Is there a lord of the valley in the case?" "I don't know what to make of you," said Mary, looking at her as if she thought it just possible that Miss Grace Kiely might be the queen of the fairies. "But as you really must be a witch of some, kind -- " Not one of those ladies, I hope," Grace interrupted, "who nightly travel upon broomsticks." "Well," Mary resumed, laughing, "anything you like. But, perhaps, you could make out the mystery?" Well, let me see." She knelt down, and resting her elbows on the low window frame, put her hands under her chin, and with knitted brow contemplated the footprints in the snow. "The solution of the mystery is this," she gravely began. "There is nothing very extraordinary in a man's footprint in snow. The footprint is an ordinary affair enough; but the wonder is, as Sydney Smith said of the fly in the amber, 'how the devil it got there.' Have you read any of Sydney Smith's writings?" "No." "Never read Peter Plymley's Letters?" "Never," Mary replied. Grace shook her head, and was about proceeding with what she called the solution of the mystery, when she again broke off with -- "By-the-by, there was a discussion at our last literary dinner party, as I call them when we have the poets and editors -- about Longfellow's 'Footprints on the sands of time.' 'Tis to be hoped when I speak of Longfellow you do not suppose I mean your graceful brother?" "No," replied Mary, laughing, "I am not quite so illiterate as you suppose. Though I dare say your poets and editors would be apt to set me down for a fool," "A fool!" Grace exclaimed. "Bless your innocence, they adore fools. No girl but a fool has the ghost of a chance of making any impression upon them. The 'Brehon,' to be sure, seems to appreciate your humble servant slightly, and has perpetrated an acrostic which I will repeat for you some time. But unfortunately the 'Brehon' is the rummest of the whole lot." "The what?" "Oh, such ignorance! The rummest, But 'Shamrock,' who writes divinely, and who is really a nice fellow -- I confess to a weakness for nice fellows -- is quite gone about my foolish sister. 'Now, if I am, indeed, a bard, Immortal song, uncrowned, unstarred -- Though gold, and friends, and rivals guard -- Shall win thee, spite of Fate, Jessie.' She substitutes 'Eva ' for 'Jessie,' and takes it all to herself, I fear the poor child's head is a little turned," sighed Miss Grace, with a very wise shake of her own. Mary laughed, for the poor child was five years her senior. But Grace, without condescending to notice the interruption, went on: "To return, however, to the 'Footprints on the sands of time.' It was objected that the returning tide would wash away a footprint from the sand, and therefore the idea was a bad one. But papa very properly observed that time, when compared with eternity, was nothing more than the strand between the ebbing and flowing of the tide. But to come to our footprints in the snow. We need not trouble ourselves with the notion that his Sable Majesty has had anything to do with them. Of course you read Robinson Crusoe?" "Yes," replied Mary, wondering what Robinson Crusoe could have to do with it. "Very good. Well, the solution of the mystery is this: our man Friday -- in a stylish pair of Wellington boots -- was standing there when the snow commenced to fall; and, like a patient savage as he was, there he remained till the snow left off -- and then walked away. Quod erat demonstrandum. Excuse my weakness for Latin." "I declare," said Mary, with a look of wonder, "that must be it." "Oh," exclaimed Grace, resuming her bright look, "there are a pair of feet 'making tracks,' as our Yankee friends would say, which might well frighten John the Baptist himself if he met them in the wilderness." And she pointed to Barney Brodherick, who was making for the stile behind the laurels, in his not-to-be-described mode of locomotion. Mary called to him, and Barney swung round and looked up at them. "Barney," said she, "did you meet anyone on your way from town last night? "Begob, I did, Miss," replied Barney, with a start. "An' God forgive me," he continued, pulling off his hat and taking a letter from the lining, "I forgot to give you this bit uv a note." He came under the window and threw the letter up to Grace, who caught it and handed it to Mary. "What o'clock might it be, Miss Grace?" Barney asked, with the coaxing grin he always wore when speaking to her. "It is past four, Barney." "Thanum-on-dioul, can it be late so early? "he exclaimed. "Tare-an-'ouns, I'll be kilt." And Barney "make tracks' for the stile behind the laurels. Grace laughed, and turned round to repeat his words; but checked herself on seeing Mary with the open letter in her hand, gazing towards the distant mountains. "And now," she said abstractedly, "he is gone." CHAPTER V. THE DOCTOR MAKES HIMSELF COMFORTABLE. "I FEAR, Mr. Lowe," said Mary, "you will be put to some inconvenience to-morrow, as we are to have the Station." "What is that?" he inquired. "Oh, don't you know? Well, Catholics go to Confession and Communion at Christmas and Easter. And, in country districts, instead of requiring the people to go to the chapel, the priests come to certain houses in each locality to hear confessions and say Mass. So that our house is to be public property for some hours to- morrow, and I fear you will find it unpleasant. But you can remain in your room; and I suppose you will have no objection to breakfast with the priests?" "By no means," he replied, "it will be a pleasure. Shall we have the gentleman who preached that remarkable sermon?" "Oh, of course. He is our parish priest, Father M'Mahon. He is a most charitable man, and almost adored by the people. It is commonly said that when Father M'Mahon dies he will not have as much money as will bury him. I must warn you, however, that you will find him reserved. and you may be tempted to think him haughty. But it is only his manner." "He looks awfully proud, at all events," said Grace. "He astonished us all a few weeks ago," Mary continued, by making this peculiarity the subject of his discourse from the altar." "He began in such an extraordinary way," said Grace. "I was very near being obliged to laugh." "Very near?" said Mary. "Why, you did laugh; and it was really too bad for a sensible young lady like you." I could not help it. Only think, Mr. Lowe, the first word he said was -- 'Ye say I have a proud walk.' And then he went on to explain to them in the most earnest manner, that when they thought he was walking proudly, he was, perhaps, not thinking of himself at all. 'Indeed,' he said, I never knew until lately that I had a proud walk. And I fear it is too late to try to correct it now. 'tis hard to break an old dog of his trot.' Sure everybody laughed then." It was a most instructive discourse," said Mary. Oh, of course," replied Grace. "And it must have been very consoling to people who give themselves airs, as we are not by any means to infer from the said airs that they are not all humility in their hearts. But I hope it is Father Hannigan Mr. Lowe will have an opportunity of hearing to-morrow." Yes, I think it is not unlikely, as Father M'Mahon has not been strong for some time back, and one of the curates usually says Mass now at the Stations. You can have no idea, Mr. Lowe, what an amount of labour an Irish priest has to go through." "I can imagine it must be very considerable from what you tell me," Mr. Lowe observed. "Come, Grace," said Mary, "the Rosary." Hugh stood up, and went with them to the kitchen, as he always, when at home, "headed" the Rosary. Instead of summoning the servants to prayers in the parlour it is the general custom, among Irish Catholics of the middle class, for the master and mistress of the house with their children and guests -- unless the latter should happen not to be Catholics -- to "say the Rosary" in the kitchen. In Hugh's absence the duty of beginning and ending the Rosary -- the same person always "heads" and " finishes" -- fell to Mrs. Kearney or Mary; which was looked upon as a grievance by Barney and some of the other servants. "I'd always like to have Mr. Hugh to head the Rosary," Barney used to say. "He never puts trimmin's to id like Miss Mary and the mistress." During the Rosary Richard and the stranger lighted their cigars in Hugh's room, and had a pleasant talk -- the doctor as usual having the lion's share. His volubility was considerable; but though people generally found it pleasant enough to listen to him - - young ladies particularly -- it was not easy to tell what it was all about after. Hugh came in with a large book under his arm, and seemed unprepared for the honour that had been done him. Mr. Lowe was standing by the fire, with his elbow on the chimney-piece. The doctor had his two heels on it, and reclined in a curious old arm-chair at the other side of the fire. "We're just talking," said the latter, "of what we are to do with ourselves to-morrow. Mr. Lowe votes for the snipe." "Very well," Hugh replied, "I'll have everything ready; but you must be satisfied with a single-barrel." "Oh, 'tis all the same, except that I can't make so much noise. Curious," continued the doctor, contemplatively, "that there are some things that some people can't do. Though I blaze away, the birds don't fall. I generally forget that there is anything required but to pull the trigger. Or when it does occur to me that I must take aim, somehow I first think of my feet -- a graceful attitude you know. And before I am all right the bird is a mile away. And then I fire." "You can ride better than you can shoot," said Mr. Lowe. "Pretty well at the riding; but I never could do that either, like Hugh. The cursed attitudinizing ruins me there, too. Do you remember Kathleen Hanly? "he asked, turning to his brother. "Yes, I remember," Hugh replied, laughing. "Oh, 'tis misery to think of it," the doctor continued, taking his feet from the chimney-piece, and thrusting his hands in the pockets of his shooting jacket. "What was it?" Mr. Lowe asked. "The prettiest girl in the country," replied the doctor, "I'll show you where she lives to-morrow," "Well? " said Mr. Lowe. "Oh, you want to know all about it. Well, Hugh and I were out schooling one day, and I caught a glimpse of Kathleen walking up and down by a hedge not far from where we were. There was a wall about three feet high near where she was walking; and I thought I might as well ride down by the ditch and take a jump over the wall. I waited till she had turned at the end of her walk, and came on at the wall in a canter. I was thinking of a picture in one of Lever's novels, and my only regret was that the wall was not five instead of three feet high. Just as I was coming to the jump, it occurred to me that my left elbow was not at the proper angle. So I glanced at it and turned it more in -- forgetting the necessity of keeping my seat and everything else but the elbow and Kathleen." The doctor paused and looked at the lighted end of his cigar, as if it were the miniature of a departed friend. "Well, what happened? " said Mr. Lowe. "Well, I was spun," replied the doctor, with a sigh, "out between his two ears. I resolved to get out of a window in the middle of the night, and run away and enlist in a regiment under orders for India. But I changed my mind." The doctor looked again at the ashes of his cigar, and shook his head. "Kathleen said afterwards," he resumed, "that she always thought of me with my heels in the air. Back view, you know. And my legs are rather long." The doctor took a last look at the ashes of his cigar, and flung the butt into the fire. He then stood up, and taking a cigar- case from the chimney-piece, carefully selected the best one in it for himself. "Have a cigar? " said he, presenting one to Mr. Lowe; which was very civil, seeing that the case and its contents belonged to Mr. Lowe himself. "Do you know," said the doctor, turning to his brother, after resuming his place in the arm-chair, "we may as well make ourselves comfortable." "By all means," replied Hugh, tearing the corner off a newspaper, and offering it to him to light his cigar. "Hold on, old boy," said the doctor. He left the room and returned in a few minutes, with a decanter in one hand and a sugar-bowl in the other. Placing them on the table, he rather surprised Mr. Lowe by producing three tumblers and a wine-glass from the pockets of his shooting-coat. He then sat down, with his feet on the fender, and poked the fire. While thus employed, a servant came in with a kettle, which the doctor took with his disengaged hand, and spilled a little of the water under the grate to see that it was boiling. "All right, Judy," said he. "Mum's the word." "Yes, sir," the girl replied, and left the room, The doctor then mixed a stiff tumbler for himself, and motioned to Hugh and Mr. Lowe to follow his example; which they did. Having lighted his cigar, he turned sideways in his chair, throwing one of his long legs over the other, and said: "Now Hugh, your opinion is worth having on most subjects. But I want your opinion now on a subject, of which so far as ever I could see, you have had no personal experience." "What is it? " Hugh asked. "Love," replied the doctor, commencing to puff so vigorously that he was soon enveloped in a cloud. "Well, what about it?" "Do you believe in first love and love at first sight and all that sort of thing? "Of course, if there's love at all, there must be first love to begin with. And," he added, after a pause, "I rather think love at first sight is not an impossibility." "But is the first love the true love? The 'never forget, you know, and so forth?'" "I don't think so. It may or may not." "The fact is, you think there is no limit to the number of times a man may be really in love?" "Well, I do believe a man may be really in love more than once in his life. But I'll tell you what I believe," he continued, after a pause. "I believe it is the destiny of many to love once, or meet somebody whom they feel they could have loved as they never loved before and never can love again." "But they can love again!" said Mr. Lowe, who began to feel interested in the conversation. "Yes, certainly," replied Hugh. "A man can love again, and be happy in the love of another. But it will not be the same kind of happiness as might have been his." "Do you think this higher sort of happiness is the lot of many? I fancy, in the majority of cases, people must be satisfied with the secondary kind of happiness you allude to." "Yes, I think so, too," replied Hugh. "And why so? " Richard asked, as he took the kettle from the fire, and poured the boiling water carefully on the lumps f sugar in his tumbler. "Why should they not be supremely blessed?" And while pouring in the whiskey after the water, the doctor sang in a pleasing voice: "Our life should resemble one long day of light, And our death come on holy and calm as the night." "'Tis easily accounted for," replied Hugh. "The feeling may not be mutual; and even when it is, how many insurmountable obstacles may be in the way? But if it ever does happen, that a man or a woman can love only once, it is when two spirits rush together in this way, and are then parted by death, or some other cause that does not involve weakness of any kind on the part of either." "Now, did a case of this kind ever come within your knowledge?" "Yes," Hugh replied. "I know of one such case. And it is what I have observed in this instance that has made me think about the matter at all." "You seem to think," said Mr. Lowe, "that reciprocity is necessary to give immortality to the sentiment, if I may so express what I mean to convey." "I am inclined to think," Hugh replied, "that without that it will die a natural death." "Have you been taking large doses of poetry of late? said Richard. "It would scarcely surprise me to find some tender stanzas in this." And he opened the ledger which Hugh had laid on the table. "And that would be getting blood from a turnip," said the doctor, as he turned over the leaves. "But do you really keep your accounts in this way? I thought it was only merchants did that." "And why should not manufacturers? "Manufacturers? Do you mean that you are a butter maker?" "And a manufacturer of arable land," said Hugh. "That's nonsense," said the doctor, who had a dim recollection of a lecture on political economy which he had heard some time before. "Land cannot be manufactured." "Well if I were writing a treatise on the subject I might hesitate to use the expression; and yet it could, I think, be defended." "You mean a producer," said Richard, pedantically. "No, that would not express my meaning. I'll show you an example of it to-morrow." Richard commenced rubbing his chin with a rather serious expression of face, as he ran his eye down a column of figures. He opened his eyes and his mouth on coming to the "carried forward," and was about finding the page when Hugh glanced over his shoulder, and said: "Come, shut it up. You will look in vain for a stanza of any sort," Saying this, Hugh shut the book and pushed it away. The fact was the doctor had lighted upon a page where sundry sums were entered, which he himself had received in the shape of half notes and post-office orders; and his brother good- naturedly wished to prevent him from seeing what would be a very forcible illustration of the proverb that "many a little makes a muckle." The doctor took up a note which slipped from between the leaves of the account-book and read it. It ran thus: "DEAR HUGH -- Send me five pounds by return like 'the quintessence concentrated of a sublimated brick,' as you are. I was obliged to pop my watch last night. Particulars in my next, -- Yours, "DICK." The author of this pithy production shook his head gravely, and, folding the paper, was about lighting another cigar with it, but changing his mind, he took a short pipe from his pocket and lighted that instead. "I believe," said he, "I have been a little improvident in my time. But you have no idea how economical I have become. I got eleven bob from a Jew for two pair of trousers and an old coat," Here he pulled vigorously at his pipe till it was well kindled, and threw what remained unburned of the note into the fire. "And bought a second-hand clarionet at the back of the Bank," he added. "I'll give you a tune as soon as I get a new reed. Keating has given me some lessons." He smoked on with a placid look, evidently deriving exquisite pleasure from the contemplation of his economy, as well as from the weed, which he seemed to economise, too, so tiny were the wreaths that glided from between his lips. Hugh thought it well to take advantage of this virtuous mood, and suggested the advisability of retiring to rest, The doctor took Mr. Lowe's arm and conducted him to his room. And, after embracing that gentleman affectionately six times, he retired to his own apartment. Hugh made an entry or two in his account book; and after totting up a column of figures at one side, and comparing the amount with the sum total of a shorter account at the opposite side, he shook his head doubtfully, and closed the book. Opening his desk, he took out a letter and read it over. It was from Sir Garrett Butler to his father, referring him to his agent, Mr. Isaac Pender, on the subject of renewing the lease. "I fear," he thought, as he put the letter back into the desk - - "I fear that there is foul play somewhere. And yet this old man is said to be so simple and kind-hearted it is hard to suspect him. But Pender and his hopeful son are a bad pair. Well, there's nothing to be gained by brooding over it, Let me think of something else." He was startled out of what was evidently a pleasant reverie, by a noise, which, after a moment's thought, he concluded was the death-shriek of an unlucky goose. Reynard was unusually active at that season, and he resolved upon going out and setting the dogs upon his track. But the sound being repeated in a somewhat less excruciating key, he smiled and proceeded to his brother's room. The doctor, with his coat and one boot off, was in the act of unscrewing the mouth-piece from the second-hand clarionet. "D--n it!" be exclaimed, examining it with a solemn look, "I can get no good of it." Then putting the instrument, without the mouth-piece, to his lips, he hummed, "Believe me if all those endearing young charms," through it, with great feeling. "Dick," said his brother, "have you a mind to disturb the whole house? Do you know 'tis past twelve o'clock? "All right," said the doctor, with a jerk of his head side ways. And he dropped softly into "Nora Creena." "Come, go to bed, and don't make a fool of yourself." "Hugh, isn't Kathleen Hanly a devilish pretty girl?" "Decidedly. But what's the use of freezing for her? Go to bed and dream about her." The doctor was so struck with the wisdom of this suggestion that he pulled off the other boot with extraordinary quickness and energy; evidently bent upon following his brother's advice without the loss of a moment. Mr. Henry Lowe had his reveries, too. "No, no," he thought "it cannot be anything of that sort." He was thinking of the tracks in the snow, which Grace accounted for so logically. But even Grace's "solution of the mystery" was not altogether satisfactory to Mr. Henry Lowe. CHAPTER VI. THE STATION -- BARNEY BRODHERICK'S PENANCE -- MRS. SLATTERY CREATES A SENSATION EVERYTHING was so quiet about the house next morning that Mr. Lowe quite forgot the station. But on reaching the hall he was taken by surprise to find it filled by a crowd of people; and, instead of pushing his way to the parlour, he beat a hasty retreat back to his bedroom. His attention was arrested by Barney Brodherick, who, holding a beads between his fingers, was kneeling in the lobby, praying with great energy and volubility. Barney sat back upon his heels and muttered his prayers in a breathless sort of way, evidently afraid of losing the clue before he had got all around the beads. When he did come to the end, it was with a rush; and throwing himself forward, with his elbows on the floor, he performed some ceremony which Mr. Lowe was quite unable to comprehend. After this, Barney fell back upon his heels and commenced the round of his beads again. Altogether, he had the look of a man walking over a river or ravine on a narrow plank, and feeling that to pause for an instant, or to swerve to the right or left, was as much as his life was worth. The manner in which he hurried on at the end and flung himself forward, completed the parallel. "In the name o' the Lord, Barney," exclaimed the house keeper. "what are you doing there?" She stood near Barney, with a silver coffee-pot in her hand, and her look of astonishment satisfied Mr. Lowe that Barney's proceedings were something out of the common. "Salvation saze your sowl -- God forgive me for cursin' -- be off out uv that, and don't set me astray." "A nice lad you are," muttered the housekeeper, as she walked away, "to be goin' to your duty." Richard here made his appearance, looking as if he had not slept enough, and Mr. Lowe called his attention to the figure near the window. He, however, appeared quite as much puzzled as the housekeeper. Barney, at this moment, was leaning forward on his left and, and seemed be counting something on the floor with his right. The effort was evidently too much for him, for, scratching his poll, he looked about him in a bewildered way. "Mr. Dick," said he, on seeing the doctor, "come here and count 'em for me." On coming near enough, the doctor and Mr. Lowe saw a pretty long score chalked upon the boards. "How many times, Mr. Dick?" Barney asked anxiously. Richard stooped down and counted the marks; and when Barney was informed of the number, he drew a long breath of relief, and got up from his knees, the effort appearing to cost him some pain. "Glory be to God", he exclaimed, pressing the knuckles of his left hand against his back, as if trying to straighten it, "I have id over me." "What is it you have over you? "Richard asked, who had only seen the last act of the drama. "The pinance, sir," replied Barney. "The pinance he put an me the last time; an' I'd have no business nixt or near him if I wasn't after doin' id." And Barney moved away as if a great load had been taken off his mind. The two young men stood at the window and amused themselves by observing the people who loitered about the house. Mat the Thrasher stood leaning against a cart, surrounded by a group of admirers, among whom were Jim Dunn and Tom Maher. But even their admiration evidently fell short of that of Billy Heffernan, the musical genius of Knocknagow -- who dreamt a piece of music entitled " Heffernan's Frolic," and played it next morning to the wonder and delight of the whole hamlet. For Billy's mother ran out to proclaim the joyful news among her neighbours; and men, women, and children, came crowding around the inspired musician, and requesting him over and over again to play his new composition; till Billy, fairly out of breath, put his fife in his pocket and asked them all, with an injured look, "did they think he had Jack Delany's bellows in his stumack?" -- Jack Delany being the village blacksmith. From which query it may be inferred that Billy Heffernan was under the impression that his stomach played an important part in the production of sweet sounds. Billy Heffernan now took his fife from his pocket, and after examining it minutely, handed it to Mat the Thrasher. Richard let down the window softly, to try and catch their conversation. After looking at the instrument, Mat said: "I'll reg'late that. I'll put a new ferl on id.' He handed back the fife to the owner, who put it to his lips and seemed to execute a pantomimic tune -- for though his "flying fingers" played nimbly over the stops, no sound was audible. By degrees he breathed more and more strongly into the orifice till a lively air began to be fitfully distinguishable even to the two young men in the window. Mat the Thrasher commenced to "humour" the tune with his head; and after a while, resting his hands on the tail-board of the cart, he performed a few steps of a complicated character. Billy Heffernan moved a pace or two backwards, keeping his eyes fixed on the dancer's feet, evidently determined not to lose a single "shuffle." Indeed, the eyes of the whole group who had also moved back and formed a ring -- were riveted en the dancer's brilliantly polished shoes. Mat's shoes presented a contrast to those of his companions in this respect; for while his shone resplendent, theirs were only greased. As Billy Heffernan "loud and louder blew," Mat the Thrasher's feet "fast and faster flew " and letting go his hold on the cart, he gave himself "ample room and verge enough," till even Mr. Lowe caught some of the enthusiasm his performance excited. "He's a splendid fellow,' he exclaimed, as Mat finished with a bound in the air, followed by a low "bow to the music." "Take notice of him," said Richard, pointing to a man who came from the kitchen door towards the group collected round Mat and his musical admirer, picking his steps carefully, and taking long strides, as if he were walking upon ice that he feared might break under him. He was dressed in a black frock coat and dark trousers, very much the worse for the wear. His well-bleached shirt (save that the "bluebag" had been too liberally drawn upon in its "making-up"), of which there was an unusually extensive display of front and collar, presented a striking contrast to the dinginess of the rest of his habiliments. He had come from the house without his hat, notwithstanding the coldness of the morning; and carried a prayer-book, with his finger between the leaves, in his left hand. "I suppose he is the clerk?" said Mr. Lowe. "No; that is Phil Lahy, our tailor." Why, he is quite an important-looking personage, Yes," he continued, turning his head to listen, "he is remonstrating with them for their levity." "What's the harm in a bit uv divarsion?" said Billy Heffernan drawing the tip of his nose, which was very blue, across the sleeve of his coat, "That's thrue, Billy," Phil observed, gravely, "but there's a time for everything. And when a man is goin' to his duty," he added, still more impressively, "he ought to turn his mind to id." "He's right," said Mat the Thrasher, as he sat down on one of the shafts of the cart, resting his chin on his hands, and his elbows on his knees, with a penitent look. "Mat," said Phil, evidently satisfied with the impression he had made, "I'm not neglectin' you. I won't disappoint you. I'll do that job before Sunday." "Faith, 'twould be time for you." "But consider, I had two full shoots to make for Ned Brophy and Tom Brien. Ned is to be married as soon as everything is settled, an' Tom is goin' to match-make down to the county Limerick." "An' didn't I tell you I was to be Ned's sidesman? "I won't disappoint you." And Phil, taking his pipe from his waistcoat-pocket, was in the act of catching the wooden stem between his teeth, when his hand was caught by Billy Heffernan: "Aren't you goin' to resave?" Billy asked with a half alarmed, half reproachful look. "Yes, Billy; but I have liberty to take a blast on account of my constitution." And there was something quite pathetic in Phil's look as he pressed the spring of a small iron tobacco-box, in which an ounce of "Lomasny's" was tightly rolled up. "Give me a light, Mat," said he, after filling his pipe, with the air of a man about performing a solemn act of duty. Mat produced his flint and steel, and, lighting a bit of touch-paper, laid it with his own hand on Phil Lahy's pipe, while Phil commenced to "draw" with such vigour that his first "shough" frightened the sparrows from the fresh straw spread over the yard, as if a shot had been fired at them, and the sight and the fragrance of the blue tobacco smoke, as it curled in the frosty morning air, made more than one mouth water in the crowd that loitered about the yard awaiting the arrival of the priests. It may be necessary to inform some readers that a "shough o' the pipe," without special leave from the priest, is considered a violation of the rule "to be fasting from midnight" before Communion. When the two curates rode into the yard by the back entrance, Phil Lahy, evidently vain of his privilege, puffed away ostentatiously -- which impressed upon the beholders an idea of Phil's importance, that all but placed him on a level with the priests themselves. Father Hannigan was the first to dismount. He was a tall man, in the prime of life, and the frieze riding-coat, flung loosely over his broad shoulders, set off his manly figure to the best advantage, and gave him a homely, warm, Irish look altogether. The other curate, Father O'Neill was a very young man, with an air of refinement suggestive of drawing-rooms rather than of Irish cabins and farm-houses. They were met by the "man of the house" before they reached the kitchen door, and as he gave a hand to each, Father Hannigan's hearty "Good-morrow, Maurice," struck Mr. Lowe as being admirably in keeping with his appearance. And the words -- "The top of the morning to you, Miss Grace," suggested the idea that Father Hannigan affected the phraseology of the peasantry. "There is Father M'Mahon," said Richard, as a car passed the gate. "Is he not to be here? "Yes; but he is going round to the front gate. Come into the room, and you will See him arrive." The first thing that struck Mr. Lowe was that Father M'Mahon's servant was in livery, and that his horse and car were a decidedly handsome turn-out. When he leaped lightly from the car and walked towards the hall-door, with his shoulders thrown back, and his head raised and slightly leaning to one side, Mr. Lowe was not surprised that people said Father M'Mahon had a "proud walk." Barney Brodherick hurried to the car, and was taking the priest's cloak, which he had let drop from his shoulders upon alighting, to hang it up in the hall; but the servant snatched it from him. He was rushing headlong to resent the affront, when the return of the priest, who had left his breviary on the seat of the car, prevented hostilities. Barney shook his fist at the man in livery, from behind his master's back; but without deigning to notice the challenge, that important functionary led the horse to the car-house and commenced unharnessing him. The priest, without exchanging a word with any one, walked into the drawing-room. After saying a short prayer, he put on his stole and sat down in the arm-chair which was placed near the fire. The "man of the house" was already on his knees beside the chair, and at once commenced his confession. The door was now surrounded by a closely-packed crowd, who went in one by one, in their turn, to be "heard " -- finding it no easy matter to push their way out again. An almost equally large and quite as eager a throng stood round the parlour door at the opposite side of the hall where Father O'Neill sat. Father Hannigan, by his own choice, remained in the kitchen, which was filled by his penitents -- principally women -- who, in spite of his loud remonstrances, would crush and tumble almost up against his knees. He had repeatedly to stand up and push them off by main force; and was at last obliged to fence himself in with two chairs and a form. "If ye come apast that," said he, excitedly, "except in your turn, 'twill be worse for ye." Things got on pretty smoothly after this, save for a suppressed scuffle now and again when two equally resolute dames happened to meet in the front rank, and disputed the question of precedence with an energy only second to that which they threw into the "Hail Mary" or "Holy Mary" that accompanied every shove and jostle. One of those who had been several times pushed back at the very moment when victory seemed certain, lost all patience, and resolved to gain her point by stratagem. She walked along a form and stepped from one to another of two or three chairs ranged along the wall, with a dogged sort of determination to conquer or die. She was in the act of climbing over a high-backed settle behind the priest, when she missed her footing and fell backwards, bringing down with her a dish-cover and several other utensils with a tremendous crash and clatter. So great was the noise that Richard and Mr. Lowe hastened to the scene to see what could have happened. Father Hannigan jumped to his feet as if he thought the house was falling about his ears, and looked all around him, but could see nothing to account for the clatter. At last he looked behind the settle, which was a few feet out from the wall, and there beheld the too eager devotee on her back, with one foot caught in something that held it high in the air. Father Hannigan released the foot, and, as he did so, shaking his head and compressing his lips, muttered a proverb in the Irish language, the best translation of which we are able to give being -- "A woman would beat a pig, and a pig would beat a fair." "Get up now," he continued, seeing her show no symptom of changing her position. "Sure you're not hurt?" he asked, reaching her his hand. The poor woman suffered herself to be raised up. "Are you hurt?" he repeated. She seemed to think it necessary to weigh the question well before replying to it. So long did she continue to ponder over it that Father Hannigan asked again, with some concern: "In the name of God, Mrs. Slattery, is there anything the matter with you?" Mrs. Slattery looked all around her, as if expecting that some one would come forward to set her mind at rest. "What in the world ails the woman?" exclaimed the priest. Mrs. Slattery looked into his face anxiously, and after another long pause, spoke: "I wonder am I killed?" said Mrs. Slattery. "Wisha, there's great fear of you," replied Father Hannigan. "And now go and say your prayers and take the world aisy like a Christian. Sure I'll be able to hear ye all before I go, and what more do ye want? There's a strange gentleman from England looking at ye; and what will he say of the Island of Saints when he goes back, if this is the way ye behave yourselves. Look at the men, how quiet and dacent they are. Can't you take pattern by the men? But 'tis always the way with the women," exclaimed Father Hannigan, with a gesture of both hands, "to run headlong; and never look before 'em." After this there was comparative order among Father Hannigan's penitents. But poor Mrs. Slattery made her way slowly to the hall, looking as if she were still quite unable to settle the question whether she was "killed" or not. CHAPTER VII. NORAH LAHY, -- THE OLD LINNET'S SONG. Richard's proposal to take a stroll to an old castle within about a mile of the house was readily agreed to by Mr. Lowe; and, as they passed through Knocknagow, the latter had a good opportunity of seeing for himself what an Irish hamlet looked like. Though most of the houses looked comfortless enough, and the place as a whole had the straggling appearance which he was accustomed to associate with an Irish village, there was none of that unredeemed squalor and wretchedness which certain writers had led him to expect. With one or two exceptions every house had at least two windows. Several had each a small out-house, and the little cart or "car," with a high creel in it, indicated that the owner was the proprietor of a donkey. Mat the Thrasher's habitation, with its whitewashed walls and elegantly thatched roof, was particularly noticeable. Mr. Lowe remarked also the little ornamental wooden gate, the work of Mat's own hands, that led to the kitchen-garden -- invariably called the "haggart" in this part of the world -- which was fenced all round by a thick thorn hedge, with a little privet and holly intermixed here and there. There were two or three small farm-houses, the owners of which held from ten to twenty acres each. Two pipes "across" a pound of soap, with a button of blue stuck to it, and a very yellow halfpenny candle in the windows -- if we may dignify them with the name -- of four or five poor cabins, showed that there was brisk competition in the shop-keeping line in Knocknagow. The title of "shop," however, was exclusively given to the establishment of Phil Lahy -- or rather of Honor his wife -- who occupied an old slated house with pointed gables and very thick chimneys, which had seen better days, and which tradition said had been an inn in the reign of Queen Anne. But a later tradition had fixed the name of "the barrack" on Phil Lahy's house, greatly to his annoyance. In spite of all he could say or do however, his neighbours persisted in calling his house "the barrack." The absence of the human face divine was easily accounted for, so far as the adults were concerned, seeing that they were all at the Station. But the fact that there was not one of the rising generation visible began to excite the surprise of the two young men as they sauntered leisurely through what seemed literally a deserted village, till a loud shout called their attention to a pretty considerable crowd in a deep quarry, near a limekiln, by the roadside -- the attraction which the quarry possessed for the urchins on this occasion being a frozen sheet of water. The shout brought a curly-headed boy in corduroy jacket and trousers to Honor Lahy's shop-door. He looked wistfully towards the sliders, as if sorely tempted to join them,, when a very weak but singularly sweet voice called to him from inside: "Ah, Tommy, don't go." I'm not goin' to go," he replied. "I'm on'y goin' to look at my crib." Mr. Lowe and Richard, as if moved by the same impulse, walked into the house. Sitting in a straw arm-chair, near the kitchen fire, was a young girl, whose back was towards them. Herr wasted hand, which was laid on the head of a large, rough terrier that sat near her, with its head, or rather, its throat resting on her knees, at once attracted Mr. Lowe's attention. She did not seem to be aware of their presence. The dog, however, watched them with no friendly eye; but, as if spellbound by the wasted hand on his head, he remained quite motionless save that his eyes alternately glared on the intruders and looked wistfully in her face. "Tommy," said she, "like a good boy, will you hold the prayer-book again, till I finish the Preparation for Confession? I won't be long." Richard placed his finger on his lips, and beckoned to the boy to do as she desired. The prayer-book was on her knees, but she had not sufficient strength to hold it up. The boy knelt down, and held the book open before her, so that she could read it. His fresh, round, rosy face and laughing blue eyes contrasted strikingly with her death-like paleness, and the deep melancholy of her eyes, which were almost black. She raised her emaciated hand slowly and painfully, as if the action were almost beyond her strength, and made the sign of the Cross. Then, with her hands clasped, and resting on her knees, she raised her eyes for a moment, as if offering up a short mental prayer, and commenced to read from the book which her brother held for her. The scene was so touching that the two young men stole softly from the house, neither of them uttering a word till they reached the old castle. "I suppose that poor girl cannot live long," said Mr. Lowe. "I never saw a human face so wasted away. It will haunt me, I fear, for some time. There is something unearthly in her eyes -- and did you remark the long eyelashes, how they contrasted with the pale cheeks? I suppose she is dying of consumption? "I can't quite understand her case," replied Richard, with an air of professional importance; "it is rather peculiar. She has not had the use of her limbs for several years back. I think it is the spine, though Kiely says not." The view from the top of the old castle was very fine, though the breeze was too keen to allow of their dwelling for any length of time upon its beauties. Richard, how ever, remained so resolutely gazing in one direction, though the wind was directly in his face, that his companion suspected there was some object of peculiar interest in that quarter. "That is a pretty house on the side of the hill," he remarked. "Yes, the white house in the trees," said Richard, turning his eyes in quite a different direction. "No, I mean the house on the hill near that square grove. Who lives there?" "A Mr. Hanly." "I thought so. And have we any chance of getting a glimpse of the beauty? Richard stared at him with surprise. "You forget," said Mr. Lowe, laughing, "that you promised that night to show me where she lived. I dare say the wall near the paling at the end of the grove is the scene of your misadventure?" The doctor began pulling his moustache, and put on a grave, not to say a frowning look. He was trying to recall what he had said on the subject the night before, but apparently without success, "Yes," he replied, quite seriously, as if he considered it no subject for jest, "that is the place where the accident occurred. Miss Hanly is a highly respectable and very superior young lady. However," he added, fixing another lingering, look on the house near the grove, "this would be too early an hour to call. And, besides, we must be back before breakfast," He looked at his watch, and finding there was no time to be lost, they walked briskly back towards Ballinaclash. As they passed through the village, Tommy Lahy was in the act of climbing up a rather tall beech tree that stood in front of the old house, the lower part of its trunk protected by a piece of mason-work which looked like a foot or two of a thick round gate pier. Tommy's laughing face looked down at them over his shoulder, as he mounted higher and higher, with the ease and regularity of a swimmer. But after reaching the topmost bough, he came tumbling down with such breakneck precipitation that Mr. Lowe started, under the impression that he had missed his hold and was grasping at the branches to save himself from being dashed to pieces. This view of the case was at once proved to be erroneous, when Tommy reached the smooth part of the tree, and slid down to the low pedestal, which he touched as lightly as a bird. Without a moment's pause he ran up the hill and into Mat the Thrasher's garden, where the thick hedge concealed him from view. "What the devil is he up to?" said Richard. "I can't imagine," replied Mr. Lowe, "let us hurry up and see." On looking over the hedge they saw Tommy standing in the middle of the cabbage plot, scratching his poll with a look of vexation and disappointment. He knelt for a moment among the cabbages, and stood up with a bird in his hand which he eyed with no friendly expression. "What is it? " Richard asked. Tommy looked up, surprised at finding himself observed, but immediately answered "A robineen, sir." And Tommy deliberately pulled the tail out of the robin, and then let it fly away. It perched on the square chimney of Mat the Thrasher's house -- looking decidedly woebegone without its tail. "Why have you pulled out the bird's tail?" Mr. Lowe asked. "What made he knock my crib?" replied Tommy. I'd have a blackbird only for him." Richard explained to his companion that the robin was the plague of boys who had cribs set to catch birds, as he was perpetually getting himself caught, thereby making it necessary to "set" the crib again. And, as taking the life of cock-robin was a crime from which even the wickedest urchin would shrink aghast, pulling out his tail, which was looked upon as a legitimate mode of punishment, was the only revenge they could have for all the trouble and loss he put them to. "Did you catch much to-day, Tommy? " Richard asked. "No, sir; only two wran-boys an' an aeneen." "What have you your trap baited with?" Mr. Lowe inquired. Tommy opened his eyes wide, evidently not understanding the question. "He means," said Richard, "what have you under the crib to tempt the birds to go into it? "A bit of a biled pueata, sir," Tommy answered readily. an' a shillig-a-booka, and a few skhehoshies." Richard explained that the "biled pueata" meant a boiled potato, the shillig-a-booka a snail in its shell, and the skhehoshies the scarlet hips of the wild briar. While he was speaking, a blackbird flew across the garden and into the holly at the other side; and Tommy knelt down to put the crib in order for his capture. But as he turned away to leave the coast clear for the blackbird, his countenance fell, for on looking at his brogues, which felt even heavier than usual, he saw the red clay clinging to them. And this fatal symptom of the awful calamity of a thaw caused poor Tommy Lahy's heart to die within him. Remembering his promise, however, that he would not leave his sister till his mother returned from the Station, be hurried back towards home, merely stopping to climb to the top of Tom Hogan's gate, and take a look down into the quarry. The boys shouted and waved their hats at him, but Tommy felt no way shaken in his resolution not to join them till his mother came home. But the sight of Jacky Ryan gliding over the frozen pond on one leg was so frightful a temptation, that it was only by instantly shutting his eyes and flinging himself down from the gate that he was able to resist it. He rejoined his sister in high spirits. So proud was he, indeed, of the victory he had just gained, that even the apprehended misery of finding the frost all gone next morning was forgotten. "Mind," said he to his sister, "'twas settin' my crib I was." She smiled, and turned her large, sorrowful eyes towards him, but without turning her head, which rested against the back of her straw chair. "What did you ketch, Tommy?" she asked in her sweet, low voice. A robineen," he replied, "bad -- ." He was going to say, "bad luck to him," but checked himself. "Did you pull the tail out of him?" "I -- I -- did." He was on the point of saying he did not; but, like the rough terrier, which was now coiled up at her feet, Tommy seemed under a spell in her presence. He could not curse or tell a lie while speaking to her. Wickedness of every kind seemed doubly wicked when Norah was by. "Ah! Tommy," said she, "I told you never to do that again. It is not so bad to kill the poor blackbirds, as we can roast 'em an' ate 'em; but to wantonly hurt any living creature -- above all, the, poor little robin that hops into the house to us, an' that everybody loves." "That was the third turn wud him knockin' id to-day," said Tommy, almost beginning to blubber, for her reproaches affected him as nothing else could. "An' sure, what harm did it do him? On'y like Wat Corcoran, when the b'ys cut the tail off uv his bodycoat." This logic, and the recollection of Wat Corcoran's figure on the occasion referred to made the poor girl laugh; and Tommy felt that his peace was made. We should mention that Wat Corcoran was a bailiff who had received some rough handling in the neighbourhood a short time before. Tommy sat on a stool near the fire, to all appearances on excellent terms with himself. He had acquitted himself to his own entire satisfaction during the morning. The task of "having an eye to the shop" was almost a sinecure, as the customers were nearly all at the Station. So he took the tongs in his two hands and built up the turf fire till it blazed pleasantly. The twitter of a bird made him turn round and fix his merry eyes on a cage that hung near the window. "Norah," said he, " I think the goldfinch will shortly be tame enough for Miss Ellie. He's beginnin' to sing already." "That was the old linnet," she said. "No, 'twasn't," he replied positively. "Do you think I don't know the call of a linnet from a goldfinch? An' look out at the tree -- the lower branch at the right-hand side -- an' you'll see what made him call. Don't lean your head that way. Wait, an' I'll turn the chair." He turned her chair round till she faced the window. Then with his chin resting on the hack of the chair, and his rosy cheek leaning against her dark hair, he pointed to two birds in the tree. "Do you see their yellow wings? "he exclaimed, gleefully, as the birds fluttered among the branches. "Oh, they're beautiful!" she replied, her dark eyes beaming with pleasure. "I could ketch them two, now, if I liked," said Tommy, "wud black buttons. But I won't, as I don't want 'em. But I'll bring the wan I have to Miss Ellie to-day or to-morrow. She sent for seed for him o' Saturday. But Wattletoes brought all hemp seed instead of having it mixed -- half canary seed -- as I tould him. Miss Grace said 'twas a sign he'd be hanged." "What sort of a girl is Miss Grace, Tommy? Is she as nice as Miss Ellie? "She'll never see the day," said Tommy, with emphasis. "She's as proud as a peacock," he continued. "'Who is that boy? Do you speak to such boys?'" And Tommy mimicked Grace's manner, and conveyed his opinion of that proud little lady by a very expressive toss of his curly head. "And what did Miss Ellie say?" "She said I was Tommy Lahy, an' why wouldn't she speak to me." "I think, Tommy, poor Dick wants water. Look, he'll choke himself trying to put his bill down to the bottom of the gallipot. You're not taking care of him since you got the goldfinch for Miss Ellie." Tommy immediately got upon a chair and filled the gallipot. "And now, Tommy, put a couple of sods behind the fire, and run to the well for a kettle of fresh water, and put it down to boil, as mother will soon be home." Tommy seized the kettle, and after whistling in a peculiar manner to his birds, with his underlip bulged out by his tongue, he trotted off to the well in the "rushy field" near the bridge. But stopping suddenly at the beech-tree he laid down the kettle and climbed sufficiently high to look at his crib in Mat the Thrasher's garden. The crib, however, was standing; so he slid down as slowly as he possibly could with his eyes shut -- after the manner of boys when left "to die" on a swing-swong -- and then, suddenly regaining his wonted vigour on touching mother earth, he caught up the kettle, and set off for the well in "buck-jumps." Norah Lahy watched the linnet as it sipped its water. "Ah, poor old Dick," said she, "you must not be forgotten for that gay young gentleman. When will he be able to sing like you, I'd like to know? As grand as he is with his golden wings, and his crimson-velvet head, and his pretty, sharp bill, I would not give one of your songs, poor old fellow, for all his grandeur." The linnet, as if he understood her praises, regained his perch with a single hop, and lying down upon his breast, ruffled out his feathers. Then, with his eyes closed, the old linnet poured forth a low, sweet, wondrously varied song. She listened till her bosom began to heave, and something which we cannot call a blush glowed on her cheek. And seldom has human heart thrilled with more exquisite pleasure than that which the song of the linnet awakened in the heart of Norah Lahy, as she sat there alone in her straw chair; though she felt and believed that God had willed she should never rise unassisted from that chair -- never again join her young companions in their rambles by the hedge-rows and through the green fields, and along by the bank of the clear, noisy little brook, to gather the wild flowers, and listen to the lark high up in the sky, and the "bold thrush" on the tree-top, and the blackbird's whistle from the thicket, and, welcomest of all, the shout of the cuckoo, proclaiming that summer was come! Never again! And yet, as she listened there, alone, to the linnet's song, her whole being, every faculty of her soul, was a hymn of praise and gratitude to God for His boundless goodness. CHAPTER VIII. HONOR LAHY'S GOOD LUCK. THE kettle was just beginning to join its song to the song of the old linnet when Mrs. Lahy -- or Honor Lahy, as she was more generally called by her neighbours -- returned from the Station. She was a comfortable-looking dame, enveloped in a blue cloth cloak, with the hood drawn over her head, and her hands encased in grey worsted mittens. During the greater part of her life, Honor Lahy had found it hard enough to make both ends meet. For honest Phil used to "take a drop," and his earnings seldom did more than clear off the weekly score at the public-house. His customers dropped off one by one, the few who remained faithful to him having often to keep their purchases for weeks and even months till they could catch him in their own houses; and then Phil Lahy and his goose and lap- board were jealously guarded till the "new shoots" were finished off, when the artist was set at liberty, looking fat and healthy after a week or two of good fare and enforced sobriety. His wife eked out the necessaries of life by rearing poultry and fattening a pig; the pig going the way of most Irish pigs -- to the landlord. In spite of all her exertions, however, she grew poorer and poorer, till at last she and her husband returned one fine evening from the fair of Ballymullin, and all the neighbours remarked that, instead of the "slip" which, as usual, they expected to see trotting before them, and which was sure to be a good one -- for Phil Lahy was acknowledged to be "the best judge of a pig" in the county -- Phil on this May evening carried a "bonneen" under his arm. When the next gale day came round -- 'twas an "admiration" how fast and sure gale days did come round in Knocknagow -- "Berky," in spite of the care lavished on her -- including scratching her sides during meal times, to keep her in good humour -- was little better than a "slip"; and poor Honor looked into her sick child's face with a heart almost breaking. One fine morning, however, Barney Brodherick tumbled himself out of the little blue donkey cart in which he made his daily journeys to town, and announced to Honor the startling piece of news that there was an American letter for her at the post-office. Honor flung her old cloak on her head, and set off to town in a very excited state of mind, a proceeding which caused every soul of a pretty numerous female crowd, who were "bittling" in the little stream, to "wonder" where she was going. There was a feeling of anxiety among the younger girls lest it might be that Norah had got suddenly worse. and that her mother was hastening for the priest or the doctor. But a girl standing on the bridge, with a child in her arms, removed their anxiety on this point by assuring hem that she could see Norah from where she stood, sitting in her straw chair under the beech tree, reading a book with "Friskey" on his haunches -- "grug" was the word she used -- on the "bench," snapping at the flies. When Honor came back from the post-office she passed Norah without uttering a word. She took off her cloak and hung it on its own proper peg, and sat upon a chair, for she was rather out of breath, and waited patiently and in silence till her husband had dismissed a boy who was looking into the tailor's face, and evidently awaiting an answer of some kind to a message which he had just delivered with a pair of trousers, which, as Phil held them up to the light, seemed very suitable to drape the limbs of a scarecrow. "Who sent this?" Phil asked, holding up the garment with both hands. "Mr. Andrews, sir." "Well, tell him," said Phil, in a tone of the blandest politeness -- "tell him I don't mend. I only make and repair." The boy tucked the dilapidated garment under his arm and disappeared. Mrs. Lahy took the letter from her bosom, and let the hand which held it drop down by her side, looking into Phil's face as if she suspected he knew all about it, and was playing off some trick upon her. "Read it," she said at last calmly, and sat down again after handing him the letter. Phil put on his spectacles, and studied the superscription and the post-marks with great deliberation, a proceeding which Honor seemed to consider quite necessary, for when she saw him baffled by a blotted post-mark, she stood up and pulled aside the little window-curtain to give him more light. "'Twas posted in Boston, United States," said Phil, "on either the first or fourth of September, eighteen hundred and -- " "Maybe, wud the help uv God, 'tis from Larry," said she, leaning affectionately on Phil's shoulder. "Open it, Phil, in the name uv God." Phil did so, and holding back his head, read: "My dear sister -- " "'Tis Larry," she exclaimed, giving Phil a shake that made him request she would "be easy." "Thanks be to God! 'Tis Larry. He's alive. What did I tell you? Eh, Phil?" And she gave him another shake, which had the effect, of making Phil deliberately push back his chair and lean against the wail, thereby preventing further assaults from behind. He glanced at the end of the letter, and said after a pause: "'Tis from Larry." But on separating the leaves of the large sheet of letter- paper a slip fell from between them on his knees. "There's ten pounds in id," said Phil, looking at the writing on the slip. "Arra whist, Phil! Where is id?" "Take this to the bank to-morrow, an' you'll get ten goold sovereigns for id." Honor fixed her eyes upon his face, as if his words were quite beyond her comprehension. "Phil achorra," said she, in a reproachful tone, and trying to recover her breath, "Phil, achorra, read the letter." She drew a low stool towards her, and gently pushing the dog from between Phil's legs, sat down in front of him with her hand under her chin. Phil read the letter in a steady monotonous tone, stopping occasionally to comment upon its contents, and leaving off altogether at one place, and fixing his eyes on the opposite wall, as if he were addressing a rather numerous audience, delivered an interesting lecture on the rapid growth of American cities; dwelling particularly on the fact that the man was still alive when the book from which be had his information was printed, who sold the ground upon which the city of Cincinnati was built for a "pony-horse" -- greatly to the edification of his wife, who had a profound respect for his erudition. "Put that in your hussif," said Phil, handing her the cheque. She did so; and set about preparing Norah's boiled bread and milk without speaking a word. "Are you goin' to get that cheque cashed?" Phil asked next morning after breakfast, as he unfolded a newspaper the schoolmaster had just given him on his way to school. "Arra whist, Phil," was her only reply. "Don't be makin' an oonshugh uv yourself," said Phil. "Go get yourself ready, and as soon as I finish this speech uv the counsellor's I'll go with you." During the afternoon of that day Mat the Thrasher observed Honor and Phil from the roof of Tom Hogan's barn, which he was thatching, slowly wending their way up the hill towards the hamlet. When they came opposite the first house Honor went in, and Phil slackened his pace to wait for her. There was nothing extraordinary in this, and Mat proceeded with his work. But when he saw the same thing occur at every house they passed, his curiosity was excited; and instead of looking over his shoulder, he turned round and sat upon the ladder to observe them more conveniently. He now saw that Honor, both on entering and leaving each house, held out her hand as if she were begging for alms. By the time she reached Tom Hogan's there was quite a crowd at her heels, the looks of most of whom expressed wonder and delight; but Mat did not fail to notice a dark scowl of envy in the faces of a few -- which only showed, how ever, that human nature in Knocknagow was like human nature all the world over. Mat came down from the roof of the house to see what it was all about. "Wisha, more uv that to you, Honor; an' didn't I always tell you the luck'd come when you laste expected id." exclaimed Tom Hogan's wife, as she followed Honor outside the door, with the stirabout stick smoking in her hand. And now Mat's own face assumed the look of astonishment which it so puzzled him to account for in the faces of those around him. For spread over the palm of Honor Lahy's extended hand he beheld ten bright gold sovereigns shining in the sun. Honor and Phil spent nearly the whole of that night discussing the important question of how their capital might be invested to the greatest advantage. Phil was divided between the purchase of a "new-milk's cow" and turning corn merchant. "As you won't agree to the cow," said Phil, "what do you think of buying oats? The loft 'd be very handy, by gettin' the holes mended. I always thought it a pity to see such 'a loft goin' astray. An' since the new school-house was built 'twasn't worth a penny to us -- except the five shillings from the dancing-master, an' whatever trifle Biddy Murphy gave you for her benefit party." But Honor had her own plan, and was resolved upon following it. I'll talk to Mat Donovan to-morrow," said she, "an' he'll tell me what things'll be wanted to fit the place up properly." So Mat was consulted; and the second next day after, Wattletoes stopped his little blue cart at Phil Lahy's door again; but this time Phil was called out to assist in carrying in several inch and half-inch deal-boards. Tom Carey, the carpenter, was employed inside the house during the remainder of the week. And on a certain memorable Tuesday morning a straw basket heaped up with meal, with a bright tin measure on the top of the heap, was seen in the window of Phil Lahy's old house; a stand of the finest salt herrings that eye ever beheld -- to judge from the three that glistened on the segment of the top of the barrel that was left -- stood outside the door; and Honor Lahy stood behind her new counter, upon which was laid a huge square of salt as white as her cap. From that day forward the world went well with Honor Lahy: -- so well, indeed, that dark hints were thrown out by some people that the ten sovereigns were part of the contents of a "crock" found under the hearthstone in the "barrack," at the left- hand side of the fire. There were no fewer than five living witnesses -- but four of them happened to be in America -- who could bear testimony to an important circumstance in connection with the story of the crock. The circumstance referred to was this: - - Three years before -- the year of the big snow, in fact -- Phil Lahy, while removing a projection of the hob, that encroached too far upon the fireplace, found a bad halfpenny all encrusted with mortar, which was so hard that Phil altogether failed to remove it from the coin by the application of his thumb. But when it was recollected that Phil himself had told his neighbours that the halfpenny was one of James the Second's -- the truth of the story of the crock of gold was considered beyond all reasonable doubt. CHAPTER IX. BILLY HEFFERNAN AND HIS FLUTE. HONOR LAHY, however, went on prospering; and on this fine frosty morning, after returning from the Station at Maurice Kearney's, we find her a perfect picture of comfort, good health, and good humour. "How is Norah? How is ma lanna machree? she asked, stooping down and looking into Norah's pale face. "Finely, mother," she replied, with a languid smile. "Will the priest come? "He will -- Father M'Mahon himself, God bless him! He was goin' over to Boherbeg to answer a call, but the minute I tould him you wanted to go to confession to himself, he said he'd send Father O'Neill to answer the call." She pulled off her worsted mittens, and throwing back the hood of her cloak, thereby displaying a snow-white cap, a little crushed and crumpled by the weight of the hood, with a gorgeous broad ribbon as a band over the crown of her head and tied in a bow-knot under her chin, she sat on a low stool in front of Norah. "Give a guess what I have for you," she said, taking one of Norah's wasted hands between her own. "I don't know, mother." "Somethin' Miss Mary sent you for a Christmas-box." She put her hand into her ample pocket and took out a pair of handsome embroidered slippers. Norah's large eyes expressed the utmost surprise; for such a pair of slippers she had never seen before. Her mother slipped the wasted hand into one of them. "Isn't id cosy an' warm?" she asked, looking fondly in Norah's face, "lined with beautiful fur." She ran to the fire and held the slippers close to the blaze - - which was purely a matter of form, for, even if they required warming, she allowed no time for the least heat to be imparted to them. Gently removing Norah's shoes, she put on the embroidered slippers, and looked up with a smile of delight. But the smile quickly vanished, giving place to a look of amazement and alarm. Norah's lips trembled and the tears gushed from her eyes. Surprise kept the poor woman passive for a moment; but recovering herself, she put her arm round her daughter's shoulder. "What is id, Norah? "she asked. "What ails my darlin'?" But it was after a long struggle Norah was able to answer. "Oh, mother," said she, "she is too good." And, pressing her face against her mother's breast, she sobbed so violently that the poor woman became quite alarmed. Phil Lahy hastened in from the shop door; where he had stopped to repeat his promise to Mat Donovan that he would not "disappoint him." "What ails her? " he asked. "Oh, wisha, what but she's so thankful to Miss Mary for the slippers," Honor replied. "I don't know what in the world to do wud her." "Have sense, Norah, have sense," said her father, gently. She recovered herself by an effort, and resumed her usual position with her head leaning against the back of her chair. "'Twill do me good, mother," said she. "Maybe so, wud the help uv God. An' Miss Mary tould me Doctor Kiely'll be out next week, an' she'll bring him over to see you; an' who knows, wud the blessin' uv God but he might be able to do somethin' for you. An' now," she continued, resuming her usual cheerful manner, "I'll go and get the breakfast ready. Sit down on that chair, Phil, an' talk to her, an' tell hey all Father Hannigan said; and 'tis he's the dhroll Father Hannigan. He'd have you laughin' wan minit an' cryin' the next. I wish we had Billy Heffernan to play a tune for her. That's what'd rise her heart. An', be all the goats in Kerry, but here he is himself. Sit down there in the corner, Billy, an' play a tune for Norah. She was so lonesome all the mornin', wud no wan but Tommy and Friskey to keep her company, a tune'll do her all the good in the world." Billy sat down on a bench near the window under the linnet's cage, and taking the joints of an old flute from his pocket, commenced screwing them together, without uttering a word. Norah preferred "the soft complaining flute" to the "ear-piercing fife," and because she did, Billy Heffernan -- though he never said so -- invested the proceeds of a load of turf in the purchase of this one, and patched up his old brogues to make them last another winter; to which last mentioned circumstance an occasional hiatus in his performance on this occasion -- caused by a hurried application of the coat cuff to the nose -- is, we think, to be attributed. "Billy, a chora," Mrs. Lahy exclaimed, remonstratively, laying down her cup without tasting it -- for she and Phil were now at breakfast -- " Billy, a chora, stop that. Her heart is too full to-day, for thim grievous ould airs. Play 'I buried my wife an' danced o' top uv her' -- or somethin' lively." The musician took the hint, and delighted his audience with a succession of jigs and planxties that might "cure a paralytic." So captivated were they all that Father M'Mahon was actually standing with folded arms behind Norah's chair before any one was aware of his presence. A sudden break-off in the middle of a bar of "Paudheen O'Rafferty," and a sheepish dropping of the musician's under-jaw made Phil and Honor look around. Father M'Mahon at once relieved them from their evident embarrassment, by saying in a kindly way: "So, Billy, you are playing for Norah. That's right; that's right. I hope she'll soon be able to come to Mass and hear the organ." And he laid his hand softly on her head. She trembled as he did so, and in order to set her at ease he sat down on the chair which Honor carefully wiped with her apron, and said: "Come, Billy; 'Paudheen O'Rafferty' is a favourite of mine, so go on with it." Billy Heffernan, turning his head towards the wall, gave his troublesome nose a vigorous tweak, and obeyed. "Thank you, Billy. Thank you. Very good, indeed," said the priest. And with a gratified, though by no means cheerful, smile, and another assault upon his troublesome nose, Billy Heffernan left the house as silently as he entered it. "And now, Phil," said Father M'Mahon, "I want to have a serious word or two. with you. After the promise you made me I was exceedingly sorry to hear that you were under the influence of drink on Thursday at the fair." "An' you were tould I was under the influence of drink at the fair." "Yes." "An' would it be any harm to ax who tould you?" "Oh, I am not bound to give you my authority. But it was a person on whose word I can rely." "An' a person on whose word you can rely tould you that Phil Lahy was at the fair on Thursday -- and that Phil Lahy was drunk? "Yes," said the priest, for Phil paused for a reply. "An' now, will you tell me, did that person who tould you that Phil Lahy was at the fair and that Phil Lahy was dhrunk, tell you that Phil Lahy bought two pigs?" "Well, no; he did not mention that." "I'll be bound he didn't; for the devil a thing these people, on whose word yon can rely, ever think of telling but the bad thing." Father M'Mahon rubbed his hand over his face and tried o look very grave. But thinking it best not to pursue the argument further, he turned to Honor and said: "I think, Mrs. Lahy, I had better hear Norah's confession now. Phil and Honor left the kitchen, and Father M'Mahon put n his stole and drew his chair close to the sick girl to hear her confession. "Phil," said his wife, when the priest, was gone, "you may as well cut out that coat for Mat. 'Twould be too bad disappoint him, an' he goin' to be such a decent b'y's sidesman." "I won't disappoint him," Phil replied. "But I feel too wake to do anything to-day. I think I must take a stretch the bed." "Well, if you don't like the work, go out an' take a walk, 'twill do you good." "I can't do anything when this wakeness comes over me." d Phil did manage to look so faint, that a stranger would ver have suspected that he had just eaten a very hearty breakfast. "Tommy," he continued, "reach me the looking-glass." Tommy brought him a small looking-glass with the frame painted a bright red, and a brass ring in it to hang it up by; and after surveying his visage for some time, and pulling up his shirt collar, which was of the highest and stiffest, Phil aimed with his eyes still fixed on the glass: "Honor, I look very bad." Phil, don't be makin' a fool uv yourself. I never you lookin' better in my life. Ax Norah." "You don't look bad at all, father," said Norah. "I feel very wake," said he, making a movement to rise, but looking as if he could not do so without assistance. "Wisha, wisha, what am I to do wud him at all at all?" Honor muttered to herself. "If wance he lies down there, he'll stay till Sunday mornin', at any rate. An' I don't like to sind for Miss Mary the day uv the Station, an' all -- an' moreover a strange gintleman in the house." Honor had found from experience that no one but Miss Kearney could talk Phil out of his "weaknesses," and on critical occasions she was in the habit of sending for her unknown to the patient. Mary would come in, as it were, accidentally, and after a chat with Phil about "Columbkill's Prophecies," or some other interesting subject, she always succeeded in convincing him that he was perfectly well, that it was only his nerves -- and that even the "inward pain" was imaginary. I think, Honor," said Phil, " I'll try the spirits o' turpentine. This pain is comin' at me." This decided Honor, and she whispered Tommy -- to his great delight -- to run and ask Miss Mary to take a walk over in the course of the day if she could at all. CHAPTER X. "A LITTLE NOURISHMENT." MARY, accompanied by her sister Ellie and Grace, soon made her appearance; and Phil jumped up from his chair with wonderful alacrity for a man who, a few minutes before seemed quite unable to rise without help. Poor Norah's eyes beamed with pleasure and gratitude and admiration as her beautiful friend bent over her and hoped, in her low, sweet voice, that she was better. "I am, Miss," was all Norah said. But she was so fascinated as to be unconscious of the little bunch of monthly roses which Ellie had silently placed in her hand. Grace cast a supercilious glance around, and seemed to think the conduct of her friends quite absurd. But when Mary moved aside and let the light from the window fall full upon the sick girl's face, Grace's haughty look gave place to one of pity. Unlike Mary or Ellie, however, her impulse was to shrink away from that pale face, and forget that she had ever seen it. When Mary turned round to speak to Phil Lahy, he suddenly remembered his weakness and dropped languidly back into his chair. Mrs. Lahy exchanged glances with her visitor, and placing a chair at a convenient distance from the rapidly sinking patient, said: "He's only poorly to-day, Miss. Maybe you could spare time an' sit down and talk to him for a start. I know he'd be in the better uv id." "I hope, Mr. Lahy," said Mary, "it is nothing serious. I thought you looked remarkably well this morning; and Father M'Mahon made the same remark." "I'd want a little nourishment," said Phil. Mary looked at his wife for an explanation; but Honor only shook her head. "Perhaps I could send you something," she remarked, still looking at Honor. But another shake of the head was the only reply. "He says," said Mary, "he requires nourishment." "That's what I want," said Phil, turning round and looking earnestly in her face. "A little nourishment." Mary again looked at Honor, evidently surprised that he should not have proper nourishment. "God help you, Miss," said Honor, at last, "don't you know the nourishment he wants? Nourishment!" she repeated. "I never heard him call anything but the wan thing nourishment." Mary now understood the state of the case, and changed the subject. "You asked me some time ago, Mr. Lahy," she said, "if I could lend you Moore's 'Lalla Rookh.' I hadn't it at the time, but I can give it to you now any day you come up." "Thank you, Miss," Phil replied "'Tis goin' on twenty years since I read id; an' I was wishin' to see id. What put id into my head was seein' some lines the counsellor brought into wan of his speeches an' I knew I seen 'em somewhere before: -- "Rebellion, foul, dishonouring word, Whose wrongful blight so oft has stained The holiest cause that tongue or sword Of mortal ever lost or gained." I disremember if them lines isn't in ' Lalla Rookh.'" "Yes" said Mary smiling "those lines are from 'Lalla Rookh.'" "The Fire Worshippers" added Grace sententiously. "Sure enough 'tis the Fire Worshippers," said Phil looking at her with surprise. "But" he added turning to Mary "is the wan you have ge- nu-ine? "Oh, I suppose it must be." "'Twas your Uncle Dan, God be good to him, that lint me the wan I read. An' by the same token 'twas the same day he gave me the 'Coravoth.' I was the fust that ever sung id in those parts. But I wouldn't give a pin for them little 'Lalla Rookhs' that's goin' now, That wan was as big as a double spellin' book." Mary who did her best to keep her countenance said she feared hers was one of the little ones; but as her brother Hugh had all her uncle's books she would see whether the genuine edition of "Lalla Rookh" was among them. Phil was by this time quite cured of his weakness and Mary rose to take her leave. During their conversation, Tommy was exhibiting the goldfinch's accomplishments to its new mistress. When the bird after much coaxing, moved sideways along its perch, now coquettishly advancing, now timidly holding back, at length picked hurriedly at the bunch of groundsel which Tommy held temptingly against the wires of its cage, Ellie's delight was only second to that of Honor Lahy herself, who gave much more attention to the little by-play at the window than to the conversation about "books and larnin'" between her husband and Miss Kearney. Mary, too, stopped for a moment to contemplate the scene. Ellie's bonnet was hanging on her back, and her hair fallen loose over her face and shoulders; while the boy, who was on his knees, looked up at her with a triumphant smile, as the goldfinch snatched the groundsel through the wires, and, placing its foot on it, commenced pulling it to pieces. Mary thought the group would be a good subject for a pleasant picture. But how sad was the contrast when she turned to the straw chair, and the dark, melancholy eyes met hers. And when she felt the love -- the almost worship -- for herself that filled those melancholy eyes, Mary found it hard to keep back the emotion that swelled up from her heart. She turned her face away, and pulled down her veil before bidding Norah good-bye. "Oh, Mary," said Grace, when they had gone into the open air, "wouldn't it be well for that poor girl if she were dead, and for her mother, too?" "Oh, Miss!" Grace started and looked around. It was Honor Lahy who had followed them with Ellie's gloves, which she had forgotten. The poor woman's hands were stretched out as if begging for her child's life, and the tears stood in her eyes. "Oh, Miss, sure 'tis she brings all the luck to me!" This woman would snatch her child from the grave merely because "'twas she brought all the luck to her!" Ah, if that old house were built upon crocks of gold -- enough to purchase the fee-simple of broad Tipperary -- Honor Lahy would have flung it all into the sea, and been content to "beg the world" with her child, if by doing so she could keep the light in those languid eyes a little longer. Remonstrate with the heart-broken woman who paces the floor in wordless agony from morning till night, and often from night till morning. Tell her it is flying in the face of Providence; that it is time she should be reconciled to her loss; and she will reply: it is so sad a case. She had just settled her in the world; encroached upon the portions of her other children perhaps, in order to place her -- her darling -- in a home worthy of her. And now she is gone -- the best and beautifulest of them all -- and what a loss that money is! And she will try to make the wretched dross she had lost with her child the excuse for her sorrow. But if her darling's death had brought a queen's dowry to every other child of hers, the sorrow at her heart would be no lighter. Say to this other one: "You should let your child go where she can better herself. Do you want to keep her a drudge all her life?" And see, the tears are in her eyes, and she answers: "If she goes I won't have anyone to do anything for me." But give her a train of attendants to anticipate her every wish, and the tears will be in her eyes all the same. So, again, this other one, who has lighted upon a tiny pair of red woollen stockings at the bottom of an old drawer. The little feet they encased grew tired, and a sweet, sweet little voice said: "Carry me, mamma," and a little silky head drooped like a flower, and two violet eyes grew, first brighter and brighter, and then heavy, and fixed, and glazed -- twenty years ago. And when she sees you shake your head she dries her eyes, and says, with a sigh: "If I had her now how useful she'd be to me." You foolish, woman! Look at those four healthy, blooming girls. Are they not good, and careful, and affectionate, and all that a mother's heart could wish? On the mere score of utility you have more help than you require, more hands than you can find employment for. And yet you would cheat us with: "How useful she would be to you." But we are forgetting our story. "Oh, Miss, sure 'tis she's bringin' all the luck to me," said Honor Lahy. Grace turned away, with her brows knit into something very like a frown. Mary was greatly moved, and felt at a loss for something to say that might soothe the poor woman, when Tommy's appearance relieved her from her embarrassment. Miss Ellie is certainly an untidy girl. She forgot her gloves, and now Tommy comes running, breathlessly, up to them with a woollen ruff held high above his head. "I hope, Mrs. Lahy," said Mary, "that Tommy continues to be a good boy." "He is, then, Miss," she replied, wiping the tears from her eyes with the corner of her apron, "very good at his books. An' every way -- on'y for the climbin'." Ellie looked laughingly at the delinquent, who scratched his curly poll, and returned her smile with a shrug of his shoulders and a glance of his merry blue eyes. "Oh, but as he is so good, you must not be too strict with him," said Mary. "But 'tis on'y the mercy uv God,' Miss," Honor exclaimed, as if her patience were tried beyond endurance, "that he don't make smithereens uv himself. An' besides, I can't "keep a stitch on him." She turned round to survey the culprit, whose bones and habiliments she considered in such constant jeopardy. "Oh, oh, what am I to do wud him at all, at all? Look at him," she cried, catching Tommy by the shoulders and spinning him round. "How did you tear that piece out uv your breeches? An' where is it?" Tommy looked considerably surprised; but guided by the spectators' eyes -- and even Grace honoured him with a sidelong glance -- he clapped his hand behind and discovered that a pretty large piece was missing out of his corduroys. It could be seen by his puzzled look that he was trying to remember where or how the accident occurred. His mind was divided between Tom Hogan's gate and Mat the Thrasher's whitethorn hedge, when casting his eyes upwards, as people will do under like circumstances (meaning no reference to Tommy's mutilated garment, but only to the operation of his mind), a ray of light seemed to break upon him from he beech tree. To Grace's profound astonishment he rushed suddenly to the tree, and, clasping his arms round it, began to ascend. Mary, too, seemed taken by surprise. But the proceeding was evidently nothing new to Ellie, who was indebted to Tommy's climbing propensities for an extensive collection of birds' eggs. His mother shook her head, as if she had just made up her mind that Tommy's case was quite hopeless, and that reclaiming him was an utter impossibility. Grace's eyebrows became more and more elevated as he mounted higher and higher. But on reaching one of the highest boughs he stretched out his hand and the object of his ascent was visible to them all; for there was the missing piece of corduroy fluttering in the breeze. Thrusting it into his pocket, he descended with a rapidity that caused Mary to put her hands before her eyes, as if she thought the catastrophe which his mother considered so imminent was at hand, and that Tommy was then and there determined to "make smithereens of himself." It was greatly to her relief, if a little to her surprise, that when she looked round, the cause of her anxiety was nowhere visible -- he having scampered into the house the moment his foot touched terra firma, as if he were quite unconscious of the presence of the little group who had watched his performance with so much interest. Mary said good-bye again to Honor Lahy, and went a little further up the hill to pay a visit to Tom Hogan's handsome daughter Nancy, who she suspected was pining in thought in consequence of an approaching event in which it was conjectured that one Ned Brophy was to play an important part. Perhaps there was something in Mary's own heart, which. unknown to herself, made her sympathise with pretty Nancy Hogan. CHAPTER XI. FATHER HANNIGAN'S SERMON. IT is right that we should follow the two gentlemen with whom we parted some hours ago on their way back from the old castle. Mass was nearly over when they arrived at the cottage; and Richard quieted his conscience for losing it, by persuading himself that his absence was a case of necessity. A table in the hall, raised to sufficient height by means of two chairs, upon the backs of which it rested, served the purpose of an altar. Mr. Lowe was again struck by the fervour of the people, who filled the hall and kitchen, while not a few knelt on the frozen ground outside the hall-door. He was not a little surprised to see Hugh Kearney, officiously assisted by Phil Lahy, "serving Mass." Piloted by Richard, he got into the hall, the people making way for them as they went on, into the parlour, where Father O'Neill was still hearing confessions. Mr. Lowe sat in the window seat next the door, where he could see the altar and the officiating clergyman. He saw that he was too late for the sermon he was so anxious to hear, as Father Hannigan was in the act of taking off his vestments. But though Father Hannigan had delivered his regular discourse after the first gospel, it was his habit to address a few homely words to the people at the conclusion of the Mass, upon what we may call local and individual topics. He now turned round and began, in his deep big voice, with: "Now, what's this I was going to say to ye?" He pressed the fore-finger of his left hand against his temple, as if trying to recall something that had escaped his memory. Mr. Lowe thought he was about giving up the attempt in despair, when he suddenly jerked up his head, exclaiming -- Ay! ay! ay! D'ye give up stealing the turf in the name o' God!" "Everyone," he continued after a pause, "must steal turf such weather as this that hasn't it of their own. But sure if ye didn't know it was wrong, ye wouldn't be telling it to the priest. And ye think it would be more disgraceful to beg than to steal it. That's a great mistake. No dacent man would refuse a neighbour a hamper of turf such weather as this. And a poor man is not a beggar for asking a hamper of turf such weather as this when he can't get a day's work, and the Easter water bottles bursting. Ye may laugh; but Judy Manogue stopped me on the road yesterday to know what she ought to do. Her bottle of Easter water that she had under her bed was in a lump of ice, and the bottle -- a big, black bottle that often gave some of ye a headache -- an' maybe twasn't without giving more of you a heartache -- before Judy took my advice and gave up that branch of her business: well, the big, black bottle was split in two with the fair dint of the frost -- under the poor woman's bed. And the Lord knows no Christian could stand without a spark of fire to keep the life in him -- let alone looking at a houseful of children shivering and shaking, and he able and willing to work, and not a stroke of work to be got. But ye all know that stealing is bad, and ye ought fitter make your cases known to the priest, and maybe something might be done for ye. Pride is a good thing -- dacent, manly pride -- and 'twill often keep a man from doing a mane act even when he's sorely tempted. Sperit is a good thing. But, take my word for it, there's nothing like HONESTY. And poverty, so long as it is not brought on by any fault of his own, need never bring a blush to any man's cheek. So, in the name o' God, d'ye give up stealing the turf." Here he paused, and Phil Lahy, supposing the discourse ended, advanced with a bowl of holy water with a kind of brush laid across it, for the purpose of sprinkling the congregation before they dispersed. But Father Hannigan motioned him back and proceeded. "Father O'Neill is against the beagles. He says 'tis a shame to hear the horn sounding, and see ye scampering over ditches and hedges on the Lord's Day. Well, I don't know what to say to that. 'Tis the only day ye have for diversion of any sort. And as long as ye are sure not to lose Mass, I won't say anything against the beagles. The farmers tell me they don't mind the loss to them to let their sons keep a dog or two. And if ye meet after Mass -- mind, I say, after divine service -- I don't see much harm in it. I'm told, too, the gentlemen of the neighbourhood -- that is, such of them as are gentlemen -- don't object to it, as ye are honourable sportsmen and spare the hares. But then there's the hurling. There's a deal of bad blood when ye hurl the two sides of the river. If there's any more of the work that was carried on at the last match, ye'll be the disgrace of the country, instead of being, as ye are, the pride of the barony. 'Tis given up to the Knocknagow boys to be as spirited and well-conducted as any in the county. Didn't I point ye out to the Liberator himself the day of the Meeting, and he said a finer body of men he never laid his eyes on. Such men, said be, are the bone and sinew of the country. Some of the best boys ye had are gone since that time, short as it is -- " Here there was a murmur amongst the women; and a low, suppressed wail from two or three whose sons had but lately emigrated, made him pause for a moment. "Well," he continued, shaking his head as the low wail died away; "thank God the crowbar brigade didn't pay ye a visit like other places; and I hope there is no danger of it, as the landlords here are not exterminators like some I could mention. I was in Cloonbeg the other day at a funeral -- I was curate there six years ago -- 'twas the first parish I was sent to after being ordained, and it broke my heart to see the change. I could hardly believe 'twas the same place. The people swept away out of a whole side of a country, just as if 'twas a flood that was after passing over it. I married some of 'em myself and christened their children, and left 'em happy and comfortable. 'Tis little I thought I'd ever pass the same road and not find a human face to welcome me. Well, please God, there's no danger of ye that way, at any rate. And yet, sure, 'tis little security ye have -- but I won't say anything that might discourage ye." Father Hannigan turned toward the altar, and Phil Lahy was again advancing with the holy water; but after taking a pinch of snuff he resumed his address:-- "I want ye to keep up the good name ye have. And talking of funerals reminds me of your conduct at the berrin' of that poor man ye brought to Kilree the week before last. 'Twas a charitable thing to carry him thirteen long miles through the teeming rain, and I know ye had pains in your shoulders next morning after him. 'Twas a charitable thing to lay his poor old bones alongside of his wife and children, as it was his last wish -- though he hadn't a chick or child living belonging to him. I say that was a charitable, Christian, Irish act -- and may God reward ye for it. But that was no excuse for the way ye behaved. The parish priest of Kilree said such a set never came into his parish. And ould Peg Naughton, that keeps the shebeen house at the church, declared to myself that, though she is there goin' on fifty-two years, 'twas the drunkenest little funeral she ever laid her eyes on. Isn't that a nice cha-rac-ter ye're aiming for yourselves? But I hope now ye'll remember my words. And now I have one request to ask of you. I want ye to promise me that ye'll dig the Widow Keating's stubbles for her. She hasn't a sowl to do a hand's turn for hem since her boy lost his health. Will ye promise me now that as soon as the weather is fitting ye'll dig the Widow Keating's stubbles? 'Tis short 'twill take ye if ye all join together." "We'll do id, sir," "We will, sir, never fear," was answered all round. "That's might, boys. And now any of ye that's very badly off, come to Father M'Mahon or myself and tell your story, and don't be ashamed. There's a little money collected for cases of distress in the town. And as the Major has subscribed ten pounds, and we're writing to Sir Garrett Butler for a subscription -- and 'tisn't easy to know where to write to him" -- glancing towards the parlour window -- 'tis only fair that cases of hardship on their own property should be looked after. I may as well tell ye, too, the Major sent Father M'Mahon a quarter of beef for Christmas. There's not a finer quarter of beef in Munster this minute. 'Twould do your heart good to look at it." And abruptly seizing the brush, he dipped it in the holy water, and swung his arm round so vigorously and dextrously in all directions that even the gentleman at the parlour window came in for a share. The people now dispersed, and Mr. Lowe was conducted to the breakfast room, and formally introduced to the three clergymen. CHAPTER XII. MATRIMONY AND "MARRIAGE MONEY." -- THE WIDOW'S LAST WISH. IN the matter of breakfast, Mrs. Kearney came out in full force on the occasion of a Station. Even Mr. Lowe could not help taking notice of the display on the table. The antique silver coffee- pot was particularly conspicuous, and it was quite affecting to see the reverential gentleness with which the good woman handled this relic of the O'Carrolls. Her fingers would sometimes play softly on the lid in a manner that caused her husband visible anxiety; for the coffee-pot had been her grandmother's, and was presented to herself at the time of her marriage by her Uncle Dan. A tall urn was equally an object of dread to honest Maurice; and when she was heard to ask Father M'Mahon did he remember the day long ago, when he was a young student, that the urn was upset by Annie Cleary's sleeve being caught by the deer's horns on the lid, a full and true history of Ballydunmore was looked upon as inevitable. But, fortunately, the housekeeper whispered into her ear that a certain cream-jug, which, by right, should have attended the coffee-pot, was forgotten; and the announcement so startled Mrs. Kearney as for the time to put Ballydunmore and the tea-urn completely out of her head. Father M'Mahon spoke little, and seemed to the stranger reserved, and even haughty. The reserve of the young curate was of a different sort and evidently arose from bashfulness. But Father Hannigan had something to say to every one, and Mr. Lowe was not long in discovering that, with all his peculiarities, Father Hannigan was a scholar and a gentleman. On finding that the stranger had taken his degree in one of the English universities, Father Hannigan engaged him upon some knotty points of classical learning, and the young A.B. soon began to feel not quite at his ease with so able an antagonist. Grace paid great attention to this learned encounter, and looked so exceedingly wise with her elbow on the table and her chin resting on the little finger of her left hand, that Mary was in doubt whether she did not really understand every word. "Really, Grace," said she, speaking so low as not to be heard by the gentleman, "one would think you are as familiar with Homer and Virgil and the rest of them as you are with Longfellow and Sidney Smyth, to say nothing of Robinson Crusoe." "Indeed, no," she replied, with a half-displeased look, and dropping her hand on the table; "but I was remarking that Mr. Lowe pronounces Latin like papa, and Father Hannigan like the 'Brehon.' "He picked up that in Trinity College," said Father Hannigan, who sat next her, and heard part of her remark. "That's not the way he pronounced it when he and I read Virgil together in Larry O'Rourke's mud-wall seminary in Glounamuckadhee." "Oh, perhaps so," replied Grace, not at all pleased that her papa had read Virgil in a mud-wall seminary, and in a place with such a name as Glounamuckadhee. "Ay, then," continued the priest, with a twinkle in his eye, as if he took pleasure in teasing her; "and every one of us brought a sod of turf under his arm to school during the winter." Grace looked quite offended, and made no reply. "I am told," said Mr. Lowe, "that Doctor Kiely is at present writing a work on Irish antiquities." The eyes of the offended young lady sparkled with pleasure as she fixed them with a look of pleased surprise on the speaker. "Yes," said she, in a softened tone, "he devotes nearly all the time he can spare from his professional duties to it." "It is a very interesting subject," he added. "I have heard Dr. Kiely's articles spoken highly of." Grace was so delighted, that Larry O'Rourke's mud-wall seminary and the sods of turf vanished from her mind and left not a trace behind. "Will you have many weddings this Shrove?" Maurice Kearney asked, turning to the parish priest, who was so absorbed in thought that this sudden address made him start. "Well," he replied, in his clear, silvery voice, "I fear not. All my boys seem bent upon going elsewhere for wives. I have already given half-a-dozen certificates while as yet I have heard of no one returning the compliment." "Ned Brophy is getting a fine fortune," said Mr. Kearney. "So I'm told," replied Father M'Mahon; and Mary thought she could see a look of displeasure in his face, which she could not help connecting with the tear she noticed on Nancy Hogan's pale cheek as she was leaving the drawing-room after confession an hour or two before. "Two hundred gold sovereigns," continued Mr. Kearney "out of an ould saucepan." This piece of information regarding Ned Brophy's good luck caused a general laugh; the more readily perhaps because it was given with a look of perfect gravity. "And you would not miss it out of it," he continued, seeming quite unconscious of their mirth. "Out of what, sir?" Richard asked. "The saucepan," replied his father; "Ned himself told me so." "Do you approve of this fortune-hunting, Miss Kearney?" Father M'Mahon asked, turning to Mary. "No, sir," she replied, blushing deeply, "I don't like it at all." "And what do you say, Miss Kiely?" "I really have not thought much on the subject," Grace replied. "But it is by no means unpleasant to be rich. And I'm rather inclined to think there is a good deal of truth in the proverb: 'When poverty enters the door, love flies out at the window.'" Father M'Mahon leant back in his arm-chair, and laughed a low and somewhat satirical laugh. I fear," he said, "there is not much love in some of these cases. I am as much opposed as anybody to imprudent marriages. But this buying and selling is a bad business." "Sure you don't want them to be like the Protestants?" Mrs. Kearney observed reproachfully. "The Protestants!" Father M'Mahon replied with surprise. How is that?" "I never knew a Protestant," she replied, "that would not live with a husband on a lough of water." Father M'Mahon opened his eyes and seemed to want more enlightenment. "There are the three Miss Armstrongs," continued Mrs. Kearney; "the youngest, to be sure, made a very good match -- though she hadn't a penny -- for they were after losing the property before her marriage. But the two eldest girls, with their fine fortunes, married poor men -- though they were respectable, I know, and sensible, too. One of them, I'm told, is doing well in Dublin; and Mr. Armstrong tells me Fanny said in her last letter from Australia that they expected to come home and purchase an estate in Ireland yet, they are making a fortune so rapidly." "Mr. Lowe," said Mary, " you ought to make mamma a bow. She has complimented both the ladies and gentlemen of your religion at our expense." "And look at the Miss O'Dwyers," continued Mrs. Kearney, not heeding the interruption; "the fact is, I believe they'll never get married, as they can find no suitable matches." It might be better for them to be doing well in Dublin, or even making a fortune in Australia," said Father M'Mahon. "Is it a fact," Mr. Lowe asked, turning to Hugh, "that Protestants are less hard to be pleased in the choice of wives and husbands than Catholics in Ireland?" "It does really seem they take the plunge more courageously," replied Hugh. " I have noticed instances of it even among the humbler classes." "Yes," said his mother, "there is George Hardford, who I gave his daughter to Henry Johnson, the pensioner's son, though he hadn't a trade or anything. Took him into his house and kept him till he got a situation in the jail." "Ah, that throws some light upon the matter," said Father M'Mahon; "situations of all kinds, high and low, are reserved for the professors of the favoured creed; landlords, too, will give farms at lower rents to Protestants than to Catholics." "And leases," said Mr. Kearney. "I don't know a Protestant that hasn't a good lease." "Yes," Father M'Mahon rejoined, "and it would seem the rule will soon be that Catholics will have no leases. And it is this state of dependence, this uncertainty of being able to keep a roof over their heads, that has made marriages the mercenary bargains they often are among us." "It was not always so," Father Hannigan remarked. "I remember a time, myself, when the man looked more to the woman and less to the fortune than now." "That is true," said Father M'Mahon. "Leases were general then, and the people were consequently more independent. Emancipation has done us harm in this respect, The sacrifice of the Forty-shilling Freeholders was a great injury to the country." "Maybe," said Maurice Kearney, "the marriage money has something to do with keeping people from getting married. Ned Brophy tells me the priest will charge twenty pounds for marrying him." "Well," replied Father M'Mahon with a laugh, "that is not so much, bearing in mind that old saucepan you told us of. But another parishioner of mine tells me his match is broken off altogether on account of the exorbitant demand of the priest. The father of the girl had only fifteen acres of land, and the priest wanted fifteen pounds for marrying his daughter." "I know all about that case," said Father Hannigan. "He went against the priest at the election." "That makes the matter worse," rejoined Father M'Mahon. Such practices will have the effect of making the people look upon the priest as a tyrant. But in the parish to which refer, I am assured, as a rule, the farmer must pay half-a year's rent to the priest for marrying his daughter." "What do you think of the old system of public weddings?" asked Father Hannigan; "when friends and neighbours were invited, and the priest went round with a plate for his collection." I liked it," replied Father M'Mahon. "Indeed I was looked upon as singular because I did my best to encourage the people to keep up the old system. It made them more social and neighbourly. The priest, too, felt that what he got was given cheerfully. And besides," added Father M'Mahon laughing, "he went home with a heavier purse." "I remember what you said at the last public wedding we had in this parish," said Mr. Kearney. "'Twas at Tom Connelly's. The collection was larger than you expected, and when you were thanking them, you said no matter how small the sum might be, they could say, 'Go home now, sir you are paid'; but that if it was a private wedding you could charge what you liked." "I dare say some of the bridegroom's friends have often thought of my words since. But I fear we are becoming more genteel and more selfish every day; so perhaps it is as well to make people pay for their gentility." "I'm told," Maurice Kearney observed, "Tom Brien got the job done in Liverpool for two-and-sixpence. You were in Liverpool, Father O'Neill. How do they manage it there? " "What you say of Tom Brien is quite true, sir," the young priest replied. " It happened it was I myself performed the ceremony; for Tom said he'd like to have the knot tied by a Tipperary man." "Ah, then, Father O'Neill," said Mrs. Kearney, "did you ever meet any of the poor Skehans while you were in Liverpool?" "I did," he replied. "One of the children knew me in the street; and it was I prepared the old woman for death." "I knew she would not live long," Mrs. Kearney observed; "she was so heart-broken at leaving the 'ould sod,' as she said herself." "Indeed," Father O'Neill rejoined, "that love of the 'ould sod' evinced itself in what some might consider a ludicrous manner at her last moment." "How was that?" Father Hannigan asked, seeing the young priest had relapsed into silence. "Well," he replied, "when I had administered the Sacraments to her, and remained some time by her bedside, I thought I noticed that she wished to say something to me, but hesitated to speak. Whenever I moved, as if to go away, I saw her eyes were fixed anxiously on me; but still she said nothing. So when I was going I asked her was there anything on her mind that was troubling her. 'There is then, sir,' said she; 'but maybe 'tisn't much, an' I oughtn't to be bothering you with it.' "I assured her it was no trouble, and desired her to tell me what it was she wished to say. "'Well, sir,' she said, looking anxiously into my face, 'I'd like to know will my soul pass through Ireland?'" Mr. Lowe looked surprised and amused; and Grace, who honoured him with a good deal of her attention, uttered an exclamation and laughed. But all the rest were silent. Mary stole a look at her brother Hugh, who covered his face with his brown hand, and seemed greatly moved. She knew he had special reason to be troubled, and regretted that her mother had introduced a subject which always pained him. The fact was the Skehans had been under-tenants of his father's, and, though not exactly ejected, were induced to give up their little holding on receiving a trifling sum for the good-will and being forgiven the arrears of rent. The mere suspicion that the landlord wished to get rid of them has driven many an Irish family far away from the "old sod," who loved that old sod even as did the widow Skehan whose last earthly wish was that "her soul might pass through Ireland" on its way to Heaven. "My God! " exclaimed Father M'Mahon, "how they must suffer!" He stood up and strode across the room to a window. where he stood gazing at the white hills, with his hands clasped behind his back, for some minutes, and then left the room without taking notice of any one. "Father M'Mahon," said Mary, "is pondering over some serious subject now." "How can you tell that?" her brother Richard asked. Is it because he has forgotten his politeness? "Oh, we can all tell that," Grace exclaimed; "didn't you see the proud walk? That's proof positive that his brains are wool- gathering." But though Father M'Mahon forgot his politeness, he did not forget poor Norah Lahy. CHAPTER XIII. THE DOCTOR IN A FIX. COME," said Richard to Mr. Lowe, "let us prepare for the shooting." As they passed the lobby window, Mr. Lowe glanced out to the yard, and was astonished to see Barney Brodherick in the act of rushing at Father M'Mahon's servant, evidently with the intention of doing him grievous bodily injury; for Barney was as pugnacious as the celebrated tailor who was "blue moulded for the want of a batin.'" Tom Maher, however, caught the wrathful Barney in his arms and held him fast. "Let me at him!" exclaimed Barney imploringly after struggling and kicking to free himself. "Let me at him, an', be the livin', I'll put his two eyes into wan!" The tall servant regarded him with a scowl, in which scorn was largely mingled. "Tom, for the love uv heaven, take off uv me, an' I'll break every tooth in his head." Here Phil Lahy appeared with his prayer-book still in his left hand; and laying his right on Barney's shoulder, he addressed some words to him in a low voice. D--n well he knows that," replied Barney, almost tearfully, "D--n well the blagard knows I'm in the state of grace to-day. But," he continued, through his clenched teeth, and shaking his fist at the object of his enmity. "but, please God, I won't be in the state of grace always. You Kerry b -- d," he muttered, as he walked away, "from the County Limerick." That characteristic bull was received with a shout of laughter from the bystanders. But Mr. Lowe's acquaintance with the geography of Ireland was too limited to enable him to see at once anything ludicrous in calling a man a Kerry anything from the County Limerick. Owing to the frost the snipe were not as plenty in the bog as usual, except where there were springs. At one of these places half a dozen rose together, but so far off that Hugh didn't fire. Richard, however, whose practice was -- to use his own words -- "to blaze away at everything," let fly, and down came a snipe. The successful marksman looked from one to the other of his companions with a stare of amazement, as if the result of his blazing away on this occasion were something altogether beyond his comprehension. "You really have winged him," said Hugh. "Yes, I think so," returned the doctor faintly. "But," said Hugh, laughing, "you were just pulling the trigger when that one got up ten yards nearer to you that those you fired at." But the doctor by this time had realized the fact that he had shot a snipe, and the trifling drawback alluded to by his brother did not abate his elation in the least. He rushed forward, bounding over several bog-holes, reckless of consequences. But just as he reached the stream from which the snipe had risen, the wounded bird sprang several times a few feet from the ground; and, finding these efforts to get upon the wing vain, it ran quickly, with a look of stealthy cunning, its long bill and neck stretched out horizontally, towards a clump of rushes some yards from the bank where it had fallen. In his eagerness to prevent the prize from escaping, the doctor, instead of leaping the stream as he had leaped the bog- holes, rushed through it, sinking to the hips in the black mud. He managed to drag himself through the weeds and cresses to the opposite side. But when he attempted to climb up the bank, he found one of his legs caught in a bog stump at the bottom of the stream. He pulled and pulled, keeping his eves fixed on the snipe as it made for the rushes, till he had freed his leg, and then jumped upon the firm ground. And now, being sure of his quarry, the doctor waltzed several times round the wounded snipe in a very graceful manner, brandishing the long duck gun over his head. He was rather pleased than otherwise at the loud roar of laughter by which his friends, as he thought, meant to applaud his performance. He took up the bird and carefully examined the broken wing, as if he found in it an interesting study from a professional point of view. Then throwing off the professional air, and assuming that of the sportsman, he knocked the bird's head against his gun and put it into his pocket with a look of superhuman calmness, as if bagging snipe by dozens of braces were an everyday proceeding with him. And now it occurred to the doctor that Hugh was rather overdoing the laughing. He took out his powder-horn to load gain, feeling comfortably sure of "tumbling" -- it is to feathered bipeds we apply the word -- every bird he pointed his gun at during the rest of his life. But, on glancing at his companions, he paused, with his thumb on the spring of his powder-horn in real surprise, for he saw them still convulsed with laughter. "What the devil do they mean?" he thought, putting his hand in his pocket to make sure that he had a snipe. His stare of inquiry had such an effect on Hugh that he was obliged to have recourse to his pocket-handkerchief to wipe the tears from his eyes. Hang it," exclaimed the doctor, " what are ye laughing at? Is there anything wrong?" They pointed towards himself; but after looking all around. him he could see nothing unusual. At last he glanced at his feet; and to his utter bewilderment discovered that one of his limbs was as bare as a Highlander's. The fact was, when extricating himself from the bog stump, he left one of the legs of his trousers behind him. "I'd recommend you," Hugh called out, "to find the missing article, and draw it on as fast as you can. I see a car coming this way." "Do you want me to dive for it?" he asked, looking ruefully down among the weeds and cresses. "'Tis Hanly's phaeton," said Hugh. The doctor looked towards the road, well-nigh petrified with horror. Yes, there was the phaeton coming nearer and nearer. A bend in the road would bring it within forty yards of where he stood -- and not as much as a bush to obstruct the view. He turned his back to the road; but the thought that the view thus presented would be, if possible, more ridiculous than any other, made him quickly "about face" again. He tried to hide the undraped limb with the single barrel duck gun; but the futility of the attempt became instantly apparent. Equally hopeless was the idea of wheeling slowly round so as to keep the presentable leg towards the carriage as it turned the bend of the road. The sun, too, at that moment burst through its covering of clouds, which had the effect of bringing him out in bolder relief before the eyes of the wondering spectators. He would have sworn he could see the bewitching Kathleen's dark orbs open till the white was visible all round. And then, what was still worse, the pearly teeth flashed from between the rosy lips, and the fair Kathleen's head was thrown back in a manner which placed it beyond all doubt that she was laughing at him. He thought of flinging himself upon his face or his back, but the bank on which he stood was just sufficiently elevated to render such a proceeding useless. The wild notion of divesting himself of what remained of the unlucky garment crossed his mind; it would be less excruciatingly ridiculous if his legs were matches. But there was no time for even this. There was the phaeton, there were the ladies, passing at the nearest point; and that mischief-loving Rose -- "infernal," we regret to say, was the epithet he coupled with her name -- bowing to him with fiendish politeness. And there was Doctor Richard Kearney with the nude limb stretched backwards as far and raised as high as possible -- like a gander with the cramp -- returning the salute with the grace for which he was famous among the young ladies of his acquaintance. He actually forgot to drop his hat upon his head, or change his position till the phaeton was out of sight. And then he cursed his stupidity for never having thought of taking a "header" into a bog-hole, and remaining there with only his nose above water till they had passed. He might have escaped in that way if he had thought of it in time. He wiped the perspiration from his brow, and, as he glanced fiercely at his companions, he formed the dreadful wish that his gun were a double instead of a single barrel, that he might share the contents between them. They were still laughing at him. Becoming more calm, the doctor made his way back to them, and Hugh, in the most unfeeling manner, suggested the advisability of getting home as fast as he could, "Home!" exclaimed the doctor, "and perhaps meet the Lord knows who on the way. No, I'll run over to Bob Lloyd's and borrow a trousers. Come with me," he continued, turning to Mr. Lowe, "and we'll have pleasanter shooting than here." Pleasanter shooting," remarked Hugh, drily. "I hope so." Will you come? " the doctor asked. "No, I'll follow the stream,' said Hugh, who was a keen sportsman, and was glad to get rid of them for the rest of the day. CHAPTER XIV. MOUNT TEMPE AND ITS MASTER. BOB LLOYD'S domicile was close to the bog, and rejoiced in the name of Mount Tempe. Why Mount, it would be hard to tell, for it was in the middle of a flat, dreary tract of country; and why Tempe, was a still greater puzzle. Either taken singly might be accounted for on the "lucus a non" principle; but, joined together they are too much for us. We must content ourselves with the fact that Bob Lloyd's residence was known by the style and title of Mount Tempe. Bob Lloyd was a bachelor -- we cannot add, "by no choice of his own." For if ever mortal man had the enviable privilege to pick and choose among the fair ladies of the neighbourhood, that man was Bob Lloyd, of Mount Tempe. Many and ingenious were the snares laid to catch him, and many and miraculous were his hair-breadth escapes. Mammas manoeuvred for him; papas palavered him; daughters exhausted all their arts and their patience to capture him. But there he was safe and sound, and free as the wind that seemed to recognise in him a congenial spirit, and took a peculiar delight in rushing down the chimneys of Mount Tempe House, or flinging the slates off the roof into the yard behind, and upon the gravel plot, and out on the green lawn in front -- and particularly and especially through the roof of what was once a conservatory at the south side, to the terror and misery of an unhappy fox that dragged out a life of wretchedness chained among the empty flower pots. It was in keeping with the genius of incongruity which presided over Bob Lloyd's establishment that the fox should be domiciled, of all places in the world, among the flower-pots. And the odour that assailed the nostrils on approaching the conservatory was, to speak mildly, of a kind for which strangers were unprepared, and was usually greeted with an exclamation indicative of a surprise the reverse of agreeable. Mr. Lowe, on passing this delectable concern, stopped short and clapped his hand to his nose, as if he had received a violent blow on that feature; but Richard, being prepared for the assault, passed on to the hall-door without wincing. He knocked loudly, and while waiting for the door to be opened, occupied the time in rubbing his leg, which was fast becoming numbed. No one answered to his knock; and, knowing the ways of the place, instead of knocking a second time, he raised one of the windows and put in his head. "Morrow, Dick," said the gentleman of the house. "Come in." Richard laid his hand on the window-sill and vaulted into the parlour. "I have Mr. Lowe with me," he remarked, as he walked out to the hall to admit that gentleman by the door. Mr. Lowe looked at the owner of the house and around the large room; and then turned to his friend as if seeking instructions as to how he ought to act, or what was the custom of the country under such circumstances Mr. Lloyd was stretched on a sofa playing two jews-harps. Richard walked deliberately to a cupboard, and taking a tall, square bottle and a couple of glasses from it, laid them on the table -- having first swept a shot-belt, a bridle, a pair of horse girths, and two pairs of boxing gloves off the table to the floor. Having filled the glasses, he tossed off one, and beckoned Mr. Lowe to do likewise; which he did. The gentleman of the house at length wheeled slowly round, let his feet drop to the floor, and, sitting upright, contemplated his friend with a look of complacent admiration. "'Pon my soul, Dick," he said, very seriously, "you look well." He put the jews-harp in his left hand to his mouth, and twanged it with the little finger of the same hand. Then putting the jews-harp in his right hand to his mouth, he twanged that too. Mr. Lloyd then put both jews-harps to his mouth, and played a tune, always keeping his eyes fixed on Richard's leg, as if there were some extraordinary fascination about the cap of the knee. "'Tisn't the latest fashion? The newest style from the city, you know? Eh, Dick?" "No. I sank in a bog-hole and tore it off with a stump or something. I want to borrow one from you. Of course, I can get it?" "Ay, faith," said Mr. Lloyd. "And dry stockings?" "Call Jer." Richard desired Mr. Lowe to sit near the fire, and went in search of the last-named individual. The musician on the sofa applied himself to his instruments, and the listener began to wonder at the sweetness of the melody. "Know the name of that tune? " he asked. "No; I can't say I ever heard it before," was the reply. "Listen again." And he repeated the tune. Know it now?" "Well, I don't. But it seems a pleasing little air." Mr. Lloyd extended one hand, and swinging it gracefully in time to the air, sang: Oh, my breeches full of stitches, Oh, my breeches buckled on, Oh, my breeches full of stitches, Oh, my breeches buckled on." "This is a character," thought Mr. Lowe, "I suppose," he said aloud. "our friend's mishap has suggested it to you?" "Dick is a bloody clever fellow," was the not very relevant reply. "He has words at will." The subject of this flattering remark here came to the door and called to Mr. Lowe to come with him upstairs. The first thing that struck Mr. Lowe on entering Bob Lloyd's bedroom was, that a faded horse-rug did duty for a counterpane on the bed. Jer appeared with the dry stockings, with a half-dozen dogs of various kinds at his heels. Over the yellow-striped waistcoat usually worn by servants, he wore a cast-off green coat of his master's, which was sadly out of keeping with his tattered corduroy small clothes and heavy brogues. Jer was a person of importance, particularly in his own estimation, and looked upon himself as a sort of senior partner in the establishment. His influence over his master was such that his good word was deemed indispensable whenever it was sought to make Bob Lloyd a party to any transaction, whether it might be the buying or selling of a horse, the granting of a lease, the paying of a bill, or the bringing about of a matrimonial alliance between the owner of Mount Tempe and any one of the many fair damsels who sighed to make him happy. For it was well known -- this in reference to the fair damsels -- that, though Bob Lloyd had a genius for never allowing both ends to meet by any chance, his rent-roll showed the receipt of a good eight hundred pounds a year; and it was remarked that there "wasn't a better lot of tenants in Ireland" than his. "Well, Jer," said Richard, "any chance of a wedding this time? "We're goin' on wud a couple, sir," replied Jer, "but I don't say they'll come to anything. Everything was settled wud Miss Jane; an', begor, there was no fear at all of the fortune they wor givin' her. She was tryin' on her weddin' dress on Saturday, when I went to tell her he couldn't marry her; an' she tuck on terrible intirely." Richard laughed, but evinced no surprise. "The ould mistress an' the young ladies is tryin' to bring it on again. But," added Jer, solemnly, and as if he himself were the principal party concerned, "'twon't do." Richard explained to his friend that Mrs. Lloyd and her daughters lived in Kilthubber. "Devilish nice girls they are," he added; "particularly the second." "They're anxious to have him settled," Jer continued with a sigh, as if the settling were a great weight on his mind. "An' sure God knows so is myself. But 'tis so hard to meet a shootable woman. I'm after promisin' Tom Otway," he continued, "that we'll run down to the County Carlow in the course of the week to see his cousin. Himself is for goin' by the coach; but I'm thinkin' 'twould look better to drive tandem. What do you think?" he asked, as if he found it hard to decide, "Oh, the tandem, by all means," said Richard. "That's what I think myself," rejoined Jer, as he left the room, followed by his dogs, except two that had got into the bed for a nap. "Is this all a joke? Mr. Lowe asked. "No. Bob's wooings are always carried on in this way, and Miss Jane can hardly have been taken by surprise, for she had examples enough to warn her." "And how does he escape the consequences? "Do you mean why is he not called out? The idea of such a good-natured fellow as Bob Lloyd shooting anybody or being shot at! But he will tell you 'the heaviest cloutin' match' -- to use his own phrase -- he ever had, was with young Allcock for refusing to marry his sister, who declared that he had popped the question and been accepted in the most formal manner." "But the law," said Mr. Lowe. "Have you no such thing as breaches of promise in Ireland?" "They are not quite unknown, though very rare, down here. But the immunity which Bob enjoys may in some measure be accounted for by the fact that the business is all done through Jer. Bob never writes letters; and, perhaps, as he would say himself, that saves his bacon." It must not be inferred that writing was not among Mr. Lloyd's accomplishments. He wrote a fair, round hand, and was fond of displaying his calligraphic skill whenever pen, ink and paper chanced to come in his way -- particularly, and almost exclusively, in the execution of the words: -- "Command you may your mind from play." which he was wont to finish off with a flourish, and seemed to derive great pleasure from the performance. "Can we get a shot without going into that infernal bog again?" Richard asked when they had returned to the parlour. "Ay, faith," Mr. Lloyd replied. "If I went out to that well beyond ten times a day, I'd be sure to meet a snipe there." "Get your gun and come with us." Mr. Lloyd strapped a shot-belt over his shoulder, and was taking up his gun, when the door opened, and a stout, middle-sized man, with a round face, unceremoniously walked in. "'Morrow, Wat," said Mr. Lloyd. "'Morrow, kindly," Wat replied, offering him a slip of paper. "How much is it? "Fifteen pounds eleven and sevenpence." I'll see 'about it;" said Mr. Lloyd. "That'll never do for me," replied Wat. "There's not a penny under the roof of the house," said Mr. Lloyd. "The devil a foot I'll stir out of this till I get it," Wat rejoined. "Have a drop of this," Mr. Lloyd remarked, filling a glass from the square bottle. "No objection," replied Wat, sententiously. Mr. Lloyd went to the side-board, and returned, holding a large dish in one hand with as much ease as if it were a small plate, and grasping a loaf of bread with the other. "Come, Dick," said he, placing them on the table, "let's have a bite." He cut some slices of bread and meat which Richard converted into sandwiches for himself and Mr. Lowe. "Wat," said Bob Lloyd, with his mouth full, "I'll see about that," "Pay me the money, and let me go for the cow; that's the seein' about I want." "What cow?" Mr. Lloyd asked. "A fat cow I'm afther buyin' from your father," said Wat, turning to Richard; "and he won't let me' take her wudout the money. So, shell out," he added, turning to Mr. Lloyd, with a sort of humorous sulkiness of voice and look. Mr. Lloyd, appearing to pay no attention to this speech, bit a semicircle out of his sandwich, and holding it between him and the light, seemed to admire its regularity. Wat, drawing an old arm-chair towards the window, thereby disturbing the repose of an old setter that had possession of it, deliberately sat down, and crossed his legs with the air of a man who was bent upon taking his ease, and had nothing on earth to trouble him. Mr. Lloyd advanced in silence, and presented a carving knife at him with a substantial slice of cold meat on the top of it. Wat took the meat between his finger and thumb, and acknowledged the civility by uncrossing his legs and sitting upright. Mr. Lloyd then presented a carving fork with the other hand, upon which was a chunk of bread. This Wat also accepted, if not graciously, at least without any show of reluctance. Having emulated his host in the biting line -- with the difference that, the bread and meat being each in a different hand, he had to take two bites instead of one -- Wat remarked oracularly: "A pig's head ates very handsome, cowld." "Kitty," he called out to a servant girl who was flinging her cloak over her shoulders as she passed the window. The girl stopped and looked at him. Whereupon Wat raised the window and asked was she going to town. I am," replied Kitty. " Why so "Tell my mother to send me out an ounce of tobaccy," said Wat, in the calmest and most self-satisfied manner imaginable. "Now, Wat, what are you up to?" Mr. Lloyd asked. "Don't you know if the money was in the house there wouldn't be a second word about it?" "Well, to do you nothin' but justice," Wat replied, "I do know that. But you see two quarters of that cow are bespoke, and I can't disappoint my customers. Moreover, when wan quarter is for a weddin'." "Come to-morrow." "'Twon't do." "Well, what do you want?" "D--n well you know what I want," replied Wat. "An order on Tom Ryan. That's money any day." "There's not a pen or a bit of clean paper in the house," said Mr. Lloyd. "Ketch me!" was Wat's comment upon this objection. "I'm provided against accidents." And he produced an ink bottle with a leather strap attached to the neck, and unfolded half a sheet of paper which was rolled round a well-worn quill pen. Mr. Lloyd, seeing no way of escape, sat down and wrote the letters I and C. The latter turned out such a model of a capital letter that Mr. Lloyd held it up for the inspection of his friends. He then slowly and carefully wrote out the order, which ran thus "I Command you to pay Wat Murphy fifteen pounds sterling Money, which I will allow you out of your rent. "ROBERT ORMSBY LLOYD. "To Mr. Thomas Ryan." "All right," said Wat, as he held the document to the fire to dry. After putting it in his pocket, he pointed to the square bottle. "Would you have any objection?" he asked. Bob Lloyd held up the square bottle, and, laying his hand along it, carefully measured the depth of liquor remaining. Seeming satisfied that he could afford to act on the very broad hint which Wat's question implied, he filled a glass. "Healths apiece to ye," said Wat, tossing off the whiskey as he passed the table, without stopping. He was immediately heard whistling to his bull-dog, who, with his back against the wall outside the hall-door, was keeping at bay quite a pack of hounds of various descriptions -- but among which there was not a single "mongrel" or "cur of low degree" -- by the mere glare of his eye. CHAPTER XV. A DAY'S SHOOTING LOST. THE snipe was at the well, as Bob Lloyd had foretold, and the moment it rose, the doctor "blazed away," But greatly to his surprise, the snipe did not fall with its wing broken. "He's wounded," the doctor exclaimed, on seeing the snipe pitch in the next field. "I'll make sure of him the next time." All three blazed away the next time; and when the smoke cleared off they saw the snipe quietly dropping into its old quarters near the well. Re-loading their guns they retraced their steps, and another volley woke the echoes of Mount Tempe. The snipe -- as jack- snipes are wont to do -- flew a couple of hundred yards, and dropped again among the rushes in the next field. The affair now became quite exciting, and volley after volley made the unhappy fox among the flower pots shiver and creep from one corner to the other of its prison for a full hour and more. "Hugh is doing business," said Bob Lloyd, on hearing the report of Hugh's gun from the bog. "Ay, faith," he added, on seeing him quietly walk forward and pick up his bird. "I'll do that fellow's job," exclaimed Richard, through his clenched teeth, as he rammed home the charge in the long duck gun with a very unnecessary expenditure of force. "Let me alone, if I don't polish him off." We trust we need not say he did not mean his brother, but the jack-snipe. But just as the doctor had put his gun on full cock, Bob Lloyd laid his hand on his shoulder. "Is it a duck? " Richard asked. "Ay, faith," replied Bob. "The ice is broken on the pond, and he's coming about it." The wild duck flew round and round in a circle, and so low that the chances of a shot seemed not improbable. Bob Lloyd hurried to the corner of the field and stooped behind the fence. Richard and Mr. Lowe took up a position at some distance, and all three watched the wild duck with breathless excitement as it came nearer and nearer in each round of its flight. The doctor had his long gun to his shoulder at one time, and would have blazed away if Mr. Lowe had not stopped him. "Why don't you let me tumble him?" the doctor asked, in a whisper "I had him covered just when he was passing the sally- tree." "Don't you see," Mr. Lowe replied, "that that tree is fully three hundred yards from us?" The duck suddenly changed from its circular course, and shot slantwise like an arrow into the pond. This move took the sportsmen by surprise; but recovering themselves, all three hurried along the fence, with their heads on a level with their knees. On, on they crept till they reached the part of the fence nearest to the pond. There was the duck quietly swimming among the broken fragments of ice, but not within shot. "How are we to manage?" said the doctor. "We're at the end of our tether, Dick," replied Bob Lloyd. "I'll get over the ditch and take him by surprise," said the doctor. And suiting the action to the word he climbed over the fence, and walked quickly towards the pond. The wild duck seemed really taken by surprise, for it remained hid behind a fragment of ice till the doctor reached the brink of the pond. He stood panting for a few seconds, with his gun half raised to his shoulder, but the duck never stirred. He advanced a step or two on the ice, and was beginning to think that the duck had got off in some inexplicable manner, when a tremendous splash and clatter in the water made him start. The duck rose so close to him that his first impulse was to step back. In doing this his feet slipped from under him, and he came down with extraordinary celerity on the end of his spine. The shock caused a queer sensation in his throat, and, in fact, he was much in the same state as Mrs. Slattery when she implored Father Hannigan to inform her whether she was killed. "Why the blazes didn't he fire? "exclaimed Bob Lloyd. "And why doesn't he get up?" Mr. Lowe asked, as he stood on his toes and looked over the fence, "Faith, he's taking it easy," said Bob Lloyd. "Let us come down to him," "What's the matter, Dick? " he asked, on reaching the pond. In reply Doctor Richard Kearney informed his friends in quiet, matter-of-fact manner, and in the fewest and shortest words, that the part of his person upon which he had fallen was "broke," "Misfortunes never come alone, Dick," said Bob Lloyd Get up, and let us be at the jack again." "Yes, 'tis the pleasantest," replied the doctor. " Help me up. For, hang me if I'm quite sure whether I can stand." He found, however, that he had the use of his limbs; and then returned to the well in pursuit of the jack-snipe. But the jack-snipe was not to be found. In vain they tramped through the rushes, and along the drains and ditches, and everywhere that a snipe would be likely to he found. The invulnerable jack had disappeared from the scene altogether. "He's dead," said the doctor. "I knew I peppered him the last time." "But if he was dead," Mr. Lowe remarked, "wouldn't the dogs find him?" They took one more round through the rushes; and then, as if moved by a single impulse, the three sportsmen grounded arms. Bob Lloyd rested his elbow on the muzzle of his gun, and dropped his chin into the palm of his hand. "Bad luck to that duck," said Bob Lloyd solemnly. "We lost our day's shooting on account of it." "What is Hugh up to?" the doctor asked, pointing to his brother, who was standing on a little bridge on the bog road, and waving his handkerchief to them. "I think it is calling us he is," said Mr. Lowe. "Let's have another glass of grog," the doctor suggested. "Ay, faith," replied Mr. Lloyd. "Come over." They returned to the house; and after another application to the square bottle, retraced their steps to the bog road, where Hugh was waiting for them. "Ye had good sport it would seem," Hugh remarked, "Game must be plenty in Mr. Lloyd's preserves?" "Well, we didn't meet much," replied Mr. Lowe. "And we lost our day's shooting on account of that duck," said Richard, putting his hand under his coat-tails with a look suggestive of a disagreeable sensation. "If we cross over to the turf-ricks on the high bank," Hugh remarked, "we may get a shot or two at the plover coming into the bog. They are flying low." "I vote for going home," replied the doctor. "I have got enough of it for one day." "I dare say you will have a good appetite for your dinner." "Well, rather; but we had lunch at Bob's." "What do you say, Mr. Lowe?" Hugh asked. "Shall we cross the bog and try and add a few grey plover to our bag?" "Well, I confess, I'm inclined to vote with the doctor for home." "Home is the word," said the doctor. And on seem some country people approaching be managed to let the head and neck of his snipe hang out of his pocket, and, with the long gun on his shoulder, stepped out at a quick pace, looking as if he had done wonders during the day. CHAPTER XVI. AN UNINVITED VISITOR. GRACE had run to the window a dozen times in as many minutes, to see if the sportsmen were returning; and though Mary smiled at her impatience, she could not conceal from herself that she shared it in no small degree. "Here they are at last," Grace exclaimed, gleefully. Mary started from her chair, but sat down again quickly. She blushed, and was glad that no one had seen her. Grace ran to open the door; and there was a little affectation in Mary's manner as she said, while passing through the hall: "Grace, tell them dinner will be on the table in a few minutes." But, as if ashamed of this "acting," she turned back and met the young men on the door-steps. "I hope you enjoyed the shooting," she said to Mr. Lowe. "Oh, yes," he replied, devoutly hoping that her inquiries would extend no further. "Well, dinner will be ready immediately," said Mary. "And I need not remind you we are to have a few friends in the evening." "Who are they? " Richard asked. "I thought I told you. But I am glad to have an agreeable surprise for you. It is the Miss Hanlys." The doctor glanced at Bob Lloyd's unmentionables and dashed up the stairs like a man bent upon throwing himself out of a window. As Maurice Kearney took his place at the head of the table, his first question, as he looked at the edge of the carving knife, as a matter of course, was -- Did you shoot much?" "Only four or five brace, sir," replied Hugh. "Oh, only that much," Grace exclaimed, "after all the firing we heard, I thought at one time there was a brisk skirmish going on, if not a pitched battle." "Well, now," said Hugh, who sat next her, "how would you feel if there was really a pitched battle going on in the bog?" "Oh, I'd be delighted. The excitement must be so pleasant. " "And which side would you wish to win?" "The Irish of course. How I should like to bind up the wounds of some gallant young chief like Robert Emmet or Sir William Wallace." "That is the Sir William Wallace whose picture you have 'drawing the fatal sword' in the 'Scottish Chiefs'? "Yes; I mean some young chief like that who "Fought for the land his soul adored, For happy homes and altars free, His only talisman -- the Sword, His only spellword -- Liberty." "Mr. Lowe says you are a rebel," said Mary. "Oh, I don't know that," she replied, looking a little frightened. But observing that Mr. Lowe's smile indicated anything but displeasure, she added: "But I do admire a hero. And who is so great a hero as the patriot who fights and bleeds for the land of his birth?" "Will ye go to the bull-bait?" Maurice Kearney inquired. This question caused considerable surprise and some amusement. Mary, who knew her father's talent for such surprises, could not be sure whether the bull was hauled in after his usual manner of introducing subjects that had not the remotest connection with that under discussion, or whether Irish patriots, fighting for their country, suggested to him the baiting of a bull. "A bull-bait, sir?" said Hugh "Why, the practice has been entirely done away with for years." "'Tis to be before the end of the week; but the place is not decided on. Wat Murphy that told me. He was here for a cow I sold him last Sunday. I gave her to him too cheap." And Mr. Kearney rubbed his bald head, and seemed sorry too late for the bad bargain he had made with Wat Murphy. "I wonder he told us nothing about it," Richard remarked. "We saw him over at Bob Lloyd's." "Was that the butcher?" Mr. Lowe asked. "I remarked that he had a very well-bred bull-dog." "Are you an admirer of those interesting animals?" Hugh asked, with a slight shade of sarcasm in his tone. "Well, not exactly. But some of my English friends set great value on them. That white dog of the butcher's would, I fancy, fetch as high a price as the cow you sold him." "I gave her to him for thirteen pounds ten," said Mr. Kearney. "'Twas too cheap. Wat sold four pups for two pounds apiece last year." "But what do they want them for," Mary asked, "now that there is no bull-baiting? Surely it cannot be for their beauty they are kept. A more ill-favoured animal it would be impossible to imagine than that dog of Wat Murphy's, with his crooked legs and frightful grin. I am always quite uneasy when I see him about the place." "Don't you see he is always muzzled?" said her father. "That only makes him look the more ferocious," she replied. "'Tis a shame to have such dogs kept by any one. There was a poor beggar woman here the other day, who had her leg torn in a frightful manner by Pender's dog." "I heard papa say," said Grace, "that such accidents are becoming very frequent. He says many farmers keep ferocious dogs now. He called to see one poor child that was attacked by a dog, and though the dog was muzzled, papa feared the child would die." "So many robbers," said Mr. Kearney, "are now prowling about the country, people don't know what to do. But it isn't robbers Pender is afraid of, but bailiffs. He was here to-day looking for you," he added, turning to Mr. Lowe. "For me! Oh yes," he added, recollecting himself, "he is my uncle's agent." "His son," Mr. Kearney replied. "And as cantankerous a cub as ever the Lord put breath in. He drove up to the door with a double-barrel gun at each side of him, and four pistols stuck in his belt. You'd be talking of bull-dogs," he added, turning to Mary, "But where will you find an uglier bull-dog than Beresford Pender?" "Beresford!" exclaimed Mr. Lowe. "Is he a connection of that family?" "His father," replied Mr. Kearney seriously, "was a dog boy to the old marquis." This curious sort of connection with aristocracy made the young gentleman laugh. But Hugh, feeling that it was scarcely prudent on his father's part to talk in this way of the agent and his son in presence of the landlord's nephew, changed the subject by remarking -- "But you must not suppose from what my father has said about robbers prowling through the country, that theft is one of our national vices. On the contrary, the honesty of the people, under the circumstances, is most extraordinary." "I inferred as much," said Mr. Lowe, "from what the clergymen said the other day about stealing turf. It seems to me a very venial offence for a poor man to take a little turf in that way. And Mr. Hannigan alluded to no other acts of dishonesty." "He had a right to say something about the turnips," said Mr. Kearney. "Only for I got a cabin in every field and had a man minding them, they wouldn't leave me a turnip these two last years, whatever is coming over 'em. And there are gangs of blackguards from the towns, besides, that will take whatever they can lay hands on." "Unfortunately that is true," said Hugh. "Unprincipled characters go about plundering under cover of the general distress. But poor, honest people are driven to it, too, by necessity. When their houses are pulled down and they are forced to take refuge in the lanes of the next town, it is not surprising that many become dishonest. The man who would almost lie down and die of hunger in his own poor cabin, among his neighbours, rather than bring disgrace upon his family by turning thief, can easily be tempted when be finds himself in the midst of strangers in some wretched hole in the lanes or outskirts of the town." "I really believe what you say is true," said his mother. "Poor Molly Ryan was out here the other day, and it was heart- breaking to listen to her. Her two boys, that she 'reared honest,' as she said, got into bad company, and were in jail for attempting to break into Murphy's store. If they had not been turned out of their little place at the Cross roads, the boys, I am sure, would grow up honest and industrious, like their poor father, who was a very decent man, and very civil and obliging; he used to do many little things for us." The cloth had been removed during the foregoing conversation; and Maurice Kearney had just mixed his second tumbler, and pushed the decanter to Hugh as his wife concluded. Richard, after waiting impatiently for a minute or two, and seeing that his brother had no intention of applying to the decanter, reached across the table and quietly filled his own glass. Mr. Lowe, we may observe, drank sherry. "My goodness!" Grace exclaimed, in a whisper to Mary, "what can be the matter with Adonis? He has not opened his lips, except to imbibe whiskey-punch, the whole evening." "I really don't know," replied Mary. "His silence is positively miraculous," Grace continued. "particularly as Father M'Mahon is not present. And he has his dress-coat on. And," she added, opening her eyes with surprise as the doctor wheeled round his chair and stretched his legs towards the fire, "and his patent leather boots. I'm lost in amazement!" "Do you forget that the bewitching Kathleen is coming?" Grace frowned awfully; and got into a brown study immediately. "Are you jealous?" asked Mary, laughing. "What a dreadful coquette you must be. You had quite forgotten Adonis -- had only ears and eyes for Apollo -- and yet you are now up in arms against Kathleen." "Well, now, Mary don't talk so foolishly. Let us go to the drawing-room." Mr. Lowe opened the door for them, and they passed out, Grace looking almost too grand to acknowledge the civility by a slight inclination of the head. But before going to the drawing- room she went upstairs, and returned wearing a necklace and other adornments, bent, no doubt, upon shining down Kathleen Hanly. She first took up a book and, fixing herself in a becoming attitude, began to read. But her furtive glances towards the door led Mary to suspect that the book had not much interest for her. "What are you reading, Grace?" she asked; and Mary laughed on seeing her turn the book round to read the title on the back. "I guessed;" continued Mary, "that you were not quite absorbed in your studies." "You are bent upon teasing to-night. I suppose they will not favour us with their society till those ladies arrive." "Well, we shall not have long to wait," Mary replied; "for here they are." The sound of wheels on the gravel was quickly followed by a knock -- an unusually loud and long knock, Mary thought -- at the hall-door. The door was opened by Hugh before his sister reached the hall, and Miss Rose Hanly was explaining in a hurried and excited manner that they had brought Miss Lloyd with them. "She came out from town with mamma in the evening," said Miss Rose; "and, when she found we were coming to tea, she said she would come with us; as her brother, Robert, she said, knew you all very well." This was evidently a matter of tremendous importance in Miss Hanly's eyes; and, though Hugh took it coolly enough, Mary seemed considerably surprised. But before anything further could he said, the lady in question, accompanied by Kathleen, made her appearance. Mary welcomed all her visitors, and conducted them to her own room. CHAPTER XVII. LORY. WHEN Hugh was closing the door, he felt some slight resistance offered from the outside; but on looking out he could see nothing, the night was so intensely dark. On attempting to close the door a second time, the same gentle pressure Prevented him. "Who's there?" he asked. There was no reply: but a rather tall young lad advanced a step or two into the hall, and looked wildly about him. He was slight and somewhat raw-boned, and being at that moment almost blue with the cold, he presented the appearance of anything but a handsome youth. Hugh waited, expecting him to speak; and he waited, expecting Hugh would speak. And so they continued to stare at each other for a couple of minutes. "I came with my sisters," said the young lad, at last, in a voice so unexpectedly deep and loud that it made Hugh start. "Oh, Mr. Hanly," said Hugh, "I had quite forgotten you." "No wonder for you," was the reply in the same voice, and with the same wild opening of the eyes. "I had a petticoat on me the last time you saw me. Huh huh!" He laughed a deep, hollow laugh, in which Hugh joined -- not because the laugh was at all infectious, but because the allusion to the petticoat, in which his young neighbour had been kept far beyond the usual age, called up the very remarkable figure which a year or two before he occasionally saw starting from some grove or hedge, or mounted upon a gate pier, or paling, and looking, he used to think, like a young Indian in an early stage of the process of civilization. "Come in. This is young Mr. Hanly," he added, on entering the parlour. Young Mr. Hanly pulled off his cap, and looked round him as if he intended to bolt immediately, if he could only find an opening anywhere. Everyone looked at young Mr. Hanly except the doctor, who was so absorbed in his own reflections, or in the shine of his boots, as to seem unconscious of what was passing. "Good-night, Richard," said the new arrival. And the deep bass of his voice made them all start. "Oh, Lory!" Richard exclaimed, extending his hand to him. "How on earth did you manage to grow, so fast? " "You're a head over me yet," replied Lory. "Have a glass of punch?" said Mr. Kearney. Lory made no reply; but the expression of his face as he drew a chair to the table was more eloquent than words. He cast a look towards the door as if apprehending opposition from that quarter, and commenced operations in a rather hurried manner. Mr. Kearney, who had again introduced the bull-bait, was proceeding to give them some particulars he had learned from Wat Murphy, when Lory produced another sensation by the simple remark -- "I know all about that." Lory gulped down a mouthful of his punch, which was so hot that it brought the tears to his eyes, and hastily pushed his tumbler towards Mr. Lowe, a proceeding which rather astonished that gentleman, who seemed to think that Mr. Hanly intended to share the beverage with him. But after looking towards the door, and finding that his sister, whose voice he had just heard in the hall, was not coming into the parlour, Lory took possession of his tumbler again, and looked at Mr. Lowe as if, on the whole, he rather thought himself in clover. "How is your father? " Mr. Kearney asked, "I couldn't tell you that," replied Lory. "He's in Dublin." Mr. Hanly the elder was an attorney; but the nature and extent of his professional business, was something of a mystery to his neighbours. He made periodical visits to the metropolis, during which he was in a manner lost to his family and friends in the country. Some inquisitive people attempted from time to time to find out his whereabouts in Dublin, but except that he was once seen dining at a tavern in the neighbourhood of Ormond Quay, these attempts invariably proved unsuccessful. Attorney Hanly came and went like the swallows -- or rather the swifts -- that took periodical possession of the crevices in the old castle near his house, and no one was the wiser of where he had been, save in a general way; for a letter to him, addressed "General Post Office, Dublin," usually reached his hands -- when it suited him. He rented a not very large farm within a mile of Knocknagow, upon which he had built a handsome house, where his family always lived genteelly, though somewhat economically. Attorney Hanly was eccentric, and supposed to be rich -- probably because he was eccentric. Come, let us have a few songs from the ladies," said Mr. Kearney. "That's Miss Hanly rattling at the piano, I think." The gentlemen followed him to the drawing-room, except the doctor, who sat with folded arms at the fire, and Lory, who waited to finish his punch. "What's that I heard Rose and Kathleen talking about? Lory asked. "I couldn't get it out of them, they laughed so much. Something about you and the bog?" "Shut up, Lory," the doctor exclaimed, starting to his feet and filling out a glass of wine, which he swallowed with look of distraction. "Come," said he, after arranging his shirt-collar at the looking-glass, "finish that and let us go to them." "Faith, I'd rather stay where I am," said Lory, looking at the decanters. "On my honour, my dear fellow," replied the doctor, "you are not at all singular in that way of thinking. Rose and Kathleen are here?" "Yes, and Miss Lloyd." "Whew!" the doctor whistled and walked up and down the room. "What the devil brought her?" "Faith, I don't know. They were all surprised when she came out with my mother on the mail-car, and walked from the cross." "I think I understand it," said the doctor. And it was some consolation to him to reflect that Miss Lloyd's thoughts were so concentrated upon Sir Garrett Butler's nephew, that she probably had given no attention to his humble self and the misadventure of the morning. The doctor stood irresolutely at the drawing-room door, till he heard his father say: "Come, Grace, give us 'Who Fears to Speak of 'Ninety- Eight?'" And under cover of the song the doctor advanced and shook hands in silence with Miss Lloyd and the two Miss Hanlys. Grace sang with spirit, and received the compliments of the company with becoming dignity. She could not, how ever, conceal her delight when Mr. Lowe came to read the words of the song, and ask her who was its author. "I heard papa say," she replied, "that it was written by one of the scholars of Trinity College. All those songs appeared originally in the Nation. The airs are nearly all old Irish airs; but the music of that song is original." Mr. Lowe turned to other songs in the book, and it was with no small share of pride she told him that the writers of some of them were "friends of her papa's." "I should like to hear you sing this one," said he, pointing to a song, a stanza of which he had read. "Oh, yes; that is one of Davis's. He was a true poet. At first I did not admire his poetry so much. But I do now. 'Tis so full of heart. He was an irreparable loss to the country," she added solemnly. "As a poet?" Mr. Lowe asked. "Well, yes; but more as a patriot. You can have no idea of how much he was beloved. I saw Mr. D -- , who, papa says, is a man of powerful intellect, burst into tears one evening at our house, when speaking of Davis. And O'Connell, when alluding to him after hearing of his death, said, 'I can write no more -- my tears blind me.'" Mr. Lowe looked at her with surprise. "Yes," she continued, as if replying to his look; "these are O'Connell's words." But it was at herself he was wondering; and Hugh and Mary, who sat near the piano, exchanged looks and seemed to enjoy his astonishment. Miss Lloyd, however, was both astonished and chagrined to find that Mr. Lowe could feel interest in the prattle of a mere child. "I'm ashamed to acknowledge," said Mr. Lowe, still addressing himself to the little lady perched upon the stool, "that I know almost nothing about Mr. Davis. He was, I understand, a young barrister whose name seldom figured in the newspapers. But from what you tell me I must believe he was no common man." "Papa says," she rejoined, "that his influence on the mind of the country will be felt for ever. And, young as he died, his wish was granted." "What was his wish? " "His wish was -- 'Be my epitaph writ on my country's mind -- He served his country and loved his kind!'" Mr. Lowe again looked at her with surprise. But when Mary glanced at her brother this time, her glance was not returned. She saw his broad chest heave; and a strange light, half fire, half softness, swam in his dark eyes. Mary shook her head as she thought to herself how little they understood him who thought him cold and unsusceptible. Behind that "down look," for which Hugh Kearney got credit, there was, she was sure, a heart and a soul of no common tenderness and enthusiasm. Miss Lloyd looked from one to the other of the group in amazement. She really could not understand what it all meant; but there were many things which Miss Lloyd could not understand. And besides, Miss Lloyd liked nothing half so well as the music of her own voice, which we must admit was musical; so much so that it took many persons a considerable time to discover that what seemed so pleasant had nothing in it. But she had a trick of talking to one person and at another; which was very trying to the latter -- as Mr. Henry Lowe was destined to learn to his cost. CHAPTER XVIII. MISS LLOYD'S FOIBLES. As we have said so much of Miss Lloyd, we shall glance at one or two more of her peculiarities. The facility with which Miss Lloyd fell in love with every eligible young man -- and occasionally with an eligible old one -- that came in her way, was something marvellous, and a source of great anxiety to her family and friends. Her being still in the land of the living was a matter of daily wonderment to her sympathizing sisters -- " poor Henrietta" was so often on the point of dying of a broken heart. The defection of a young ensign of nineteen produced such an effect upon her, that she spent twenty-four hours "from one fainting fit into another" -- we quote the words of her own mother; and she was known to have taken to her bed for three weeks because of the heartlessness of a widower of sixty-five who had been particular in his attentions on the occasion of his grand- daughter's marriage, Miss Lloyd being one of the bridesmaids. But Miss Henrietta Lloyd's strong point was curiosity -- an all- absorbing inquisitiveness about other people and their affairs. The passion -- for with her it amounted to a passion -- bore down everything before it. All sense of propriety, all fear of consequences vanished like dew, in the intense heat of her desire to know what her neighbours were about. Listening at windows, dropping in uninvited at unseasonable times, stopping servants in the streets, and catechising butchers' boys, were everyday occurrences with Miss Lloyd. She had been known to rush across the street at eleven at night, and knock at Doctor Cusack's door, merely because her maid had remarked that a car had stopped there from which a man with a travelling bag had alighted. The doctor -- thinking it was his assistant, whom he had sent with two bread pills to the parson's mother-in-law, who had taken suddenly ill -- opened the door; and Miss Lloyd found herself face to face with an elderly gentleman in his night shirt, and was greeted at the same moment with a cheer from three young gentlemen of the Rev. Mr. Labart's academy, who had been making a night of it at the hotel before resuming their studies after vacation. Miss Lloyd would slip into the kitchen for a confab with the cook during the progress of a dinner-party upstairs, her not being invited to which was meant as a deliberate slight. And we blush to say that even the apartments of single young men had no terrors for Miss Lloyd when her inquisitiveness was aroused, and could only be gratified by bearding the bachelor in his hall. Yet, strange to say, the lady's fair fame never suffered from these peccadilloes. Her immunity in this respect, however, was partly owing to the fact that she belonged to that class of fair ones into whose "lug" the Scottish poet begged leave to whisper -- "Ye're aiblins nae temptation," and partly because she was a very rhinoceros to those shafts which usually wound so deeply, but which are so seldom discharged except when they can wound. From these glimpses of Miss Lloyd's character the reader must have anticipated that two of her foibles combined to bring her this evening to Ballinaclash. She had been on thorns during the week to get a look at Mr. Lowe; and when Mrs. Hanly met her in the main street of Kilthubber, and casually remarked that her girls were going to tea to Mr. Kearney's in the evening, Miss Lloyd eagerly offered to accompany her home: This Mrs. Hanly really looked upon as an honour, and thought it a most unfortunate circumstance that she had come to town on the public car and was to return by the same conveyance. The girls," she remarked, "were returning one or two visits in the morning, and I thought it would be too late to wait for the carriage. So I took a seat on the mail car." "Oh, no matter, my dear Mrs. Hanly," returned Miss Lloyd, "it will be quite pleasant. I know the driver of the mail car very well. That was Mr. Labart's new servant from Dublin that was on the car with you. I have not seen her yet; but I'm told she has excellent discharges from her two last places. So, my dear Mrs. Hanly, come up and I'll be ready in a minute." Mrs. Hanly, in the innocence of her heart, thought it would be necessary to send an apology to Miss Kearney; as, of course, her daughters could not think of leaving so distinguished a visitor as Miss Lloyd alone with herself during the evening. But Miss Lloyd at once removed that difficulty by announcing her intention of going with them. "To be sure," said she, "I'm not personally acquainted with them, but that makes no difference. I know their brother, the doctor, who is a great friend of Robert's: but I believe he is in Dublin." "Oh, he is at home," replied Rose Hanly. "We passed him a few hours ago in the bog. I wish you saw him." And Rose glanced at her sister, who, so far from joining in the laugh, looked quite huffed that her admirer should be made sport of in such a manner. "He is an elegant young man," Miss Lloyd observed, gravely; "and waltzes admirably. He was at the last race ball. I'll be delighted to meet him." Miss Lloyd was fastening a bracelet on her wrist in a nervous, fidgety manner, and had several pins in her mouth while she was speaking. "Oh, I am most unfortunate," she exclaimed, tumbling various small articles out of her bag on the floor. " I fear I have lost my charms." "'Pon my word, Miss Lloyd, that is a misfortune; and one that few would suspect you in danger of -- "'Vacuus cantat coram latrone viator.'" The young lady started, and with a terrified look towards the door, whence the sound proceeded, ran for protection to Kathleen, and grasped her convulsively by the arm. "Why do you come up here, sir? What business have you in our room?" exclaimed Rose, quite in a shrewish tone. "To tell you that the car is at the door, and not to keep the pony standing in the cold." "Oh!" gasped Miss Lloyd, with her hand pressed against her left side, "what a dreadful voice he has!" "I'm always at him about it," said Rose, "but I can get no good of him. And somehow you never know he's there till he speaks. He startles ourselves now as much as anybody else, as he has been at school for two years without coming home. But he's very clever," she added, evidently proud of the fact. "He took first prizes in classics. I believe that's Greek he's after talking now." "Oh, I hope he won't talk any more Greek to me," said Miss Lloyd, drawing a long breath. "A few more such shocks would knock me up completely." "You'll get used to it," said Rose. "In fact, it wouldn't be half so bad if you were prepared for it. But let us hurry, and not leave the poor pony to be frozen to death." "I can't get any good of it," said Miss Lloyd despairingly. One side of her hair was so obstinately in curl that she couldn't brush it out, and the other side was so hopelessly out of curl that she couldn't twist it in. With Kathleen's assistance, however, she fixed it somehow, and on hearing Lory rushing up the stairs again, they hurried out of the room. "We're ready," exclaimed Rose, putting her hand on her brother's mouth, to save Miss Lloyd's nerves from another shock. And now we find the last-mentioned lady with her elbow resting upon Mary Kearney's piano, and feeling her hair with the tips of her fingers, for the double purpose of displaying her bracelet to the best advantage, and satisfying herself as to how the refractory curl was behaving itself. She was losing all patience at seeing Mr. Lowe throwing away so much of his time talking to "that pert little thing," while she, Henrietta Lloyd, was there for the express purpose of talking to him. But when Rose Hanly was asked to sing, and Grace made way for her, Miss Lloyd could no longer conceal her ineffable disgust. "Oh, really," she exclaimed, "ye are all musically mad." To her great relief, however, the tea-tray appeared just as the song had concluded. And her good humour was quite restored when she saw they were to have tea sitting sociably round the table. Miss Lloyd shone with peculiar brilliancy at the tea table; and she now hastened to take up a position from which she could direct her fire on Mr. Lowe through Mrs. Kearney. "Where do you get your tea, Mrs. Kearney? " she began. "We get ours at Phelin's," she continued, without waiting for a reply. "Mr. Hemphill recommended us to get it there." Poor Mr. Lowe was already beginning to feel quite uncomfortable, for the lady never turned her eyes from his face for a moment. "What strange things people will say, Mrs. Kearney?" Mr. Lowe looked at her inquiringly, for, from the direct stare with which she regarded him, he expected she was about accusing him of saying strange things. To his great relief, however, she continued: "It was said in Phelin's shop that we had no fortunes." Mr. Lowe sought relief in the bottom of his tea-cup, but failed to find it, for he felt the eyes were upon him. "But, Mrs. Kearney, you may tell any one that asks that we have fortunes. I have two thousand, and my sisters a thousand each." Mr. Lowe tried balancing his spoon on his finger, but the relief it afforded was only partial and temporary. "Mr. Hemphill's son is after coming home. I have not seen him yet; but I'm told he is an elegant young man." Look sharp, Mr. Lowe! Make your hay while the sun shines! He meditated bolting from the room, but felt as if be couldn't -- as if she "held him with her glittering eye," like the Ancient Mariner. "And Robert tells me," continued Miss Lloyd, "that Mr. Hemphill is extremely intellectual." The idea that Bob Lloyd had ever used such a phrase as "extremely intellectual" was so good a joke that both Hugh and Richard found it difficult to refrain from laughing. But it must not be suspected that Miss Lloyd was drawing upon her imagination. She merely had recourse to a euphemism, which was her practice when quoting her brother's observations. In this instance Bob did say, in reply to a question of hers, that young Hemphill was a "bloody clever fellow," and this expression Miss Lloyd merely translated into "extremely intellectual." "I know his brother," said Lory, from the opposite end of the table. Miss Lloyd was in the act of putting her cup to her lips, and staring at Mr. Lowe over the brim, when Lory's remark, innocent as it may seem in print, knocked the cup out of her hand as effectually as if he had flung a projectile at it with unerring aim. The shock was felt more or less by all present; but when they saw Miss Lloyd with her hand in the same position as when the cup flew from it, apparently unable to move, and staring at Lory as if he had knocked the wits out of her too, a laugh that could not be suppressed went round the table. And when the nervous lady at length leant back in her chair and said faintly, "That boy is dreadful," Mr. Lowe blessed Lory in his heart for drawing her eyes upon himself. Mrs. Kearney took the broken tea-cup in her hand; and the good woman was inconsolable. She had not even the melancholy consolation of telling how her uncle Dan admired the pattern of this particular set; for Richard suggested a dance at the moment, which caused a general movement among the company, and Mrs. Kearney gently laid the broken cup on the tray with a sigh. CHAPTER XIX. WILL SIR GARRETT RENEW THE LEASE? GRACE was taking her place at the piano, when Mary whispered to her that she herself would play for the dancers -- an arrangement which Grace liked very well. But she looked quite offended when she saw that Mr. Lowe and the doctor had already engaged the two Miss Hanlys; and Hugh was compelled by the exigencies of the case to offer his arm to the formidable Miss Lloyd. "Stand up, sir," said Rose Hanly to her brother. And Lory and Grace completed the set. "Are you long here?" Lory asked. "Some weeks," she replied, after involuntarily moving half- a-yard away from him. "Will you stay much longer? "I can't say." "Come with me," said Lory confidentially, "and I'll show you places you never saw before." She stared at him with unfeigned astonishment. "I'll show you a cave," he continued, "that very few know about." "Oh!" was her only reply. And the idea of a cave, taken in connection with her partner's voice, gave her a vague sort of impression that he lived under ground, and only visited his friends during the holidays. She looked at him more curiously than she had yet done, and thought his costume rather strengthened this notion. His coat, for instance, was evidently made for him when he was about half his present size. It was much too narrow in the shoulders; the sleeves did not reach far below the elbows; the buttons behind were half-way up his back; and the skirts fell considerably short of the extremity of the spine. On the other hand, his trousers, of grey cotton tweed, was distressingly new and shiny, and very much too large; the tailor, warned no doubt by the example of the coat, seeming to have left him "ample room and verge enough" to expand into a colossus, if he were so minded -- particularly about that portion of his person which the coat-skirts seemed to be straining every thread to cover, but only partially succeeded. So that Grace fancied she saw in her partner the upper half of a small boy joined to the lower half of a stout man. She was soon struck by another peculiarity, which both surprised and distressed her. When it came near their turn to begin the figure, Lory's legs began bending and straightening at the knees. With his neck stretched forward, and staring wildly at the opposite wall, he worked up and down spasmodically to the time of the music. Grace thought at first that the soles of his boots had, by some unaccountable means, been glued to the floor, and that he was exciting all his strength to get them free. In fact, it seemed absolutely necessary that Lory should pump himself for a minute or two before he could set off. And this getting up of steam was more frequent than usual in consequence of Hugh's ignorance of quadrilles -- and Miss Lloyd was not the sort of partner to set him right. The doctor, who was opposite to his brother and Miss Lloyd, was greatly annoyed by these blunders; and as he seldom thought of consulting other people's wishes when his own were to be gratified, he coolly took Grace by the hand and transferred her to Hugh, handing back Miss Lloyd to Lory, who, by merely asking "did she like quadrilles?" almost precipitated her into Maurice Kearney's lap. This exchange of partners so bewildered Miss Lloyd, that the dance was over before she could fully realize her position. Grace hung upon Hugh's arm, glad to escape from her late partner; and her quick eye did not fail to observe that the exchange was very welcome to Hugh too. He drew her out about Davis and other kindred subjects; but she never lost sight of the business in hand, and piloted him SO deftly that there were no more mistakes till the dance was concluded. "Wonders will never cease," said she to Mary, as she fanned herself with her handkerchief. "Fionn Macool can make himself agreeable." "It would be strange if he could not," Mary replied, with a thoughtful smile. The evening passed very pleasantly. Everyone who could sing, did sing -- including Maurice Kearney himself, who gave them the "Cruiskeen Lawn," in excellent style. Other dances followed the first; and a polka with Sir Garrett Butler's nephew made even Miss Lloyd supremely happy. When they reached home, the Miss Hanlys and their visitor -- according to universal custom -- discussed the merits of the people with whom they had spent the evening. Kathleen was outspoken in praise of the doctor; and Miss Lloyd agreed in all she said in his praise. And Kathleen as fully shared Miss Lloyd's ecstasies on the subject of Mr. Lowe. "Even if you separate his features," said Miss Lloyd, "he is a singularly handsome man. And what lovely hair he has!" "Yes," replied Kathleen, "his hair is very nice." "And," exclaimed Miss Lloyd, clasping her hands together and turning up her eyes fervently, "did you ever see such feet with mortal?" "Ye may talk," said Rose, who leant on the table with her hand pressed against her forehead, as if she were suffering from headache -- "ye may talk, but I'd rather have one honest smile from Hugh Kearney than all the blandishments of your elegant young man." 'Pon my word," replied Kathleen, opening her eyes very wide, "whatever may be thought of your taste, I cannot help admiring your candour." "Yes, I am candid," Rose rejoined, rather crossly; "and that's more than other people are." The bewitching Kathleen got very red, and an angry look flashed from her eyes; but she only stooped down, and, snatching up her lap-dog from the hearth-rug, began to fondle it assiduously. "It really surprises me," said Miss Lloyd, "how some ladies will openly express their preferences for young men." "I always do," retorted Rose. "Don't you?" "Well, Miss Hanly, I never forget that I am a gentlewoman." And Miss Lloyd laid great stress on the word gentlewoman; which was not very ladylike, however gentlewomanly, seeing that she meant to remind her friends that their claims to gentility -- in her sense of the word -- were not quite as strong as her own. "Well," rejoined Rose, who did not want pluck. "I can't boast of much of your acquaintance. But from all I have heard of you, I am under the impression that you are in the habit of coming out pretty strong with regard to your preferences for young men -- and old ones too," added Rose -- we fear in allusion to the widower. Miss Lloyd turned away in disdain, and resumed her conversation with Kathleen, who became quite tender and sentimental about "Poor Richard," as she affectionately called the doctor. And Miss Lloyd certainly did not practise what she preached , for she did come out very strong indeed in praise of Mr. Lowe. The next day, when her sisters inquired how she liked her new acquaintance, Miss Lloyd put her handkerchief to her eyes, and bursting into a flood of tears, declared that she was "as fond of him as she was of her life." Before going to bed, Maurice Kearney insisted upon having a comfortable glass by the fire with his guest. "Pender is to come again to see you to-morrow," said he. "He had a letter from your uncle." "Indeed! "exclaimed the young gentleman, looking rather blank. It flashed upon him that he had already spent -- he could not, at the moment, remember how many days -- on his uncle's Tipperary estate, and knew as much about it as the man in the moon. "I wonder," continued Maurice Kearney, "did he say anything about the lease?" "I really cannot imagine," replied his guest, absently. And, at that moment, Mr. Lowe could imagine nothing except that Mary Kearney was the most angelic being in creation. "Times are changed," added the host, thoughtfully. "I expect he will allow me for the drainage. I wish he'd come to see the place himself. I could show him forty acres of nice land where I found him the day he sprained his knee, with his horse sunk up to the girths in a shaky bog. I lost a hatful of money by it." "You lost more than the fee-simple is worth," said Hugh. "I don't know how much I lost by it," replied his father, rubbing his head uneasily; "but when I began, I didn't like to stop and throw the men out of employment." "I can tell you what you lost by it," said Hugh. "Poor Mr. Butler," Mrs. Kearney observed, "suffered a great deal from that accident. We had him here for six weeks. But he was as gentle as a child, and when he began to get ease from the pain he desired me to write for my Uncle Dan; and sure so I did, and he brought his violin, and Mr. Butler sent for his flute; and 'twas beautiful to listen to them. 'Twas the year after he was shipwrecked coming from abroad. And when the poor dear gentleman went away, the house was quite lonesome after him. Richard was born in the month of March after. And sure, I suppose," added Mrs. Kearney, contemplatively, "that's the reason he has such a taste for music." Hugh had left the room unobserved, and now appeared with his ledger, and, laying it on the table, he began turning over the leaves. "For God's sake shut that book -- I hate the sight of it," exclaimed his father, with a gesture of impatience. "I thought you wanted to know what the drainage cost," said Hugh. "I don't want to know it. What good would it do me to know it? And sure a man couldn't do anything if he was to keep an account of every penny that way." Hugh smiled, and put the obnoxious book out of sight. "Good night, Mr. Lowe!" exclaimed Maurice Kearney, jumping suddenly from his chair in quite a lively manner. "I'm going to the fair to-morrow, and must be half-way to C -- before daybreak." "Ah, then," said his wife, "will you try and get a match for that cup Miss Lloyd broke? And I'm afraid you can't. I wouldn't wish it for anything." I will -- I will," he replied. "Tell Norry to give it to Tom Maher, and let him remind me of it." "I'm surprised she should be so awkward," continued Mrs. Kearney, returning to her grievance. "But it was all that young Hanly's fault. I declare he frightened the life out of me." Mrs. Kearney remained buried in thought for a minute, and then added, solemnly: "Don't be talking; but he has a terrible throat!" This allusion to Lory elicited so loud a laugh from Hugh, that the doctor, who had been asleep in an arm-chair, started up and rubbed his eyes. "There's eleven striking, Richard," said his mother, "and you are tired, and ought to go to bed." "It is time for us all to go," Hugh remarked. And he and Mr. Lowe and the doctor retired each to his own room. But Hugh hurried on before the doctor, and thrust the second-hand clarionet under the bed, lest the idea of the fair Kathleen operating upon that taste for music which his mother had so satisfactorily accounted for, should interfere with the slumbers of the household. 'And the clarionet not being in the doctor's way, every soul under Maurice Kearney's roof was resting in peace and quietness when the clock struck twelve. CHAPTER XX. MR. LOWE GETS A LETTER OF WARNING. NEXT day, as the doctor was proposing another walk to the Castle, Barney Brodherick was seen cantering from the avenue gate, mounted upon the little black donkey, Bobby, which he regarded as his own peculiar property. "Let us wait," said Hugh, "he may have some letters." Barney rode up to the window, and handed in the letters and newspapers he had brought from the crossroads, where, as usual, he had met the mail-car. There was a letter for Mr. Lowe. "I think," Hugh suggested, as he tore off the cover of a newspaper, "you had better read your letter before going out. You may want to reply to it." The letter was from Mr. Lowe's mother, and as the contents may help us on with our story, we give a few extracts: "I am very uneasy, my dearest Henry," the lady began, "since I have received a letter from young Mr. Pender, in which he speaks of the dreadful state of the country in that locality. He has been fired at three times during the last fortnight, and would have captured one of the assassins on the last occasion only that his horse took fright and ran away with him. The horse, unfortunately, was a borrowed one, and not accustomed to stand fire. But if he had had his own horse, there can scarcely be a doubt but that he would have made prisoners of at least two of the gang. He could not use his pistols, they set upon him so suddenly, but he felled one of the miscreants to the earth, and the other two took to flight after discharging their blunderbusses at him, but fortunately without effect, except that a slug from one of them lodged in his nose. It has been extracted, and the doctors do not think the wound dangerous. But why do I go on telling you those things when, of course, you know all the particulars of the dreadful affair. He is a very brave young man, but generous to a fault. He begs me not to tell Sir Garrett, lest he should eject all the tenants from the townland where this shocking outrage occurred. For the same reason he has only given a very guarded account of it to the local papers. But of course the whole truth must come out at the trial, when the assassins are arrested, which I think they will be, as Mr. Pender has described them minutely to the police. He thinks it a duty he owes to society to prosecute them to conviction . . . . Oh, my dear Henry, I have quite changed my mind about the agency. Bad as India is, it is not so bad as a place where such dreadful occurrences could take place in the middle of the noon- day -- or what is all the same, for it was not long after sunset in the evening. I will never consent to your exposing your life in such a manner . . . "Mr. P. speaks of other things which I do not like to allude to in this letter. What sort of people are the Kearneys? I mean the younger members of the family. The old man seems good-natured and harmless, and your uncle thinks highly of his wife, at whose hands he says he experienced much kindness long ago; but then he was always so unsuspicious and unworldly, he is apt to view things in the most favourable light. Have you noticed anything peculiar about his eldest son? My dearest Henry, be careful . . . . I understand his daughter is good-looking and has got some education. Well, I know something of the world, and, take my word for it, girls of this kind, particularly when they are educated above their rank, are the most designing creatures in existence. Your poor uncle should be a warning to you. But I ought to beg your pardon for supposing you so simple as to require any warning Your cousin has not yet returned -- I trust you have written to her from the country. I have discovered that there is nothing she admires so much as daring. So, if you want to interest her, give her an account of the perils by which you are surrounded. She is most anxious that her father should settle in that part of the country; and as he humours her in everything, it will not surprise me if he gets possession of Woodlands again, after old Mr. Somerfield's death, as his is the last life in the lease. You ought to call and see if the place is in good repair. It was a lovely place when I was a girl, and it was there that I spent the happiest days of my life. And if those outrages could be put down -- a Coercion Act is talked of -- it would be a great pleasure to me to revisit the scenes of my youth. Let me know if Mrs. Lloyd, of Mount Tempe, be alive." The young gentleman was considerably bewildered by this production. He did not know what to think of it. He seldom gave himself the trouble of thinking about anything. But the allusion to his host's daughter made his cheek flush; and between Mr. Beresford Pender's nose and Mary Kearney's eyes, things were becoming mixed in the mind of Mr. Henry Lowe. "Unpleasant news," said Grace in a whisper to Mary. "What is it?" Mary asked, looking at her anxiously. "I'm sure I can't tell you; but look at him." "Oh, is it Mr. Lowe you mean? Well, I can see nothing unusual in his look." "Well," Hugh asked, "does your letter require an immediate answer? "No, no," he replied with affected carelessness. "'Tis from my mother; and she wants to know," he added, glancing through the letter to hide his embarrassment, "if Mrs. -- Mrs. Lloyd, of Mount Temple, is alive." "It is Mount Tempe," said Mary, "She is mother of the lady you saw here last night." "I ought to have remembered; we were at Mount Tempe yesterday." "And did you meet Mr. Lloyd?" "Yes, we spent some time with him, and he joined us at the snipe shooting." "Oh, I said you must have been reinforced," said Grace, the volleys increased so much towards evening." He was a little afraid of Grace's ridicule, and thought it wise to turn the conversation from the shooting as quickly as possible. "My mother also wants to know," he observed, again glancing at the letter, "whether Woodlands is kept in good repair, and she says something about old Mr. Somerfield." "The old fellow is alive," said Hugh, "and wonderfully strong and active for his age. He cannot be far short of ninety, and yet he is never missed from the hunt." "And how does he keep the place? I mean the house and grounds." "Oh! in excellent order -- nothing could be better. In fact, he has expended a large sum of money on improvements." "Does he not pay a considerable rent for it?" "Well, my father could tell you all about it. Your late uncle was, I think, in want of money, and set the place to Somerfield. I suspect the rent cannot be very high, as I heard my father say there was a large fine given." "By the way," said Mr. Lowe, somewhat hesitatingly, "have there been any outrages of a remarkable character lately in this neighbourhood? I find some allusion to some thing of the kind in this letter." "No," replied Hugh, "there has been nothing of the kind about here. But I find a paragraph in this paper referring to a threatening notice which was found nailed to a door seven or eight miles from here." "No one has been fired at?" "Not that I know of. There is an unusually large number of ejectments served this year; and when that is the case, rumours of outrages are always flying about." "Are any of my uncle's tenants served with ejectments?" "Yes," Hugh replied, gravely, "two very honest and industrious men. I believe they owe some arrears. There is a good deal of anxiety among the other tenants. But," he added, as if he wished to change the subject, "I don't know all the particulars. Perhaps it would be well if you inquired into them. Indeed, I think, the landlord ought to come and see for himself how things are going on here." "I believe he places great confidence in the agent," said Mr. Lowe. "It would appear so," Hugh replied. "But as he has come to Ireland, it might be no harm for him to see personally how his estate is managed. Things have gone on smoothly enough up to this; but since the leases given by Sir Thomas have begun to drop, there is considerable uneasiness. My father will tell you that before now leases were renewed as a matter of course: but latterly there is a remarkable reluctance on the part of landlords to give leases, and your uncle's tenants are uneasy lest he should follow the example set by others in this respect." "I don't know much about the matter," said Mr. Lowe; "but I should think it very unlikely that my uncle would act unjustly towards any one." "That's just what I say," replied Hugh; "and that is why I'd like to see him using his own eyes." "I should say this is Mr. Pender," said Mr. Lowe, who sat near the window. "At least he answers in some respects to Mr. Kearney's description of him last night. He has a gun on each side of him. Yes," he added, as the person in question alighted from his gig, "and pistols in his belt." "It is he," replied Hugh, coming to the window. Mr. Beresford Pender, observing that the gentleman he wanted to see had a full view of him from the window, took off his belt and handed it, with the pistols in it, to his servant. Then walking to the hall door, he knocked loudly. "Is Mr. Lowe within?" Mr. Pender asked in a mighty voice that seemed to come up from his chest. "I'll see, sir," said the servant. Mr. Pender faced round, and with folded arms glared up at the tall trees on either side of the cottage, and then looked scowlingly at the top of the mountain in front. "This is a nice place Kearney has here," muttered Mr. Beresford Pender to himself. "A nice thing it is to see fellows of this kind in a place like this, and gentlemen in thatched houses without as much as a tree to shelter them. He has a good deal of planting done here. Nice work for farmers. By -- ," exclaimed Mr. Pender, swearing almost loud enough to be heard within, "if I had to deal with them they'd have something else to mind besides plantations." "Yes, sir," said the servant girl, opening the drawing-room door; and Mr. Pender strode in, glancing round him with a look in which sheepishness and something like timidity were curiously blended. In fact, Mr. Pender looked as if he thought it possible that he might be kicked out. But finding there was no one in the room, he got up his fierce look, and brought it to bear on the mountain- top again. Mr. Lowe came in, and, as he closed the door behind him, the runaway look came back into Mr. Pender's eyes. Reassured, however, by the polite bow of the gentleman, Mr. Pender said: "I called to see you because I wanted to spake to you." "Yes," replied Mr. Lowe. "I was told you called yesterday." "I suppose you know my father is agent over the property for the last thirty years?" said Mr. Pender. "I'm aware he is the agent, and I intended calling on him, but have put it off from day to day." Mr. Beresford Pender commenced patting the bridge of his nose with his fingers, and Mr. Lowe observed that there was a bit of sticking-plaster adhering to the organ, which, we may remark, was of the flexible order, as if nature in tended it to be tweaked; or it may be that it was tweaking made it flexible. "Do you think," he asked, dropping his big voice to a sepulchral whisper, "that you are safe here?" "Why? What danger do you suppose I have, to apprehend?" "I don't like to say much," said Mr. Beresford Pender. "But, as a friend, I came to see you." There was something so mysterious in his look, that, between it and the sepulchral whisper, Mr. Lowe began to feel impressed with the notion that Mr. Beresford Pender was a person of consequence. "You'll see my father," continued Mr. Pender, resuming his big voice, which still further impressed Mr. Lowe with the idea that he was talking to a great man, "and spend a few days with him." "It is my intention to see him." "There's to be a meeting one of those days," said Mr. Pender. "What sort of meeting? Mr. Beresford Pender hesitated, as if in doubt whether Mr. Lowe was a proper person to communicate with on the subject of the meeting. "I'll tell you about it another time; I'll be speaking to some of the gentlemen at the road-sessions to-day." Mr. Lowe looked at him and really began to feel uneasy. "They're quare times," said Mr. Beresford Pender. "Good morning. I'll tell my father you'll call to see him." Mr. Beresford Pender walked out; and it was not till he had watched him for some time as he carefully examined his pistols and buckled the belt around him, that Mr. Lowe discovered that Mr. Beresford Pender was not a very large, stout man. In fact, he was under the middle height, and rather lank than otherwise. But, between the big voice and the big look, he really often impressed people with the idea that he was a big man. "Good gracious, Mary! " exclaimed Grace, who was observing Mr. Pender's movements from behind the window curtain, "he is like an alderman in front. But look at him behind, and he's like a pump. He'd want to wear a bustle." "Oh, fie," said Mary, "what would Mr. Lowe say if he heard you make such a remark?" "I suppose it would be quite unpardonable if I remarked also that the servant's coat, with the distressingly large and bright livery buttons, is an old frock-coat of his master's." "Nothing can escape you," said Mary, laughing; "I'd never have noticed it if you had not pointed it out." It occurred to Mr. Lowe that Mr. Pender had made no allusion to the several attempts upon his life; and he stepped outside the door to satisfy his curiosity before Mr. Pender had got into his gig. "You wrote to my mother lately," observed Mr. Lowe. "Yes," replied Mr. Pender. "You know she has a rent- charge on Cahirdeheen, and I see to it myself. 'Tisn't aisy to manage them fellows." "But you spoke of being attacked by five men?" "They were hired," replied Mr. Beresford Pender. "But I don't like to transport him." And as he spoke he looked at the parlour window, from which Mary quickly retreated, a little vexed at being seen by him. I'll tell you all about it another time," he added, "but keep what I'm after telling you to yourself." Mr. Lowe did not know what to think, and was about shaking hands with his new acquaintance, when the latter said -- "Nice girl!" Very inoffensive and harmless words in themselves; but there was something in Mr. Beresford Pender's manner of uttering them, as he glanced at the parlour window, that made Mr. Henry Lowe feel an almost uncontrollable impulse to kick Mr. Beresford Pender then and there. "Good morning," said he, turning upon his heel and drawing back his hand before Mr. Beresford Pender had touched it. CHAPTER XXI. FIVE SHILLINGS WORTH OF DANCE. "WELL, what a contrast!" Grace exclaimed. "Do come here, Mary, and look on this picture and on this. Apollo is really a divinity near that satyr." Mary could see Mr. Lowe and Mr. Beresford Pender from where she sat at the table writing. "You are right," said she, with an emphasis that made Grace open her eyes. "'Pon my honour, Mary, you can be energetic occasionally." Mary was so absorbed in her own reflections, she took no notice of this observation. She thought to herself that Mr. Lowe was a person to be liked; and the more she saw of him, the better she liked him. The thought even occurred to her that, if there was no difference of rank or religion between them, she could like him sufficiently well to be happy with him as his wife. There was not one among the young men who honoured her with their attentions whose character she could admire so much -- that is, assuming her estimate of Mr. Lowe's character to be correct. But Mary Kearney felt her heart sinking within her at the thought that there was a hard struggle before her -- that a victory should be gained over herself before she could think of any one as a husband. She took the note Barney had thrown up to Grace in the window, and read it over. "I fear," she murmured -- and the tears welled into her eyes -- "I fear he thinks I refused to see him." She moved away the letter she had been writing, and placed a clean sheet of notepaper in its stead. She wrote the date at the top of the sheet, and then stopped irresolutely. There was a careworn look in her face as she leant back in her chair, pressing her left hand against her bosom. "May God direct me what to do!" she murmured. "Did you speak?" Grace asked. "No," she replied, recovering herself, "or if I did it was to myself." "To whom are you writing?" "To Anna." "Oh, really that young lady's head is very full of romance. 'Tis to be hoped she'll find the beau monde all her fancy painted it. How long is she in Belgium now? I can't remember." "Nearly two years," Mary replied. "And all that time in the convent! 'Tis dreadful," returned Grace, shuddering. "Do you feel it so dreadful yourself? " Mary asked. "Oh, I have a visit from my friends sometimes, and can come home at vacation. But even that is hard enough," she added, with a sigh. "I thought you always liked being at school. At least you told me so when I went to see you." Grace shrugged her shoulders, but made no reply. "Am I to suppose that you only said it to please Mrs. Clare? Is that your sincerity?" "No; I really was sincere," replied Grace. "I did like being at school then. But, my dear Mary," she added, with a pensive shake of the head, "'tis quite different since I got notions." Though Mary was just then in anything but a laughing mood, she could not help laughing at this; and the laugh, she felt, did her good. "If you got your choice," she asked, "would you remain at home and never go back to school again?" Grace remained silent for a moment, and then said, in a low, firm voice: "I would go back." "And why would you go back if you think it so dreadful?" "Because it would be right." "Yes," said Mary, looking at her with surprise, "we ought all to do what is right. Duty before all things." "When I am sure it is right to do anything," said Grace "I try to do it, no matter how hard it is." "You are a little heroine," rejoined Mary. "But, she added to herself, glancing at the sheet of paper before her, "it is not always easy to know what is right." "I think," said Grace, coming to the table, "I'll write a few lines to Anna." "Oh, do; she will be delighted; she was very fond of you." "Why do people say that you will be a nun?" Grace asked. "I suspect it is Anna will be the nun, in spite of her fine talk about the beau monde. But why do they say that you will be a nun? Mrs. Xavier is quite sure that you will." "I really don't know," replied Mary, blushing. "Oh, 'tis because you are such a mild Madonna, I suppose," said Grace, dipping her pen in the ink. "But on second thoughts," she added, "I won't write till to morrow. I must turn it in my head, as I want to let her see that one can do something in the way of rounded periods without going to Belgium. And, besides, I must have a few French phrases. So finish your letter, and I'll just run out to see what Apollo is going to do with himself." "I think you ought to go to Ellie -- she is all alone." "Ellie! She doesn't want me. Her whole soul is wrapped in her goldfinch." "Oh, that reminds me," said Mary, "that we must go to see poor Norah Lahy to-day." "I would like to go," said Grace, thoughtfully. "That is," she added, correcting herself, "I know I ought to like to go. But oh! 'tis saddening to look at her. It so reminds one of dying young. And, besides, I fear I hurt her mother's feelings the other day." "You did not do it intentionally." "Oh, indeed, no. But you know -- 'Evil is wrought by want of thought, As well as by want of heart.'" "You do not want either heart or thought, Grace, The remark you made was natural enough under the circumstances; and you did not know Mrs. Lahy was listening to you. Now, would you not do almost anything for that poor sick girl?" "I would," Grace replied; "but I'm ashamed to confess I feel a strong wish to keep away from her, and not even think of her." "But if it be right?" "I will go," said Grace in the same tone as when she said she would go back to school. Grace went to a cupboard, and, getting upon a chair, took something from the upper shelf, and was leaving the room hastily. "And where are you going now?" Mary asked, with some surprise. "To Ellie," she replied, "I have some sugar for her goldfinch." Mary smiled approvingly, and then, resting her forehead upon the back of her open hand, with which she covered the few words she had written on the sheet of notepaper, as if she wished to hide them from herself, she fell into deep thought. "Oh, yes," she said, raising her head, "if we could be sure what is right to be done! But how can there be any thing wrong in it? I think it is because I so much wish to write that I am afraid to do it. But, though my heart says 'Yes,' the 'still small voice' says 'No.' I would consult Hugh only it would add to his trouble. I wonder might Anna meet him before she comes home. But that is a foolish idea; she is as far out of his way as I am myself." The idea, however, reminded her of the letter she had been writing to her sister, and she took up the pen and resolved to finish it. "Is Mr. Pender gone?" Hugh asked, as he came round to the front of the house, from the yard, where he had been giving some directions to his workmen; "I thought his visit would not be so short." "Yes, he is gone," replied Mr. Lowe, who was trying to open the gate of the little garden under Mary's window, and thinking of those mysterious tracks in the snow; which somehow he found himself often thinking of, though the tracks were no longer there, for the snow itself had disappeared. "There is already," he remarked, "a look of spring in the sky." "Yes," Hugh replied, "and the snow is nearly gone from the hills." "I am always glad," said Richard, who had joined them, "when winter is past. The bright summer-time for me!" "Why, every one is glad at the approach of spring," replied Mr. Lowe. "I never see the snow fading from those hills," said Hugh, without a feeling of sadness." "That's an odd feeling," returned the doctor, "particularly for a farmer." "Oh, of course, I see reason to rejoice at the coming of spring. But what I speak of is an involuntary feeling of sadness. 'Tis like parting with an old friend. In fact, I believe there is sadness in all partings. I can fancy a prisoner looking round his dungeon for the last time with a sigh." "Who is this coming down the hill?" the doctor asked, pointing to a horseman on the road. "I think it is your friend, Mr. Lloyd," replied Hugh. "'Tis his horse, at all events." "Yes, 'tis Bob -- I know him now." And Richard vaulted over the little gate and got out on the road by the stile in the corner of the garden with the intention of intercepting Mr. Lloyd, and having a talk with him. "The harriers are to meet at Somerfield's," said the doctor, after vaulting back again over the gate. "We ought to go." "By-the-by, 'twill be a good opportunity for you to see the place," said Hugh. "You can have my horse; and I think you will like him." "And yourself?" said Mr. Lowe. "Well, I find I have some business to attend to, which I cannot put off. You can ride the old mare," he added, turning to his brother. "And you need not fear but she'll be able to carry you -- but give her head and let her have her own way." "All right," said the doctor, "let us go fit ourselves out." Mr. Lowe readily assented, glad of the opportunity to display his horsemanship and his new breeches and boots. The horses were led round by Barney, and while Hugh was examining the girths and stirrup-leathers, the two young men appeared booted and spurred, and were in the saddles before Barney had time to render them any assistance. "O Mary!" Grace exclaimed, bursting into the parlour, "do come and see Apollo. He looks splendid." Mary came to the window and said, with a quiet smile: "He really does." The horse was a fine one, and the rider seemed to linger longer than was necessary arranging his bridle rein. "Do come out," said Grace; "he expects it." Mary followed her out, and dropping her arm round Grace's shoulder, she said gaily: "She says, Mr. Lowe, that you look splendid." He raised his hat and smiled, as he rode slowly after the doctor, who had set off at a gallop, and was impatiently waiting for him at the gate. "Mr. Hugh," said Barney, "how much do you think is comin' to me?" "Why so?" Hugh asked, as he watched the paces of his horse up the hill. "Begob, I want five shillings," replied Barney. "For what? "I'm afther gettin' two an' sixpence worth of dance from Mr. Callaghan," returned Barney, looking as if, on the whole, he was not pleased with his bargain. "Two-and-sixpence worth of dance," Grace exclaimed, laughing. "How is it sold, Barney?" "Tuppence-ha'penny a lesson for plain dance, Miss," replied Barney, seriously, "and thruppence for figures." "Well, and you want five shillings' worth?" said Hugh. "Well, you see, sir," rejoined Barney, scratching his head, 'I was purty good at the plain dance; but Callaghan had such fine steps, I said to myself I'd get a few new wans. An' then they persuaded me to learn the figures; but begob I couldn't keep 'em in my head. And now, you know, I don't like to see my money goin' for nothin'," Barney added with the air of a man of business. "Will you let us see one of Callaghan's steps, Barney? said Grace. "An' welcome, Miss," replied Barney, throwing care to the winds -- for the idea of his money going for nothing seemed to have quite a crushing effect upon his spirits -- "I'll do a step or two in a double for you." And Barney, after going round gracefully in a circle to his own music, commenced battering the gravel with those remarkable feet which procured for him the soubriquet of "Wattletoes," in a style which we are not mad enough to attempt a description of. "O Hugh," said Grace, who could hardly speak for laughing, "you must give him the five shillings." "Would I doubt you, Miss Grace?" exclaimed Barney, twisting his features in a most extraordinary manner, but ultimately allowing them to settle into a grin of delight. "Sound man, Mr. Hugh," he added, as Hugh presented him with two half-crowns. "An' now give me lave to run over to the Cross." "What do you want there?" Hugh asked. "Callaghan is goin' away to-day," replied Barney. "Then he gave you credit, and you want to pay your debts? "Oh, the devil a credit," returned Barney. "What a fool he is!" "I can't make out what he means," said Hugh. "Is not that Callaghan himself passing the gate? " said Mary, pointing to a little man with a bundle in his hand walking at a brisk pace from the direction of the hamlet. "Oh, the rascal," cried Barney, "an' all my dance in his pocket!" He set off in pursuit of the dancing-master as if his very life depended upon catching him. "Can you solve this mystery, Grace?" said Mary. "Really, no," she replied, shaking her head. " 'Tis too much for me. We must wait till he comes back." But the dancing-master was too far off to hear Barney shouting after him, and Barney was soon too much out of breath to continue the shouting, so that both were lost to view at the turn of the road. "He was gaining upon him," said Grace, "I think he will catch him before they reach the fort. But what does he mean?" About an hour later, as they were setting out to visit Norah Lahy, Grace said: "Wait a moment till I ask Barney what he wanted with the dancing-master. I can't make head or tail of it." "I'm glad to hear it," returned Mary. "I was beginning to fear you had some connection with the 'good people.'" "I must repress my curiosity," said Grace, after inquiring for Barney. "He is gone to drive home the cows." The cows referred to were at a farm some two miles from the house, and it was near sunset when Barney returned After "bailing" them in, he hastened to the barn, where Mat Donovan and Tom Maher had been at work. Their day's work was over, and Tom was just hanging the door on its hinges. Barney began at once to practise his steps on the well-swept floor. "Blood-an-ounkers, Mat," he exclaimed, stopping suddenly, as if a happy thought had struck him, "I believe you are able to read writin'." "Well, I believe I could," Mat replied, as he shook the chaff from his coat before putting it on. "Why so?" Barney pulled off his caubeen, and pulled a large crumpled document from the crown. "Read that," said he. Mat went to the door, and unfolding the paper, held it to the light, which was beginning to fade. Barney watched him as if he entertained doubts of Mat's ability to read writing. After a little delay, however, Mat read the words "Haste to the Wedding," which had the effect of sending Barney with a bound to the middle of the floor. "Go on," he shouted excitedly, crushing his hat tight upon his head. And with his arms extended, as if he were going to fly, Barney commenced whistling "Haste to the Wedding." "What the divil do you mane?" Mat asked in astonishment. "Read on; read, read," said Barney, breathlessly, trying to whistle and talk at the same time. "Oh, I see what you're at now," said Mat the Thrasher, as if a new light had dawned upon him. "I see what you're up to," he repeated seriously. "But faith I don't know that I could read print in 'double' time, let alone writin'." "Oh, if you couldn't!" And Barney took the paper and replaced it in the crown of his hat, with a look of a man who had been made a disgustingly inadequate offer for some article he wanted to sell. CHAPTER XXII. THE BLUE BODY-COAT WITH GILT BUTTONS -- ABSENCE OF MIND. "AULD LANG SYNE." MAT," exclaimed Barney, brightening up suddenly, "ye'll have a great night uv id at Ned Brophy's weddin'. Is id at the young woman's house the weddin' is to be?" "No," Mat replied, putting on his coat; "they're on'y going to be married there. The weddin' is to be at Ned's." "'Twas said there was to be no weddin'," observed Tom Maher; "how was that?" "Well, the girl's father is hard," replied Mat, "an' the priest is chargin' a show of money for marryin' 'em, and so the ould fellow wouldn't agree to the weddin'." "Some people do be very cute," said Tom Maher. "And," Mat continued, "Ned's mother stood out agin him till I brought her round, and she gev into id at last." "She'd skin a flint," returned Tom Maher. "The divil a lie in that," replied Mat, shaking his head. "Sure the divil a bone in her body I don't know," continued Tom; "an' good raison I had, livin' in one house wud her for two years an' three months." "I won't contradict you," said Mat, "though she's my own fust and second cousin." "Do you remember what you tould her about the stirabout?" Tom asked, eyeing the Thrasher with a smile. "What was that?" said Mat. "You told her to bring out the pot an' empty it on the top of Corrigeen Hill, an' the divil a greyhound in the barony would be able to ketch id afore id got to the bottom. We got betther stirabout ever afther." "Well, to give her her due," returned Mat, "she always minded anything I'd say. Ned himself could get no good uv her about the weddin' till I persuaded her. Not that I cared about it myself, only I didn't like to have Ned get the name of bein' a screw." "A bad right any wan would have to call Ned a screw," said Tom Maher. "There's not a dacenter man from this to himself for his manes." "He is that," replied Mat. "No sign of anything here this turn," Tom observed, with a motion of his thumb towards the house. "Though they say there's many an eye after her. Faith, Kitty tells me," he added, dropping his voice, "that she has the heart across in this young fellow from England. An', begor, a nice fellow he is, although he has no property, on'y what'll buy a commission for him." "I don't say Miss Mary 'd think uv him," replied Mat, "no matther what he had." "I don't know that," returned Tom with a wink. "She's mighty sweet on him. But Kitty tells me," he added, "she'll never think of any man but the wan." "Who is that?" "Begor, that's what I can't make out. What are you delayin' for?" "I "was thinkin' of waitin' till the master 'd be home to know how is pigs. If there was a stir I'd sell them two I have, male is so dear." "I'd' like to see you in a farm of your own," said Tom, like every wan belongin' to you." " I don't know that, Tom," Mat rejoined. "A man ought to be continted; an', thanks be to God, I was never in the want uv a shillin'. An' maybe if I had what you say, I wouldn't lie down to- night wud as aisy a mind as I have now." "Here is the masther," exclaimed Barney, running out to take the horse. Mat followed, to inquire about the price of pigs; and after being satisfied on that head, he turned to Tom Maher, who was locking the barn-door, and asked him to "take a walk over." "I can't stir till Mr. Richard and Mr. Lowe comes home," Tom replied. "I must put up the horses. An' a d--d hard job I'll have uv id, for I must have 'em like a new pin." Mat Donovan went on his way alone. There was a feeling of melancholy upon him which he could not shake off; and instead of "shortening the road" with snatches of old songs he fell into deep thought. For the first time in his life he began to feel discontented with his lot. It was quite true, as he had just said to Tom Maher, that he never wanted for a shilling. He had constant employment, and as he was never a "spender," he found his earnings sufficient for his wants. His mother and sister were "good managers," and their poultry and eggs went far to keep them decently clothed -- with the addition of even a little inexpensive finery for Nelly, who was a belle in her way -- and a couple of fat pigs paid the rent. The little "garden" he held -- by which we do not mean the "haggart" where Tommy Lahy had his crib set among the "curly" - - gave him potatoes every second year, and a crop of wheat or barley in the intervals. The year he had the wheat or barley on his own "little spot," the potatoes were supplied by a half-acre of "dairy ground" or "dung ground." The dung ground, we may inform the uninitiated reader, is ground upon which the peasant puts his own manure, in return for which he has the potato crop -- the farmer being repaid for the use of his land for one season by the corn crop of the next, for which the land, owing to the peasant's manure, is in proper condition. For the dairy ground the peasant pays a rent -- and often an unconscionably high rent -- the land in this case either being manured by the farmer, or capable of yielding potatoes without manure -- generally a "bawn" or newly- ploughed pasture field. Mat Donovan laboured cheerfully during the six days of the week, returning generally at night to his own house, where he sat by the bright little hearth as happy as a king. But this evening we find him returning to that happy fire side with something very like a heavy heart. Let us listen to him, and we may be able to divine the cause of this: "I know," said Mat Donovan, looking towards a hill on the left-hand side of the road -- "I know she has a respect for me, an' always had; an' she was never a-shy or ashamed to show id either, She kem and sot next to me the night at Mrs. Murphy's, an' her grandfather an' a lot uv farmers and dacent people there." And here Mat raised his head with a decidedly consequential look; for he remembered when the reckoning was called after "the night at Mrs. Murphy's," he, Mat Donovan, flung down a half-crown, while many of the farmers gave only a shilling, and it required some screwing to get an additional sixpence out of them when it was found the collection fell short of the sum required. "She did then," continued Mat, "an' didn't mind 'em wan taste; but talked to myself so pleasant and friendly; and reminded me uv the time, long ago, when she was a little thing goin' to school, when I used to throw the churries over the hedge to her. An' faith," he added, "I b'lieve 'tis lookin' at her copy paper, when I'd meet her on the road in the evenin', that made me able to read writin', as Barney said I was -- for 'tis little I minded id whin I was goin' to school myself. My heart warmed to her when she kem up to me at Mrs. Murphy's, wud such a smile, and shook hands wud me, after not seem' a sight uv her for goin' an two years, while she was at her aunt's, in Dublin. But, sure, I know a poor man like me have no right to think uv her. An' for all, her smile is before me every hour uv the day; an' bad cess to me but I think, this blessed minit, 'tis her hand I have a hoult uv instead uv this flail that I am bringin' home to put a new gad on id. 'Tis droll," he continued, shaking his head. "I, that had my fling among 'em all, an' never lost a wink uv sleep on account uv any girl that ever was born, to be this way! Sally Mockler called me a rag on every bush, no later than last night. Faith, I wish it was thrue for her -- but for all that," he added, with another shake of the head and a sorrowful smile, "I b'lieve if I could dhrive her from my mind in the mornin' I wouldn't thry." "God save you, Mat!" exclaimed two or three young men who came up with him. "Faith, you're takin' your time." "God save you kindly, b'ys. I am takin' the world aisy." "Any strange news?" "No, then," Mat replied; "nothin' worth relatin'." "Is Ned Brophy's match settled for certain?" "Well, I b'lieve so." "Sure, you ought to know. But there was talks uv id bein' broke." "Well, no; 'tis all settled. They're to be married next Wednesday." "People wor sayin' he was thinkin' uv Nancy Hogan -- but she hadn't the shiners." "People say many things," replied Mat, as if he wished to dismiss the subject. "Begor, Nancy 'd be good enough for him; she's the purtiest girl in the parish. Was he long afther this wan he's gettin'?" "I don't say there was much coortship between 'em," said Mat. "But as you're afther remindin' me uv id I'll run into Phil Lahy's to see have he my coat made -- as I'm to be Ned's sidesman." "Wisha, now!" exclaimed one of the young men, looking at Mat with evident surprise; for it was somewhat unusual for a snug farmer, like Ned Brophy, to pay such a compliment to a "labouring man." "Good night, b'ys," said Mat, on coming to the beech-tree opposite Phil Lahy's door. "Good night, Mat -- good night," they responded, cheerily, as they quickened their pace and passed on through the hamlet without stopping. "Now, I wondher what are they up to?" said Mat to himself. "I thought 'twas goin' to play for the pig's head they wor, but there they're off be the bog road. A wondher they never said where they wor goin'. Might id be for the lend uv long John's greyhound?" Guessing was no use, however; so putting his arm over Honor Lahy's half-door, and pushing back the bolt, he passed through the shop into the kitchen, which was also the tailor's workshop. Mat was gratified to find Phil Lahy sitting cross-legged on his shop-board. But his smile gave way to a rather blank look of inquiry when he saw that Phil, instead of plying his needle, was poring over a soiled and dog-eared volume which rested on his knee. "God save all here!" said Mat, looking around him as if he didn't know well what to think, "God save you kindly, Mat," replied Honor Lahy, placing a chair for him near the well-swept hearth. "Sit down an' rest." But Phil was too deeply absorbed in his book to take any notice whatever of the visitor. "Phil," said Mat, after a moment's silence, "are you goin' to disappoint me?" "Is that iron hot?" Phil asked, without raising his eyes from his book. Tommy, who was reading too -- crouching upon his elbows and knees on the shop-board -- jumped down, and seizing the padding of an old coat-collar, which served the purpose of "holder," snatched the iron from the fire. Testing whether it was heated in a manner which we do not deem it necessary to describe -- though we grieve to say we have seen the same test applied when the smoothing-iron was of smaller dimensions than the tailor's goose, and when the hand that held it was very much fairer than Tommy Lahy's -- he brought it to his father, who attempted to take hold of the handle with its woollen cover without raising his eyes from the dog-eared volume. But his finger coming in contact with the hot iron, Phil Lahy said "hop," and commenced slapping his thigh in a rather frantic fashion. After rubbing the burned finger in the hair of his head, Phil reached to the further end of the shop-board, and to Mat Donovan's great relief and comfort pulled from under some other articles, by which it had been accidentally concealed from view, a new blue body-coat with gilt buttons. Seizing his lap-board he commenced "pressing" the coat with great energy and briskness of action. Mat Donovan left his chair and stood close to the shop- board, trying to look unconcerned and perfectly indifferent. We'd like to see the individual who ever was indifferent under such circumstances. Mat took up the dog-eared book and made believe to be reading it -- while not a twinkle of the gilt buttons escaped him, as Phil turned the blue coat over and over, smoothing every seam, and plucking out the basting threads with his teeth. Mat at last did read a line or two of the book, and remarked: "This is the Prophecies." "Yes, Mat," replied Phil -- and the words seemed to have been jerked out of him, as the iron came down with a thump upon the sleeve of the blue body-coat. "But," he continued -- leaning his whole weight upon the iron and working with his wrist as if he were grinding something -- "but 'tisn't the genuine wan afther all. I got id from Andrew Dwyer, an' as id belonged to his grandfather I thought id might be genuine. But," added Phil Lahy as he drew the lap-board out of the sleeve, "I was disappointed." "Do you think there's any truth in 'em?" Mat asked. "Mat," replied Phil, solemnly, "there's a great dale," -- here he snapped viciously at a basting thread which held its ground so tenaciously that when one end was plucked from the sleeve of the blue coat, the other was stuck fast between Phil Lahy's front teeth -- "there's a great dale in 'em comin' to pass; Mat." "Now, what sinse could you pick out uv this?" And Mat read a sentence which it would, indeed, be hard to pick sense out of. "That's James the Second's time," replied Phil, as if it were all as plain as that two and two make four. "Come," he added, pushing away his goose and lap-board, and blowing away the yellow basting threads from the coat, which he held up by the collar as high as his hand could reach -- "Come, throw off that ould coat." Mat Donovan proceeded to divest himself of his old frieze -- making desperate efforts to look grave and even sorrowful. He got himself into the blue body-coat, and Phil Lahy, standing behind him, wrapped his arms round the Thrasher, as if he were trying to span the "big tree " at Gloonavon, and buttoned the coat in front. Then feeling him all over, and rubbing him down the arms and back, Phil Lahy, slapping the Thrasher on the shoulder, said -- "Well wear!" "'Tis a grand fit," exclaimed Honor, moving the candle all round Mat to the imminent danger of the new coat. Norah, turned round her head and said, too, while there was something almost like humour in the sad, black eyes: "Well wear, Mat." "Thank'ee, Norah, thank'ee," replied Mat, as he unbuttoned the new coat. "What way is she comin' on?" he asked, turning to her mother. "Elegant," was her reply, as she looked into Norah's face. And what a look that was! "The divil a dacenter man'll be there," said Billy Heffernan, who sat, silently as usual, in the corner, with his flute across his knees. "'Tis thrue for you," replied Honor Lahy; "an' if some farmer's daughter takes a fancy to him, 'twould be no wondher in life." After putting on his old frieze again, Mat pulled a purse from the breast pocket of his waistcoat, and commenced unwinding the long string with which it was tied. Phil Lahy began carefully folding the new coat, seemingly unconscious of the unwinding of the string. Mat Donovan counted some pieces of silver and dropped them into Phil Lahy's hand. His wife fixed her eyes upon him, but Phil was so pre-occupied putting his spectacles in his waistcoat pocket, that in a moment of absence of mind he put the silver in with them. "Mat," said Phil Lahy, "I'll want you to do a little job for me." "What is id?" Mat asked. Phil looked straight in his face, but remained so long silent that Mat's face indicated considerable surprise. "We'll talk about id another time," said Phil, at length. "Did you hear the news?" "No," replied Mat, bluntly. "What is id?" "I'm tould" -- and here Phil looked so hard at his questioner that Mat began to feel alarmed, and somehow the image of "somebody" flashed across his mind, though there was no earthly reason why it should -- "I'm tould," said Phil, "that -- there's likely to be a change in the Ministry." "Oh, is that all!" returned Mat with a sigh of relief. "There's talk uv that in the papers these three weeks." Now, the fact was, that Phil Lahy having -- in a fit of absence of mind -- put the money in his pocket, wanted to turn away his wife's attention from it, by saying something; and so he began with the "little job" that he wanted Mat to do for him. But being abruptly asked what the little job was, Phil's invention failed him; and not being able to name any job, big or little, be put the subject off to "another time," and took refuge in the "news." And being abruptly asked for particulars again, Phil grasped at "the Ministry" as a drowning man will grasp at a straw. But scarcely were the words out of his mouth, when he reproached himself for his stupidity for never once having thought of the bull-bait, which was comparatively a fresh subject. However, the Ministry did very well, and Phil felt greatly relieved when he heard his wife say, without having alluded in any way to his forgetfulness in reference to the silver: "What hurry are you in, Mat? Can't you rest a start?" "I must be goin'," Mat replied; "I on'y called in on my way over from Mr. Kearney's." "Miss Mary was here to-day, and stopped a whole hour wud Norah." "I partly guessed," he replied, "'twas to see Norah they wor goin' when I see 'em comin' in this way instead of turnin' up to the forth." Mat Donovan said, "Good night to ye," and walked out with his new blue body-coat under his arm. And Phil Lahy suddenly became very busy folding and putting away the things on his shop-board. "Come, Billy," said he, as he drew a chair to the fire, "can't you give us a tune to put a stir in us these dull times?" He spoke in an unusually cheerful tone, and holding his hands over the fire, seemed disposed to be sociable, and, in fact, mildly jolly. Billy Heffernan immediately struck up "The Priest in his Boots." "A mighty purty tune that is, Billy; but I think it goes better on the pipes." Taking the tongs in his hand, he built up the fire very carefully, and seemed anxious to make himself both agreeable and generally useful. But some thought struck him, and putting his hand to his forehead, he said: "See how I should forget telling Mat that message!" "What message?" his wife asked. "About goin' to throw the sledge wud the captain," replied Phil. "There wasn't anything said about a message," returned his wife. "Didn't he say that out of eight hundred men in the regiment he couldn't get one he wasn't able to bate; an' that 'd like to have a throw wud Mat the Thrasher?" "He did," rejoined Honor; "but not be way uv a message. You don't understand these things. I'll take a walk up and tell him about id. Maybe he's out uv practice; and 'twould be a bad job if he was called on too sudden." Honor Lahy shook her head as if there were no help for it. " Wisha, Billy," said she, after plying her knitting needles in silence for five minutes, "why don't you talk?" Billy looked into the fire, and blew C natural by way of reply. He might have said, with the poet: "Why should feeling ever speak, When thou canst breathe her soul so well?" Norah raised her eyes and smiled. She looked much less sickly by the firelight than on the cold, frosty day, when her pale face so shocked Mr. Lowe and Grace Kiely. "Play 'Auld Lang Syne,' Billy!" Billy snatches up his old flute to comply; but something had got into his throat which he was obliged to gulp down before he could get out a single note. Was it the melancholy music of her voice or her look? Or did he know the words of the Scotch song, and remember that they had -- "paidled i' the burn Frae morning's dawn till dine?" Whatever the cause was, Billy Heffernan had a struggle with the knob in his throat before he could play "Auld Lang Syne" for Norah Lahy. Scotch tunes were very popular at Knocknagow, but we have heard none played and sung so often as "Auld Lang Syne," not the words, but the air; for the words usually sung to the tune were something about The river Suir that runs so pure Through charming, rare Clonmel." Billy Heffernan played on with his eyes shut, for a few minutes: and then, affecting to think there was something wrong with his flute, screwed off one of the joints and converted it into a telescope, through which he endeavoured to make out some object in the fire. "How do you like the book Miss Grace lent you, Tommy?" Norah asked, while Billy prosecuted his researches in the fire. "'Tis grand," was Tommy's reply. "I think she's nicer than you said she was," continued Norah. "Well, she is," he replied reluctantly, as if unwilling to give up his first impression. "An' a dale handsomer," he added, as if a sense of justice extorted the admission from him. "I think she's very nice," returned Norah. She is, then, nice," said her mother, "an' a darlin' little thing." "She wants me to write down the 'Frolic' for her," Billy observed, meaning, of course, "Heffernan's Frolic," that he composed in a dream. "But I don't know how to write music, though I could tell her the names uv the notes wan by wan." "Wisha, Billy," said Mrs. Lahy, on seeing him about to leave, "would you take a walk up as far as Mat's, an' see is Phil there, an' be home wud him? -- An' sure I know 'tisn't there Phil is," she thought to herself. Billy promised to do as she required; and, after leaving his flute at his own house, he walked up the hill to Mat Donovan's. CHAPTER XXIII. MAT DONOVAN AT HOME. GOD save all here," said Billy Heffernan, as he closed the door behind him. "God save you kindly," replied Mrs. Donovan, raising her spectacles to look at him. She was about adding the usual "sit down an' rest," but Billy had already taken possession of the bench against the partition by the fireside. So Mrs. Donovan pulled down her spectacles over her eyes and went on with her darning. "What news?" she asked as she opened the wick of the candle with the darning needle, to give herself more light. "Nothing strange," replied Billy, looking round the house, "I thought Phil Lahy was here." "He wasn't here since I was below," replied Mat, who was cutting a strip from a piece of horse-skin to make a gad for his flail. "Faith, Billy," said Mat's sister, Nelly, " 'tis a cure for sore eyes to see you in this direction. Here, card a few rowls uv this for me." She laid a handful of wool on the end of the bench upon which Billy sat, and then presented him with a pair of cards. "'Twould be time for you to stop," said her mother. "Where is the use of killing yourself that way?" "As soon as I have this cuppeen filled I'll stop," she replied. And Nelly returned to her wheel -- to the hum of which the grating of the wire-toothed cards was added, as Billy Heffernan went on converting the wool into rolls so soft and light that the sudden opening of the door blew some of them from the bench down upon the hearth. The door was opened by a slatternly woman, smelling of soap-suds and snuff. After thrusting her dishevelled hair under a very dirty cap with borders that flapped backwards and forwards without any visible cause, and pulling up the heel of a man's brogue, which she wore as a slipper upon her stockingless foot, she announced the object of her visit to be "a squeeze of the blue bag." "'Tis there in the drawer of the dresser," said Mrs. Donovan, coldly. She got the article she wanted, which was a small piece of flannel tied with a string into something like a rude purse. "'Tis button blue," she remarked, feeling what was tied up in the piece of flannel. "No, 'tis slate blue," rejoined Mrs. Donovan, in no civil tone. The slatternly woman took a black bottle from her pocket, and, after holding it between her and the light, and turning it in various directions, extracted the cork with her teeth. Then throwing back her head, she held the bottle, bottom-upwards, over her open mouth for several seconds. "The divil a duge," she exclaimed, replacing the cork, and striking it with the palm of her hand. "This is the second three half- pints I'm goin' for for 'em," she added; "though they never as much as axed me had I a mouth on me." "Who are they?" Mrs. Donovan asked. "Dick and Paddy Casey, Andy Dooley, and Phil Lahy," she replied. "Single-hand. Wheel out for a half-pint." "Faith, if I'm to wait for Phil," thought Billy Heffernan, as he presented the last roll of the wool on the back of the card to Nelly, "'tis a long wait I'll have, I'm afraid. An' if I don't wait, Honor'll think I didn't mind what she said to me. An' maybe Norah'd think it bad uv me." This last reflection decided Billy Heffernan to wait for Phil Lahy; and he knew his man sufficiently well to be pretty sure that he would call to Mat Donovan's on his way home, and try to make his wife believe that it was at Mat Donovan's he had been all the time. "Look at them" -- here a difficulty presents itself: we are not sure whether it be possible to convey by means of the English alphabet the only name ever given to potatoes in Knocknagow. "Praties" would be laughed at as a vulgarism - only worthy of a spalpeen from Kerry, while "potatoes" was considered too genteel except for ladies and gentlemen and schoolmasters. The nearest approach we can make to the word we were about writing is "puetas" or "p'yehtes. "See if them puetas is goin' to bile," said Mat Donovan; "'twould be time for 'em." Billy Heffernan anticipated Nelly before she could stop her wheel, and raised the wooden lid from the pot. "The white horse is on 'em," said he. Nelly now having "filled the cuppeen" -- that is, spun as much thread as the spindle could carry -- placed her wheel against the wall, and drew a very white deal table to the middle of the floor. Upon the table she spread a cloth as clean, but scarcely so white as itself -- for it was of homespun unbleached canvas -- and upon the cloth she laid a single white plate with a blue rim, and three very old black-handled knives, with the blades worn to a point and very short. Taking a small saucepan or porringer from a nail in the wall, she half filled it with spring water and put it down to boil on a red sod of turf which she took from the centre of the fire with the tongs, and broke upon the hearthstone. Thrusting the tongs into the pot, she took a potato and felt it in her left hand, which was covered with the corner of her apron, and then laid it smoking on the table-cloth. The pressure of her hand did not break the potato, but she knew by the feel it was boiled to the "heart." Whipping the pot from the fire she emptied its contents into a boat- shaped basket placed over a tub, to drain off the water. Nelly Donovan then "threw out" the potatoes on the table, adroitly catching one or two that were rolling away and placing them on the top of the pile. Her mother now took off her spectacles, making many wry faces as she did so, for they had got entangled in her white hair, or she imagined they had -- which came to the same thing -- and placed them on the upper shelf of the dresser. The dresser was of deal like the table, and scoured, if possible, into a more snowy whiteness. It was pretty well furnished with plates with blue rims, and some cups and saucers in which red and green predominated, a sturdy little black earthenware teapot, half-a-dozen iron spoons fixed in slits in the edge of the top shelf, which top shelf was crowned with a row of shining pewter-plates, and two large circular dishes of the same metal -- relics of the good old times when "a pig's head and a bolster of cabbage" used to be no rarity to them. Having placed her spectacles upon the upper shelf, and her darning needle and the half-mended stocking in one of the two drawers under the lower shelf of this imposing article of furniture, Mrs. Donovan smoothed down her apron, and took her accustomed place at the table. She was a quiet, decent-looking woman, with a sad, careworn face, but tranquil and contented at the same time. Her well-starched cap was scrupulously clean, and her grey hair carefully smoothed over her temples. She wore a small, yellowish shawl pinned over her dark brown stuff gown, and a white cotton kerchief under it, which was visible at the throat and round her neck. Her hand, as she rested it on the table, appeared bony and shrivelled, and it could be seen that the gold wedding ring was now too large for the finger it once fitted tightly enough -- which made it necessary for her to wear a smaller ring of brass, as a guard. "Put up that flail, Mat," she said, somewhat reproach fully, "and sit down to your supper." Mat tucked up his cuffs; and, after washing his hands in a wooden basin -- always called a "cup" -- and drying then on a strip of canvas that hung from a peg in the wall, he, too, sat at the table, exclaiming, as he pushed some of the potatoes out of the way, and laid the small iron candlestick on the middle of the table: "Put the priest in the middle of the parish." Then seizing a good-sized potato, he looked admiringly first at one side and then at the other. It was white and floury, and altogether a tempting object for a hungry man to look at. There was even something appetising in the steam that curled up from it. In fact, the potatoes were remarkably good potatoes, notwithstanding the bad name Mat had given them to Miss Mary Kearney when he pronounced them "desavers." During this time Nelly Donovan was engaged in cooking a salt herring on a small gridiron, which was constructed by simply bending a piece of thin rod iron, zig-zag, into something like the outline of a hand with the fingers extended, traced with a burnt stick upon the wall, and bringing the ends of the iron together and twisting them into a handle, which might represent a very attenuated arm to the hand aforesaid. When the herring was done, she tossed it on the plate, and poured some of the boiling water out of the porringer upon it for sauce. And now the repast being prepared, Nelly sat down to partake of her share. "Won't you come an' ate, Billy," she said, turning to their silent visitor. "No, thankee," he replied, "I'm afther my supper." "Oh, wisha! wisha!" Nelly exclaimed, discontentedly, as she glanced at the table, "how well I should forget." She stood up and opened the door; but seeing that the night was dark and the wind rising, she turned to Billy Heffernan and said, "Come out wud me, Billy." He left his bench in the chimney corner, and followed her out. They returned in a minute or two, and after washing something in a black, glazed earthenware pan, and drying her hands, Nelly laid two small leeks on the table near her mother. The meal then commenced, but Nelly started up again, exclaiming: "Bad cess to me, but there's somethin' comin' over me." She selected half-a-dozen of the best potatoes and laid them in a semi-circle round the fire to roast, and again took her place at the table. The worn knives were used to peel the potatoes -- though towards the conclusion of the meal, Nelly sometimes fell into a contemplative mood and did the peeling with the nail of her thumb -- but all three helped themselves with their fingers to the herring, which they took in minute pinches, as if they were merely trying how it tasted. Billy Heffernan left his bench and sat upon a straw-bottom chair in front of the fire, so that his back was towards the table -- the Irish peasant always considering it rude to flare at people while eating. And as he was turning the "roasters" with the tongs, a laugh from Nelly, clear and musical as ever rang through festal hall, made him look round. Mat, it appeared, was making great inroads upon the herring, the backbone of which was well nigh laid bare from the head to the tail, He had his hand stretched out to help himself to a second pinch, by way of supplement to an unconscionably large pinch he had just taken, when his sister snatched away the plate. Mat, finding his finger and thumb close upon vacancy, opened his mouth, not to add the supplemental pinch to its contents, but in blank amazement; and as he stared at his sister, she laughed till she was obliged to wipe the tears from her eyes with the corner of her apron. Even her mother's sad face relaxed into a smile; which, however, was followed by a forced look of reproach, as she requested Nelly to "behave herself." Mat now rested the handle of his knife on the table with the air of a man who had made a good meal, and was pretty well satisfied. All three, in fact, paused as if the work in hand were completed. But Nelly, going to the fire, took up the "roasters," which served the purpose of a second course, and placed three of them before Mat and two before her mother, reserving one for herself. These being disposed of after the manner of tarts or some such delicacies, Mat Donovan leant back luxuriously in his straw-bottom chair for a minute or two. Then hastily making the Sign of the Cross, he stood up, and, dipping a cup in a pail of spring water which rested on a stone slab under the little window, Mat Donovan took a draught with a relish that drinkers of champagne dream not of. He then placed the little iron candlestick on the window, while his sister set about clearing away the table, and joined Billy Heffernan at the fire. Mat Donovan's house was on the top of a hill where two roads met; and the candle in the little window was a beacon-light to many a splashed and weary wayfarer during the dark winter nights. In fact, his latch was often raised not only by the neighbours who came in for a "shanahus" of an evening, but travellers who were accustomed to pass the way made it a point to light their pipes at the bright turf fire, or in the hot summer days to take a draught from the pail under the little window, which was sure to be found at all hours and seasons as fresh as in the well under the whitethorn in the "rushy field" near the bridge. Have you the flute, Billy?" Mat asked, as he sat in the chair which Billy had again left for the bench in the corner. "No," was the reply; "I left id at home." "I'll engage he hasn't," said Nelly. "'Tis seldom he has a tune for us." "Begor, you cant say that, Nelly. Whin did I ever disappoint ye whin ye wanted a tune?" "Well, that's thrue enough, Billy," returned Nelly. You're a good warrant to play for us whenever we ax you. 'Tis jokin' I was." "That's what you're always doin'," said her mother, shaking her head. "'Tis better be merry than sad," she replied, with a laugh. The latch was here raised and the door pushed open; but as no one came in, Mat leant backwards and peered out into the darkness. By shading his eyes from the fire-light he was able to see that some one was fastening a horse to the back-stick iron in the door-post; and after a little delay -- more perhaps than a perfectly sober man would require -- a tall, broad-shouldered man turned round and advanced a step or two into the house. "Is that Ned?" Mat asked. "'Tis," was the reply, as he took off his hat and swung it downwards to shake off the wet with which the fur -- for it was a beaver or "Caroline" -- was dabbled. "Is it rainin' it is?" Mat inquired, in some surprise. "No, but the wind whipped id off uv my head as I was passin' the quarry." At this Mrs. Donovan made the Sign of the Cross on her forehead; for it was generally believed that the " Good People" were wont to take their nightly journeys through the air to and from Maurice Kearney's fort over the quarry. Nelly took the hat, and, bringing it close to the candle, gave it as her opinion that it was "spiled"; and immediately set to work to dry the inside. "A fine, new Car'line," said she, as she gave it back to the owner; "take care an' don't rub the outside till 'tis dhry." "Faith, Ned," she added, taking up the candle and viewing him all over, "I'm thinkin' I could make a good guess where you're comin' from." Ned smiled and looked rather sheepish, as she held the candle down almost to his shoes, and then slowly raised it till she came to the "fine new Car'line," and then dropping the light on a level with his waistcoat, moved her hand as if she were describing a circle in the air, till the little glass buttons on the waistcoat twinkled like so many little bright black eyes winking at her. Ned's riding-coat was that which he usually wore, but everything else about him was brand new, even to the black silk cravat with a scarlet border, the bow knot of which happened to be under his left ear, till Nelly pulled it back to its proper position. "Tell us something about her, Ned," she began, laughingly. "What sourt is she? Shawn-na-match says you're bringin' a patthern to the parish. But far away cows wear long horns, you know." "Go about your business, and thry an' have a little sense," said her mother, rising from her place in the chimney-corner. "Sit down, Ned, an' never mind her." "No, Nell, no; 'tis too late, and I'm in a hurry. Take a walk down as far as the bridge," he added, turning to Mat, "I want to spake to you." There was something in his voice and manner that made Mat apprehend that he had unpleasant news to communicate, so he at once stood up, and taking the bridle from the jamb of the door, set back the horse and desired the owner to mount. "No, I'd rather walk," said he, taking hold of the bridle and leading the horse out upon the road. They walked on in silence for some time, and at last Ned Brophy -- for it was the same Ned Brophy of whom mention has been made more than once -- said: "I believe this business is settled," "Is the day appointed an' all?" "All is settled," was the reply. "Well, you're gettin' a fine fortune any way," said Mat Donovan. Ned Brophy made no reply, but walked on in silence till they came to the bridge; and then he stooped and looked down at the little stream as it rushed under the ivy-covered arch. "Mat," said he, covering his face with his hands. "my heart is broke." "I don't see the use of talkin' that way now," Mat replied, a little angrily. "I tould you to look before you. An', begor, Ned, 'tisn't for you I have the compassion." "Don't be too hard on me, Mat. You don't know the way they wor at me. Judy said she'd dhrag the red head off uv her." "More shame for Judy to talk that way uv as dacent a girl as ever she was. But, like that, you know, she had no great harm in id. An' sure 'tis no wondher she'd be agin a match that'd lave herself wudout a fortune. But as I often said to you, you had a right to think uv all this long ago, an' not to be the manes uv setting any girl astray. But 'tis too late to talk about id now; so dhrop id in the name o' God." "You don't know the way I do be," said Ned Brophy, "whinever I pass over this bridge. Two hundred pounds is a fine fortune, moreover, whin a man'd want id. But that bush beyand an' the bridge here that kills me." Mat took up a stone from the road and jerked it into the stream, but made no reply. "There now," continued Ned Brophy, with a groan, "I think I'm lookin' at her peltin' the little pebbles into the wather. Och! I do be all right till I stand on this bridge." "Well, don't stand on id," rejoined Mat. "But you're not fit to talk to now; and if you wor itself, there's no use in talkin'." Mat turned his back and then his shoulder to the wind, which was blowing in strong, fitful gusts over the unsheltered bridge. "Come, come," he continued, pulling up his coat collar over his ears, "there's no use in perishin' here." He held the horse while Ned put his foot in the stirrup and mounted; and after saying "safe home," was starting off up the hill, when Ned Brophy suddenly wheeled round his horse and laid his hand on Mat's shoulder, "Mat, what way is she?" he asked. "I didn't see her since the day uv the Station," he replied. "She wasn't at the dance o' Sunday." "Wasn't she, Mat?" he asked in a tone of such real feeling that Mat was moved, and added: "Nelly goes in to see her now an' then; an' she says she is purty well, on'y she can't stir herself to go among the b'ys an' girls like she used." "I'm tould," Ned continued, "the mother is very bitther agin me. But Tom or herse'f says nothin'." "Nancy Hogan couldn't say a hard word uv any wan," returned Mat Donovan. "But I'd rather you wouldn't meet Jemmy till his passion cools. Good night, an' safe home. An' mind your hat goin' through the bog, if you don't want to have id swep' where 'twon't be as aisy for you to find it as in the quarry." Ned Brophy rode away at a brisk trot, and Mat the Thrasher turned toward home, remarking, as he did so, that the light had disappeared from the little window. CHAPTER XXIV. "GOD BE WITH YE!" THE disappearance of the light was accounted for when, after shutting the door behind him, he saw Phil Lahy sitting at the fire reading a newspaper, and Billy Heffernan holding the candle for him. "What's the news, Phil?" he asked. "'Tis an American paper I'm afther gettin' the lend of," replied Phil Lahy. "But I can't see much in id that we hadn't before, except that speech of Bishop Hughes's. That's a great man," said Phil, solemnly. "But I won't mind readin' the spee -- spee -- speech," he added, pronouncing the word with considerable difficulty, "till to-morrow." "Wouldn't id be time to be goin' home?" Billy Heffernan ventured to suggest. "Yes, Billy. 'Home sweet home, there's no place like home.' I have a poor wife," continued Phil Lahy, turning round and looking straight in Mat Donovan's face, "that wouldn't say a word to me -- no matter what I'd do." "She is a good wife, sure enough," replied Mat, as he gently touched Phil's shin with the tongs, with the view of inducing him to draw his foot out of the fire, into which he had just thrust it. "Billy," said Phil, after staring at him for a minute, "you're lookin' very bad." This was said with a solemnity that quite frightened Billy Heffernan. "You ought," Phil Lahy continued in a fatherly way, "you ought to take a little nourishment. You'd want it." "The divil cut the hand uv me," returned Billy Heffernan, recovering from his fright, "if ever I take a dhrop uv any thing stronger than wather. 'Tis little good id ever done me while I was takin' id." "That is, Billy, because you didn't take it in raison. I'm not takin' anything myself now in a public-house, on account uv a little promise I made. You'd say now," he added, turning suddenly to Mat, "that I was fond uv the dhrop?" He waited for a reply, but Mat only looked into the fire. "No; I wouldn't give you that for a pun-puncheon of it." And Phil laid the top of his finger on his tongue, and after looking at it steadily as if there were a thorn in it, performed the action known as snapping the finger. "Not that would I give for it," he repeated, "on'y for the company." "An' why couldn't you have the company wudout the whiskey?" Nelly asked. "Many's the pleasant company I see where there wasn't either a pint or a glass." "Nelly," said Phil, looking very seriously at her, but answering her rather wide of the mark, "I forgot thankin' you for the fresh eggs you sent to my poor sick daughter; an' our own hens stopped layin' this I don't know how long." "Faix an' 'tis the same story we'd have ourselves," replied Nelly, "if Mat could have his own way, an' keep the hens out on the roost he made for 'em in the pig-house. We're gettin' --." Here Nelly stopped short. She was about telling him she was getting three-halfpence a couple for her eggs, when it occurred to her it would look as if she wished to let him see the extent of the favour he was thanking her for. "Nelly," said Phil Lahy, with a politeness that was quite affecting, "I'll thank you for wan of them knittin'-needles to ready this pipe." She plied her needles with increased nimbleness for a few seconds, and then handed him one of them. Phil thrust the knitting-needle into the wooden stem of his pipe, but forgot to draw it out, till it came in contact with his nose, as he was putting the pipe to his mouth, which made him start and look very much astonished. "It never could be said of me, Mrs. Donovan," he proceeded -- as he drew out the knitting-needle, which slipped through his fingers several times -- "it never could be said that I" - - here he paused and looked into her face as if something had struck him in the outline of her nose that he had never noticed before -- " that I," he repeated, "ever went to bed wudout sprinklin' the holy wather on myself. An', as long as a man has that to say, he can't be called a drunkard at any rate, Mrs. Donovan." "Let us be goin'," Billy Heffernan suggested. But before the hint could be acted upon -- supposing that Phil Lahy was disposed to act upon it -- the latch was again raised. "I ran in to take my lave of ye, for fear I mightn't see ye again," said a young girl, who stepped lightly into the kitchen, forgetting to close the door behind her. A gust of wind rushed in after her, and was met by another gust that rushed down the chimney; and both gusts joining together, whirled round and round Mat Donovan's kitchen, extinguishing the candle which Billy Heffernan had laid on the end of the bench upon which he sat, and blowing the ashes and some sparks of fire into Mrs. Donovan's lap, causing the good woman to start to her feet and beat her apron as if it were in a blaze about her; and, not content with this mischief, the two gusts of wind whirled up to the thatched roof, and so jostled Nelly Donovan's hens about, on the roost over the door, that their querulous screams at being thus rudely and unseasonably awakened from their repose were piteous to listen to; and then, by way of finishing their frolic, the intruders swept the old red cock himself from the collar-beam, where he re posed in solitary dignity, bringing him down straight upon Phil Lahy's head, who had just risen to his feet and was making an ineffectual effort to comprehend the state of affairs, and upon whom the sudden assault had such an effect that he staggered backward and was coming down in a sitting posture upon the fire, when Billy Heffernan caught him in his arms in time to prevent the unpleasant catastrophe. And the two gusts of wind, having fulfilled their mission, went out of existence as suddenly as they came into Mat the Thrasher's kitchen by the door and by the chimney. Mrs. Donovan blessed herself several times. She had her own private opinion as to the nature of the two gusts of wind; and had not a doubt that the denizens of Maurice Kearney's fort were unusually frolicsome that night -- witness Ned Brophy's hat and the old red cock, who stood upon the hearth-stone looking quite dazed and foolish, as if he were just after receiving a box on the ear, which bothered him to that degree that he was deliberately walking into the fire till Nelly snatched him up in her arms. "Faith, you wor never in Dublin, whoever you are," said Billy Heffernan, as with a vigorous swing he placed Phil Lahy in his chair. "Oh, wisha!" exclaimed the innocent cause of the commotion, "see how I should forget to shut the door." "Light the candle, Billy," said Nelly Donovan, "I wondher who have we at all? Maybe 'tis Judy Connell," "'Tis, Nelly," was the reply. "I'm comin' out from town, an' I didn't like to pass by wudout comin' in to see ye, as I don't know the minute or hour the captain's letter might 'come, an' maybe I mightn't have time to take my lave uv ye." "Sit down, Judy," said Mrs. Donovan sadly. "No, ma'am, thank you," she replied: "Mary is wud me, an' we're in a hurry home, as there's a few friends comin' to see me." "An' is id walkin' ye are?" "No, Nelly; Joe Burke came wud us, an' brought his horse an' car." As she spoke she ran to Nelly, and, flinging her arms round her neck, kissed her, we might say, passionately. She also kissed the old woman, but more calmly. They were all now standing around her, and as she gave her hand to Mat she tried to smile. "God be wud you, Mat," said she, "'tis many's the time we danced together at the Bush." The recollection of those happy times was too much for her, and the tears gushed from her eyes. "God Almighty be wud ye all," she exclaimed in a choking voice, as she hurriedly shook hands with Billy Heffernan and Phil Lahy. And as she turned towards the door, which Nelly ran to open for her, she pressed one hand on her bosom and the other over her eyes, and a cry so full of sorrow burst front her that the tears came rolling down Mat Donovan's cheeks before he could turn away to hide them under the pretext of placing the candle in its usual place on the little window. And a presentiment seized upon him at that moment that his own heart would one day feel the pang that wrung that cry from the heart of Judy Connell. "I never thought," Nelly remarked, when the emigrant girl had left, "that herself an' Joe'd ever be parted." 'Tisn't Joe's fault," Mat returned; " his lase is out, an' he's expectin' the notice every day like the rest of the tinants on the property. As fast as their lases dhrop, out they must go." "An' she tould me last Sunday," continued Nelly, "that on'y for her sisters sendin' for her, she'd never go. She has a sore heart to-night any way," added Nelly with a sigh. "Short she'll think uv Joe, once the say is betune 'em," Billy Heffernan observed, somewhat cynically. "'Tis more likely 'tis short Joe'll think uv her," retorted Nelly, apparently nettled by the insinuation of female inconstancy which Billy's remark implied. "Maybe 'twould be out uv sight out uv mind wud the two uv 'em," Mrs. Donovan observed. "An' may be not," she added more seriously, after a pause. "That," said Mat, who was gazing thoughtfully into the fire, "that depends on the soart they are. The round uv the world wouldn't put some people out uv wan another's mind. But there's more uv 'em," he added, with a shake of the head, "an' the cross uv a stubble garden would do id." "Wisha, would I doubt you for sayin' a quare thing," Nelly replied, with a mixture of surprise and contempt in her tone; "I wondher what put a stubble garden into your head? An' 'tis you're the lad that'd forget a girl before you'd be the cross uv a bosheen, not to say a stubble garden." "The world is only a blue rag, Billy. Have your squeeze out of id," said Mat, shaking off the gloom that seemed to oppress him during the evening, and resuming his usual cheerful look. "There's more of id," returned Nelly. "Whoever called the world a blue rag before? I suppose 'tis because Kit Cummins came in for a squeeze of id a while ago, that put the blue rag into your head. I'd rather a man like yourself, Billy, that wouldn't mind any wan, than a fellow that'd be goin' about palaverin' every girl he'd meet." "I don't know," retorted Mat, with a shrug of his shoulders, "I had my fling among 'em, sure enough; but where's the wan uv 'em that ever had to say a bad word uv me?" Mat gazed into the fire again, with that look of his which had in it such a strange blending of humour and sadness, like the music of his country. The smile was on his lip, and the smile was in his eye. But for all that there was a melting something in big Mat Donovan's face, as he gazed into the turf fire, that made Billy Heffernan expect every moment to see the humourful eye swim in tears and the smiling lips give passage to a sigh. The sigh did come; but not the tears. And Mat Donovan, leaning back in his chair, and with a sidelong glance up at the collar-beams, relieved his feelings, as was his wont on such occasions, by chanting one of his favourite songs. Now, if we were drawing upon our imagination we would give Mat the Thrasher a more suitable song titan he chose to sing on this not eventful night -- so far as our (perhaps) not eventful history is concerned -- even if we were obliged to compose one specially for him. But being simply the faithful chronicler of the sayings and doings, joys and sorrows of Knocknagow, a regard for truth compels us to record that Mat the Thrasher's song was no other than that sentimentalest of sentimental lyrics, "Oh, no, we never mention her." And furthermore, we feel bound to state that this song was second to none in popularity among the music-loving people of Knocknagow. How is this fact to be accounted for? Is there some innate good hid under the lackadaisical in this renowned effort of Mr. Haynes Bailey's muse? Or might it be that "the hawthorn tree" brought the bush near Maurice Kearney's back gate, with its host of tender associations, to the minds of the singers and listeners? Or, to make another, and, probably, the best guess, perhaps the words -- "Were I in a foreign land They'd find no change in me." came home to many a loving heart in Knocknagow? For some or all of these reasons, or for some reason unknown to us, this song, as we have said, was popular in a high degree, from the cross-roads at the foot of the hill to the cross-roads at the top of the hill; and indeed we might say as far as the eye of a spectator standing on Maurice Kearney's fort could reach all around. "'Tis true that I behold no more The valley where we met, I do not see the hawthorn tree, But how can I forget?" So sang Mat the Thrasher. And Nelly, who at first seemed disposed to be scornful, when he came to these words began to accompany him unconsciously, but in an almost inaudible voice. Billy Heffernan bent down with his elbows on his knees and his hands covering his face. Mrs. Donovan's arms dropped by her side, and a dreamy look came into her sad face, as if her thoughts went back to the far past. Yes! there was "a valley where we met" in her memory, and as she smoothed her grey hair over her temples, Mrs. Donovan stealthily wiped a tear from her cheek with the back of her hand. And Mat the Thrasher's song reminds us that at the very last wedding we had the honour of being invited to in the neighbourhood of Knocknagow, the two musicians, standing in the corner appropriated to them, commenced to play a "slow tune" during the interval between two dances; which slow tune so fascinated our good friend, Father Hannigan, who was a bigoted admirer of Irish music, that he left his place behind the mahogany table at the opposite side of the room, and, after pushing his way through the dancers, stood with folded arms close to the musicians, who, flattered by the compliment, put their whole souls into their fiddles. And when we, at the suggestion of the bride's father, went to escort Father Hannigan back to his place at the mahogany table, and to the little comforts "smiling" thereon -- we borrow the expression from a well-known song beginning -- "Let the farmer praise his grounds, Let the huntsman praise his hounds," etc. -- he laid his hand impressively on our shoulder and said in a whisper: "That's a fine thing!" "Why, that," we replied, "is the English sentimental song -- 'Oh, no, we never mention her.'" To which Father Hannigan frowned a scornful contradiction. But we having reiterated the assertion, Father Hannigan listened again, and, suddenly turning to us a with a look of profound amazement, said: "Begor, you're right!" And then Father Hannigan made his way back to the mahogany table, rubbing the side of his head, and evincing all the symptoms of a man conscious of having been "sold." So the music as well as the words of this much-abused lyric has been a puzzle to us. And before dismissing Mr. Haynes Bailey, we must further record that another song of his, though "caviare to the general," was a decided favourite with Mat the Thrasher. He was wont to chant with great feeling how "She wore a wreath of roses the time when first we met," and a "wreath of orange blossoms" on the second occasion. And when once again they met, the widow's cap had taken the place of roses and blossoms. Mat's rendering of this last stanza was quite heart-breaking. But the great triumph was a new reading of the last line but one. In the original it is, we believe, "And there is no one near To press her hand within his own, And wipe away the tear." which Mat altered, whether intentionally or not we never could discover, to "But there was no one near To roll her in his arms, And wipe away a tear." Mat Donovan sang on, with his eyes fixed on the collar- beams, and with a continuous wavy motion of the head, which had a softness in it in harmony with the humorously pathetic look which was peculiar to him when the theme of his song, or his discourse, or his thoughts happened to be that which we are assured rules the court, the camp, the grove, and even "makes the world go round." "As long as the fox runs, he's caught at last," said Mrs. Donovan, looking at Mat, as if she suspected he was in the toils, as long as he seemed to have kept clear of danger. Phil Lahy had been taking a comfortable nap, with his head hanging over the back of his chair, unnoticed by every body except Billy Heffernan, who gave him an occasional push when he showed symptoms of tumbling off. "We must stir him up," said Billy. "Give him a shake, Mat, and tell him to come home." Come, Phil," said Mat, shaking him, "get up and pay for your bed." Phil opened his eyes and stared about him as if the whole place were quite strange to him. But, on recognising Mat, who was shaking him by the collar, Phil Lahy commenced to laugh, as if he thought the proceeding the funniest and most side-splitting of practical jokes. "Mat," said he, "you wor always a play-boy." "The divil a much of a play-boy in id," returned Mat I'm on'y tellin' you to keep your eyes open." No doubt, no doubt," Phil replied, with the look of a man that couldn't laugh if it were to save his life. "No doubt, Mat"; and he nodded so far forward that Billy Heffernan stretched out his hands with a start, imagining that he had taken a sudden fancy to dive head foremost into the fire. Let us be movin', Phil," said Billy Heffernan. " 'Tis gettin' late an' I must be off, an' we may as well go home together." You know, Billy, I have a poor wife that wouldn't say a word to me, no matter what I'd do." I know that," Billy replied, as if 'twas the most sorrowful thing he ever heard in his life. Poor Norah is comin' on finely," Nelly observed. " 'Tis long since I see her lookin' so well as she did to-day. The mention of Norah's name had an instantaneous effect upon her father, who seemed to become almost sober in a moment. Billy Heffernan expected this result, and yet he could not mention Norah's name himself. Billy," said Phil Lahy, looking at him as if it were he and not Nelly who had spoken, or rather as if no one had spoken at all - - "Billy, I have a daughter an' the like uv her is not in the world." He said this confidentially, leaning forward as if he were imparting a secret to him. That affection of the throat which had prevented Billy Heffernan from at once complying with Norah's request that he would play "Auld Lang Syne," was now observed by Nelly Donovan, who was watching him very closely. Perhaps Nelly Donovan had her own reasons for watching Billy Heffernan; and possibly his presence had something to do with her forgetfulness a while ago, in reference to the leeks and "roasters" And when she said that she'd rather a man like him that "wouldn't mind anyone" than a "rag on every bush" like Mat, she had certain misgivings that her words did not exactly apply to Billy's case; and now as she looked at him she felt sure that they did not. But though her first feeling, on making this discovery, was one of disappointment, if not of pain, it soon gave place to admiration and sympathy at the recollection of Norah's pale face. And Nelly Donovan never cared so much for Billy Heffernan as now that she believed he cared for another. "Billy," said Phil Lahy rising from his chair, "you ought to be in your own house. A young man ought to keep regular hours." "Well, I b'lieve so,' replied Billy, getting up from the bench in the corner and stretching his arms. "Good-night to ye." Mat, I have somethin' to be talkin' to you about," Phil observed before he reached the door, "but it will do another time. Good-night, Mrs. Donovan." "Good-night, Phil. Nelly, hold the candle for 'em till they get a-past the turn; I b'lieve the night is very dark." "There's great fear of 'em," returned Nelly in her good humoured way. " Here, take this in your hand," she continued, presenting a blackthorn stick to Billy Heffernan; "maybe you might meet the night-walkers. And 'tis the stick you ought to get," she added, giving him a blow of her open hand as he stepped over the threshold. "'Tis a shame for you," said her mother. "You'll never have a stim uv sinse." At which Nelly Donovan laughed her ringing laugh as she closed the door and fastened it with the back-stick. "Heigho! heart -- wan here an' another in Cork," she exclaimed, as she took the broom from behind the door and tucked up her apron, putting the corner under the string behind her back. Wisha, Mat," she continued, "how long you're about makin' thim couple uv brooms. These sally brooms don't hold a minute. Wan birch broom'd be worth a dozen uv em. "I'll desire Barney to cut the makin's uv 'em," replied Mat, "the next time he's goin' over to Ardboher. I haven't time myself, if you don't want me to go in the night -- or lose a Sunday for 'em." Mat Donovan, we are bound to confess, would not have thought it a mortal sin to cut the makings of a broom on the Sabbath, and by "losing a Sunday" he meant losing a dance, or the hurling, or the hunt, which he could only enjoy on the day of rest. As he spoke to his sister, he unfolded a crumpled ballad, and was just beginning to hum the chorus, when his mother reminded him that it was time to go to bed. Well, I b'lieve so," he replied, rolling the ballad between his hands, like a ball, and replacing it in his waistcoat pocket. "What raison do you rowl id up that way instead of foldin' id right?" Nelly asked, "I thought 'twas goin' to play scut wud id you wor." "You know nothin'," returned Mat; "if I folded Id right, as you say, 'twould cut in my pocket; an' now id won't." He was on his knees by his bedside without requiring another hint. And by the time his mother and Nelly had their prayers said, and the house swept, and the fire raked, Mat the Thrasher was sound asleep. And so, for the present, we wish good-night to the occupants of this humble little Tipperary home. CHAPTER XXV. PHIL LAHY IN THE BOSOM OF HIS FAMILY. BILLY Heffernan, on reaching his own door, was about bidding his companion good-night, when it occurred to him that Phil might take it into his head to pay a visit to Jack Delaney's forge, from the door of which, late as it was, a gleam of light shone out at intervals, indicating that the blacksmith had some work in hand which it was necessary to finish before morning. Billy Heffernan's suspicion proved well founded; for, after reflecting for a minute or two, Phil said: "Billy, I'll wish you good-night. I'll take a walk down to the forge. I want to talk to Jack Delaney about -- about a little business." "Sure you can see him to-morrow, or any time," replied Billy. Phil put his finger and thumb into his waistcoat-pocket, and taking out the last shilling of what Mat the Thrasher had given him, he fell into a deep reverie. Faith, I b'lieve 'tis burnin' you," said Billy Heffernan to himself. "'Tis gettin' late," he observed aloud; "an' maybe if you stopped out any longer Norah might be frettin'." This decided Phil, who walked off so quickly that Billy found himself standing alone in the middle of the road. He was about turning towards his own door -- a little disappointed, perhaps -- when Phil was at his side again as suddenly as he had left it. "Billy," said he, "you may as well come in for a minute." This invitation was not prompted by politeness on Phil Lahy's part. Perhaps if it were, Billy Heffernan would have declined it. But he knew Phil shrank from meeting his wife alone -- which may appear strange, for it was quite true that she "wouldn't say a word to him no matter what he'd do," as he said at Mat Donovan's But perhaps this forbearance was the secret of her influence. "Norah, you ought to be in bed," said Phil Lahy in a mild, parental tone, as he laid his hat on the top of the press near his shop-board, with the air of a man who had been labouring hard since daybreak to maintain his family respectably. For Phil Lahy really seemed to be quite satisfied that he was the prop of the household. And when he did happen to do anything useful -- such, for instance, as transferring a customer's account from his wife's board, where it was chalked in the shape of "strokes and O's," to the account book, or buying a couple of "slips" at the fair -- Phi Lahy had the look of a martyr who was slaving from year's end to year's end to keep a roof over the heads of his wife and children. He was apt to get those "weaknesses," too, to which he was subject on these occasions, and his hints as to the necessity of a little" nourishment" were both strong and frequent. At certain seasons, too, he was wont to take sudden fits of industry, which usually lasted half-an-hour at a time, and evinced themselves in "digging the haggart"; and 'twas wonderful how often the handle of his spade would get loose, and how every one would be in his way while he searched for the hammer, or sharpened a knife, to make a wedge, on the brown flag at the shop door. In reference to this peculiarity Mat the Thrasher was heard to declare that if Phil Lahy "on'y turned a dog up from the fire you'd think the whole house was dependin' on him." "You know, Norah," he continued, in a tone of mild reproach, "it doesn't answer you to be up late." "An' sure you know," replied his wife, "that she wouldn't go to bed till you'd come home; and if she did itself she couldn't sleep." "I was readin' an American paper over at Mat's," said he. "Billy Heffernan and myself happened to be there, an' we didn't feel the time passin'. I told Nelly how much obliged to her you were for the fresh eggs." This was a deep stroke of Phil's; and he began to feel that he had been discharging an important duty during the evening which placed them all under an obligation to him. "I think," he continued, as if he thought he might law fully allow himself a little relaxation at last, " I think I'll look over the bishop's speech." He sat down by the end of the table next the fire, and snuffed the candle with his fingers. There were cups and saucers and a loaf of bread cut into substantial slices on the table; and as soon as Billy Heffernan observed them he was moving silently towards the door. No one noticed him but Norah, who turned round in her chair and followed him with her eyes. Such an effort was so unusual with her, that her mother looked up in surprise to see what had happened. But observing nothing but Billy Heffernan's retreating figure, she turned to Norah for, an explanation; and her look of inquiry was met by one of mild reproach from Norah's dark eyes. Mrs. Lahy was for a moment quite at a loss to understand what had gone wrong; but the real state of affairs suddenly flashed upon her, and starting up she seized Billy Heffernan by the shoulder before he had reached the door. "Wisha, Billy," said she, "what did we do to you?" "Nothin'," he replied," quite taken by surprise. "Who said ye did anything to me?" Here, go over there to the corner and sit down, an' have cup uv tay wud us." Billy hesitated; but Mrs. Lahy pushed him by main force to the seat in the corner; and a glance from Norah decided him. "I'll first run up," said Billy, "to throw a sop uv hay to he mule, and I'll be back in a minute." "How bad she is!" returned Honor Lahy. "She can wait till you go home." "Well," said Billy Heffernan, scratching his head uneasily, I haven't the flute.' This remark made Norah smile; and she gave him one of those looks -- those melancholy, grateful looks -- that always brought something into Billy Heffernan's throat. "You're sure you'll come back now?" said Honor Lahy, keeping her position between him and the door. "Well, I will," he replied. And she let him pass, and returned to her stool to finish the toasting and buttering of a thin piece of bread which she had left on a plate on the hearth when she started up to prevent Billy Heffernan's exit. Billy was soon back with his flute; but before he had time to screw the joints together, Mrs. Lahy snatched them from him, and laid them aside with Phil's American paper. And taking the sturdy little black tea-pot from the hearth, having first placed the table in front of the fire, she poured out the tea. Billy Heffernan reached for his cup without leaving his seat in the chimney-corner. Norah's was laid with her toast on a chair near her, and Honor and Phil sat at the table, having the full benefit of the turf fire. Altogether it was a pleasant little party. Phil Lahy was not insensible to the comforts by which he as surrounded and their influence lost nothing by the reflection that he himself was the source and creator of them all. He was more than half sober by the time the first cup of tea was discussed, and talked so wisely, and learnedly, and feelingly upon various subjects that his wife's admiration actually shone in her face till it rivalled the turf fire in brightness; and poor Norah, as she looked at him with a kind of wondering fondness, said to herself: "Ah! if he never came home any worse than he is now, how happy we'd all be!" Supper over, Mrs. Lahy handed Phil his newspaper, and Billy Heffernan his flute; but just as Phil had adjusted his spectacles on his nose, and as Billy was in the act of blowing the first note of the" Humours of Glyn," the half-door opened and Mr. Beresford Pender's servant came in with one of the lamps of his master's tax-cart in his hand. "The wind is afther quenchin' the lamp on us," said he, "as we wor passin' the quarry, and I came in for a light." Honor Lahy made 'the Sign of the Cross on her forehead. She and Mrs. Donovan had more than once compared notes in reference to that same quarry, and the conclusion arrived at was that certain folk who need not be mentioned had "a passage" through it. Honor Lahy handed the candle to the man, but as he found some difficulty in lighting the lamp, Mr. Beresford Pender himself made his appearance. "What's delaying you?" he asked in his tremendous voice. The delay was not much; but minutes seemed hours to Mr. Beresford Pender when he happened to be left alone at night, particularly in the neighbourhood of those properties with which his father had any connection as agent or assist ant agent. He began at once to bluster as he examined his pistols, and muttered of murderers, and robbers, and Papists and rebels, till poor Norah became quite frightened. But the oaths with which he interlarded his blustering were so shocking that the poor girl shuddered to listen to them. One was so horribly impious that she put her hands to her ears with a low cry, which she was unable to suppress. He turned round and glared at her, but swore no more till the servant came in to say the lamps were lighted. After looking again at Norah, Mr. Beresford Pender said, almost in a kind voice: "Good-night, Mrs: Lahy, I'm obliged to you. I hope I didn't disturb your daughter." "Oh, no, sir," Honor replied in a low tone, not at all like her usual hearty good-natured way of addressing people. And Norah looked up in surprise, as if she could scarcely believe he was the same man whose language had so shocked her. Perhaps he was not the same man. Who knows? Be sure, however, that Norah Lahys are not sent into this busy world for nothing. This unlooked-for intrusion cast a gloom over the little party. Honor Lahy could not shake off the feeling that Mr. Beresford Pender's appearance was a "sign of bad luck." But, notwithstanding, Billy Heffernan played the "Humours of Glyn," with variations, and several other melodies, grave and gay, before he bade them good-night. "Oh, wisha!" exclaimed Honor Lahy, "he put Tommy's cup out uv my head. And now," she added, after tasting it, "'tis cowld." But, though not as hot as might be wished, Tommy relished the cup of tea very much, and smacked his lips as he despatched it, with the heel of the loaf, sitting up in bed; for Tommy had been sound asleep for a couple of hours, when he opened his eyes and commenced whistling the "Humours of Glyn" in excellent accord with Billy Heffernan's flute -- till Billy came to the variations, which so aggravated Tommy Lahy that he pulled the blankets over his head, and turned round with his face against the bolster, in order to shut out the tantalizing vagaries of the musician altogether. And in this position his mother found him when she brought him his share of the feast. I'm afeard you'll be tired after stayin' up so late." "Oh, no, mother, I was never so happy." "Well, come, alanna." She took Norah in her arms and carried her to her bedroom. "Put up that newspaper now, Phil. You know 'tis all hours." "Five minutes," returned Phil. "I have the speech finished all but a quarter of a column." "What's that?" Honor exclaimed in a whisper, with a frightened look. Don't mind," replied Phil as he read on. "'Tis on'y a slate that's after bein' blown off the house.'! 'Tis a terribly stormy night," said Honor. "Listen." "I hear it," said Phil, as he folded his newspaper. "The almanac mentioned that we were likely to have either storms or heavy rain this month, or frost and snow, unless the wind happened to be from the south, or east, or north-west, and then tolerably fine weather was to be expected, with occasional showers." "Wisha, now," said Honor, as if her fears were quite dissipated by this explanation. "Go to bed now, Phil, an' let me ready-up the place." "I'll kneel down here," replied Phil, "and read my penance. Hand me the prayer-book." "Remind me to-morrow," said he, as he closed the door behind him, "of Tom Donnelly's breeches." "I will," replied Honor; "an' I hope you'll finish id at wance. His wife was complainin' to-day that he hadn't a stitch uv dacency." "Well, he won't have that to say much longer," replied Phil, "so far as the breeches goes." And Phil sprinkled himself with the holy water, and lay down to sleep with a mind at peace with himself and the world. "I tell you what," he muttered to himself, as he wrapped the blanket tightly over his shoulders, "Phil Lahy is -- is -- is -- a fine fellow!" With which comfortable reflection Phil Lahy began to snore. CHAPTER XXVI. A BRIDEGROOM WHO COULDN'T DESCRIBE HIS BRIDE. "I HOPE you enjoyed the hunt yesterday, Mr. Lowe," said Mary. "Oh, very much," he replied. "The harriers are an excellent little pack. But I must confess I thought the country rather stiff; particularly beyond the hill." "But how did you get through the bog? Grace and I could see you all in a cluster in the wood; and Grace said she could see the hounds going through the heath over the high part of the bog; but I could not see them." "Did they not go through the place where the heath is?" Grace asked, turning to Richard. "Yes; and into the wood at the other side; and we don't know what became of them after that;" "I knew I could not be mistaken," said Grace. "Though Mary wanted to persuade me it was a flock of geese I mistook for the hounds." "We thought ye'd be back to dinner," said Mrs. Kearney. "We were an hour later than usual. But Hugh said if ye had not gone somewhere ye'd be home before then, and there was no use waiting." Mr. Lowe apologised; and justly threw all the blame on the doctor. "The fact is," said the doctor, "Bob Lloyd insisted that we should dine with him. He had young Hemphill and a few more friends." "Mr. Beresford Pender among the number I suppose," said Mary. "No, he didn't ask him; though he was with us at the time. Lloyd doesn't care about him. I think he told me his father overreached him in some money transaction." "Depend your life on old Isaac for that," said Mr. Kearney. "By-the-by," said Mr. Lowe, turning to Grace, "your friend young Mr. Hanly was there -- I mean at the hunt. And he is really one of the boldest riders I ever saw. He had an unbroken colt with his tail down to the ground and all covered over with mud -- as indeed was the rider, for they both rolled over in a muddy ditch." Grace laughed at this description of her admirer. It was agreed on all hands that she had made a conquest during the short time she had been Lory's partner in the dance. He had come back several times to shake hands with her and bid her good-night; renewing his offer to show her the cave each time; besides telling her he could lend her Pope's Homer, or the Rambler, or Thomson's Seasons, or Goldsmith's Poetical Works. "I'll bring them all to you," said Lory. But Grace assured him all those books were in her papa's library; and Lory, shaking hands with her for the fifth time, mounted to his place in the phaeton; but tumbled out again immediately, and thrusting his long neck inside the drawing-room door, startled Mrs. Kearney with the announcement that he had "The Devil on Two Sticks." "And four volumes of the 'Spectator,'" added Lory, "and the second volume of 'Tom Jones.'" So that it was agreed on all hands that she had made a conquest. And the moment Lory was mentioned, Mary looked at her, but Grace frowned scornfully -- till the picture called up by Mr. Lowe of Lory mounted upon an untrained colt with a long tail and covered with mud, forced her to laugh whether she would or not. "He certainly has pluck," said Mr. Lowe; "and rides remarkably well." An almost imperceptible motion of the head -- something between a nod and a toss -- and a certain thoughtfulness in her look, led Mary to suspect that Miss Grace was just saying to herself that a young gentleman who had pluck was not to be despised. And in fact Grace resolved that her reception of him the next time should be more gracious than it had been on previous occasions when he came to pay his respects. She remembered his love of books, and that some of his remarks were very striking. She even began to think that there was something manly in what Mrs. Kearney called his "terrible throat." So that it was quite lucky for Lory that Mr. Lowe gave him credit for pluck. To be sure it could be wished, Grace thought, that his coat were wider in the shoulders and longer in the skirts, and the other garment less suggestive of carrying several stones of potatoes in the rear. It was to be regretted, too, that his hair stuck out straight from his head, and that there were so many pimples on his face. But that one virtue of pluck covered a multitude of defects, and Lory was gaining ground rapidly. She recalled, too -- what she did not before consider worth attending to -- that Lory had insinuated that he would exert all his eloquence to induce his sister to give him her jay, which was both a pretty and an intelligent bird, and in case of success that he, Lory, would be most happy to present the jay to Miss Kiely. Grace remembered all this now, and hoped Lory would keep his word; and if he appeared mounted upon the long- tailed colt, so much the better. Her cogitations were broken in upon by Mr. Kearney asking Mr. Lowe abruptly, how did he like the Hall. "'Tis a very fine place," Mr. Lowe replied. " I wonder how my grandfather parted with it." "He could not help it," returned Mr. Kearney bluntly, " the property was going to be put into Chancery at that time, and Somerfield gave him a large fine. We all made money for him. I lent him eight hundred pounds myself." Mrs. Kearney started as if from a reverie, and was on the point of announcing that the eight hundred pounds were given to her by her Uncle Dan; but Mary suggested at the moment that Mr. Lowe would have another cup of tea, which caused Mrs. Kearney to start again. The cup of tea knocked the eight hundred pounds out of her head, and her Uncle Dan was left to rest in peace for the present. "Has Mr. Somerfield any landed property of his own?" Lowe asked. "Yes, he has a nice little property near the old church you were looking at the other day. And his son has two or three farms very cheap." "How can he afford to keep a pack of hounds?" Oh, that's not much; they're billeted among the tenants, and the son is a good judge of horses, and makes money by them. He has several agencies, too, and a d--n bad agent he is. There is not a lease on any of the properties he is over. He pretends 'tis the landlords refuse to give leases; but 'tis ell known 'tis himself puts 'em up to it. He's a magistrate now. The father was a good sort of an old fellow, nothing troubling him but hunting. But the son is a rogue. He's after turning more people out than any man in the county, and giving the land to Scotch and English tenants at a lower rent, and leases." "I thought you said there were no leases?" I mean to the old tenants. But the Englishmen and Scotchmen are sure of leases." "I had no idea such a system was being carried out." 'You'll probably learn more about it when you see Mr. Pender," said Hugh. "Sir Garrett said nothing about it," replied Mr. Lowe. "I suspect," said Hugh, "he knows nothing about it." This was all very uninteresting to Grace and the doctor, and they were both leaving the room, after yawning several times, when the door opened, and a servant informed Mr. Kearney that Ned Brophy wanted to speak to him. "Tell him to come in," said Mr. Kearney. "I suppose he is coming to remind us of the wedding." Ned Brophy soon appeared with his "clothes spic-and-span new," as the song says; but we cannot add, "without e'er a speck," for Ned's clothes were pretty well speckled with mud -- and not his clothes only, for a pellet of the mud had hardened and dried on his right cheek under the eye, and two or three smaller spots were visible about his temples. Ned was accompanied by his "best man," Mat Donovan. "Sit down, Ned; come, Mat, sit down here," said Maurice Kearney, placing two chairs near the window. "Well, Ned, what's the news?" "A fine wet day, sir," replied Ned, who felt and looked somewhat embarrassed as he glanced at Mat to help him on. "Ned that's afther comin' over, sir, for the lend uv the ould mare to carry home the wife," said Mat Donovan. This request seemed to surprise Mr. Kearney, who looked at Ned as if he expected some explanation of it. "I have Tom Bolen's side-car," said Ned, rousing himself, "an' this coult uv mine is in the habit of runnin' away, an' I don't like to venture to drive him in harness, as if he made off on the way home, 'twouldn't look well." "An' he says I can ride the coult," Mat added, "an' as the mare was idle 'tis I put id into his head to ax the lend uv her. He was goin' to hire a car, but I tould him he needn't, an' 'twould be dacenter not, as people'd say he hadn't a horse uv his own to bring home the wife." Mat Donovan was quite sincere in recommending this arrangement to Ned Brophy. But he might not have been so positive in urging it if the opportunity of figuring in the blue body- coat on the colt were out of the question. Yet Mat Donovan had no thought of captivating some farmer's daughter with a good fortune, as Honor Lahy prophesied he would be sure to do. "Oh! very well," said Mr. Kearney, "you can get the mare, Ned." "Thank'ee, sir. You needn't fear but I'll be careful uv her." "Don't stir," continued Mr. Kearney, as they were rising to go. "Wait till the mare is ready. -- Go out to Wattletoes," he added, turning to his youngest son, "and tell him to get the mare for Ned Brophy." "And will you tell him to show me my thrush's nest?" "You were a fool," replied his father, "to give him the cake till he showed you the nest. That was buying a pig in a bag." "He says now," returned Willie, "that the old one was in the ivy and was listening when be promised to show me the nest, and that she took the young ones all off to Ballydaheen wood; but that he'll go after them the next day he has time; and if he can't find them he says he'll pull a grand stick for me -- a holly oak stick with blackthorn knobs on it, he says." "A holly oak stick with blackthorn knobs on it!" repeated his father. "Would I doubt Wattletoes?" There was a silence of some minutes after Willie had gone to order the mare, which Mat the Thrasher felt a little embarrassing, particularly as he saw Grace pulling Mary by the sleeve and calling her attention to himself. "I never see this girl yet, Ned is gettin', sir," said Mat. "Well, maybe Ned would describe her for us now." "Wisha, begor I couldn't, sir," replied Ned, scratching his. poll and looking puzzled. "I never see her but twice, an' I was dhrunk the two turns." All eyes were turned with laughing surprise on the speaker, who, at the moment, was anything but a picture of happiness. "I'm tould, sir," said Mat indignantly, "she's wan uv the finest girls in the parish. How d--n well you wor able to see the two hundhred sovereigns." "And the old saucepan," said Mr. Kearney. "Did you get the money, Ned?" "No, sir," he replied solemnly, "but it was counted out on the table the first day I was at the house, an' put back again." "An' you wouldn't miss it out of it?" said Mr. Kearney, who seemed to enjoy the matter immensely. "Hardly," replied Ned. "I never see such a show uv money together before. It reminded me uv California or the Bank uv Ireland." "You'd betther not lose any more time," Mat observed. " 'Tis gettin' late." "That's a fine new coat you have, Mat," said Mr. Kearney, looking at him admiringly as the Thrasher drew himself up to his full height. "'Tis in compliment to Ned I got it, sir," returned Mat. "You ought to do something for yourself. Make your harvest at the wedding -- maybe you could get a haul at the old saucepan." "Thim times is gone, sir," replied Mat. "No chance now of farmers' daughters an' 'five hundred pounds in goold,' as the song says." And Mat glanced at Miss Kearney in a manner that quite annoyed Mr. Lowe. "He's an impertinent fellow, after all," he thought. But so far from being offended, Mary returned Mat's smile in a manner that made the young gentleman quite angry. "I don't know that," returned Mr. Kearney. "Try your luck with one of the other sisters, an' Ned will put in a good word for you." "Well, I b'lieve he would, sir," replied Mat, "if there was any use." "I hope you'll be over wud us to-night, sir," said Ned, as he was going. "And if Miss Kearney or Miss Kiely would like to have a dance they'd be heartily welcome." "I'm getting old now, Ned," Maurice Kearney replied. "But Hugh will go. I must take care of myself or this woman might be on the look-out one of those days." "Indeed," said Mrs. Kearney, indignantly, taking the matter in downright earnest, "that's what one of the name never did. No one could ever say that one of the Ballydunmore family ever married a second time." "Maybe 'twasn't their fault," exclaimed her husband, who was evidently enjoying the fun. "You're quite mistaken," returned Mrs. Kearney. "My Aunt Judith had more proposals than all the young girls of the county, and she never accepted one of them -- though my Uncle Dan said she ought to marry. But she never did." And Mrs. Kearney left the room quite offended. "Mat looks much more like the happy man than Ned," Grace observed, when they had left. "And, indeed, it would not surprise me if it was he got the two hundred pounds out of the old saucepan, and not Ned." "If poverty enters the door," said Mary; "you know what you said to Father M'Mahon." "Well, that's true," replied Grace, with a shake of the head. "'Twould be all very well if that view of the case could be kept out of sight." "I fear, Mr. Lowe," said Mary as she took up her work at a little table near one of the windows, "I fear this will be a wet day." "Yes, I fear it will continue wet," he replied, after walking to the window, and looking up to the drifting clouds. Mr. Lowe said "feared," but he meant "hoped." "A wet day in the country is an awful bore," said the doctor, who was just then thinking how certain chums of his in Dublin would spend the day, and wondering why Keating didn't answer his last letter. Mr. Lowe, on the contrary, thought a wet day in the country anything but a bore under certain circumstances, though he did not say so. To the surprise of all present the door opened, and Mat Donovan advanced a step or two into the room, and stood rubbing his chin as if he had something to say, but did not know how to begin. Mary looked round the room, supposing that he had forgotten something, and seeing a walking-stick standing in one of the corners, she took it in her hand, and said: "Perhaps this is your stick, Mat." "No, Miss," replied Mat, whose eyes were fixed on Grace. "But I'm comin' to ax a favour of Miss Grace, if she'd have no' objection." "Oh, what is it?" Grace asked with quite a coquettish air. "Well, Miss, there's a little delay about the harness, an' I said to myself I'd run in an' ax you to play that tune for me you were playin' th' other evening for the masther. 'Tisn't but that I know it uv ould," Mat added, "but someway I'm running into another tune in the middle uv the succond part, an' I have a raison for wishin' to hear id agin." "What's the name of it?" she asked. "It goes by the name uv 'Nach m-baineaun sin do,' Miss," replied Mat, "but 'tis many's the name id is called." "It must be one of the Melodies," Grace observed, turning to Mary. " But the question is, which of them is it?" I can't remember," Mary replied, "but I suppose it must be one of those you always play for my father." Grace pressed her finger on her lip, and seemed to be seeking the solution of a mystery. "Is the tune you want," she asked, "ever called 'Langolee'?" "No, Miss, I know that; an' you played it beautiful, too. But 'twas in the same book -- the large wan wud the goold harp on the cover." "Come and we'll look for it," exclaimed Grace, jumping from her seat, and running out of the room. CHAPTER XXVII. THE JAY. MARY stood up and asked Mat to come to the drawing- room, where they found Grace already sitting at the piano. "Oh, my goodness!" she exclaimed, looking round, "what sort of gentlemen are those?" But before she could proceed further with her censure, Mr. Lowe was at his post and placed the music before her. "Well, now, let me think of all Mr. Kearney's tunes," said she, turning over the leaves. "Listen to this one, Mat." "No, Miss," replied Mat, shaking his head, "that's 'Moll Row in the Morning.'" "Well, this,", and she played a few bars of another. Mat shook his head again. "Oh, I think I know it now," she exclaimed,, as she turned rapidly over the leaves. "Why, here it is, with the very same name he has mentioned. Mr. Kearney has some words to it about -- "I'll go to the fair, and I'll sell my old cow, For twenty-five shillings, one pound and one crown, I'll drink what I earn, and pay what I owe, And what's that to any man whether or no?" "That's id, Miss!" Mat exclaimed, in quite an excited way. "'Tis 'They may Rail at this Life,'" said Grace, turning to Mary. "Sit down, Mat." Mat's spirit was attentive as she played; and after a little while he began to move his head from side to side and turned his eyes to the ceiling. Mary watched him with a smile; for it seemed quite evident he was mentally going through his song with all possible care. Her suspicion in this respect was confirmed beyond all doubt when Mat thrust his hand into his pocket and pulled out a sheet of paper which he hastily unfolded, and, after glancing at it for a moment, turned his eyes again to the ceiling and commenced what he would himself call "humouring" the tune. "Good luck to you, Miss," he exclaimed, when she had stopped playing. "I think I have id purty well now." "I think, Mat," said Mary, "you ought to sing the song for us." "Begor, I couldn't, Miss," he replied, after some hesitation. "I'll thry an' sing id to-night for 'em. 'Tis a new song I got from the young schoolmaster over at Loughneen; an' I said I'd get id be heart an' sing id at the fust weddin' I'd be at; an' Ned's happens to be the fust. Though, faith, Miss Mary, I was thinkin' I might be singin' id at your own this turn." Though the look which accompanied this last observation was precisely the same as that which so annoyed Mr. Lowe in the parlour, he now laughed and saw nothing at all impertinent in it. "Mat is surely a deluder," said Grace, when he had left. I'm quite vexed that he never favours me with any of his admiring glances." "You like to be admired, Miss Grace," said Mr. Lowe. "Who does not, I'd like to know? Though some people may pretend not to care about it." And she glanced at Mary. "Take care," said Mary, "or I'll tell Mr. Lowe what you said about him the other day." "And will you tell him that somebody else said I was right?" Mary got a little frightened; and, lest she should have the worst of it in such an encounter, she hurried back to the parlour and took up her work. Hugh was sitting at the little table near the window, he had gone out with the intention of walking over the farm, but turned back on finding the rain was heavier than he expected. Mr. Lowe and Grace immediately followed Mary, and there was much lively chat on the subject of the manners and customs of the peasantry, suggested by Mat Donovan's visit. Grace had quite a fund of anecdotes, picked up at those "literary dinners" she alluded to when trying to find the "solution of the mystery" connected with the tracks in the snow. Hugh was silent; but to the watchful eye of his sister, it was plain he was enjoying Grace's lively sallies and merry laughter. He leant over the back of his chair and during a lull in the conversation seemed to have fallen asleep. Mary called Grace's attention to him, in order that she might do something to rouse him. His long black hair hung over the table, and Grace happened to have the scissors in her hand, clipped off a lock. Hugh started up, and seeing what she had done, snatched the scissors from her; and twisting a tress of her hair round and round his finger, cut it off, to her consternation. "Oh, you wretch!" she exclaimed, pulling down her hair to see what amount of damage he had done. But finding the tress would not be missed, she resumed her good humour. "Could you invent anything for us to do?" the doctor asked piteously, from the sofa. "'Tis too wet to go out," replied Hugh. "It is too bad," said Mary, "that Mr. Lowe must remain a prisoner." "I assure you," he replied, "I can be resigned to my fate." "Will you go to the wedding?" she asked, turning to Hugh. "I suppose I must. There is no getting out of it, as my father won't go." "He is a great stay-at-home, Mr. Lowe. He will not go anywhere but when he can't help it. And you saw he does not even dance quadrilles." "Except when he has someone to lead him like a bear," said Grace. "Was it not customary," Hugh asked with solemnity, "when dancing bears used to be exhibited, to have the bear led by a monkey? I think I read about such a thing somewhere." "I see what you mean, sir," said Grace. "Perhaps it is all fair." "A hit," said the doctor, "a palpable hit. But I'd sooner have expected it from Lory. He's devilish clever at that sort of thing." "Is he, indeed? Then I was peculiarly fortunate in getting two such clever partners." "You are a match for them," said Mary laughing. "A match -- you are certainly complimentary." "I mean you are able for them all -- to give them tit for tat." "Quid pro quo," replied Grace. "I should hope so." It would be diamond cut diamond," said Mary. "Diamond!" repeated Grace. "Do you call him a diamond?" And she nodded her head towards Hugh, in a way that made the doctor break into a horse-laugh, and kick up his heels on the sofa. "Or," she continued, opening her eyes, in which there vas a curious blending of astonishment and fun, "is that the gem?" She pointed out into the lawn; and there was Mr. Lory Hanly doing his best to shelter himself from the rain with the collar of his scanty coat, running towards the house with his head down - - the wind being in his face -- as if he intended making a battering ram of himself to drive in the hall-door. He was covered with mud from head to foot, and it was astonishing how high up and far behind him be managed to fling his heels. Grace hurried out to open the door. She stood back behind it, as if she expected to see Lory shoot past her, and involuntarily held her breath in anticipation of a frightful crash among Mrs. Kearney's crockery; for a vague notion crossed her mind that Lory would be picked up insensible in the pantry at the end of the hall after splitting the door of that sanctum in two with his skull. Lory, however, had stopped himself on the door-step, and Grace stared at him in speechless amazement. The rain was running down in little rivers all over him -- particularly over his eyes; which made it necessary for him to cut off the streams at the eyebrows with the knuckles of his thumbs before he could see distinctly. Lory, too, looked surprised when he found who had opened the door for him. But recovering himself before she could ask him in, he fumbled with one hand under his coat, and then thrust out both arms at full length towards her. "Here he's for you now," said Lory, breathlessly. Grace took what he presented to her mechanically, without having the least notion what it was, and Lory instantly wheeled round -- his hob-nailed boots making as much noise as if a horse had stumbled on the door-step-- and set off for home, forgetting that the wind would be now in his back; the consequence of which was that Lory was precipitated head-foremost, and had to run on all-fours for good ten yards before he could recover himself. Once in an upright position, however, he was blown back to the avenue gate without further exertion from himself than lifting his feet and keeping one hand clapped against his poll to prevent his cap from being swept across the bog, and, peradventure, stuck into a crevice of the old castle, like the piece of an old petticoat -- to which it bore a striking resemblance -- in the broken window of Jack Delaney's sleeping apartment behind the forge. It was observed, too, that the wind kept Lory's diminutive skirts stuck against his back, as if they had been pinned up under the shoulder-blades. He had actually reached the gate before Grace recovered from her surprise, even so far as to think of shutting the door. But then she could not use her hands for that purpose, and as she was collecting her senses to think what was to be done, Hugh came out to know what had happened to make Lory beat so precipitate a retreat. "What is it all about, Grace?" he asked, as he closed the hall-door. "What have you done, to frighten Lory? Has he popped the question and been rejected? The effect was dreadful. I very much fear the young gentleman's body may be found, nine days hence, floating in the Poulnamuck." But Grace returned to the parlour without noticing his banter, and was holding out Lory's gift to satisfy her own and her friends' curiosity, when a sharp pinch on the wrist made her let it go with a scream. And "with many a flirt and flutter," like the celebrated raven, Lory's jay perched upon Miss Kearney's work- box. He looked about him with the utmost nonchalance and then winked his eyes several times and moved his neck as if he had been sleeping in an uneasy position; and then the jay opened his beak and yawned, as if he were very drowsy, and meant to go to sleep again: But just as he was burying his head cosily between his shoulders, he caught a glimpse of himself in the lid of the work- box, and the sight so far awakened his curiosity that he pecked at the rosewood, and in doing so his feet began to slip upon its polished surface: whereupon the jay extended his wings' a little, and jerked up his tail. What followed we shall not venture to describe; but Mary jumped from her place near the table with a scream almost as loud as Grace's when she got the pinch on the wrist. The doctor turned round to see what had happened; and seeing it, flung himself on his back, and commenced cutting capers with his feet in the air. "That Lory is a genius," said the doctor. "He has cured me of a severe fit of the blues. I'm eternally indebted to him." Grace got into good humour, too, and after carefully pulling down her cuffs, she ventured to take the jay between her hands again. "I'll go and make Ellie happy," she said, running away, holding the jay at arm's-length above her head. The sky began to brighten over the hills, and Hugh predicted that the remainder of the day would be fine. The wind continued to blow; but before evening the sun flashed through the broken clouds, and it was agreed on all hands, that Ned Brophy's "hauling home" would be more propitious than could have been anticipated a few hours earlier. "I wonder," said Mrs. Kearney, who came into the parlour in an evidently distressed state of mind -- "I wonder what can be delaying Barney? And he has things we want for the dinner." "I suppose it was the heavy rain," Mary replied. "No one would face out in such a storm; and I daresay Barney waited till it cleared up." "Even if he did, he might be here now." "Well, you know," said Mary, "Mr. Lowe has decided on going to the wedding with Hugh, so you need not be particular about our dinner to-day." "Why so?" Mrs. Kearney asked, as if she could not see the force of the reasoning. "Why, of course, if they go at all, they'll be there for dinner." "Oh, yes, they call it a dinner, but it will be more like a supper. I'll engage it won't be on the table before eleven o'clock -- or ten the earliest." "Well, even so," replied Mary. "They'll go at the usual hour, and you need not be so particular about our dinner to-day." "'Tis too late already," rejoined Mrs. Kearney, with a sigh, "to think of roasting a bit of beef. But if that fellow was home in time, sure I could have a nice steak for them at any rate. He's always disappointing me, and making mistakes, bringing wrong things, and running after peepshows, and ballad-singers, and Punches and Judys. My heart is broken with him," continued Mrs. Kearney, sighing deeply. "But indeed," she added with severe dignity, as she folded her plump hands and rested them on her knees -- "but indeed, only for the respect my Uncle Dan had for his mother I wouldn't keep him another hour under the roof of the house." Mary was not at all apprehensive that Barney was in danger of instant dismissal; but wishing to put her mother into good humour she observed, as if to herself, that "poor Barney was very devoted and strictly honest." "Well, indeed," replied her mother in a softened tone, "there's nothing to be said against his honesty. His father would lay down his life for my Uncle Dan, and, indeed, I believe poor Barney would do the same for any one of the name." CHAPTER XXVIII. BARNEY WINS A BET, AND LOSES MUCH PRECIOUS TIME. THE cause of Mrs. Kearney's trouble was all this time comfortably ensconced in the chimney corner, in the little kitchen behind Mrs. Burke's shop, with his foot on the hob -- which foot, by the way, the servant girl had seized with the tongs while making the fire, mistaking it for a sod of turf of the description known as "hand turf"; in the manufacture of which the moulders allow free scope to their fancy, and occasionally produce a marvel of grotesqueness. Barney had but just reached Mrs. Burke's door, when the rain began to pour down in right earnest. So, after putting Bobby under a shed in the yard, he took possession of the corner, and kept it without flinching even when the fire was at the hottest, and the big black pot hanging over it was enveloped in the blaze -- which drew from the girl who had attempted to boil the potatoes with his foot, the remark that "the divil a wan else she ever knew could stand the same corner but Dan Brit and John Roche, the lime- burners." "An' spake uv the ould boy an' he'll appear," she added; here is Dan himse'f." The individual spoken of drew a chair to the fire, scowling at Barney as if he considered him an intruder. It could be seen at a glance that Dan Brit was not a model of sobriety. After eyeing Barney in silence for a minute, he was turning to the girl to order a pint of porter, when he looked again at him and hesitated. In fact, Dan Brit was debating with himself whether, if he ventured to ask Barney to take a drink, was Barney the sort of person to say afterwards, "Let us have another." And in case he was the man to say so, Dan Brit had his mind made up to call back the girl just as she was going for the two pints of porter, saying, "Kitty, I'll take a glass of the old malt; I'm not very' well to-day." And so Dan Brit would have a glass of whiskey, price threepence, in exchange for the pint of porter, price three-halfpence; which, in a social and friendly way, and, in the spirit of a good fellow, he was thinking of pressing Barney Brodherick to accept at his hands. And while Dan Brit was pondering the risks to be run in the matter, his eye fell upon Barney's foot on the hob, which object seemed to fascinate Dan Brit and drive all other objects and subjects out of his thoughts for the time being. "The divil so ugly a foot as that," said Dan Brit, solemnly, I ever see, anyhow." "There's an uglier wan in the house," rejoined Barney. "No, nor in Ireland," returned Dan. "Nor in Europe, Asia, Africa, or America." "Will you bet a quart uv porther?" said Barney. "That there's not an uglier foot in the house?" exclaimed Dan, staring in astonishment at him. "Yes," replied Barney, with spirit, "I'll wager a quart uv porther, an' let Kitty be the judge, that there's an uglier foot in the house." "Done!" exclaimed Dan Brit, who grasped at the certainty of getting a drink without paying for it. "But will you stake the money?" "Ay, will I," said Barney, suiting the action to the word, and slapping down the coppers on a chair near him. "Take that money, Kitty," said Dan Brit, "an' decide the bet." "What is the bet?" Kitty asked.' It was explained to her; and Kitty shook her head sorrow fully, and told Barney he was always a fool. "Stake the money, yourse'f," said Barney. And Dan did so. "Come, give me back that change," said Dan; "an' bring in the drink. The bet is mine." "Wait a bit," returned Barney. "Kitty, give us a peep at your own." "What impudence 'you have I" exclaimed Kitty, indignantly. "Who dare say a word agin them, I'd like to know?" 'And Kitty exhibited a pair of very presentable feet. "Begob, Kitty," said Barney, with a grin, "if I was dependin' on thim, I'd lose my bet." "An' do you mane to say you haven't lost id?" Dan asked: "Run, Kitty, for the porther." "Ay,' will she; but 'tisn't my money'll pay for id." "Didn't you bet there was an uglier foot in the house than that?" And Dan Brit pointed to the foot on the hob. "I did." "An' where is id?" Barney Brodherick slowly and deliberately drew his other foot from under the chair, and held it up to view. "Here's your money, Barney," exclaimed Kitty, in an ecstasy of delight. "You won the bet; I'll go for the porter." Dan Brit's jaw fell down as he stared with open mouth at Barney. And after swallowing his share of the porter he walked away with an expression of countenance which made Kitty observe that "wan'd think 'twas a physic o' salts he was afther swallyin'." When the rain ceased, Barney, snatching one of his baskets from Mrs. Burke's counter, hurried off to Wat Murphy's and presented Mrs. Kearney's written order to the butcher. "I haven't what she wants," said Wat; "but I can send her a nice bit that will answer her as well." He seized his knife and saw, and cut and weighed the beef so quickly that it was wrapped in the cloth and deposited in the basket before Barney could collect his wits to demur to the proceeding. "An' now," he muttered, scratching his head as if the thing were done past recall, "an' now she'll be puttin' the blame on me, an' sayin' 'twas my fau't -- an' that's the way they're always layin' everything on my shoulders. The divil may care what's done wrong -- 'tis Barney wud every wan uv 'em, big an' little." "If she finds any fau't wud that," said Wat, as if he were threatening somebody, "tell her 'tis her own cow," -- which, however, did not happen to be the fact. But Wat Murphy told lies in the way of business on principle. "For" -- Wat was wont to observe -- "if I didn't tell lies, do you think I could ever sell an ould ram?" "Och! be the hokey, 'twill dhrag the arm out uv me!" exclaimed Barney, as he raised the basket. "If I thought 'twould be so heavy, I'd bring up the ass." "Put it on your head," Wat suggested. "I'm d--n sure I won't. Do you want to make a woman uv me? Is it like a can uv wather you want me to carry id?" "A purty woman you'd make," observed Wat, as Barney stooped under the weight of the heavy basket. "Blood-an-ouns, Wat!" he exclaimed, turning round out side the door, "when are we to have the bull-bait?" The question was suggested by the white bull-dog, who walked to the street-door and back again without con descending to take the slightest notice of Barney, or anyone else. "I'm not at liberty to give particulars," Wat replied, in a manner that put a stop to all further inquiries on the important subject of the bull-bait. Barney held on his way till he reached the corner of the street, when he was obliged to rest his basket against the iron railings of a genteel house, separated by a small garden from the street. Oh, murther, murther!" he muttered, "I'll be kilt afore I'm down to Mrs. Burke's. An' 'tis a good deed; where was I comin' wudout Bobby? An' thanum-un-dioul! the misthress'll murther me worse nor the basket. I remimber now, she warned me to be home as fast as I could. I wondher what excuse I'll have for her? Let me see. Begob, I'll say Bobby got the cholic after the peltin' we got comin' through the bog. For how will she know but it was skelpin' in our face, barrin' Judy Brien might tell her; an' nice thanks that id be afther givin' her a lift from the crass." Here Barney pulled up his sleeve to the elbow and looked at his arm, upon which the handle of the basket had left its mark. "Begob, 'twill cut the arm off uv me," he continued. "An' the divil's cure to me; where was I comin' wudout Bobby?" He swung the basket on the other arm and was setting off again, when the hall door of the genteel house opened, and a lady came running towards him down the straight gravel walk, "Wait for a minute," she called out, "I want to speak to you." Barney stopped; but she required a minute or two to recover breath. "You're Mr. Kearney's man," she said at last. "Yes, Miss," replied Barney, "I'm his b'y." "What have you in the basket?" "Mate, Miss." "What sort? Show it to me." Barney raised a corner of the cloth. "Beef!" she exclaimed "I declare it's a round. Will that be all dressed together?" "Begob, mese'f don't know, Miss," "Do your people have butchers' meat every day?" "Faith, an' they do so, Miss; barrin' Friday." "Oh, yes, they're Roman Catholics. Are you a Roman Catholic?" "Begob, I am, Miss -- though my mother was born a haythen." "Born a heathen! Is it possible?" "The divil a lie in id, Miss -- an' reared. But she turned afther runnin' away wud my father -- God rest his sowl." She looked at Barney as if he were a natural curiosity; and began to wonder what particular race of savages his mother belonged to. "Of what country was your mother a native?" she asked. "A native?" Barney repeated, as if the question were rather puzzling. "Oh, ay!" be added after a pause, "is id what counthryman is my mother? Begob, she was bred, born, an' reared in Ballyporeen. Her father was the clerk uv the church; an' my father was sarvin' the slathers whin they wor roofin' id. 'Tis of'n I heard her tellin' the ins an' outs uv id. He used to run up an' down the laddher so soople, that, be japers, she tuck a sthrange likin' to him, an' med off wud him -- though her sivin generations afore her wor haythens." "Oh, you mean," said the lady, "that your mother was a Protestant, and she married a Papist, and became an apostate." "Begob, that's' id, Miss," replied Barney, perfectly satisfied with her version of the affair. "But this'd never do for me," he added, thrusting his arm into the handle of his basket. " 'Tis all hours, an' I'm in for gettin' Ballyhooly from the misthress." "Wait for a moment," the young lady exclaimed, quite frightened at the idea of his escaping. "Tell me; is Mr. Lowe with your people still?" "Begob, he is, Miss; I have letthers for him." Show them to me!" she exclaimed eagerly, thrusting out her hand through the railing. "They're in the basket, below, at Mrs. Burke's, Miss, wud the newspapers an' things for Miss Mary." "What things are they?" "The divil a know I know. I get a scrap uv writin' mentionin' what I'm to brin'. On'y for that they'd bother the life out uv me." "How does Mr. Lowe spend his time?" "He's d--n fond uv discoorsin' Miss Mary," Barney replied, with the extraordinary grimace which he meant for a smile. "Oh, I suppose he has no other amusement?" "Himself and the docthor goes uv an odd time over to Hanly's," said Barney; "an' they wor out wud the hounds yesterday." "I wonder," said she, as if thinking aloud, "did they meet Robert?" "They didn't lave Mr. Bob's till wan o'clock last night, Miss," returned Barney. "An' 'tis I have good raison to know id; for I stopped up wud Tom Maher for the horses, an' they kep' me dancin' for 'em in the kitchen till I hadn't a leg to put ondher me. The docthor was purty well I thank you. An' faith there was no fear uv Mr. Lowe aither." "Do you mean to say that Mr. Lowe was at Mount Tempe last night?" "Faith, then, he was so, Miss; an' 'tis I have raison to remimber id." She turned round and ran into the house, as if she suddenly discovered that Barney was not a safe companion, and that the fate of the clerk's daughter, of Ballyporeen, might be hers if she did not instantly fly from danger. But, so far from having any such amiable intentions, Barney, as he swung his basket on his hip, ejaculated an imprecation of so extraordinary a character that we are not sure whether it would bear repeating -- at least in his own words. Miss Lloyd -- we hope the reader has recognised Miss Lloyd -- pulled up her skirts considerably higher than her ankles as she ran back to the house; and the glimpse thus afforded of the nymph's limbs must have suggested to Barney Brodherick the before-mentioned imprecation. For, looking after the flying fair one, and recollecting the precious time he had lost on her account, Barney prayed that a certain sable gentle man might have "her shin-bone for a flute, playing the 'Rakes of Mallow' for her sowl," into a place where it might dance to the music upon a pavement which must be pretty extensive by this time. "O Isabella!" Miss Lloyd exclaimed. "O Isabella!" She dropped into an arm-chair and panted for breath. Isabella ran to the window to try if she could catch a glimpse of the desperado who, she had no doubt, must have attempted to carry off her sister. "O mamma," she continued, "Mr. Lowe has been at Mount Tempe." "Well; and what of that?" "What! Oh, that we must have the party at once, and I am sure he will come." "No; I tell you he would not unless those people with whom he is staying were asked." "And what great harm would it be to invite them?" "Henrietta, you astound me! But there has been enough of that nonsense already. It is out of the question." "But what I mean is that they would not come." "No matter, it would be talked of. You know the Scotts did not ask ourselves last time; and if they knew we had such acquaintances what would they not say!" "But why do you think he would not come if they were not asked?" "Indeed, Henrietta," said her sister -- a blooming, blue-eyed girl of twenty summers or thereabout -- "it would be positive rudeness after your being there." "I would not mind the rudeness," rejoined her mother. "But when he saw you there he must be under the impression that they are recognised by the gentry. Indeed, I don't know how you can disabuse him of this notion -- you are for ever thrusting yourself into improper places." "Oh, I can say it was merely accidental. He knows they are only farmers. And Robert is so intimate with their brother." "Oh, if there was no one but him I should have no objection. But the sister is out of the question. I really wonder both she and her mother have not called on you. I saw them drive by the day before yesterday. And, indeed, I'd have no objection. Mrs. Barn tells me she's a respectable sort of person; and very good to make presents." "There is Robert," said Isabella, pointing to the window. "Oh, we must send for him!" exclaimed Miss Lloyd. "I wonder is there a meeting of the club to-night?" "No, it is to be on Thursday," her mother replied. "They are going to elect Beresford Pender." "Robert says he'll black-ball him," said Isabella. "I really cannot understand his prejudice against him. He is a young man of excellent principles," replied her mother. I hate the sight of him!" exclaimed Isabella. "He is the most insufferably vulgar creature I ever saw." Mr. Robert Lloyd, in hunting costume, and mounted upon his well-known grey horse, had ridden quietly past his mother's house without turning his eyes towards it. A servant, however, was sent to the hotel for him; and he soon strolled up the gravel walk, with his hands in his pockets. "O Robert," said his eldest sister, "you had Mr. Lowe last night?" "Ay, faith," he replied. "Do you think you could get him to stay with you for a few days?" "He's a d--d sight better off where he is. I wish I could exchange places with him." Miss Lloyd made a gesture expressive of the most ineffable contempt. "He's to be at Ned Brophy's wedding to-night," Bob observed. "Oh, and we are asked," exclaimed Miss Lloyd. "Are you going, Robert?" "Ay, faith. I always go to a tenant's wedding." "It is what the highest people do," said his mother. "And don't you think we ought to go?" Miss Lloyd asked. "If you wish it, I see no objection." "Will you come, Bell?" "If I thought there would be any chance of fun, I would. Will there be any fun, Robert?" "Ay, faith. He has two pipers and three fiddlers." "And an excellent dinner," said Miss Lloyd. "I saw all the things. They have three legs and two shoulders of mutton, and -- " "Don't mind the bill of fare. But can we make ourselves fit to be seen in so short a time?" "I'll wear my blue gauze," said Miss Lloyd. "What! Will you go in a low body?" "Of course I will; and I'll wear my pearls. And, mamma, will you lend me your bracelets?" "Yes, you may have them; but take care and don't lose them, as you did those trinkets the other day." "Oh, they were only worth a few shillings." "Yes, but it would be just as easy to lose them if they were diamonds." "Oh, you need not fear; I'll take care of them. Come, Isabella. And, mamma, will you tell John to have the car ready?" And Miss Lloyd hurried to her chamber, on hostile thoughts intent, so far as Mr. Henry Lowe's heart was concerned. "Now, Robert," said Mrs. Lloyd, on finding herself alone with her son, "did you do anything in that matter yet? You know her fortune is very considerable, and would enable you to put everything to rights. So I beg you will make up your mind this time, and don't act so strangely as you have so often done." "I'll talk to Jer about it," "Well, Jer is sensible, and has got you out of some awkward scrapes. But this is a different thing altogether. So I request you will act for yourself now. Have you seen her?" "Ay, 'faith." "And how do you like her?" Mr. Robert Lloyd opened his mouth very wide and yawned. And when his mother looked round to see why he had not replied to her question, the gentleman was leisurely walking out of the room with his hands in his, pockets. Whistling was one of the things that Mr. Robert Lloyd did well; and as he sauntered down the gravel walk, his mother could distinctly hear the little air which he had played upon his jew's-harp for Mr. Lowe, and of which he had become particularly fond since Richard Kearney's misadventure in the bog. CHAPTER XXIX. THE HAULING HOME. -- "IS NORAH LAHY STRONG?" "GOOD evening, Barney," said Mr. Lloyd, as he was passing Mrs. Burke's shop-door, where Barney Brodherick was fixing sundry baskets and parcels in his donkey-cart. "What news?" "Nothin' strange, sir," replied Barney; "barrin' that I'm in a divil uv a hurry." "Barney, maybe you'd carry this as far as Honor Lahy's for me?" said Judy Brien, who stood by the donkey-cart with a new cradle she had just purchased from a travelling vendor. "An' welcome. Judy, an' yourse'f on the top uv id" "Oh, I must wait for Tim, an' he'll carry me behind him. I was goin' to lave the cradle here at Mrs. Burke's, till I met you. I thought you wor gone home hours ago." "All right," said Barney. "Put id on top uv this hamper, an' I'll tie id down wud this bit of coard." "Hallo! Bill," shouted Mr. Bob Lloyd, who watched the fixing of the cradle with great interest, and even held it in its place while Barney was tying it -- "hallo, Bill, where are you bound for?" It was Billy Heffernan upon his mule. The saddle was very far back towards the animal's tail, and kept in its place by a crupper. He was obliged to put both hands to one side of the rein in order to bring his steed to a stand, which he effected by very nearly riding through Mrs. Burke's shop window. This catastrophe was only prevented by Bob Lloyd hitting the mule on the nose with his whip. "Comin' home wud Ned Brophy, sir," replied Billy. "He sint me -- wo, Kit! -- on afore 'em to tell them to sind for another gallon uv whiskey an' some ginger cordial, as there's more comin' from that side than he expected." "All right, Bill," said Mr. Lloyd, turning the mule's head towards the road. And moving back a pace or two, Mr. Lloyd drew his hunting-whip from under his arm and deliberately lashed the mule several times under the flanks, which had the effect of making Kit fling out her hind legs as if she wanted to fling her shoes at the head of her assailant. But finding that this was impracticable, Kit put her head between her fore legs, and after a minute's debate with herself as to the proper course to be pursued under the circumstances, she clattered up the main street at a canter, with her nose to the ground, after the manner of mules and donkeys with a pack of canine tormentors at their heels. "Begob, sir," exclaimed Barney, as if a bright idea had struck him, "I b'lieve I might as well wait an' be home wad the weddin'." "Ay, faith, Barney," replied Mr. Lloyd. And there being neither peep-show, nor ballad-singer, nor Punch and Judy in Kilthubber on that day, Ned Brophy's wedding was a regular god-send to Barney; for were it not for the wedding, in spite of his ingenuity in finding temptations to keep him from being home at a proper time, Mrs. Kearney might possibly have been able to have the "nice steak" for dinner. A wedding party is always an object of interest; and Ned Brophy being well known in Kilthubber and along the whole line of march, men, women, and children were on the look-out for his. The procession comprised some ten or fifteen "carriages of people," including jaunting cars and "common cars," and a considerable troop of equestrians, among whom Mat the Thrasher, in his blue body-coat, mounted upon Ned Brophy's colt, was the observed of all observers. They were greeted with a cheer from a considerable crowd collected at the corner of the street, which compliment was attributed to the fact that several boon companions of the bridegroom's were in the crowd. But when they got a cheer at every cross road and cluster of houses they passed after leaving the town behind them, so unusual a circumstance began to excite surprise. Mat Donovan, however, having to alight to pick up the bridegroom's hat, which somehow had got the habit of being blown off his head every ten minutes or so, the whole procession rattled past him before he could remount; and as he came up with them just as they were passing the cross of Dunmoyne, he discovered that they were indebted to Barney Brodherick for turning Ned Brophy's hauling home into what the newspaper reporters call "a regular ovation." Barney was standing with a foot on each shaft, belabouring his donkey to keep him at a gallop, and behind him, on the top of his load, was Judy Brien's new cradle. It was naturally supposed that Ned Brophy had provided himself with a cradle at this early stage of his matrimonial journey; and such an instance of foresight was hailed with shouts of applause from Kilthubber to Knocknagow. Barney stopped at Honor Lahy's to leave the cradle there. "What is this?" a gentleman asked, putting his head out of a chaise that stood near the beech tree while the driver was repairing a break in the harness, pointing to the cars and horsemen as they passed. "Ned Brophy's funeral, sir," replied Barney as he pitched the cradle down on the ground. "Don't mind him, sir," said Honor Lahy, "'tis his weddin'." "The difference is not much," returned the gentleman -- who must have been an incorrigible old bachelor -- as he pulled up the window and leant back in his seat. Mary Kearney, and Grace, and Ellie were out walking, and on hearing the shouts, and catching a glimpse of the wedding party, they ran into Mat the Thrasher's house, where they could see without being seen, from the little window, the light from which was wont to cheer the belated traveller as he plodded along the bleak bog road. Nelly Donovan was arraying herself in her best finery for the wedding. "Come here, Nelly," said Mary, "and point out the bride to us." "I never see her myself, Miss," replied Nelly, running from the room with her hair about her shoulders; "but that's Ned's first cousin on the same side of the car wad him; so, I suppose the tall wan at this side is the wife." "The cousin is very nicely dressed," Grace remarked. "That's a very pretty bonnet she has. In fact, she is quite lady-like. What is her name?" "Bessy Morris, Miss." "Is that Bessy?" said Mary, looking at the owner of the pretty bonnet with increased interest. "So it is; I see her now." For Bessy Morris had turned round and looked over the clipped hedge, and up at the old cherry-tree, and then down towards the school- house beyond the quarry, with a wistful gaze that Mary interpreted into a sigh for the times that were gone. "She has all the latest fashions, Miss," said Nelly, "after coming from Dublin. But she was always tasty." "Ned looks as if he were going to be hanged," Grace observed. "I should not like to see such an expression as that in my husband's face on the wedding-day." The matter-of-fact way in which she spoke of her husband made them all laugh; while old Mrs. Donovan stopped her knitting and raised her hands in wonder. "Ah, I wouldn't say," said Nelly, as if to herself, "but that house below in the threes is after bringin' some wan to Ned's mind that put the heart across in him the night uv the party long ago." "And did she refuse him?" Grace asked. "No, Miss; she was fond uv the slob -- but she hadn't the fortune." "The bride is a fine-looking girl," said Mary. "Faith, then, she's nothin' short uv id," returned Nelly with an assenting notion of the head as she stooped down and pushed back her hair to get a better view, "though Billy Heffernan tould me she was a step-laddher." "Oh, a step-ladder!" exclaimed Grace. "What did he mean by that?" "Long and narrow, Miss," replied Nelly, laughing, "like huxter's turf." "Come, Grace;" said Mary; "it is getting late, and we have to call at Mrs. Lahy's yet. I didn't like to go in when I saw the chaise at the door. I hope all the wedding people are after passing." "They are, Miss," replied Nelly. "An' maybe you'd tell Phil Lahy not to delay, as I promised to wait for him." "Is Phil to be at the wedding?" "Faix, 'twouldn't be a weddin' wudout him," said Nelly. "You're in great style, Nelly," Mary remarked with a smile. "I suppose you are determined to break half-a-dozen hearts at least before morning?" Nelly sighed, and shook her head; but recovering herself, she replied in her wild way: "Well, I must thry an' do some good for myse'f among the strangers. There'll be some likely lads there to-night, an' who knows what luck I might have." Mary was welcomed, as usual, by Norah and her mother. But Phil seemed to have a weight upon his mind, and was as full of importance as if he were about to engage in some undertaking upon which the very existence of his little helpless family depended. "Good evening, Miss," said he in a subdued tone. He paced up and down the kitchen, as if it were a sick chamber, rubbing his newly-shaven chin, and occasionally feeling the high stiff collar of his clean shirt in a hurried way, as if the thought were continually occurring to him that he had forgotten to put it on. "Nelly Donovan desired me to tell you, Mr. Lahy, that she was waiting for you." Phil Lahy took down his hat, and putting it on with the air of a humane judge assuming the black cap, he left the house without uttering a word. "Is Mr. Hugh goin' to the weddin'?" Honor inquired. "Yes, he and Mr. Lowe are going." "Wisha, Miss, maybe you'd tell him to have an eye to Phil." "How so?" asked Mary in surprise. "Well," replied Honor, thoughtfully, "he's afther promisin' me an' Norah not to take anything stronger than cordial; an' if Mr. Hugh'd have an eye on him and remind him uv id now an' then, I know he'd be all right." "Well, I'll tell him," said Mary, with a smile. Grace was becoming a great favourite with Norah. Grace needed only to try to become a favourite with anybody. And how glad she was to see by Honor Lahy's smile that the poor woman harboured no prejudice against her, after all. "Are you glad that spring is coming?" she asked, turning to Norah. "Oh, yes, Miss; I'm longing for the fine days, when I can sit outside under the tree." "Are you fond of reading?" "I am, Miss; an' when I'm not strong enough myself, Tommy reads for me, an' so does my father sometimes." "I think I have some books at home you would like. And when I go home I'll send them to you the first opportunity I get." Norah looked her thanks, and perhaps there was a little pleased surprise in the look. "You are fond of music, too, I am told?" "I am, Miss, very. I'm told you play the piano beautiful?" "Well, I do play; but not near so well as I could wish. I played some Irish airs for Mat Donovan this morning." "Mat is a fine singer, Miss." "Yes, I have often caught snatches of his songs from the barn. But he would not sing for us to-day when we asked him." Ellie here interrupted them. She came to exhibit Tommy's new paper; but Grace motioned her away as if just then she had no time for trifling. "You showed me that before." "No, that was his old copy-book. But he is in Voster now." "In what?" She took the paper in her hand and read: "THE RULE OF THREE DIRECT. "Commenced by Thomas Lahy, January the 8th, "Anno Domini, One thousand Eight "Hundred and . . . ." This was written at the top of the first page in the school-master's most magnificent large hand, and under this the page was divided by a black stroke down the middle into two equal parts. In these double columns Tommy Lahy had copied each question and answer fully and fairly from the book -- and the sums, fully and fairly worked out, were given under the questions and answers. Several pages of the book were filled in this way; and Tommy told them proudly, though somewhat bashfully, that he'd be "in Fractions after Easter." At which Grace looked astonished, evidently thinking that "fractions" and "smithereens" were convertible terms. "Show her your Voster, Tommy," said Ellie. Tommy brought the book, and, on looking at the title page, Grace nodded, and said: "Oh, yes; now I understand; but I never saw this book before." "Maybe 'tis a Gough you have, Miss?" Grace contented herself with nodding again by way of reply. "Could you work the piece of plank, Miss?" "What is that?" Tommy licked his thumb, and turned over the leaves till he came to a problem requiring the dimensions of a piece of plank of certain length, breadth, and thickness. Grace glanced at the problem and looked wise. But she began to think that Tommy Lahy could teach her some useful things of which she was altogether ignorant. She happened however, to glance at the fly-leaf of Tommy's "Voster," and her pleasant laugh made Norah turn round and look at her. "'Thomas Lahy, of Knocknagow, His Book,'" she read. "And listen to this: -- "Steal not this Book, my honest Friend, For fear the Gallows might be your End; The Gallows is High, and you are low. And when you'd be up you'd be like a crow. If this Book be lost or Stole, I pray the finder will send it home To Thomas Lahy, of Knocknagow." Grace laughed again and held up the book, with her finger pointing to the bottom of the page, where Mary, by leaning forward and straining her eyes a little, was able to read "Thomas Lahy, Copy Dated," And under this, in a different hand -- "On'y for me the pigs would ate it." "The schoolmaster says, Miss," observed Honor, "that Tommy has a great turn for -- what's that he says you have a turn for, Tommy?" "For science," replied Tommy. "Oh, I always said that Tommy was a very intelligent boy," said Mary. "On'y for he's so wild, Miss," returned Honor, with a sigh, and a glance at the beech-tree. "I am very glad, Norah," said Mary, rising from her chair, "to see you getting on so well. When the weather gets fine I hope you will be much better. And, when the flowers are in bloom, I won't be satisfied till we get you up to show you the garden." "Thank, you, Miss," replied Norah, with that worshipping look with which she always regarded her. "An' sure you won't forget, Miss," said Honor, "to tell Mr. Hugh to keep Phil in mind uv the cordial?" "Oh, never fear. I'll tell him." "O Mary," said Grace on their way home, "how much mistaken I was. "In what were you mistaken?" "About Norah Lahy. I believe now she is the happiest girl I ever saw." "Have you found that out?" Mary asked, with a delighted look. "I knew you would." "Oh, yes; I am sure of it." "And so am I." They walked along in silence for some time, till Ellie, who had lingered behind them, came running up and said there was a gentleman with a red coat riding slowly after them. It was Mr. Robert Lloyd; and, on finding that they were aware of his proximity, he put his horse to a quicker walk in order to pass them. "He had his hand to his hat to salute you," said Grace, "but you did not look at him. Do you know, I always thought there was affectation in that not looking at people." "I am not sure but you are right," replied Mary. "It looks like vulgar pride, or sulky ignorance," said Grace. "Oh, those are very hard words," said Mary, laughing. "But do you never turn up your nose at people yourself?" "'Oh wad some power the giftie gie us, To see ourselves as ithers see us,'" replied Grace. "Yes, I do plead guilty to the charge. But,. my dear Mary, we can all see the mote in our neighbour's eye much easier than the beam in our own. But with regard to the gentleman on the grey horse, would you not have returned his salute?" "I am not personally acquainted with him," Mary replied. "But I would have returned his salute, though I might rather avoid it if I could do so without laying myself open. to the charge of -- what's that you said it looked like?" "I believe I said vulgar pride, or sulky ignorance." "Well, if I could not pass the gentleman without being open to such a charge, I would, of course, return his salute. And yet," she added, with a smile, "if I were a lady he would scarcely have saluted me without some previous acquaintance or introduction." "Why, what on earth do you mean by saying if you were a lady?" "Oh, I see you don't know what our notions are respecting ladies or gentlemen in the country." "Well, tell me." "Did you never hear your papa tell what Sally Egan said to Mrs. French?" "No, I don't remember; but I recollect Sally Egan very well. It was she nursed me." "Well, your papa gave her an excellent character when she was leaving you, and Mrs. French asked her what place she was in before that. 'I was with a gentleman, ma'am,' she replied. 'And was not your last master a gentleman?' asked Mrs. French. 'Oh, no, ma'am,' said Sally, 'he's only a doctor.'" Grace reddened with indignation, and pronounced Sally Egan's conduct an instance of the basest ingratitude. "You mistake altogether," said Mary. "She did not mean to make little of the doctor at all." "If papa is not a gentleman," exclaimed Grace, "I don't know who is." "That's my way of thinking, too," replied Mary; "but you see it was not Sally Egan's. It is only what are called 'estated men' are gentlemen in Ireland, and their wives and daughters are the only ladies. Tom Maher thought he was paying me a great compliment the other day by saying that I was 'like a lady.'" "What must be the reason?" said Grace, musingly. "Try and find the solution of the mystery," replied Mary, laughing. Grace put her finger to her lips and knit her brows. "It is because they are slaves!" she exclaimed, with emphasis. "I believe you have guessed it," replied Mary, quietly. They came up again with Mr. Lloyd, who had gone into a house to light his pipe. It was plain he meant to be respectful, for he took the pipe from his mouth and put it behind his back while they were passing. Mary returned his salute this time. "Do you know, Mary," said Grace, "I think it is because he knows Richard so well." "You are quite right," she replied, quickly; "that never occurred to me before." "There is something good-natured looking about him," Grace observed. "And he is a fine, handsome man, though, I should say, somewhat foolish" "You are not very flattering," said Mary. "Well, now," said Grace after another interval of silence, "tell me candidly what you think of him?" She pointed to Mr. Lowe, who was walking with the doctor in the lawn. "Well, I think he improves on acquaintance," Mary replied. "The more I know of him, the better I like him." "It is just the contrary with me. I was ready to worship him as a superior being at first. His elegant, gentleman-like manner quite fascinated me. But now I feel there's some thing wanting. There is something milk-and-waterish about him. He is not strong." Mary looked at her with surprise, as indeed she often did. "And is Richard, for instance, strong?" she asked. "No, not strong; but he has animation, or something that the other wants." "And Hugh?" "Yes," she replied, compressing her lips, and with a movement of the head. "Yes; Hugh is strong. He has a strong face." "Is Norah Lahy strong?" The question seemed to surprise her at first, but, after a moment's thought, she replied: "Yes: Norah Lahy is strong. There are different kinds of strength. I fear I am not strong myself. In some ways I know I am; but if I were afflicted like Norah Lahy, I never could endure it as she does." "You could," replied Mary, "God would give you strength." "You could bear it," returned Grace, "just the same as she does." "Oh, I fear I never could, with such cheerful resignation. But if it ever should be my lot to be tried with affliction, how much I shall owe to Norah Lahy!" "Mary," said Grace, after another pause, "I am beginning to feel quite nervous. That is why I can never meditate on such things. It makes me think that I shall soon die, and that frightens me." "It is a thought that ought to frighten us all," returned Mary. "But I need not preach to you, Grace. You understand these things very well. And I am sure you do some times meditate on death." "I try -- sometimes." "I seldom talk in this way," said Mary. "I scarcely know how you managed to introduce the subject. But we must hurry in and deliver Mrs Lahy's injunctions to Hugh before they go." "They seem to be in no hurry," Grace remarked. "There is Adonis vaulting over the gate, and, I suppose, challenging Apollo to follow him. But Apollo prefers opening the gate. And now he sees us, and is sorry he has not bounded over it like an antelope." "Well, let us hurry," said Mary. "They are waiting for us." "I hope," she remarked, on reaching the gate, "I hope you will find a great deal to amuse you at the wedding to-night." "I am all impatience to see a real Irish wedding," he replied. "And to judge from the glimpses we are after getting of the party as they drove by, this is to be a genuine affair." "Yes, 'twill be the correct thing," the doctor observed "By Jove! only for an engagement I have I'd be tempted to go with you. Nelly Donovan's ankles would make a saint forget the sky as she tripped by just now." "But not a sinner forget the important duty of spending a long winter evening telling an appreciative circle what he would do with the bars of the grate," said Grace. The doctor pulled his moustache and tried to laugh. "What do you mean by the bars of the grate?" Mary asked. "Oh, don't you know? 'What will you do with this one?' 'I'll ask her to sing a song.' 'And what will you do with this one?' 'I'll adore her.'" "Oh, I suppose you are too wise," returned Mary, "for such things. But I must not forget Phil Lahy and the cordial." She quickened her pace in order to meet Hugh, who was dismounting from his horse, after returning from the out-farms. And as Mr. Lowe gazed after her, he thought to himself that if some accident occurred to prevent their attendance at Ned Brophy's wedding he would bear the disappointment like a philosopher, and spend the evening by the fireside. CHAPTER XXX. NED BROPHY'S WEDDING WHEN Mr. Lowe found himself knee-deep in fresh straw, after jumping from the gig in Ned Brophy's yard, he looked about him with a slight sense of bewilderment. Their drive for the first two miles had been pleasant enough, but when they turned off the high road into a narrow "boreen," Mr. Lowe expected every moment to be flung over the fence, against which the wheel almost rubbed as they jolted along. "Have we much farther to go?" he asked, clutching the side of the gig, as the wheel at Hugh's side sank into the deepest slough they had met yet. "Only a couple of fields," Hugh replied. "We'll be in view of the house after passing the next turn." The couple of fields seemed five miles long at a moderate calculation to Mr. Lowe, and it was not till he found himself on his legs in the straw he felt satisfied they had really arrived at their journey's end. As he gazed about him he had a confused consciousness of the twang of fiddles, mingled with the hum of many voices and the clatter of many feet, on the one hand, and a combination of odours, in which turf, smoke and roast goose predominated, on the other. The music came from the barn, and the odours from an out-office at the opposite side of the yard, which was converted into a kitchen for the occasion -- and there being no chimney, a plentiful supply of smoke was the natural consequence. Hugh shouted for someone to come and take care of his horse; and a workman rushed from the barn, creating considerable confusion among a crowd of beggars at the door -- for whom the fun at that side seemed to possess more attraction than the culinary preparations and savoury odours at the other. Mr. Hugh Kearney's arrival was soon made known to the people of the house; and Mat Donovan, as "best man" and master of the ceremonies, was at the door to receive and welcome him. "Is this the doctor you have wud you?" Mat asked. "Begor, I'm glad we have him, as I was afeard there'd be no wan to talk to the ladies." "This is Mr. Lowe," replied Hugh. Mat was evidently disappointed; for he had the highest opinion of the doctor's powers in the matter of "discoorsin' the ladies." On entering the kitchen, where preparations for dinner were also proceeding on a large scale, Ned Brophy's mother welcomed them with a curtsey, and her daughter took their hats and overcoats to one of the two bedrooms off the kitchen. Mat Donovan opened the parlour door, and showed the gentlemen in with a bow and a wave of his hand that even the accomplished Richard, whose absence he so much regretted, might have envied. Two ladies who sat by the fire -- one in a blue ball-dress and pearl necklace, the other in a plain black silk, with only a blue ribbon for ornament -- stood up; and Mr. Lowe found himself shaking hands with the blue ball-dress almost before he was aware of it. "Don't you remember Miss Lloyd?" Hugh was obliged to say; for it was painfully evident he did not at once recognise her. "Oh, I beg pardon," said he, "but really the pleasure was so unexpected." Miss Lloyd was in fidgets of ecstasy, and called to her sister to introduce her. Mr. Lowe bowed again, and it was pretty clear from the expression of his eye that he thought the plain black dress and the blue ribbon a pleasanter sight to look at than the blue gauze and pearl necklace. "Sit down, sir," said Mat Donovan, placing a chair in front of the fire. "Or, maybe," he added, turning to Hugh, "you'd like to have a bout before the tables are brought into the barn?" "Oh, no, we'll wait till after dinner," said Hugh. "Very well, sir," replied Mat. "Father Hannigan'll be here shortly, and I'll bring him in to have a talk wad ye before supper is ready. I'm afeard the cook is afther takin' a sup too much,, an' if the ladies here don't show 'em what to do, things'll be apt to go contrairy." "Oh, you may command my services," said the younger lady, with a laugh. "Thank'ee, Miss," returned Mat. "But she's takin' a sleep, and maybe she'd be all right after id." "Who is the cook?" Miss Lloyd asked, eagerly. "Is it Mrs. Nugent?" "'Tis, Miss," replied Mat. "She was up at the castle yesterday, preparin' the big dinner, an' she's bate up intirely." "Oh, was she at the castle? Where is she? I'd like so much to ask her all about it." "She's gone into the little room there, Miss, to take a stretch on the bed." Miss Lloyd was on the rack immediately. Even Mr. Lowe faded from her mind and was lost in the steam of that big dinner at the castle. Seizing a candle from the table, Miss Lloyd rushed into the little bedroom off the parlour. Immediately a loud scream made them all start to their feet, and fly to her assistance. All was darkness in the bedroom, till some one brought in a candle; and there was poor Miss Lloyd, blue ball dress, pearl necklace, and all, sprawling on the floor, and staring wildly about her. The fat cook - - who was a very mountain of a woman -- was lying on the floor too, snoring sonorously; and it at once became apparent to the astonished spectators that Miss Lloyd had tumbled over her. Hugh Kearney stepped over the fat cook, and reaching his hand to the frightened lady, raised her up. "O Mr. Kearney," she exclaimed, panting for breath, what have I fallen over?" "Over a mountain," replied Hugh, laying his hand on the fat cook's shoulder and shaking her. The sonorous music that proceeded from the mountain suddenly ceased; and a second vigorous shake had the effect of causing the fat cook to open her eyes. "O Mr. Kearney," she exclaimed piteously, looking into his face, "you know what a weak constitution I have." This address, uttered as it was in a familiar and affectionate manner, took Hugh somewhat by surprise; for it happened that Mrs. Nugent was a perfect stranger to him. "Tundher an' turf, Mrs. Nugent," exclaimed Mat Donovan, "everything is roasted an' biled -- an' there's open war among the women. Wan says wan thing, an' another says another thing; an' between 'em all, everything is three-na-yhela." Mat put his arms round Mrs. Nugent and lifted her to her feet -- a feat which no man in "the three parishes" but himself would have attempted. Mrs. Nugent steadied herself for a moment, untying her apron and turning the other side out, with great deliberation. "You know, Mr. Kearney," said she, "how a salt herring upsets me." Hugh felt slightly confused, and altogether at a loss to understand why Mrs. Nugent should persist in assuming that he had so intimate a knowledge of her constitution. "Really, ma'am," said he, "I do not know. I believe this is the first time I ever had the pleasure of meeting you." "Well, if you don't, your mother does," said Mrs. Nugent, as she stuck a pin in her cap a little over her right ear -- for what purpose it would be difficult to say. "She knows what dressing a dinner is," continued Mrs. Nugent, looking round on the company, "for she was used to nothing else in her own father's house." Hugh felt that this compliment to the O'Carrolls would have greatly gratified his mother, and that she would have quite overlooked the assertion that she was "used to nothing else" but dressing dinners at Ballydunmore. "And how are you to-night, Miss Lloyd?" said Mrs. Nugent. "I hope your family are well." "Quite well, thank you, Mrs. Nugent," replied the lady addressed, who was nervously feeling her pearls one by one, to know if any of them had come to grief in consequence of her tumble. "Come, Mrs. Nugent," said Mat Donovan, "an' set 'em to rights at the dishin', in the name o' God." "Yes, Mat the Thrasher," replied Mrs. Nugent. "Let me alone for setting them to rights." She moved with great dignity towards the door; but making a sudden and quite unexpected detour before she reached it, Mrs. Nugent came plump up against Mr. Henry Lowe, who mechanically caught her in his arms, as, yielding to the momentum he staggered backwards. "Hands off, young man, till you're better acquainted," exclaimed the fat cook, in an offended tone. "I'm no sick sort of indivigel," she added, as she shook the young gentleman from her, to his utter confusion and dismay. But before he could collect his wits to protest he meant no harm whatever, Mat Donovan took the offended lady's arm, and conducted her to the kitchen, where her appearance, as she stood with arms akimbo in the middle of the floor, made Mrs. Brophy and her servant girls feel like delinquents, so awe-inspiring was the glance the mighty empress cast round her dominions "Mat the Thrasher," said Mrs. Nugent, "will you -- " "Begob, there's Father Hannigan; I must be off," exclaimed Mat, as he hurried away without waiting to know 'what Mrs. Nugent required. "God save all here," said Father Hannigan, stamping his feet as he stepped over the threshold. "How are you, Mrs. Brophy?" "You're welcome, sir," was Mrs. Brophy's reply, as she opened the parlour door. Father Hannigan had a hearty greeting from every one, and Mr. Lowe was particularly glad to see him. "I beg your pardon, Miss Lloyd; but we must put Mr. Flaherty in that corner. Sit down there, Mr. Flaherty," he continued, laying his hand on the arm of a respectable looking man, who until now had been concealed behind the tall figure of the priest. The old man was dressed in a decent suit of black, and as he sat down in the chair to which the priest had conducted him, Mr. Lowe was struck by the placid smile that glowed over his round, ruddy face. He wore a brown wig, curled all round from the temples, which he now caught hold of over his ear, to fasten it on his head. He then commenced playing with a bunch of seals attached to his watch-ribbon, which hung from the fob in his small clothes. "Good night, Miss Lloyd," said he, without turning towards her. "Good night, Mr. Flaherty," she replied. "Ha!" he laughed, appearing to look straight before him, though the lady was on one side, and rather behind him. "I think this is Miss Isabella I have beside me," he said after playing again with the bunch of seals. "Yes, Mr. Flaherty. It is a long time now since you paid us a visit." He did not reply, as he was listening, with an anxious look, to the conversation passing between Father Hannigan, Mr. Lowe, and Hugh Kearney. "This is the English gentleman?" he observed in a whisper, leaning his head towards the young lady who had just spoken to him. "Yes; he is Sir Garrett Butler's nephew," she replied. Mr. Lowe's curiosity to know something of Mr. Flaherty was so strong that it brought him to the side of Miss Lloyd, at the other end of the room. She tossed her flounces about, and made way for him in an ecstasy of delight. "I am curious to know," he said, "who is that old gentleman?" As he spoke, his curiosity was further excited by seeing a little boy come into the room and place a green bag on the old man's knees. "That's the celebrated Irish piper," she replied. "I am surprised to see him here. I did not think he attended country weddings." "I suppose," said Mr. Lowe, "he goes round among the nobility and gentry, as we are told the harpers used to do." "He does," she replied; "and he has a beautiful little pony the countess gave him. But I suppose he is stopping at present with the priests, and Father Hannigan has brought him with him." "I wish he would begin to play," said Mr. Lowe. And he was rather startled when the old man immediately said: "Yes, I'll play a tune for you." "Oh! thank you; but I really did not think you could hear me." "Ha!" he replied, laughing; "I can hear the grass growing." He pulled out his watch, and after opening the glass and fumbling with it for a moment, he said: "Twenty minutes past nine." Mr. Lowe, who looked at him in surprise as he smiled and chuckled while putting up his watch, caught a glimpse of the old man's eyeballs, and saw that he was blind. "Sit down here near me," said Mr. Flaherty. "I knew Sir Garrett and your mother well. I'll play one of poor Garrett's favourite tunes for you." As he uncovered his pipes their splendour quite took Mr. owe by surprise. The keys were of silver, and the bag covered with crimson velvet fringed with gold; while the little bellows was quite a work of art, so beautifully was it carved and ornamented with silver and ivory. Having tied an oval-shaped piece of velvet with a ribbon attached to each end above his knee, he adjusted his instrument, and after moving his arm, to which the bellows was attached by a ribbon, till the crimson velvet bag was inflated, he touched the keys, and catching up the "chanter" quickly in both hands began to play. Mr. Lowe, who watched him narrowly, now saw the use of the piece of velvet tied round his leg, as the "chanter" was ever and anon pressed against it to assist in the production of certain notes by preventing the escape of the air through the end of the tube. The musician soon seemed to forget all mere human concerns. He threw back his head, as if communing with invisible spirits in the air above him; or bent down over his instrument as if the spirits bad suddenly flown into it, and he wanted to catch their whisperings there, too. The audience, to some extent, shared in the musician's ecstasy; particularly Father Hannigan, from whose eyes tears were actually falling as the delicious melody ceased, and the old man raised his sightless eyes, and listened, as it were, for an echo of his strains from the skies. "Oh!" exclaimed Father Hannigan, turning away his head, and flourishing his yellow Indian silk pocket-handkerchief, as he affected to sneeze before taking the pinch of snuff he held between the fingers of the other hand -- "Oh, there's something wonderful in these old Irish airs! There was a ballad in last Saturday's Nation about that tune, that was nearly as moving as the tune itself. Did you read it?" he asked, turning to Hugh Kearney. "Yes," he replied. "Your friend, Dr. Kiely, induced me to become a subscriber to the Nation." "I don't get it myself," returned Father Hannigan. "'Tis Father O'Neill gets it, and I suspect he has a leaning towards those Young Irelanders, and dabbles in poetry himself. But I wish I had that ballad about the 'Coolin,' to read it for Mr. Flaherty. If poetry as well as music could be squeezed out of an Irish bagpipes, I'd say that ballad came out of that bag under his oxter." The old man's face brightened up, as he raised his head, and appeared to be listening to the spirits in the air again. "Can you remember any of the lines, Hugh?" "Not to repeat them," he replied; "but I have a general recollection of them." "We're obliged to you, intirely, for your general recollection," returned Father Hannigan, with his finger on his temple. "But what's that he said about 'sorrow and love'?" "Sobbing like Eire," replied Hugh. "Ay, ay," interrupted Father Hannigan. "Now I have it. The poet, Mr. Flaherty, described the 'Coolin' as 'Sobbing like Eire with sorrow and love.' Isn't that beautiful? -- and true? The old man laughed and listened more intently, as if the spirits in the air were very far off, and he were trying to catch the flapping of their wings. "He also said," Hugh added, "that 'An angel first sung it above in the sky.'" This seemed to catch the minstrel's fancy more than the other line, for he nodded his head several times, with his mouth slightly open, as if he were softly repeating the interjection ha! ha! ha! The wedding guests had been silently dropping into the room, which was now pretty well filled. Mat Donovan occasionally seized a bottle or decanter, and filled out a glass of wine, or whiskey, or "cordial" for some of them; and Hugh Kearney observed that Mat was particularly attentive to old Phil Morris, the weaver, whose entrance necessarily attracted attention, as be was lame and leant upon a short stick, which he struck against the ground at every step, with a sturdy defiant sort of knock, which, taken in connection with his tightly compressed lips and keen grey eyes, conveyed the idea that old Phil Morris was a Tartar, with a dash of the cynic in his composition. And old Phil really did look upon the present generation as a degenerate race, who could "put up with anything," and altogether unworthy sons of his "early youth's compeers." As Mat Donovan pressed old Phil Morris to drink with unusual earnestness, there was a hustling heard at the door, and Ned Brophy himself was seen pushing two blind pipers into the parlour with a degree of violence and an expression of countenance that led Mr. Lowe to imagine he must have caught them in the act of attempting to rob him or something of that kind. The two pipers were tall and gaunt and yellow -- a striking contrast in every way to Mr. Flaherty. One was arrayed in a soldier's grey watch-coat, with the number of the regiment stamped in white figures on the back, and the other wore a coarse blue body-coat, with what appeared to be the sleeves of another old grey watch-coat sewed to it between the shoulders and the elbows. Both wore well-patched corduroy knee-breeches and bluish worsted stockings, with brogues of unusual thickness of sole, well paved with heavy nails. Their rude brass-mounted instruments were in keeping with their garments. The sheep-skin bag of one had no covering whatever, while that of the other was covered with faded plaid, "cross-barred with green and yellow." They dropped into two chairs near the door, thrusting their old "caubeens" under them, and sat bolt upright like a pair of mummies or figures in a wax-work exhibition. This invasion of the parlour was caused by the expulsion of the dancers from the barn, to make room for laying the tables for the banquet. "Play that tune that the angel sang again, Mr. Flaherty," said Father Hannigan. Mr. Flaherty complied, and the noise and hum of voices were at once hushed. "Have you that?" the piper in the watch-coat asked his companion in a whisper, at the same time beginning to work with his elbow. "I have," replied the other, beginning to work with his elbow, too. A sound like snoring followed for a moment, and Mr. Flaherty jerked up his head suddenly, and looked disturbed -- as if an evil spirit had intruded among his "delicate Ariels." But as the noise was not repeated, his countenance resumed its wonted placidity, and he bent over his instrument again. "I think I could do id betther myse'f," said he of the blue body-coat, holding his big knotty fingers over the boles of his chanter. "He don't shake enough." "So could I," replied the grey watch-coat, giving a squeeze to his bag, which was followed by a faint squeak. "Turn him out!" shouted Mr. Flaherty, in a voice of thunder, as he started to his feet, his eyes rolling with indignant anger. There was great astonishment among the company; and Miss Lloyd jumped upon her chair and stared wildly about her, with a vague notion that Wat Murphy's bulldog -- of which interesting animal she entertained the profoundest dread -- hath got into the room and seized Mr. Flaherty by the calf of the leg. "Come, Shamus," said Father Hannigan, "this is no place for you. Come, Thade, be off with you," and Father Hannigan expelled the grumbling minstrels from the parlour; but in doing so he gave each a nudge in the ribs, and slipped a shilling into his fist, which had the effect of changing their scowl into a broad grin, as they jostled out to the kitchen. "Well, Phil, are you brave and hearty?" said Father Hannigan, when he returned to his seat. "Purty well, I thank you, sir." "Oh, is that Phil Lahy? I didn't see you till I looked at you. 'Tis to the old cock I was talking. How goes it, my old Trojan?" he added, turning to Phil Morris, whom Mat Donovan was pressing to drink a glass of whiskey, which the old man pushed away from him. "Sound as a bell," was his reply, as he folded his hands and leant on his stick. "Well, if you won't take it," said Mat, "your namesake will." "No, Mat, I'm obliged to you. But I'm takin' nothin' stronger than cordial." "Well, sure, we have lots uv that same," Mat rejoined. "We didn't forget the teetotallers. Which soart will you have?" "I'll take a small drop of the ginger-cordial." "Begor, 'tisn't aisy to know id from the wine for the ladies," said Mat, holding up two decanters between him and the light. He poured a little of the contents of one into a tumbler and tasted it. "Oh, faith, I have id," he continued, coughing; "an' hot stuff it is." He filled the tumbler, and presented it to Phil Lahy, who took it with a look of meek resignation, which was quite affecting. Nelly Donovan rushed in with her face very much flushed, and, making her way to Miss Isabella Lloyd, said in a whisper "Wisha, Miss, maybe you'd come out an' show us what to do. We can't get any good uv the cook; she's like the dog in the manger, an' won't either do a hand's turn herse'f, or let any wan else do id. There's lots uv dacent women here that knows what to do as well as herse'f, but she's afther insultin' every wan uv 'em, and as for poor Mrs. Brophy, she don't know whether it is on her head or her heels she's standin', wad her." "I'll try what I can do," replied the young lady, laughing, as she followed Nelly to the kitchen. CHAPTER XXXI. MR. LLOYD DOES WHAT IRISH LANDLORDS SELDOM DO. A TABLE at one end of the barn was appropriated to the more distinguished guests, at which Father Hannigan presided, with the bride on his right hand, and an empty chair on his left; for Ned Brophy resolutely resisted all attempts to force him into the seat which Miss Isabella Lloyd had assigned him. Before the covers were taken off the dishes, however, Mr. Robert Lloyd strolled up to the head of the table and quietly took possession of the unoccupied chair. To his eldest sister's consternation, Mr. Lloyd appeared in his scarlet coat and buckskin breeches, and even had his hunting whip tied over his shoulder. Ned Brophy, on seeing his landlord, hurried from the lower end of one of the two rows of tables that extended along each side of the barn, and shook him vigorously by the hand. "Welcome, Mr. Bob," said Ned Brophy. "Begor, I'd never forgive you if you didn't come." And for the first, time since his doom was sealed, Ned Brophy was seen to smile. "This is herse'f, sir," Ned added. And Mr. Lloyd shook hands with the bride -- reaching his arm behind Father Hannigan's back -- in quite an affectionate manner; which caused the bride to smile too, apparently for the first time since her doom was sealed. So that Mr. Robert Lloyd chased the clouds from the faces of his tenant and his tenant's wife -- a thing which, as a rule, Irish landlords are not much in the habit of doing. Mat Donovan hurried up to make room for two other unexpected guests at the principal table, and Maurice Kearney and Lory Hanly took their places sufficiently near Miss Lloyd to call up a frightened look into that nervous lady's face when she saw Lory turning round to address her. As soon as Lory saw his sisters wholly taken up with the doctor, who punctually kept the appointment to which he had casually referred in the evening, the bright idea struck the enamoured young gentleman that he had an excuse for paying another visit to his fair enslaver. So as Mary Kearney and Grace were sitting by the fire, and feeling rather dull and lonely, a knock was heard at the door. They listened to know who might be the unexpected visitor, and immediately after the door was opened, Lory walked into the parlour with the jay's large wicker-cage in his arms. They were very glad to see him, and so was Maurice Kearney himself: But Mrs. Kearney evidently looked upon Lory as a dangerous character, and did not consider herself quite safe so long as he was in the house. Lory, however, was asked to sit down; and the expression of his countenance as he stared round him, and then looked at Grace, might be translated "jolly." Ned Brophy's wedding happened to be mentioned, and the whim seized Mr. Kearney that he and Lory would go there together. The fact was, the young gentleman's dancing so tickled Maurice Kearney's fancy the evening he first made Lory's acquaintance, that he could not resist the temptation to see him perform again. "Come, and I'll drive you over," said he, "and you'll have a good night's fun." "Faith, I will!" exclaimed Lory, in a voice that reminded Mrs. Kearney of her broken tea-cup. "Will you come?" he added, turning to Grace and waiting for her reply with his eyes very wide open. "Oh, no, thank you," she replied. "If you do, I'll dance with nobody else. 'Pon my word I'd rather dance with you than with anybody." Grace expressed her acknowledgment, but regretted she should deny herself the pleasure. Mrs. Kearney went to the kitchen to announce to Barney that he was to drive the car, and to warn him above all things to take care of "Flanigan's Hole." To which injunction Barney replied by doing the "side step" in a reel very genteelly, and in a manner peculiar to himself: it being the usual practice to have the right foot foremost when moving towards the right, and the left foot foremost when moving towards the left, whereas Barney reversed this, and moved to the left with the right foot in front, and to the right with the left foot in front -- the effect of which was very striking. "More power, ma'am! Would I doubt you? An' all my figure dance gone out uv my head for want uv practice. One-two- three, one-two-three, one-two-three." And Barney, with his head thrown back, till his poll rested on the collar of his coat, one-two- three'd to the stable. The safe arrival of Mr. Kearney and Lory Hanly in Ned Brophy's barn just as the wedding guests had sat down to dinner, is a sufficient proof that Barney had driven them safely past Flanigan's Hole. In spite of Miss Isabella Lloyd's exertions, ably seconded as she was by Nelly Donovan, the arrangements were not as successful as might have been wished. For instance, when Father Hannigan raised the cover of the large dish before him, he was rather taken by surprise, on seeing two very plump geese reposing side by side on a bed of very greasy cabbage; and what added considerably to the astonishment of the beholders was the unusual circumstance that while one goose was brown, the other was quite white. A word from Miss Isabella Lloyd, who could not conceal her indignation at the stupidity of some one whom she designated "that wretch," sent Nelly Donovan flying down between the two rows of tables; and when she returned bearing another dish, that which contained the geese was pushed out of the way, and before he had well recovered from his surprise, Father Hannigan found a piece of roast beef before him, which might have vied with that wonderful quarter that Father M'Mahon got as a Christmas present, and merely to look at which, according to Father Hannigan, would "do your heart good." The two geese were removed to another dish, and banished to one of the side tables; and Mat Donovan completed the arrangements by placing a huge piece of pork on the "bolster of cabbage," originally intended as its resting place. The roast beef became "small by degrees and beautifully less," under Father Hannigan's carving knife. Hugh Kearney and his father worked with might and main, too; and knives and forks were soon busy all round the barn. But the white goose had aroused Miss Lloyd's inquisitiveness, and she could not rest till she knew all about it. So when Nelly Donovan was passing, Miss Lloyd put back her hand and caught her by the skirt. "What soft of a goose is that?" she asked, as Nelly bent over her chair. "'Tis wan uv their own geese, Miss. Mrs. Brophy always rears three or four clutches." "But why is it white?" "Oh, is id that wan? Ould Molly, Miss, that didn't understand the cook, an' popped wan uv 'em into a pot of wather an' biled id, instead uv puttin' it in the oven pot as she was tould. She did the same to a beautiful pair uv ducks, an' spiled 'em." "What's that you have on the plate?" "Some bacon an' cabbage, Miss, that Wattletoes is afther sendin' me to Mr. Kearney for. An' spake uv the divil an' he'll appear," she exclaimed. "Here is Barney himself." "Tare-an'-ouns, Nelly," muttered Barney grumblingly, "is id goin' to lave me lookin' at 'em all skelpin' away you are, an' not as much as ud bait a mouse-trap furnint me, barrin' a dhry pueata?" "I have id here for you, Barney," she replied, presenting the well-filled plate to him. "More power to your oaten-male-pueata-cake -- an' a griddle to bile id," exclaimed Barney, as he hurried off to his place at the lower end of the barn. We have some recollection of a description of an English harvest-home, from the pen of Mr. Charles Reade. The guests were of the same class as those assembled in Ned Brophy's barn. But the English novelist tells us that during the whole time while the viands were being demolished, the only words uttered were the following "Bo-ill, wull you have some weal wud your bacon?" "That I woun't, Jock." In this respect the Irish wedding presented a singular contrast to the English harvest-home. Jokes and laughter were heard on every side; and from Father Hannigan at the head of the table to Barney Brodherick who sat upon an inverted hamper with his back against the winnowing machine, and his plate on his knees, at the opposite end of the barn, every face wore a smile, and fun sparkled in every eye. The only exceptions to this rule were two or three bashful young women whose potatoes broke upon their forks, and filled them with confusion. One of these bashful young women, after a second and third failure, dropped her arms by her side, and resisted every effort to induce her to taste a single morsel of anything. Nelly Donovan did all she could to coax her, but the bashful young woman rigidly refused to touch knife or fork again -- even though Nelly, with mischievous drollery, called out to Miss Isabella Lloyd -- "Wisha, Miss, maybe you'd have a little lane bit there. We have a girl down here that won't ate a taste uv anything for us." The necessity of peeling the potatoes on the fork at a wedding was regarded as a very trying ordeal; and the remark "that's the pueata I'd like to get at a weddin'," was one not unfrequently heard at Knocknagow, as the speaker held up a "white-eye" between her finger and thumb, which had resisted a tight squeeze of the hand without breaking. But how will Professor Huxley account for the difference we have alluded to between the Irish wedding and the English harvest home? In the matter of smiling faces, however, we should make one more exception, besides the bashful young women whose potatoes fell to pieces. Miss Lloyd was haunted by the boiled goose. That doughy looking object seemed both to fascinate and frighten her. She stared at it as a shying horse will stare at a white wall. At last, unable to resist any longer, she held out her plate and asked to be helped to the boiled goose. A young farmer, who sat opposite that neglected and utterly forlorn-looking bird, jumped to his feet and plunged a fork into its side; and then sawed away vigorously with his knife, but without any regard to the bones or joints of the boiled goose. In spite of his vigorous exertions -- or rather in consequence of them -- the unhappy boiled goose rolled and slipt about the dish, but lost not a particle of flesh under the knife of the operator. Now, this young farmer partook of boiled goose in his own house on an average once a week -- that is to say, every Sunday -- since Michaelmas. But then the goose was always dismembered before it was put into the pot with the dumplings. And a very savoury dish, too, is goose and dumplings cooked in this way. Miss Lloyd held out her plate patiently till her arm began to feel tired, when the young farmer, becoming quite desperate, pulled his fork out of the boiled goose, and plunging it into the piece of fat pork that happened to be within arm's length of him, slashed off some two or three pounds of the same, and flinging it upon the young lady's plate, exclaimed: "Maybe you'd rather have a bit of this, Miss?" Miss Lloyd stared helplessly at the mass of pork on her plate, which, in her bewilderment, she continued to hold out at arm's length. Whereupon, the young farmer added a liberal supply of cabbage, and Miss Lloyd laid down the plate before her, looking as stupefied as Mat Donovan's cock when he was going to walk into the fire, after falling from the collar-beam upon Phil Lahy's head. And during the rest of the meal Miss Lloyd seemed quite as incapable of further action as the bashful young woman for whom Nelly Donovan wanted "a little lane bit." Dinner over, the two pipers and three fiddlers struck up "Haste to the Wedding," which was the signal for removing the two rows of tables, and the floor was immediately cleared for dancing. Mr. Robert Lloyd led out the bride; and, after a good deal of rough shaking and pushing, Mat Donovan persuaded the bridegroom to go through the usual bowing and scraping in front of Miss Lloyd, who was roused from the stupor into which the fat pork had thrown her by the words, "I dance to you, Miss," which were uttered by Ned Brophy much in the same tone and with the same look as usually accompany the phrase, "I'm sorry for your trouble." "Come, Mr. Lowe," said Father Hannigan, "don't you see Miss Isabella there, throwing sheep's eyes at you? Out with you and join the fun." "Mr. Lory, your sowl," exclaimed Nelly Donovan, clapping him on the back, "before the flure is full." And Nelly seized Lory by the hand and pulled him along till they found a place among the dancers. Hugh Kearney walked down the barn looking to the right and left among the blooming damsels, but it was evident the object of his search was not in sight. "You want somebody," said Mat, with a meaning look. "Well, I do," replied Hugh. "I want a partner." "Who is she, an' I'll make her out for you?" "That's just what I don't know," replied Hugh. "But 'tis the girl with the white jacket." Mat shook his head, as much as to say, "Sure, now, I knew what was in your mind." And then looking all round for the white jacket, Mat Donovan said aloud -- "The nicest little girl!" and there was a melancholy tenderness in his voice, and a softness in his smile, which made Hugh at once suspect that the owner of the white jacket was no stranger to Mat the Thrasher. "Who is she?" he asked. "Bessy Morris, sir," replied Mat, after a moment's silence, as if he were roused from a reverie. "Is that old Phil's granddaughter?" Hugh asked in surprise. "I know her very well, but I have not seen her for a long time." "She was in Dublin at her aunt's, sir," replied Mat. "I think she's gone into the house now to put a stitch in the bridesmaid's gown that Wattletoes is afther dhriving his fut through -- would you doubt him? I'll run in for her." He soon returned with Bessy Morris, who blushed and laughed as he told her how Mr. Hugh Kearney had singled her out. "I really did not know you," said Hugh, as he shook hands with her, "till Mat told me who you were." "They all tell me I am greatly altered, sir," she replied, "but I can't see it myself." "We have some purty girls here to-night, sir," said Mat, looking round on every side. "Very pretty girls," Hugh replied. "There, for instance, that fair-haired girl sitting near the musicians is about as handsome a girl as ever I saw." "So she is, sir," said Mat. "She's called the Swan of Coolmore. But for all that," he added, with a humorous glance at Bessy Morris, "'tis the white jacket he was lookin' for." "Oh, but Bessy and I are old acquaintances," replied Hugh, laughing. "Nabocklish!" returned Mat. "You tould me you didn't know who she was. But I always said you had a good eye uv your own." The two pipers and three fiddlers found the "tuning" business so difficult that Mat thought there was still time for him to look out for a partner for "the first bout." "Now, which would you advise me to take?" he asked, stroking his chin as if he found it difficult to make up his mind. "The swan or the bridesmaid -- the goolden locks or the goolden guineas?" This question bad the effect of making Bessy Morris look very earnestly at him. But she laughed when he added -- "Here goes for a shake at the ould saucepan." "But you are forgetting," said Bessy, "that you were desired to make some punch for the ladies." "Oh murther!' he exclaimed, "that ould saucepan put id out uv me head." Billy Heffernan here appeared at the door with a jug of boiling water in each hand, and Mat hurried to the table to make the punch for the ladies; which punch was soon "shared" all round, and caused an immense deal of coughing and a grand display of "turkey-red" pocket-handkerchiefs. Hugh found his partner so lively and intelligent, and altogether so captivating, that he quite overlooked the fact that the dancing had commenced, till the swinging of Lory Hanly's legs warned him that he must either retire, or join in with the rest. The "merry din" now commenced in right earnest; but beyond all question the happiest mortal under the roof of Ned Brophy's barn that night was Barney Brodherick, who, fenced in by a table, in a corner all to himself, rattled away through all his wonderful steps as if he thought it a sin to let a single bar of jig, reel or double go for nothing. CHAPTER XXXII. AN OLD CROPPY'S NOTIONS OF SECURITY OF TENURE. FATHER HANNIGAN and Maurice Kearney, with old Phil Morris and Phil Lahy, and a few more choice spirits, drew close together round the social board, and enjoyed themselves in their own way. "I gave my daughter to Ned Brophy," said old Larry Clancy, in reply to a question of Father Hannigan's -- "I gave my daughter to Ned Brophy, because he has a good lase." "A good landlord is as good as a good lease," said Maurice Kearney. "I do not know that," returned Larry Clancy, slowly and emphatically. "For my own part, I'd rather have a good lase wud the worst landlord, than no lase wad the best landlord that ever broke bread. Security is the only thing to give a man courage." "He's right," exclaimed old Phil Morris, striking his stick against the ground. "Security is the only thing. But if every man was of my mind he'd have security or know for what." "Hold your tongue, you old sinner," said Father Hannigan, who had often combated Phil Morris's views, as to how the land question could be brought to a speedy settlement. "I have my old pike yet -- an' maybe I'd want id yet!" he exclaimed, with a look of defiance at the priest. "An' the man that'd come to turn me out on the road, as I see others turned out on the road, I'd give him the length uv id, as sure as God made Moses." "And swing for it," said Father Hannigan. "Ay, an' swing for it," shouted the old Croppy; for it was a musket bullet that shattered Phil Morris's knee in '98. "Ay, an' swing for it." "And be damned," added the priest. "Don't you know 'tis murder -- wilful murder?" "I don't know that," he replied. "But the prayers of the congregation would carry the man's sowl to heaven, that'd do a manly act, an' put a tyrant out uv the country, and keep other tyrants from following his example. 'Tis self-defence," he added, striking his stick against the ground; 'tis justice." "'Tis bad work," said Father Hannigan. "And take my word, luck or grace will never come of it." "I agree with you," Hugh Kearney observed, who had joined them during the latter part of the discussion. "You do!" exclaimed old Phil, turning upon him with a scowl. "An' who the divil cares what you or the likes of you agree with? You're well off as you are, and little trouble id gives you to see the people hunted like dogs." "You're wrong there, Phil," replied Hugh. "I'd like to see that old pike of yours taken from the thatch for a manly fight like that you fought in '98. But that's a different thing." "Well, I know that," returned Phil Morris, letting his chin drop upon his chest, and seeming to brood over the subject for a minute or two. "But five years ago," he added, "I could count three-an-twenty houses, big an' little, between the cross uv Liscorrig an' Shanbally-bridge; an' to-day you couldn't light your pipe along that whole piece uv a road, barrin' at wan house -- and that's my own. An' why am I left there? Because they knew I'd do id," he muttered through his clenched teeth, as if he were speaking to himself. "Let him alone," said the priest. "There's no use in talking to him." "There's raison in what he says," says old Larry Clancy, in his slow, emphatic way. "I say," he added, looking at the priest, "there's raison in what he says." "Don't be talking foolish," returned Father Hannigan, who saw that the eyes of three or four small farmers were fixed inquiringly on his face. "Good never came of it." "Do you hear him?" exclaimed old Phil Morris, turning to Hugh Kearney. "Well, to a great extent," said Hugh, after a short silence -- for he saw they all expected he would speak -- "to a great extent I agree with Father Hannigan. But there is no use in denying that the dread of assassination is the only protection the people have against extermination in this part of Ireland." "I say 'tis justice in the eye uv God," exclaimed old Phil Morris, "to punish the bloody tyrants -- the robbers and murdherers that rob the people uv their little spots, an' turn 'em out to perish. 'Tis justice to punish the bloody robbers!" And as old Phil struck his stick against the ground and looked around, there was a murmur of applause from the bystanders, who by this time were pretty numerous. "The man that believes he is robbed or persecuted," said the priest, "cannot be an impartial judge. If every one was to take the law in his own hands, there would be nothing but violence and bloodshed." "Well, what do you say to giving the exterminators a fair trial before judge and jury?" "What judge and jury?" "'Tisn't the judge an' jury in the coort-house," returned Phil Morris, "because they're all for the tyrants, an' some uv 'em tyrants themselves; but a fair jury uv the people, an' a fair judge." "I know what you mean," said Father Hannigan. "But if the judge and jury in the court-house be all for the tyrant, don't you think your judge and jury would be as much for the victim?" "No; they'd never condemn a man that didn't desarve id," replied Phil. "Ignorant men," rejoined the priest, "blinded by passion -- perhaps smarting under wrong themselves, or dreading that their own turn might come next couldn't be a fair judge and jury, Phil, even if what you speak of were lawful or just in the sight of God. So hold your tongue." "Ay, that's the way always. 'Howld your tongue' settles id. "There is Mr. Lloyd," continued Father Hannigan, as that gentleman returned to his seat; "and if he put out a tenant would you shoot him?" "The divil a hair uv his head would be touched," replied Phil. "He gives good lases at a fair rent; and the man that does that won't turn out a tenant unless he desarves to be turned out. Answer me this wan question. Did you ever know uv a good landlord to be shot, or a good agent? Answer me that." "Well, no," replied the priest. "I never did." "There it is," observed Larry Clancy, as if that settled the question, and Father Hannigan had thrown up the sponge. "Well, now, Mr. Lowe," said Father Hannigan, "what's your opinion of this matter?" "I am almost entirely ignorant of it," he replied. "But I confess I came over to Ireland under the impression that the people were lawless and revengeful, particularly in your county." "You only saw the dark side of the picture," returned Father Hannigan. "We are not so black as we are painted." "I believe that. And a remark made by an Irish judge, with whom I had the honour of dining a few weeks ago, made a great impression on me, I confess." "What did he say?" "He had sentenced several men to be hanged a short time before, and a gentleman present made some severe remarks, while discussing the subject of agrarian outrages, when Judge said: 'I never met an instance of a landlord being killed, who did not deserve -- I won't say to be hanged, as I am a judge -- but I do say, a case of the kind never came before me that the landlord did not deserve to be damned!"' Old Phil Morris looked with astonishment at the speaker. "Put id there," he exclaimed, reaching his horny hand across the table. "If you were the divil you're an honest man." "I don't despair of old Ireland yet," said the priest. "The people are good if they only get fair play." "Ireland will never do any good till we have trade and manufactures of our own," observed Phil Lahy. And a certain thickness of utterance indicated that Phil had forgotten his resolution respecting the cordial long ago. "Our rulers crushed our trade and manufactures," said Father Hannigan. "Yes," returned Phil Lahy, "but the people are too much given to farming. A beggarly sky farmer that's stuck in the mud from mornin' to night, an' don't know beef from mutton -- no, nor the taste of an egg; for if he dare look at a hen's tail, his wife would fling the dish-cloth at him. An' that poor crawler, with his bead bald from the rain droppin' on it from the eave from standin' outside his honour's window, waitin' till his honour condescended to talk to him -- that beggar would despise the tradesman an' look down on him. Tom Hogan comes in to me this mornin' to know was there any news in the paper. 'There is,' says I. 'I'll read one uv the best articles ever you heard for you,' says I. "Look at the markets,' says Tom Hogan. Ha! ha! ha!" And Phil Lahy laughed quite sardonically. "'Look at the markets.' Ha! ha! ha!" "There's some truth in what you say," said Father Hannigan. "Ay," continued Phil, "an' the big farmer will make doctors an' attorneys of his sons, instead of setting 'em up in business." "I'm going to bind my youngest son to his uncle," said Mr. Kearney. "For a wonder," returned Phil Lahy, tasting his punch; and, not considering it up to the mark, adding another glass of whiskey. "That's what I call a double entendre, Phil," said Father Hannigan. "I fear you are forgetting your promise," Hugh observed. "What promise?" Phil asked. "Not to drink anything stronger than cordial." Phil Lahy stared at the speaker for half a minute; and then stared at the double entendre for half a minute more. In fact, Phil Lahy felt himself in a dilemma. Making a sudden dive, however, at the ginger cordial decanter, he filled his glass and carefully added the glass of cordial to the two glasses of whiskey in his tumbler. "Will that please you?" he asked, turning to Hugh, as if that didn't satisfy him nothing could. Hugh rubbed his hand over his face, and did his best to keep from laughing. "Would you doubt Phil for getting out of a promise?" observed Father Hannigan. "He'd drive a coach-and-six through any promise that ever was made -- as old Dan used to say of an Act of Parliament." "Old Dan said many a good thing," rejoined Phil Lahy, not choosing to notice the reference to the "promise." "But the best thing ever he said," he continued, casting about for something that would turn the conversation away from promises and cordial altogether -- "the best thing ever he said was: 'England's difficulty is Ireland's opportunity" exclaimed Phil Lahy, as the happy apothegm suddenly flashed into his mind at the very moment that he was about taking refuge in a severe fit of sneezing. "An' you'll see Ireland yet -- "Here Phil stopped short, as if he had lost the thread of his discourse; but after a good pull at the tumbler, he seemed to find it again, and added -- "when a redcoat will be as great a curiosity as a white blackbird. There's a storm brewin'," he continued, with a portentous scowl. "Columbkill's words is comin' to pass. An' the day will come when we can drive the invader out of Ireland -- wud square-bottles, as Mat the Thrasher said the other day." "But I don't like to hear you running down the farmers," observed Father Hannigan. "I don't run down the farmers -- except when they deserve id." "Manufactures are good," continued Father Hannigan; "and we'll have enough of them when our fine harbours are crowded with the shipping of America -- and of the whole world. But for all that I'd be sorry to see the homes of the peasantry disappearing from our hills and our plains, and the people crowded into factories." "You're right," exclaimed Phil Lahy, almost with a shout. "'Princes or lords may flourish or may fade.' Mat Donovan has a new song that touches upon that." "Come, Mat, give us the new song," said Father Hannigan. "I'm afeard I haven't id be heart right yet, sir," replied Mat. "Oh, we'll excuse you; we'll excuse all mistakes," rejoined the priest. "Come, Mr. Hanly," he called out to Lory -- who with a dozen others was battering the floor to the tune of " O'Connell's Trip to Parliament" -- "We're going to get a song. Give the poor pipers and fiddlers a rest. Come, Mat, up with it!" There was a general movement towards the table, and all waited anxiously for Mat the Thrasher's new song, of which many of the company had heard. Mat Donovan leant back in his chair, and with a huge hand resting on the table, and clutching one of the gilt buttons on the front of the blue body-coat with the other, he turned his eyes to the collar-beams, and sang in a fine mellow voice: THE PEASANT-FARMER'S SONG -- FOR THE TIME TO COME. I've a pound for to lend, and a pound for to spend -- And céad mile fáilte my word for a friend; No mortal I envy, no master I own -- Nor lord in his castle, nor king on his throne. Come, fill up your glasses, the first cup we'll drain To the comrades we lost on the red battle plain! Oh, we'll cherish their fame, boys, who died long ago -- And what's that to any man whether or no? The spinning-wheels stop, and my girls grow pale, While their mother is telling some sorrowful tale, Of old cabins levelled, and coffinless graves, And ships swallowed up in the salt ocean waves. But, girls, that's over -- for each of you now I'll have twenty-five pounds and a three-year-old cow; And we'll have lán na mhála* at your weddings I trow -- And what's that to any man whether or no? Come here, bhean na tighe+ sit beside me a while, And the pride of your heart let me read in your smile. Would you give your old home for the lordliest hall? Ha! -- you glance at my rifle that hangs on the wall. And your two gallant boys on parade-day are seen In the ranks of the brave 'neath the banner of green; Oh! I've taught them to guard it 'gainst traitor and foe -- And what's that to any man whether or no? But the youngest of all is the "white-headed boy"++ -- The pulse of your heart, and our pride and our joy: From the dance and the hurling he'll steal off to pray, And will wander alone by the river all day. He's as good as the priest at his Latin I hear, And to college, please God, we'll send him next year. Oh, he'll offer the Mass for our souls when we go -- And what's that to any man whether or no? Your hands, then, old neighbours! one more glass we'll drain; And céad mile fáilte again and again! May discord and treason keep far from our shore, And freedom and peace light our homes evermore. He's the king of good fellows, the poor, honest man; So we'll live and be merry as long as we can, And we'll cling to old Ireland through weal and through woe -- And what's that to any man whether or no? * "Lan na mhala " -- pronounced lawn-na-waula.---"Full of a bag," -- i.e., abundance. + "Bhean na tighe,"--" pronounced van-a-thee. -- "The woman of the house." ++ "The white-headed boy," -- the favourite. There was a shout of applause at the conclusion of Mat Donovan's song; and some of the women were seen to wipe the tears from their cheeks with their aprons. Bessy Morris raised her eyes to his; and as she laid her hand upon his arm while turning away her head to reply to a question of Hugh Kearney's, Mat Donovan pressed his hand over his eyes, and caught his breath, as if he had been shot through the body. Bessy Morris resumed her coquettish ways as she went on talking to Hugh Kearney, who was evidently captivated by her. If he had proposed for her on the spot, with or without his father's consent, and if it were arranged that they were to be married that day week, or any day before Ash-Wednesday, it would not have surprised Mat Donovan in the least. But while she talked and laughed with Hugh Kearney, her hand remained resting on the sleeve of the blue body-coat. Perhaps this little incident did not mean much. Mat Donovan never for a moment thought it meant anything. But he kept his arm quite still, and would not have frightened away that little hand for a trifle. "That's a right good song, Mat," said Father Hannigan. "The chorus," observed Phil Lahy, who seemed in a mood for contradiction, "is as ould as the hills." "So much the better," replied the priest. "Are we going to get a song from anyone else?" "Billy Heffernan has another new wan," said a voice from the crowd. "Don't mind id!" exclaimed Phil Lahy, contemptuously, "'Tis a 'come-all-ye.'" By which Phil meant that Billy Heffernan's new song belonged to that class of ballads which invariably commence: "come all ye tender Christians, I hope you will draw near," 'Tis a come-all-ye," repeated Phil Lahy. "Don't bother us wud id." The twang of the fiddles, followed by the sound of drone and chanter, however, showed that the dancers were becoming impatient, and had urged the musicians to strike up; and Lory Hanly was immediately on his legs again with his partner, to finish the "bout" which Father Hannigan had cut short so unceremoniously. Hugh Kearney was about asking Bessy Morris to dance again, when Nelly Donovan came up to him. "Come into the parlour, sir," said she. "'Tis cleared up, an' Mr. Flaherty is afther consentin' to play a few sets for the ladies." To the great satisfaction of many of the boys, and not a few of the girls, the priest and the "ladies and gentlemen," with about a dozen of the more genteel among the guests, withdrew to the dwelling-house. Mr. Lowe offered his arm to Miss Lloyd, and Miss Isabella evidently expected that Hugh Kearney would conduct her through the yard. But Hugh kept possession of the piquant Bessy, and Father Hannigan gallantly offered his arm to Miss Isabella, who, in spite of her good humour, looked a little vexed. Lory Hanly refused point-blank to accompany them, declaring that he considered the barn "better value"; in which opinion Mr. Robert Lloyd entirely concurred, and pronounced Lory a lad of spirit. And here we have to record a very curious fact. No sooner was the priest's back turned than fully half-a-score of seats round the barn might have been dispensed with; for by some strange chance quite a number of the prettiest girls found themselves sitting on their partners' knees -- an arrangement, however, which not a single "matron's glance" attempted to "reprove." And now the fun began in right earnest. But not a single dancer, during that memorable night, so distinguished and covered himself with glory, as Lory Hanly, who tired down all his partners, even Nelly Donovan, who was never before known to throw up the sponge. And Barney Brodherick, too, called down thunders of applause by dancing a "single bout" upon the big table. In the midst of the cheers that greeted Barney's performance, Nelly Donovan pushed her way through the crowd to Billy Heffernan, and asked breathlessly: "Billy, have you your flute?" "Why so?" returned Billy, in by no means a cheerful manner. "Because they want you to play the 'Frolic,'" replied Nelly, excitedly. "Who wants me to play id?" Billy asked, rubbing his nose. "Father Hannigan, and all uv 'em. Have you the flute?" "Well, I have the flute," said Billy. "But I don't know what to say about playin' the 'Frolic' while Mr. Flaherty is there. Maybe 'tis turned out I'd be like the pipers." Billy Heffernan evidently stood in awe of the great Flaherty. "Come away," exclaimed Nelly. "'Tis he wants to hear id. Man alive! if you heard the way Father Hannigan praised you to the skies. He said you wor a born janius. Come, before they're up for the next set." "Are they dancin'?" Billy asked, scratching his head, as if he sought for an excuse to put off the ordeal as long as possible. "They are, they are," Nelly exclaimed, impatiently. "The strange gentleman an' Miss Lloyd is afther dancin' that new -dance they call the polka. An' faith, 'tis no great things uv -a dance. 'Tis all bulla-bulla-baw-sheen. Myse'f don't know how they can stand id -- Tal-tal, tal-tal, tal-tal, tal-tal-la! all the same, round an' round." And Nelly sang a somewhat monotonous dancing-tune which was then known in those parts as "the polka." "By my word," continued Nelly Donovan, contemptuously, "they'd soon get tired uv id -- on'y for the ketchin'." Billy Heffernan screwed his flute together, and sounded low D. "Maybe id wants a dhrink," said Nelly, with whom the old flute was evidently an old acquaintance. "No, 'tis all right," Billy replied. "I iled id yestherday. But sure there's no hurry; an' if I was flusthered I'd make a show uv myse'f. Sit down awhile an' tell me who's wudin, an' how they're goin' on." "Wisha, sure you know the whole uv 'em as well as myse'f," Nelly replied, as she sat down. "Miss Isabella is a darlin', an' she's so pleasant. I must be tellin' Miss Mary to-morrow what an eye she has afther Mr. Hugh. I'd hould. my life she'd rather have him than the young landlord, or whatever he is. But bad cess to me, Billy, but Bessy Morris has em all light about her. I think she must have a four-laved shamrock or somethin'. She bates the world. An' 'tisn't because she's so handsome. There's Alice Ryan, an' she's be odds a purtier girl -- an' faith she don't want to be reminded uv that same, either. If you see the bitther look she gave Tom Daniel, just because he asked her was id long since they had a letther from her brother. An' signs on, the divil a much any wan cares about her, in spite uv all her beauty. An' look at 'em all ready, you'd think, to put their hands undher Bessy's feet." "Wisha, begor, Nelly," returned Billy Heffernan, "you wouldn't let id go wud any uv 'em yourse'f." "Arrah, now, Billy, what sign uv a fool do you see on me? Don't think you can come Jack Hannan over me that way. The man that'll buy me for a fool, will be a long way out of his money." I'm on'y tellin' the honest thruth," replied Billy, solemnly. "I said id to myse'f when you were dancin' wud Tom Daniel a while ago." She looked at him with pleased surprise, but said nothing. "What way is Phil Lahy goin' on?" he asked. "Is he stickin' to the cordial?" The question seemed to cast a gloom over Nelly Donovan's face, but rousing herself, she replied laughing: "Well, yes; he's stickin' to the cordial, but I'm afraid be puts in a drop uv the hardware sometimes by mistake." "He's all right," Billy remarked, " 'till he comes to the holy wather." "Faith, then, he is afther comin' to id," she replied. "Just as I was comin' out he was tellin' Father Hannigan the ould story, how he never went to bed wudout sprinklin' himse'f wud the holy wather." "He must be looked afther," said Billy Heffernan. "I promised Norah I'd have an eye to him. But he has so many turns and twists in him 'tis hard to manage him. 'Tis 'cuter and 'cuter he gets the more he has taken. No matther what you'd say, he'd have an argument agin you." "Well, here, come away," said Nelly, taking him by the arm and pulling him to the door. He walked voluntarily across the yard, but came to a stand outside the parlour door, and Nelly was obliged again to have recourse to force to get him in. CHAPTER XXXIII. BILLY HEFFERNAN'S TRIUMPH. "OH, is that you, Billy?" exclaimed Father Hannigan. "come, sit down here and play that tune you made yourself, for Mr. Flaherty. He's not inclined to believe that you made it at all." "Begor, I don't know whether I did or not, sir," replied Billy, as he sat down. "'Twas to dhrame id I did, sir." "Come, do ye sit down, and rest for awhile; we're going to get a tune from Billy Heffernan," said Father Hannigan, addressing those who had taken their places for the next dance, and were patiently waiting for the music. "Sit over here, Mr. Lowe," he continued, "and listen to this." Mr. Lowe left Miss Lloyd's side, and sat near Billy Heffernan. "Maybe, sir," said Billy Heffernan, looking reverentially at the silver-mounted bagpipes, "maybe Mr. Flaherty wouldn't like me to play." "Oh, play," said the old man, patronisingly. Billy looked at his flute, and seemed to hesitate. The rustle of Miss Lloyd's dress was plainly audible, as she left her chair and sat on the corner of a form, intending to resume operations against Mr. Lowe as soon as possible; and this stillness added to the musician's embarrassment. "Come, Billy, don't you see they're all waitin'? Up wud id," said Mat the Thrasher. "Give us a tune yourse'f," returned Billy, offering him the flute. "I thought Mat only understood the big drum," said Father Hannigan. "Faith, then, he do so, sir; and a right good player he is," replied Billy. "Don't mind him, sir," returned Mat Donovan. " I'm on'y a whaiten garden player." By which Mat intended to convey that his music was only suitable for the open air, and the harvest field. "I believe every one in Knocknagow is a musician," said Father Hannigan. "But what's delaying you Billy? I never saw you so long about it before." "Well, you see, sir," he replied with another glance at the silver keys and the crimson-velvet bag, "Mr. Flaherty is such a fine player, I feel somewhat daunted." "Oh, don't mind, don't mind," returned Mr. Flaherty. Thus encouraged, Billy Heffernan commenced to play; and as he went on, the incredulous expression in the old blind musician's face gave place to a look of surprise, which quickly changed again into one of delight. He caught up his chanter, but without inflating the velvet bag, and mentally accompanied the performer, who soon gave his whole soul to the melody; and, as he concluded, Mr. Flaherty exclaimed with emphasis, with his face turned up towards the ceiling: Billy Heffernan -- you are a musician." What did I tell you?" said Father Hannigan, who was evidently proud of his judgment. "I always said Billy was a first- rate player." Every one was delighted at Billy Heffernan's triumph -- particularly Nelly Donovan, who stood leaning against the door with her arms akimbo, and could scarcely resist the impulse to jump into the middle of the floor, and call for "three cheers for Knocknagow, and the sky over it." Mr. Flaherty adjusted his pipes, and Father Hannigan held up his hand as a signal for silence. And now it was Billy Heffernan's turn to be astonished; for the blind musician played the tune in a manner which almost made the hair of the composer's head stand on end. "For God Almighty's sake, sir," Billy exclaimed imploringly, "didn't you ever hear id before?" "No, I never heard it before," replied Mr. Flaherty. "Oh," exclaimed Billy, with a deep sigh, "I can't b'lieve I ever med it." "I'll play 'Heffernan's Frolic' for Father M'Mahon to morrow," said Mr. Flaherty. And Billy Heffernan felt that he was famous. Miss Lloyd found it impossible to keep quiet any longer. She left her seat with a skip, and actually sat down upon Billy Heffernan's knee, who occupied the nearest chair to Mr. Lowe. "Mamma will be so delighted," she began, resuming the conversation which Father Hannigan had interrupted, "when I tell her that Mrs. Lowe remembers her." She glanced carelessly at Billy Heffernan, who leant back in his chair; and Miss Lloyd could not help smiling at the thought that poor Billy Heffernan was quite overpowered by the honour she had done him. She even stole a look at Mr. Lowe to see if he did not envy Billy Heffernan. "And now, Mr. Lowe, won't you promise to come and see us before you leave the country?" "You're an inconvaniance to me, Miss," said Billy Heffernan. "What!" exclaimed Miss Lloyd, turning round, and staring at the speaker. "You're an inconvaniance to me," he repeated, quietly. Mr. Lowe, in spite of all he could do, was obliged to laugh. "Oh, really!" she exclaimed, jumping up, and retreating backwards, with her eyes fixed on Billy Heffernan, as if he had been miraculously metamorphosed into a boiled goose. And Billy Heffernan, having got rid of the "inconvaniance," quietly unscrewed the joints of his flute and put them in his pocket. On seeing Father Hannigan look at his watch, Mat Donovan started up and hastily left the room. He soon returned with a plate in each hand. "Here, Mr. Hugh," said he, presenting one of the plates to Hugh Kearney, "let us not forget the music." "That's right, Mat," said Father Hannigan; "make the collection for the musicians before we go. 'Tis near twelve o'clock." Hugh took the plate and went round to make the collection, Mat keeping close to him, and transferring to his own plate the half-crowns, and shillings, and sixpences -- we don't mind including the fourpenny-bits, they were so few -- as fast as they were dropped on Hugh's. Each person's contribution was thus plain to be seen, which would not be the case if the silver were allowed to accumulate on the plate upon which it was dropped. 'Tis a fine collection," said Mat. "We won't mind the barn for another hour or two; but what about the beggars?" "Don't mind the collection for the poor people," said Nelly, "till by-and-by. Sure there's no wan goin' away but the Miss Lloyds, an' the priest, an' the two Mr. Kearneys, an' the strange gentleman." The collection for the beggars was accordingly put off to a later hour, and Mat beckoned to a genteel-looking young man, who was serving his time to the grocery business, to help him with the negus. "Maybe Mr. Lowe an' yourse'f would like a dhrop uv somethin' before goin' out in the cowld," said Mat Donovan to Hugh Kearney, who was standing near the door with Miss Isabella Lloyd's shawl on his arm. "Will you have something?" Hugh asked. "Oh, no, no," Mr. Lowe replied. "I'd rather not." "Let us be all together as far as the cross," said Father Hannigan. "Come, Mr. Flaherty." When they were gone, it was agreed upon all hands that one of the fiddlers should be brought in from the barn, and the dance kept up in the parlour. Jugs of punch were "shared" round at intervals, and, on the whole, Ned Brophy's wedding gave general satisfaction. It was some what remarkable, however, that the two principal dramatis personae were almost entirely lost sight of. "Where is Ned?" Mat asked, looking around in every direction for the bridegroom. "Smokin' at the kitchen fire wud Phil Morris," replied his sister. "An' there's herse'f in the corner beyand, an' not a stir in her." "Bring a glass of this to her," said Mat. "Wisha, faith I won't," returned Nelly, who was under the impression that the bride slighted her as a poor relation. "His mother tould me to have an eye about me, and lend a hand to keep things to rights; but the new misthress, I'm thinkin', thinks I'm makin' myse'f too busy. If she knew but the half uv id!" added Nelly, with a toss of her head. The white muslin jacket flitted by while Nelly was speaking, and Mat gazed after it; and, catching the eye of its owner he beckoned to her. "Come over here," said he, "an' bring a glass of wine to Mrs. Ned, an' talk to her; and if anything will put her in humour that will." Four young men rushed after the white jacket with a view of getting possession of it for the next dance. "Here, be off wud ye!" exclaimed Mat. "'Tis the laste I can have her for a minute to myse'f. How do you think she can hould dancin' always?" The "boys" laughed; and scratching their heads in their disappointment, went in search of partners elsewhere. "I didn't taste a dhrop uv anything to-night," said Mat; "an' here, now, sweeten this for me." She took the glass, and, with her eyes laughingly raised to his, put it to her lips. "A little sup," he continued. She took a sip and handed back the glass to him. "Here is luck," said Mat Donovan. "An' that we may be all alive an' well this day twelve-months," he added, laying the empty glass on the table. There was something in his tone which brought that serious, inquiring look we have before noted, into Bessy Morris's eyes. "Is there anything the matter with Mat?" she asked in a whisper, turning to Nelly. "No; why so?" Nelly replied, looking surprised. "He's not so pleasant as he used to be," said Bessy Morris. "Why then, as you spoke uv that," returned Nelly, "I noticed the same thing myse'f this while back. He's gettin' careless about diversion an' everything. All he wants is an excuse not to go to the hurlin' or a dance, or fun uv any soart. Thanks be to God 'tisn't his health at any rate," she added, turning round to look at him, "for I never see him lookin' betther." Bessy Morris looked at him, too, and thought that he was not only looking well, but that he was the finest and honestest looking fellow in the world. But why that scrutinizing, and at the same time melancholy glance with which she regarded him? Did she think that she herself had anything to do with the change she noticed in him? "How do you like Ned's wife?" Nelly asked. "I on'y spoke a few words to her," replied Bessy. "She seems in bad spirits." "I wondher is id Ned's story wud her?" said Nelly. "What is that?" "Well, I think he had an ould grá for Nancy Hogan." "Oh, I see," said Bessy Morris, thoughtfully, as she looked earnestly at the bride, who was sitting alone near the bed room door. "After all, Nelly, marrying for money is a queer thing." "Bring her the glass uv wine," said Nelly, "an' thry an' cheer her up. If any wan can get good uv her 'tis yourse'f." The compliment was really deserved, for it could be easily seen that Bessy Morris was a universal favourite. The only exception to this rule, so far as the present company were concerned, was a stout young lady, chiefly remarkable for yellow kid gloves, which she did not take off during dinner. This young lady regarded Bessy with sulky looks because a certain young man from the mountain would keep gadding after the white jacket, though the yellow-gloved hand and four hundred pounds were at his service for the asking. But Bessy Morris had had experience enough of the world to en able her to estimate the "warring sighs" and amorous glances of the young man from the mountain at their true value. They simply meant that the young man from the mountain was sorry -- all but heart-broken indeed -- that it wasn't she had the four hundred pounds; and if it was, etc., etc., etc. "Well, we must try what we can do for Mrs. Ned," said Bessy. Mrs. Ned took the glass of wine and folded her hands about. it, but showed no symptom of any intention to drink it. "This is a pleasant night we have," said Bessy, sitting down next the bride. Mrs. Ned looked straight before her, and made no reply. "Ah," thought Bessy, "I fear it is Ned's story with her." "You'll like this place very much," she continued, "when you become acquainted with the people. They are very nice and neighbourly." Mrs. Ned said nothing. "To be sure one cannot help feeling lonely after leaving one's own home," said Bessy. "But it must be a great comfort to you to have your family so near you." "What soart is the cows?" said Mrs. Ned, turning round suddenly, and looking straight into Bessy Morris's face. "Oh," she stammered, quite taken by surprise, "I really don't know." Because," rejoined Mrs. Ned, "I never see such miserable calves as them two that was in the yard when we wor comin' in. Maybe 'tis late they wor," she added, after a short silence, and looking anxiously at Bessy again. "Perhaps so," Bessy replied, not well knowing what to say. "I'd be long sorry to rear the likes uv 'em," said Mrs. Ned. "Won't you drink the wine?" said Bessy. Mrs. Ned did drink the wine; and hazarded a hope that the two-year olds were not the same breed as the two angishores she saw in the yard. "There's no fear of her," said Bessy Morris to herself, as she took the empty glass back to the table. "She won't die of a broken heart." In fact, Mrs. Ned Brophy was a very sensible young woman. Matches innumerable had been proposed and rejected, and "made" and "broke off" for one reason or another, in her case; which gave her very little concern, as she knew there was wherewithal in the old saucepan to secure her a husband -- or rather "a nice place" -- sooner or later. There were two competitors in the field this Shrovetide; and, in the difference, she was better pleased that Ned Brophy was the one "settled with"; though the fact that the other "had an uncle a priest" gained him the favour of her mother. But Ned's lease carried the day with old Larry Clancy. The circumstance which made the young woman herself incline more to Ned Brophy than to the priest's nephew, was, that Ned wore a cravat, and was more respectable-looking than his rival. Strange to say, however, the rejected wooer of the old saucepan actually fell in love afterwards with a young lady -- we use the word advisedly -- in his uncle's parish, who had been educated in a convent, and married her. And though she did not bring him a single sovereign, her husband was wont to declare that she was worth her weight in gold -- which he persisted in pronouncing "goold," in spite of all she could say to the contrary. "Nelly, will you be home wud Phil Lahy, an' have an eye to him?" said Billy Heffernan to Nelly Donovan, who was busy preparing tea -- or "the tay," as Nelly herself was pleased to call that pleasant beverage. "Why so?" she asked, rather sharply, "won't you be wud him yourse'f?" "I must be goin'," he replied. "I ought to be on the road an hour ago." "You'll be kilt," returned Nelly, in a softened tone, "wudout gettin' a wink uv sleep. Couldn't you put id off for wan day?" "Well, as they're reg'lar customers I wouldn't like to disappoint them." "Well, you won't go till you're afther takin' a sup uv this, at any rate," returned Nelly. "You that never dhrank a dhrop uv anything." She filled out a cup of tea, and, after tasting it and pronouncing it, "hot, strong, and sweet," presented it to Billy Heffernan. "The old woman," she continued, while Billy was drinking his cup of tea, "wants me to stop a day or two, and help to put the place to rights, an' pack up the borrowed things. But I'll warn Mat not to lose sight uv Phil till he laves him safe at home." "I won't take any more," said Billy, stopping her hand as she was about filling his cup again. "Now, Billy, don't be makin' an omadhaun uv yourse'f," she replied, pouring out the tea at the risk of scalding his hand, with which he attempted to cover the tea-cup. "Don't you be lonesome," she continued, sitting down near him, "thravellin' be yourse'f this way every night?" "I don't mind id," he replied. "'Tis some way uneasy I do be when I'm comin' near the town, an' I think every minute an hour till I'm out uv id agin." "But sure 'tis lonesomer in the summer time," she continued, "in the bog by yourse'f from mornin' till night." "That's what I do be longin' for," said Billy Heffernan. "I'm King uv Munster when I'm in the bog, an' the phillibeens whistlin' about me. No, begor," continued Billy, smacking his lips after emptying his cup; "when I'd sit on a bank uv a fine summer's evenin', and' look about me, I wouldn't call the queen my aunt." "But why wouldn't you sell your turf in Kilthubber, an' not be goin' all the ways to Clo'mel, in the hoighth uv winther?" "The divil a betther little town in Ireland to buy turf," replied Billy, "but there's too many goin' there." "I'm looking for you this hour, Nelly," said a voice that made her start. "I'm after tiring them all down. Come and have another dance." "Oh! Mr. Lory, I thought you wor gone home wud Mr. Kearney two hours ago." "What a fool I am," replied Lory. "Come." "Sure I'm goin' to get the tay," replied Nelly. "Leave that to the old woman," he exclaimed, catching her hand and pulling her off to the barn. "Come, Mr. Lloyd," said Lory, "get a partner." But just then he discovered that the dancing was suspended, and that Mr. Lloyd, who had a good voice as well as a correct ear, was in the act of favouring the company with a song. Mr. Lloyd's song was the "Soldier's Tear," and on coming to the refrain, "and wiped away a tear," at the end of each verse, Mr. Lloyd suited the action to the word, by seeming to pluck out his left eye with his finger and thumb, and fling it on the floor, in a most moving manner. Mr. Lloyd's song was so highly appreciated that the cheering and clapping were kept up for several minutes, during which the vocalist untied his hunting-whip, and in the calmest manner possible commenced attempting the feat of snuffing a candle at the other end of the table with the lash. "Well, will you dance now?" said Lory, whose knees were beginning to work involuntarily. "Another song, Lory. Sit down near me here, Nelly." Nelly Donovan sat down near him and Mr. Lloyd sang "My Dark-haired Girl," casting admiring glances at her as he went on, particularly at the lines -- . "Thy lip is like the rose, and thy teeth they are pearl, And diamonds are the eyes of my dark-haired girl"; which really applied very well to Nelly Donovan. A still louder storm of applause followed this effort, and Nelly exclaimed: "Faith, 'tis no wondher that so many are dyin' about you, sir," as she jumped up to rejoin her partner. The bridegroom sat all this time in the corner by the kitchen fire, listening to old Phil Morris's reminiscences of '98, and quietly smoking his pipe. But as the guests began to leave, and came to bid him good morning, he would start up suddenly to shake hands with them; and after scratching his head with a puzzled look, Ned Brophy would seem to remember that he was at his own wedding, and then sit down again and forget all about it, till another "Good mornin', Ned, I wish you joy," would recall the circumstance to his mind. At last, old Phil Morris himself thought it time to go home, and striking his stick against the hearthstone, he said: "Mat, will you see about my ass, and tell that little girl uv mine to get ready. She ought to have enough uv the dancin' by this time, at any rate." And to be sure, how Mat Donovan did start off, and how soon the ass was put to the cart, and what a quantity of fresh straw -- oaten straw, too, for which he had to run to the haggard -- was packed into the said cart, and then shaken up loosely, and patted and smoothed, till a sultana might have reclined on it. Bessy soon appeared in her cloak and bonnet, looking, if possible, more captivating than ever. Half-a-dozen "boys" contended for the honour of handing her into the car; one of whom contented himself with placing a chair for her to step upon, which he held firm with all his might, as if the slightest shake would endanger her life. Mat handed the reins to old Phil, and led the ass out of the yard, and a little way along the narrow boreen. "Why don't you ever come to see us, now?" Bessy asked, when he stopped to say good night. "I don't have time," he replied, "except uv a Sunday. And the days are so short yet." "Well, they'll soon be getting long," said she, clasping his hand very warmly; "and I'm sure grandfather would like to have a shanahus with you." "Well, I'll shortly take a walk over." "Next Sunday," said Bessy, in a distractingly coaxing tone. "Well, the b'ys will be expectin' me to hurl o' Sunday," replied Mat. "An' besides, Captain French wants to have a throw uv a sledge wud me. He's askin' me ever since he came home to go over to the castle some week-day; but I couldn't spare time. And they're so d--n exact," he added, "about breakin' the Sabbath, that he wouldn't agree to appoint a Sunday. But, now, as the regiment is goin' abroad, he wouldn't be satisfied wudout havin' a throw wud me." "Is the regiment going abroad?" she asked, with an interest that took Mat by surprise. "They're not the same sogers," he replied, "that's in Kilthubber. They're dragoons." "Oh! I know. I know Captain French's regiment." "An' who cares where they go?" old Phil exclaimed under his teeth, as he jerked the reins and dealt a blow of his stick to the ass -- for which that patient animal had to thank the English army. Mat Donovan slowly retraced his steps to the house, feeling as if Bessy Morris's departure had suddenly turned the wed ding into a wake, and singing, almost unconsciously Oh! I'd rather have that car, sir, With B -- ahem! -- Peggy by my side, Than a coach-an'-four an' goold galore, An' a lady for my bride." He turned into the barn, and stood with folded arms leaning against the wall. "I didn't see Mat dance to-night," said Mr. Lloyd to Nelly Donovan, as she sat down after another jig with Lory Hanly. "I'll go myse'f and haul him out," returned Nelly, who was allowed to be the best dancer among the girls at Knocknagow. "Stir yourse'f, you big lazy fellow," she exclaimed, taking hold of his arm and leading him out to the middle of the floor. This movement was hailed with general satisfaction, and a dozen voices at once called upon the musicians to play "The Wind that shakes the Barley." It was really a sight worth looking at. The athletic, but at the same time lithe and graceful form of the Thrasher was set off to the best advantage by Phil Lahy's chef d'oeuvre, the blue body-coat with the gilt buttons; and his sister was a partner every way worthy of him. "What is id?" a stranger to the locality asked on finding the barn-door blocked up by a crowd of eager spectators. "A brother and sister," was the reply; and it could be inferred from the tone and look of the speaker that the relationship between the great dancer, Mat Donovan, and his equally famous partner added greatly to the interest with which their performance was regarded. The excitement rose higher and higher as the dance went on, and a loud shout followed every brilliantly executed step. After each step the dancers changed places, and, 'moving slowly for a few seconds, commenced another which threw the preceding one quite into the shade, and, as a matter of course, called out a louder "bravo!" and a wilder "hurro!" When the enthusiasm was at its height, two men carrying a large door crushed their way through the crowd. Two more quickly followed bearing another large door. And, without causing any interruption, the doors were slipped under the feet of the dancers, which now beat an accompaniment to the music, as if a couple of expert drummers had suddenly joined the orchestra. There was a hush of silence as if the spectators were spell-bound, till Mat Donovan joined hands with his sister, and both bowed at the conclusion of the dance. And while a Tipperary cheer is shaking the roof of Ned Brophy's barn, we let the curtain drop on Ned Brophy's wedding. CHAPTER XXXIV. LONELY BILLY HEFFERNAN took the key of his door from a hole under the thatch and let himself into his own house. Removing the ashes from the embers on the hearth, he knelt down, and, after a good deal of blowing, succeeded in kindling them into a flame. Then, taking a slip of bog-pine from one of several bundles that hung in the chimney, he lighted it and placed it on a block of bogwood in the corner, having first stuck it in a sod of turf in which was a hole for the purpose. He recalled the fine summer evening, when, out in the lonesome bog, he thrust his thumb into that sod of turf while it Was yet soft, and by that simple process converted it into a candlestick. Everything about Billy Heffernan's house seemed to have come from the bog. The walls, from the floor to the thatch -- which was not of straw, but of sedge -- were lined with turf, the side-walls with the rectangular "slane" turf, which looked like brick-work blackened with smoke, and the end wall with the rougher and somewhat shapeless "hand-turf." The table off which Billy Heffernan ate his meals was of bog-oak, as was the block upon which he sat. The mule's crib and the pegs in the wall upon which the mule's harness hung were of the same material. And Billy Heffernan's ratteen riding-coat depended from a portion of the horns of an elk -- which had bounded through the forest when the table and crib were portions of the living tree -- fastened to one of the rafters. He now took his antediluvian taper from the antediluvian seat and laid it on the antediluvian table; and then hung his riding- coat upon the antediluvian elk's horns. "Wo! Kit," said Billy Heffernan And the mule, who had an antediluvian look about her, whisked her tail and thrust her nose into her antediluvian manger. He put the harness on the mule, and after shaking up the hay in the crib, walked out and looked at the sky, in which there was a half moon that shone with a sickly sort of lustre. Billy Heffernan, without being at all aware of the fact, was of a poetical and fanciful turn of mind; and the pale moon at once reminded him of a pale face. So he walked down the road as far as the beech-tree; and, after looking up at the windows and steep roof and thick chimneys of Phil Lahy's old house, Billy Heffernan walked back again. Taking the linch-pins from the hob, where they were always left for safety, he fixed them in the axle-tree; and then led out his mule and put her to the car. He returned to the house to take down his old riding-coat, and after wrapping it round him, and blowing out the light, he locked his door, and set out with his creel of turf, upon his long journey to the town of Clonmel. "Wisha, begor! 'tis thrue for her," he soliloquised, as he plodded up the hill, "'tis lonesome enough. The road is lonesome, an' the house is lonesome, an' the bog is lonesome. An', begor, the main street uv Clo'mel is the lonesomest uv all. No matther where I am, I'm lonesome. So that I b'lieve 'tisn't the road, or the house, or the bog, or the town, but the heart that's lonesome. And whin the heart is lone some, the world is lonesome. Wisha, Kit, what do you want stoppin' there above all the places on the road? You got your drink at the lough; but comin' or goin' nothin' will plase you but a sup out of that little strame any day in the year." While the mule drank, Billy Heffernan placed a foot at each side of the little stream that ran across the road, and stretching out his hands, as if he were lifting some one over it, he uttered a low moan. "Oh! oh! oh!" be cried, as his hands closed on the empty air. The water running over his feet reminded him that he was standing in the middle of the stream, but he did not heed it. With his head bent down, and his hands pressed over his face, he continued to stand there till the mule moved on of her own accord; and then, dashing the fast falling tears from his eyes, he plodded on again after his creel. "I don't know what brought id so sthrong into my mind to- night," said he. "But somehow I thought I see her before me, lookin' at the wather, an' afeard to lep over like the rest uv 'em; an' then lookin' up at myse'f wud her eyes laughin' in her head. I hardly had the courage to take her up in my arms. An', the Lord be praised! 'twas the last time ever she crossed over the same strame. She reminded me uv id yistherday, whatever put id into her head. But sure I never pass the same spot wudout thinkin' uv her. I gev herse'f an' Nelly Donovan a lift home the same evenin'; an' a pleasant, good-hearted girl Nelly is. But there's no wan like Norah!" He plodded on for some time till the mule stopped to take breath before commencing the ascent of an unusually steep though not very long hill, that rose abruptly from the lowest part of the glen or hollow down which they had been gradually descending. "Begor, 'tis thrue for ould Phil," said he, as he looked around him. "You couldn't redden the pipe from the bridge to the quarry. Though I reminder id myse'f when 'twas the pleasantest piece uv a road from Kilthubber to Clo'mel. An', faith, if I could redden the pipe now I'd like a smoke, as 'tis afther comin' into my head." He put his pipe into his mouth and looked around him, while the mule rested at the foot of the hill. "God be wud poor Mick Brien," said he. "That sally three always reminds me uv him. 'Tis many's the piggin uv milk they made me dhrink, for 'tis little business I'd have axin' a dhrink uv wather at Mick's. But sure if every house, big an' little uv 'em, was standin'" continued Billy Heffernan as if he caught himself reasoning from unsound premises, "I couldn't kindle the pipe this hour uv the night. Come, Kit!" and catching hold of one heel of the car, and leaning his shoulder against the creel, he helped the mule on in her zig-zag course up the hill. The descent on the other side was gradual, and the mule was left to shift for herself till they got upon the level, where she showed some symptoms of stopping for another rest; a proceeding which Billy Heffernan thought so unreasonable that he took down his whip from the top of the load, where it usually rested, and, without a word of warning or remonstrance, gave Kit a smart lash under the belly, at which Kit shook her ears and whisked her tail, and was about running straight into the ditch at the left-hand side, that being the deepest and the most likely to swallow her up; but changing her mind as she reached the brink, Kit set off at a brisk trot along the road. This was too much of a good thing, and her master ran forward, and, seizing the rein near the bit, gave it a check that made Kit throw back her head and open her jaws very wide; and while still pressing on the rein, Billy Heffernan let the lash of his whip drop into the same hand that held the handle, and laid both lash and handle along Kit's back, between the hip and the butt of the tail, with a tremendous whack. "Maybe you'd go right now?" said he, letting the rein go with a jerk. And Kit seemed to think it was the wisest thing she could do. So they jogged on peacefully again, till the light shining through the open door of a house surrounded by trees -- which, from their size and outline, even a stranger to the locality would have known were very old whitethorns -- attracted his attention. "Wo! Kit." said Billy Heffernan, and the mule immediately stopped. "They're up at ould Phil's," said he, looking considerably surprised. "But that's thrue," he added, as if the mystery were suddenly cleared up; "sure they're at the weddin'." He was about ordering Kit to go on, when another thought occurred to him. "Begob!" he exclaimed, "I might as well have the smoke as I have the chance." He opened the gate that led to Phil Morris's house, and was closing it again behind him when he found himself caught by the skirt of the coat. He turned round suddenly somewhat frightened, but found himself held fast. After remaining still for a moment, during which his heart beat very quick, he ventured to pull the skirt of the coat, but could not free himself. As nothing stirred, however, he concluded he had merely got entangled in a branch of one of the old whitethorns blown down by the storm of the morning that blew down the end of his own turf-rick. He fried to free himself without tearing his riding-coat, when, to his amazement and terror, the long skirt was raised up and shook in his face, with which it was almost on a level. He retreated backwards but the coat was pulled the other way; and after a short tussle, Billy Heffernan got a sharp blow on the mouth. Moved by the instinct of self-preservation he stretched out his hands, and boldly grappled with his assailant, whom he attempted to throttle as quickly as Possible. In the struggle both rolled to the ground, and Billy loudly denounced his adversary as a coward; for he not only struck at him while down, but aimed his blows where any one having the faintest regard for fair fighting would have scorned to strike. "He wants to murdher me," exclaimed Billy Heffernan, "That's what he wants. Can't you spake," he added, "an' tell me who you are an' what are you up to?" But the only reply was a repetition of the cowardly assault. "D--n your sowl," shouted Billy Heffernan, roused to madness by a sharp blow that affected him somewhat like the sting of a bee, "if you're a man let go my ould coat an' stand up an' see id out if you're able." This challenge seemed to have the desired effect, for after another violent struggle he found his coat skirt free. Scrambling as quickly as Possible to his feet, Billy Heffernan flung off the old riding-coat and put himself into a pugilistic attitude. "Turn out now, if you're a man," he exclaimed. But to his horror and consternation there was no one to answer the challenge. Billy Heffernan's courage oozed out, we should rather say through his toes, than the tips of his fingers, for he began to feel very weak about the knees, while the strength that was so rapidly departing from his limbs seemed in some mysterious manner to be communicated to the hair of his head. "The Lord betune us an' all